Ah, I'm in a Reading Slump. Looking for a Funny Cultivation Novel With a Male-Male Couple 啊，最近书荒了，想要那种修仙 双男 搞笑的书

1 让 You Told Me to Kill My Villainous Master, So Why Did You Kiss Him?! 让你杀反派师尊，你亲他干嘛！ Squeezed Peach Juice榨桃汁Two Male Leads522k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] [Complete + two male leads + shou protagonist + everyone speaks their mind + devoted romance] [Gentle, beautiful master × outwardly obedient, tea-scented villain disciple who is secretly unhinged] Shang Qingshi transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder master. Born into a noble family and blessed with striking looks, he even has both the male lead and the ultimate villain as his disciples. It’s a dream start from the start. But his cauldron physique prevents him 49.1kReads9.5Score9.4kShelves

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The title of the first book is very rough, but the content is too delicate. The second book is really sweet, and every character has a soul. Both of them were brought into the book little by little by the author's writing without even realizing it.

2 面 The Stone-Faced Second Senior Brother's Inner Thoughts Are Way Too Cheerful 面瘫二师兄心声过于欢脱 Qingnü Twelve青女拾贰Two Male Leads1.9M WordsOngoing Alternate title: The One Thing About How Everyone Is a Chosen Hero Except Me, the One Who Transmigrated Into a Book Shen Yuxi, the second senior brother of the Xuantian Sect, was a famously icy beauty in the cultivation world, a heaven-blessed prodigy with a frosty air, like an immortal untouched by worldly concerns. But the truth was that he was a pure-hearted, clueless, all-round shipper and novel addict. One day, he transmigrated into a book and ended up with a stone-cold poker face, while h 1.1kReads8.6Score104Shelves

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The second senior brother has facial paralysis. After an accident, his memory was restored and his inner voice was revealed. Only then did everyone really get to know this senior brother.

3 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 260.4kReads9.6Score28kShelves

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"🦅🔥 Shocking! The most popular junior sister in the whole sect is actually the one in charge of comedy!" [Character Contrast] √ The golden elixir cultivator can beat the demon king × The sword must hit the mountain guarding formation √ The speed of solving crimes is the first in the sect

4 穿 Beast World Transmigration: My Beast Husband Is Too Fierce 穿越兽世：兽夫太凶猛 There's a Star in the Sky天上有个星星Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate to the beast world + lighthearted sweet romance + everyday life + one heroine, multiple partners + multiple male beasts] In the 21st century, Qian Xia is a hardworking wage earner. One day, on her way home after working overtime, she's hit and killed by a car that has gone out of control. But when she opens her eyes again, she's in a gigantic cave. The cave is dark and damp, frightening her. She's wearing nothing but tattered animal hides fashioned into a bandeau top and a short sk 85.3kReads9.1Score8.3kShelves

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The masterpiece of time travel, Deng Chao🌹 is worth watching

5 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 90.2kReads9.4Score13.4kShelves

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I highly recommend this book. The writing style, connotation, humanities, geography, male and female protagonists, and group portraits all come together. It's really awesome!!! There are really very few articles that a middle-aged woman with an aunty attitude like me can calmly read and finish! Really recommend!

6 每 Growing One Point a Year: From Country Bumpkin to Ancestor of the Immortal Realm 每年加一点从山野村夫成仙界道祖 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 839kReads9.7Score86.8kShelves

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I think this is the book you are talking about. It fits so well. It's both masculine and funny, but it's also timid. It's pretty good. [Chigua]

7 东 Tales of the Northeast Underworld 东北黑道往事 Jade Creek Burning at the Fingertips玉溪燃指尖Urban6.0M WordsOngoing Formerly titled The Northern City's Underworld Boss, also known as Tales of the Northeastern Underworld. They say the underworld is all about human relationships and worldly ways, but have you ever seen the real underworld? The underworld is dangerous, but the human heart is even more dangerous. Spring ice is thin, and human nature is thinner still. The underworld is nothing more than a game of chess. Once you enter the game, you can no longer control your own fate. I will use my own experie 293.5kReads9.5Score17.6kShelves

