No Romance, No Romance!!!! Audiobooks 无cp无cp!!!! 有声小说

1. 1 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 215.7kReads9.6Score23.3kShelves

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   Both have no CP. The first and second books are about cultivating immortals. The heroines are funny and abstract. The third and fourth books are about real and fake daughters. They all get along well with each other and have very good personalities. They are loved by many brothers. The heroines in these two books are both metaphysics masters. They run live broadcasts to make money. There are so many melons during the live broadcast that they explode. The fifth book is about a very abstract heroine who listens to her heart. She has five brothers who love her. The sixth book is about zombies in the apocalyptic space. The big heroine is

2. 2 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 114.1kReads9.5Score16.9kShelves
3. 3 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 29.1kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves
4. 4 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Genuine Heiress Becomes Everyone’s Favorite 直播算命：玄学真千金成团宠了 Missing-Tooth Tiger缺牙虎Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + beloved by everyone + no romance + goofy comedy] Just after Su Xuanxuan turned eighteen, her master kicked her down the mountain, claiming it was time for her to gain experience. Who could have guessed that as soon as she left the mountain, she’d end up at the police station? One moment, the officers were giving her a lesson in science; the next, they were questioning reality. Su Xuanxuan’s second client turned out to be her own eldest brother. She was just wondering why she’d r 4.9kReads9.2Score669Shelves
5. 5 重 Reborn with a Stockpile: The Beloved Toxic Girl Sweeps Through the Apocalypse 重生囤货：团宠小毒女横扫末世 The Sheep That Ran Away from Home离家出走的羊Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Post-Apocalypse + System Pocket Dimension + Stockpiling + Infrastructure Building + Strong Heroine + Everyone's Favorite + No Saintly Heroine] Who says a five-year-old can only be a burden? Yun Xiaoxiao is a tough survivor of the apocalypse. Reborn six days before it breaks out, she finds herself with a father who doesn't care for her and a mother who doesn't love her. Even after their divorce, neither wants her. So the five-year-old finally snaps. She clears out all the supermarkets and ca 18.8kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
6. 6 快 Quick Transmigration: Always Wanting to Slack Off but Forced to Become a Big Shot 快穿：总想摆烂但被迫成为大佬 Fish Three Times a Day一天三顿鱼Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Male-lead quick transmigration + no romance + feel-good story] The male lead, male supporting characters, villains, cannon fodder, and child-rearing: it’s all here. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick transmigration! Wen Shao used to be part of the male-supporting-character group. Now he’s one of the enforcement officers at the Quick Transmigration Bureau. To him, missions are no longer just missions: they’re a way of life. World One: What?! He has to teach the Demon Venerable to be good? What ki 19.7kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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   All without cp

