Any Especially Absurd or Super Short Stories? 有没有特别离谱或特短的文

1. 1 凶 The Scary CEO Really Is a Great Monster 凶巴巴的总裁果然是大妖怪 Ni Sensen倪森森Modern Romance130k WordsCompleted Yu Luo is a little monster. By day, she works as the CEO's secretary; by night, she attends monster school to learn magic. But the CEO is anything but human: he bullies and exploits her every day! At her wits' end, Yu Luo decides to reveal her true form and give him a scare. Instead, the CEO calmly reaches out and toys with her. As he rubs her horns, he asks, “Where did this little black dragon come from?” Yu Luo has only herself to blame. His rubbing leaves her flushed and burning all over, and 5.3kReads9.1Score640Shelves

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   It's great for reading when you're bored. Very short and sweet

2. 2 快 Quick Transmigration: The Peerless White Lotus 快穿之倾世白莲 Little Bai Isn't White at All小白不白白Ancient Romance691k WordsOngoing Gentle and ethereal, breathtakingly beautiful. Nothing could describe her better. (The female lead is not a good person.) 1.6kReads8.4Score102Shelves

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   This book is really the first time I have read this kind of book. It's beautiful.

3. 3 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 11.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
4. 4 一 Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person 一个精神病人的自述 Multiply by Two乘二Mystery169k WordsCompleted Sometimes I wonder what I am, what the world is, and what my existence means to it. Am I an NPC? Or just a virus that doesn't matter? A virus, yes. I feel like I've caught some kind of virus, or maybe I've always been one. My name is Zhang Shun. I'm an ordinary person, and on an ordinary day, I suddenly saw things no one else could see... 2.1kReads9.3Score581Shelves
5. 5 古 The Grand Princess from Ancient Times Is a Science Prodigy in the Modern World 古穿今，长公主她理科超神 Zombie Gu Gu僵尸咕咕Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Ancient-to-Modern Transmigration + System + Top Student + Strengthening the Nation] In her previous life, Chen Lingying needed only three thousand light cavalry to strike down the enemy's commander. The people of Great Zhou called her the Eldest Princess of Chen, with both reverence and fear. When she opened her eyes again, the princess who had stood second to none had become a modern high school girl. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology; The International Mathematical Olympiad, internatio 7.3kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
6. 6 我 I’m Having Pleasant Goat’s Baby 我怀了喜羊羊的孩子 Er Can尔灿7k WordsCompleted I’m Pregnant with Pleasant Goat’s Child 140Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Smile][smile][smile][smile][smile]

7. 7 我 I’m Already a Great Golden Immortal, and the Chat Group Is Only Showing Up Now? 我都大罗了，聊天群才来？ Wushan Clouds and Dust巫山云尘Eastern Fantasy344k WordsOngoing Yun Qing transmigrates to the Primordial World and cultivates painstakingly for countless years, at last becoming an eternal blue lotus beneath the boundless heavens, a carefree Great Luo Immortal. Just as he learns the truth about the Primordial World, a System comes knocking. Yun Qing: “A chat group for all realms?” [Welcome a rogue cultivator from the Primordial World to the chat group for all realms] [Ordinary Mortal]: “Welcome, newcomer!” [The Blindfolded General Who Has Never Crashed]: “We 12.9kReads8.1Score527Shelves

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   There is always one you like