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Want to know what the real underworld life is like? "Once Upon a Time in the Northeast: Twenty Years of Underworld" gives you the answer! This is no ordinary fictional story. The author Kong Ergou has grown up in an environment full of blood and killings since he was a child. He is a true witness. The content in his writing is like a deep throat revelation from within the underworld, shocking and true! In 1986, the protagonist Zhao Hongbing and his comrades returned to their hometown after demobilization. They originally wanted to live a stable life. Who would have expected that they encountered a provocation by gangsters on the street. They responded with violence and stepped into the "big dye vat" of the underworld. From the classic gangsters who fought on the streets in the 1980s, to the money-worshiping gangsters who fought for money in the 1990s, to the evil forces who later colluded with the officialdom, in the past 20 years, they have experienced bloody storms and witnessed the cruel changes in society. There are too many characters in the book to count, and each person's personality is as distinct as the people walking by. Zhao Hongbing is calm-minded and a natural big brother; Zhang Yue is ruthless but sticks to his moral bottom line; Little Beijing is humorous and can always make people laugh in tense moments, but never loses control at critical moments. The brotherhood between them, the life-and-death feud with their enemies, as well as the embarrassing love and friendship, the plot has ups and downs. One moment it makes your blood boil and you want to charge with them; the other moment it makes you sigh that fate is so unpredictable. There are many exciting plots in the book, such as Zhao Hongbing took his girlfriends Gao Huan and Zhang Yue to fly a kite, and unexpectedly encountered an enemy. Zhang Yue was stabbed, and stabbed the opponent in the heart with his backhand, and was imprisoned for two and a half years. At this time, the fate of the three people completely changed. Gao Huan could not stand the pressure of public opinion and eloped with Zhao Hongbing; and Li Si beat the fifth child so badly in order to avenge his eldest brother, knocking out more than 70 teeth and cutting off more than 30 fingers. , This level of bloodshed makes one's scalp numb! In addition to the attractive story, this book also deeply reflects the social reality at that time, vividly showing people's confusion and struggle in the wave of the times in the early days of reform and opening up, as well as the swing of human nature on the edge of good and evil. Whether you like exciting gangster stories or want to understand that special era through words, this book is definitely worth reading!

13 师 My Master Rules the Cultivation World with His Absurd Antics 师尊他靠抽象称霸修真界 Peach Oolong Tea蜜桃普洱茶Two Male Leads204k WordsOngoing [Two male leads] [Two shameless scene-stealers] [Cultivation] [Happy ending] [Lighthearted and funny] He got a transmigration-into-a-book starter pack for cursing the author out. The person involved had this to say: “Go on, transmigrate into this book. You won’t be able to get a word out once you do.” To change his early-death ending, Shen Qi'an beat everyone to the punch and took the original male lead, Miao Jingheng, as his disciple. He looked after him in every way, hoping to ride his discipl 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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Come on, watch and be silent

16 和 Days Spent Sharing a Rental with the Campus Belle 和校花合租的日子 Sea King Golden Goblet海王金樽Urban1.0M WordsCompleted An unexpected arrangement to share an apartment with a girl he'd never met turns Lin Beixiu's life upside down. A song brings back memories, and after spending time together again and again, Lin Beixiu realizes they were never strangers at all. I may have lost you once, but this time, I'll hold on tight. Every encounter in this world is a reunion after a long separation. I met you at just the right time. This is a story about finding each other again. 1.2kReads9.3Score184Shelves

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When she woke up, she found that Bai Yueguang, the boy from all the boys in the school, had become her roommate? This is not the most exciting thing! In "Days Shared with the School Beauty", the seemingly gentle and sweet school beauty actually comes back over the wall in black clothes late at night, holding a bloody dagger in her hand! The male protagonist discovered her mysterious identity, and the next second he was pressed against the wall and threatened: "Dare you tell me, you won't survive tonight!" What's even more shocking is that the small house they rent together actually hides a secret passage leading to the ancient tomb! The school beauty is suddenly kidnapped by a mysterious organization. The male protagonist breaks into an underground casino single-handedly to rescue the beauty, only to find that the man behind the scenes is actually his own university professor! When the sweet daily life meets the adventure of life and death, and the ambiguity heats up at the critical moment, the school beauty suddenly says: "We are not from the same world at all!" There are constant reversals, sweet and wild, come and watch this heart-pounding cohabitation adventure!

17 徒 Disciple, You're Invincible. Go Down the Mountain 徒儿，你无敌了，下山去吧 Yi Nian依念Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [A must-read medical genius novel, with a strong moral compass, tearjerking moments, and a celebration of China.] He enters the city for the first time, armed with extraordinary skills. He can heal the sick and refine medicine... “There’s no illness I, Lin Feiyu, can’t cure. The only question is whether I want to treat the person.” “There’s nothing in this world I can’t do!”, Lin Feiyu This plain synopsis can’t do the story justice. The novel itself is even better. 62.4kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves

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The master who had been in seclusion for hundreds of years was frightened by his apprentice's actions just after he came out of seclusion! The protagonist casually cuts off a hundred thousand mountains with a sword, and explodes the alchemy furnace, turning the sect into a tourist attraction! The master held the ancestral secret book and cried bitterly: "If this traitor doesn't leave, I will lose my old face!" As soon as he came down the mountain, the protagonist went crazy to complete the famous scene: he saved the beautiful saint who was being hunted, and wiped out the entire killer organization with his backhand; What's even more amazing is that when the great master of the immortal world comes to kick the ball, the protagonist calmly takes out the master's slippers and directly calms the audience! The whole high-energy counter-routine is so exciting that you can't stop!