Funny, Lighthearted Short Stories About Blind Dates 轻松搞笑的相亲类的短篇
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I Brought a Fortune to the 1970s and Became the Boss of the Family 带着巨额财产穿七零，成家中一霸
Period drama + military marriage + pocket dimension + family life On the first day after Lin Xiangnan transmigrates, her family gets into a huge argument over sending someone to the countryside. At first: “So what if I have to go to the countryside? I've got hundreds of millions of supplies in my pocket dimension. How could I possibly fail to get by out there?” After helping her second great-uncle weed his fields for two days: “There's no way I'm going to the countryside. I'm lazy, gluttonous, a
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Professor Ning Is Troubled: What Should He Do About His Socially Anxious Wife? 宁教授苦恼，太太是个社恐怎么办
(Completed) [Marriage first, love later + two strangers + little white rabbit and big bad wolf] [Pretend-proper history professor × genuinely antisocial voice actor] Zi Su always thought Ning Shisui had entered a marriage of convenience with her because he couldn't be with the person he loved. Until one night, he got drunk and gently held her captive in his arms. Zi Su was so nervous she didn't dare move. Stammering, she asked, “Prof... Professor Ning, don't you like men?” His gaze burned as he
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Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥！这主播根本不是卖艺的
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong 我的alpha是山东毒嘴小绿茶
[Goofy, sharp-tongued Shandong alpha who occasionally slips into dialect × cool, fierce celebrity omega who treats marriage as no big deal] After breaking off her engagement to her cheating fiancé, Wei Zisu is matched with a rather ordinary Shandong alpha whose compatibility with her is remarkably high: Yin Zhengchuan. What she hears from the alpha: His family grows and sells vegetables, lives in a bungalow, and has a disabled younger sister. What she sees on her first visit to the alpha's ho
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Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生
[An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th
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Explosive Chemistry! The Crazy Couple Turns a Breakup Show Upside Down 磕炸！疯疯夫妇爆改分手综艺
[Ridiculous Comedy + Sweet Romance + Cathartic] [Naturally Evil, Yandere Heroine × Shameless, Old-Dog Teasing Hero] Jiang Hua, an evil spirit who survives by feeding on resentment, is sent to the fringe world to serve her sentence. Here, she is the foil to her twin sister: the yandere uses her as a substitute, her parents treat her as a jinx, and netizens gawk at her like a monkey. She is supposed to suffer both physically and emotionally and rack up enough Suffering Points to complete her missi
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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I Went Home to Meet a Match, But My Match Asked Me to Fake-Date Her to Handle Her Family's Marriage Pressure 回老家相亲，相亲对象拉我搭伙演戏应付全家催婚
I went back to my hometown for a blind date, and my date asked me to pretend we were dating to fend off our families’ matchmaking pressure.
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After Meeting a Whole Circle of Suitors, I Ended Up with My Childhood Friend 相看了一圈，最后和竹马处上了
After looking around at a bunch of candidates, I ended up dating my childhood friend.
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My Blind Date Turned Out to Be My High School Chinese Teacher 相亲对象竟是曾经高中语文老师
His blind date turns out to be his former Chinese teacher. “Teacher, what a coincidence. Are you here on a blind date too? We’re just going through the motions, right? I get it.” “Teacher, want to see a movie?” “Teacher, let me take you home.” “Teacher, your hands are so small.” “Teacher, you smell so lovely.”
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I Met a Sweet Girl on a Blind Date, Then Secretly Married Her Best Friend 相亲遇甜妹，偷娶她闺蜜
[If You Get an Awesome Trait, Can You Win the Goddess of Your Dreams?] [Adapted into a short drama: He Meets a Sweet Girl on a Blind Date and Secretly Marries Her Best Friend. The quality is good, the heroine is beautiful, and it's worth a watch!] Lin Yan: "I can!" "If you've got money and ability, who the hell couldn't?" P.S. (The score has just started, so it's low. It'll gradually go up, so feel free to read!) After meeting a gold-digger on a blind date, Lin Yan activated the [Trait Conqu
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On May Day, I Turned My Blind Date into a Dog 五一相亲，我把相亲男变成狗
On May Day, I went on a blind date and turned my date into a dog.