7. 7 渣 The Scumbag Refuses to Be Cremated [Quick Transmigration] 渣男偏不火葬场【快穿】 She Wanders the Jianghu她在江湖漂Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted | Quick Transmigration | No Romance | Satisfying Face-Slapping] Gu Yuanjia was a task-taker for the Time and Space Administration, diligently playing the role of the devoted, miserable second male lead in world after world. At long last, the capitalist Main God finally recognized all his hard work and decided to promote him: from second male lead to male lead. It turned out he’d been assigned to the lowest-tier group of male leads: the “chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium” stories. 4.1kReads7.7Score180Shelves
8. 8 舔 The Simps Awaken, and the Protagonists Are in Tears [Quick Transmigration] 舔狗觉醒后，主角们哭了【快穿】 Fish Three Times a Day一天三顿鱼Modern Romance603k WordsCompleted [Male-Lead Quick Transmigration + No CP + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] There are always supporting male characters who would die for the heroine, even sacrificing their families and losing everything. But the truth is, they're not hopeless romantics. They're just plot-driven tools, forced by the story to do things they don't mean. When these tools awaken, their overwhelming resentment becomes too much for their little worlds to contain, so they turn to the Quick Transmigration Bureau for help in eas 12.8kReads9.2Score830Shelves
9. 9 快 Quick Transmigration: The Max-Level Expert Becomes the Scumbag Dad 快穿：当满级大佬穿成极品他爸 Xuanyuan Ludan轩辕驴蛋Historical1.7M WordsCompleted Rong Li, a star employee in the Time and Space Bureau's cannon-fodder department, was sick of playing cannon fodder. Once he had saved enough points, he switched to the retirement department, only to be assigned by his dim-witted supervisor to the “Your Uncle” team. There, he would play the elders of all kinds of awful cannon-fodder characters, guiding them onto the right path and setting things right. “Going from cannon fodder to a cannon fodder's dad: I guess that's a promotion!” Rong Li thoug 3.1kReads9.1Score210Shelves
10. 10 大 The Big Shot Couldn't Retire, So He Became a Dad Instead [Quick Transmigration] 大佬退休不成反当爹【快穿】 Ajiu Doesn't Eat Fish阿九不吃鱼Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Dad + adorable kids + adorable pets + no romance · male protagonist’s perspective · building a career and raising kids The 3525 Galaxy Quick Transmigration Bureau annual gala: A: I built my company into a Fortune Global 500 enterprise. Lin Zhi (with a cold expression): I’m being a dad to my kid. B: I passed the imperial examinations in ancient times and became the chief minister. Lin Zhi (expressionless): I’m being a dad to my kid. C: I became a global superstar. Lin Zhi (looking even colder): I 13.5kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
11. 11 我 I Am the Villain Chosen by Fate: Invincible from the Moment I Crush the Male Lead 我，天命反派，无敌从碾压男主开始 Ou Cong偶葱Urban493k WordsCompleted Every male-oriented novel has a domineering protagonist who relies on forced posturing to pull off face-slapping, along with a crowd of cannon fodder whose intelligence is forcibly lowered by his protagonist aura. Gu Xiao's job is to become a brain-boosting hero in these web novels, raise the intelligence of everyone in each world, and relentlessly rub the male lead's face in the dirt. In a son-in-law story, he's the loyal sidekick who helps the male lead show off, only to have the male lead pat 7.9kReads9.1Score521Shelves
12. 12 大 The Big Shot Is Forced Into Quick Transmigration: Who Dares Bully My Baby? 大佬被迫快穿：有人敢欺负我崽？ Lan'er, Be Strong蓝儿当自强Modern Romance644k WordsCompleted [Male lead's quick transmigration + adorable pets + adorable kids + cozy, lighthearted child-rearing + no romance + focused on warm everyday life, not a power fantasy. If you like power fantasies, beware!] (Reader advisory: The events involving the original male and female leads in the first small world are somewhat controversial. The original female lead's ending was added later in Chapter 172. If you don't enjoy this world, feel free to skip to the second one!) Gu Jingzhou is the head of the S 2.5kReads9.1Score226Shelves
13. 13 快 Quick Transmigration: The Max-Level Expert Goes on Another Killing Spree 快穿之满级大佬又杀疯了 Lovely Qingtuan美美的青团Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance] [Punishing scumbags] [Unhinged heroine] Have you ever seen a destined cannon-fodder character kill the male and female leads from the start? Have you ever seen a medical PhD destroy several zombie cities with a flick of her fingers? Have you ever seen a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler dominate the martial world and hold power at court? When she heard these stories, Ming Yin only smiled faintly: “That's right, it's me. But the ones I want to destroy aren't these insignificant ants. 1.4kReads9.0Score130Shelves
14. 14 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: No Joke, the Opponent Has a Puni 崩铁：没开玩笑，对面一个谱尼 The Fu Family符家人Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing A tranquil galaxy, a silent universe. Facilities and personnel all operating as they should. Everything seems so wonderful. “Holy Spirit Magic Flash!!” After a dazzling burst of light, the pesky Abundance Alliance vanished once again. The onion-headed figure gazed with satisfaction at the spotless galaxy, then drifted away under the awestruck, worshipful eyes of the people behind it. 7.3kReads9.1Score525Shelves

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    There is definitely no CD for this book, you can check it out

15. 15 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance516k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 23.8kReads9.5Score4kShelves

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    This, this, no CP, cultivating immortals + all members are sick + daily life of the sect... The elders all support them, unlike the novels I read before, and they are very accepting of senior brothers with demon blood.

16. 16 什 So What If I Lack Morals? I’m Already Number One in All of Jiuzhou 什么仙道天道？呵！我修的是杀道 Jiang Xiaoyan姜小言Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing [Print edition out September 12 + refuses to look back + satisfying growth story + ensemble cast] In her past life, Wanwan died at the hands of her master and six senior brothers, pierced through the heart by seven swords and left without a whole body. Her master only loved her little junior sister, and her senior brothers only doted on her. When the little junior sister lost her Golden Core, they dug out Wanwan's to replace it. When the little junior sister was wronged, Ye Wanwan was made to su 167.4kReads9.4Score14.6kShelves

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    No CP Immortal Cultivation Novel [Blowing Kiss]

17. 17 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 197.1kReads9.5Score27kShelves
18. 18 凶 No Witnesses to the Murder? Then What Are These Animals? 凶案没目击者？那这些动物是什么 Yan Yan Xiao Ke妍妍小可Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing [No System + Animals + Mystery + Crime Solving + Golden Finger + Veterinarian] As an utterly ordinary veterinarian, Chu Chen never imagined he would get caught up in a murder case. Fortunately, at the crucial moment, he used his special ability to talk to animals to clear himself of suspicion. But his peaceful life was shattered as a result, and all kinds of people began coming to him for help: strange disappearances, skinning cases, bloody dogfighting rings... A sparrow, an ant, even a mosquito 8.6kReads6.9Score644Shelves

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    It's a crime-solving novel. Although I may not like some of the earlier ones, persistence is victory. The male protagonist in the back is very interesting.

19. 19 两 Traveling Between Two Worlds, I Pretend to Be a God in Primitive Society 两界互穿，我在原始社会伪装神灵 Yu Chenchen玉沉沉Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition, The Boundary Crosser, is now available. [Female-oriented, no romance] [Food + Street Stalls + Transmigrate Between Two Worlds + Farming + Getting Rich + Development + Infrastructure] Lu Chenyu is poor, but unexpectedly inherits a villa from a distant relative. Before she can even celebrate, she learns that she has also inherited a huge debt. Her fortune turns into a massive liability, and the big villa is haunted, so she can’t sell it at all. On the verge of tears, Lu Chenyu h 21.1kReads8.3Score2kShelves

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    This is my first time reading this kind of novel and it's very novel

20. 20 七 The 1970s: My Little One Gets Rich With a Shameless System 七零：崽崽靠着缺德系统暴富啦！ May We Last as Long as the Moon随明月而长终Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Completed (Era Setting + No Romance + Truly Little Kid Protagonist + Mischievous Kid + Clueless + No Catfighting) (Daily Life + System + Lucky Charm + Beloved by All + Only Child + Olympic Champion) Original title: The 1970s: The Kid Gets Rich with a System Full of Flaws! P.S. After chapter 42, there are basically no awful people. There aren’t many in the early chapters either, just two, and they won’t keep showing up. Told mainly from the kid’s point of view, full of her daily life, with lots a 18.4kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

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    Very nice [adoration][adoration][adoration]

21. 21 大 The Strong Widow and Her Children of Every Shape and Size Flee the Famine 大力寡妇与高矮胖瘦的儿女在逃荒 Ximen Qizi西门七仔Ancient Romance4.7M WordsOngoing [No romance + widow + butcher + the whole village flees famine + farming + space + building wealth] Some people are killed by cars, others by people jumping from buildings, but Cheng Guqing is crushed to death by grain in a granary! Then she transmigrates. She wakes up as a 45-year-old widow, 180 centimeters tall and weighing 200 jin, whose husband has just died and who’s astonishingly strong. She goes straight from being an unmarried older woman to a grandmother, gaining a pile of children, in- 13.3kReads8.8Score712Shelves
22. 22 镇 Road Wardens: I Am the Lantern Bearer 镇路司：我是提灯人 Wine Turns Cool酒微凉Mystery1.2M WordsOngoing New book recommendation: Wasteland Rules: The Dead Man Who Betrayed Me from the Start Wasteland, the supernatural, survival. After two months of sleeping, dreaming, and polishing it over and over, the book is finally here for you all. If you're interested, click on the author's pen name to find the new book. I'm serializing both books at the same time, and they're very different~~ This story has a slow start, so take your time. You'll find it really interesting as you read on. Whether there's a 815Reads7.1Score—Shelves
23. 23 我 The Trash I Recycle Sells Like Crazy Across the Myriad Worlds During Years of Disaster 我回收的垃圾卖到万界灾年抢疯了 Moon Demon Speaks月妖言Modern Romance507k WordsCompleted Temp worker 0727 Xuan Yao was fired by the System for slacking off, not long after she started. Xuan Yao felt wronged! The System had sent her to collect watermelons in the 1990s, tea in the 1970s, floodwater in ancient times, and crayfish in the 1960s, among other things. She thought she’d done a great job, and figured the System was just killing the donkey after it had ground the mill. The System wondered how she could possibly not know why she’d been fired! Temp worker 0728 Gu Hao, a proper 1.1kReads7.0Score100Shelves
24. 24 心 After My Inner Thoughts Were Exposed, Everyone at Court Turned Out to Be Good 心声暴露后，满朝文武都是好人 Jiu Shengsheng Mo九笙笙默Ancient Romance575k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + System + gossip + everyone's favorite + no romance in the main story (romance in the modern-day arc)] Shen Zhiyi transmigrates into the body of the emperor's record keeper, whose job is to document the emperor's words and actions. Unfortunately, the emperor is an old man, so Shen Zhiyi figures this isn't going to be some “you love me, I love you” kind of story. That would be way too kinky. Besides, she has the golden finger System that all transmigrators are suppose 1.7kReads8.4Score134Shelves

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