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A Fiery Newlywed: The Cold-Faced Officer Can't Hold Back 新婚惹火，冷面军官不节制
The short drama Xu Xu is now streaming [Marriage first, love later + a husband’s long road to winning his wife back + sweet romance + both leads’ first love + age gap + contrasting personalities] [Scheming, cold-hearted big bad wolf vs. charming, soft, adorable little white rabbit] At a certain hospital, in the urology department, a serious medical misdiagnosis occurred. A man’s gritted, furious growl rang out from the consultation room. “Woman, are you asking to die?” Behind her mask, the yo
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After My Boyfriend Proposed to His Dream Girl, I Married His Archenemy 男友和白月光求婚后，我嫁给他死对头
Jiang Yunzheng was Wen Shuyu's backup, while Song Yan was Jiang Yunzheng's backup. Everyone knew Jiang Yunzheng loved Wen Shuyu, but his love was unrequited. Every year on Wen Shuyu's birthday, he would propose to her. Wen Shuyu neither accepted nor refused. But Song Yan was Jiang Yunzheng's actual girlfriend, forced to witness his unwavering devotion again and again. After eight years, his love finally faded away completely. When Jiang Yunzheng proposed to Wen Shuyu yet again and she accepted,
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After Marrying My Best Friend’s Uncle, I Became the Apple of a Powerful Man’s Eye 嫁给闺蜜小舅后，稳坐大佬心尖宠
[One true pairing + age gap + sweet romance + putting scumbags in their place + male lead acts proper but is deeply devoted] [Poor, pitiful heroine + powerful rich male lead + winning her back] Su Mian was cheated on by her scumbag senior and her own younger sister! To cheer her up, her best friend Cheng Xinran took her to a bar. They unexpectedly ran into her uncle, Li Shilin… “Xinran, is this your classmate?” “Yes, she’s my best friend at university. Her name is Su Mian. Mian, as in ‘sheep.’”
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After I Accepted the Marriage Alliance and Left, Mr. Yan Cried His Eyes Red 我接受联姻离开后，言总哭红眼
Shen Shuxin loved Yan Sili for five years. She left her family and stubbornly followed him. In the end, she still couldn't compete with one sentence from his first love: “Brother, will you stay with me?” She finally understood that some people's hearts could never be warmed. So Shen Shuxin called her eldest brother and agreed to go home and get married. By the time Yan Sili came to his senses and began desperately pursuing her, he found a cold-faced man by her side. Yan Sili went completely
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You Cheated First, So Why Are You Crying Now That I'm Divorcing You? 你出轨在先，我离婚你哭什么
The short drama adaptation, "Crimson Gardenia 2", is now open for reservations on Hongguo. Season One, "Crimson Gardenia", is available on Hongguo and Douyin. (Scumbag grovels to win his wife back + powerful male lead swoops in to claim her) (Clear-headed, strong female lead + aloof, secretly passionate heir) Wen Zhiyan has witnessed Shen Jihan’s devotion and experienced his betrayal. She keeps her feelings to herself and tricks him into signing the divorce papers. When the 30-day cooling-off pe
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The Poor Little Thing Is Pregnant and Crying in Secret: President Fu Takes Her Away and Spoils Her 小可怜怀崽偷哭：傅总抱走狠狠宠
[Marriage before love + devoted to each other + age gap + sweet romance + abstinent CEO + supposedly infertile] To pay her grandmother’s medical bills, Xiao Xixi is introduced by a neighbor from her village to a “job” in the capital. That night, she is taken to a dinner party. After being drugged, she is chased by five old men and, by a twist of fate, stumbles into the room of an influential man who is supposedly infertile. “Uncle, please save me.” He doesn’t take advantage of her, but she begs
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My Husband, Whom I Mistreated, Turns His Life Around, and I'm in Trouble 被我作践的老公翻身后，我惨了
“I've been wanting you for so long...” In the darkness of night, the man kisses me without restraint. He's my live-in husband. One drunken night, I slept with him, and the scandal caused a huge stir. So I, a pampered heiress, had no choice but to make this down-and-out young man marry into my family and become my husband. Bitterly resentful, I repeatedly humiliated and abused him, beating and berating him at every turn. But he never got angry, always behaving like a gentle, virtuous man. Just as
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My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客
After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem.
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The Eleventh Spring of My Secret Love 暗恋他的第十一年春
[Bright Flower Shop Owner × Cool, Distinguished Diplomat] [Devoted 1v1 First Love | Sweet Romance | Misunderstood Secret Crush | Love Returned | Flash Marriage] At sixteen, Shen Zhuying falls for a boy. He likes wearing white shirts, plays the drums, and gets dimples when he smiles. He's a blazing sun she can never reach. At eighteen, she repeats a year of school and gets into the same university as him, only to learn that he transferred to England half a year ago. At twenty-two, she sees him ag
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