8. 8 攻 Trying to Win Over the Destined Empresses? They All Want to Win Me Over! 攻略天命女帝？她们都想攻略我！ Shuilong水泷Eastern Fantasy276k WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines] Shen Yun transmigrates to another world. Having lived three lives, he awakens a summoning System that makes him stronger by winning over women chosen by fate. Looking at the System that arrived years too late, Shen Yun declares the goal he has pursued all his life: “My Empress, I won’t lose this time!” “Your Majesty, the chancellor has brought your medicine.” “Aunt Leng, is today’s dose poison or an antidote?” “Poison.” “Hehe, just as expected of my good chancellor. You n 318Reads6.8Score—Shelves
9. 9 朕 How Did My Imperial Harem Get Filled with Spies? 朕的后宫怎么被穿成筛子了 The Daylight That Never Wakes醒不来的白昼Ancient Romance889k WordsOngoing My harem is a little strange. Every woman in it is exceptionally talented. A transmigrated woman from an old-school novel A quick transmigration heroine raising affection levels with a System A woman who knows the plot because she transmigrated into a book A reborn woman A palace maid with a spirit spring at her side Mind-reading A beloved-by-all aura A childbirth buff The River of Daughters A chat group And people broadcasting their inner thoughts... #PalaceIntrigue #EveryoneEndsUpHumbled 3.8kReads8.1Score226Shelves
10. 10 宗 Martial World Villain: Huang Rong Became My Master's Wife 宗武反派：黄蓉成了我师娘 Sail1080风帆1080Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing [Beautiful author + lifestyle photos] [Comprehensive wuxia + multiple heroines + nuanced romance + ruthless combat + not a saint + villain] The Yue Maiden Sword is drawn, and I save Huang Rong, my master’s wife, right from the start! Other experts spend ten years honing a single sword. I gain attributes every time I fight! Hitting an enemy boosts my attack, getting hit boosts my defense, and a successful dodge boosts my speed. The fiercer the fight, the stronger I get! A rain of arrows? The 32.1kReads8.0Score2.3kShelves
11. 11 校 The Campus Belle Has Always Been Devoted to Me, Because I Raised Her 校花始终如一，因为是我养的 Eight Tones八音Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Romantic Everyday Life] [Nurturing] [Multiple Love Interests] [Daily Life] [Light Novel] [No Love Rivals] [Super Sweet, No Angst] [Happy Ending] For the sake of his first love, his ex-girlfriend runs away from their wedding on the spot and indirectly causes his parents’ deaths. He thinks his life has turned completely bleak, until a twist of fate leads a girl with absolutely no common sense to take him home. Only then does he realize just how many wonderful girls are already in his life. His ch 114.2kReads9.4Score12.5kShelves
12. 12 老 The Troll Streamer and His Poor, Put-Upon Viewers 老六主播和他的怨种观众 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 12.4kReads9.2Score815Shelves
13. 13 女 The Villainess Is My Type, So I Defected Without Hesitation 女反派是我的菜，所以我果断投敌 A Pink Sausage一条粉肠Eastern Fantasy130k WordsCompleted [Creative premise + multiple heroines (serious) + character growth] What should you do when you transmigrate and get captured right away, and the enemy lord is a beautiful woman? An Kai would answer, “Please let me join your army.” “You’re a traitor to humanity!” Faced with the accusation, An Kai looked unimpressed, cleared his throat, and replied: “Foolish humans! Please don’t insult me, a pure-blooded member of the demon race!” This is a... Western fantasy world where humans, demons, elves, an 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 14 重 Reborn: The Campus Belle Chases Me, but I Can't Hide My Talent Anymore 重生：校花倒追，我才华瞒不住了 Three Taels of Peach Blossoms, Two Taels of Wine三两桃花二两酒Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Before being reborn School Belle: “Sorry, I don't want to date anyone before college.” School Belle's Mother: “You're not good enough for my daughter. Please don't ruin her future.” After being reborn School Belle's Mother: “Silly girl, there's only a thin veil between a girl and a boy! Ye Xuan doesn't want to pay attention to you, so go after him!” School Belle: “Ye Xuan, I like you. Be my boyfriend.” Ye Xuan, hands in his pockets: “As the top science-track student, a student at Jing University 73.5kReads8.4Score6.9kShelves
15. 15 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Boss 我的26岁女上司 Seven Seven Forty-Nine七柒四十九Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Also known as: Me and My Female Roommates] [Lots of romance] [Everyday life] [No heartbreak] [Love triangle drama] [Not brainless] [Enough heroines to fill two mahjong tables] [Gets satisfying later!] Cheng Mo, a college senior about to graduate, unexpectedly obtained the Destined Wage Earner System. A tenfold bonus on every paycheck? And random rewards whenever the System levels up? After getting the System, he met three female roommates while looking for a place to rent. As if that wer 9.9kReads8.3Score725Shelves
16. 16 红 A Red-Clad Female Ghost Knocks to Claim My Life. I Open the Door, Thrilled 红衣女鬼敲门索命，开门我兴奋了 Lord Buddha of the Nine Gates九门佛爷Mystery636k WordsCompleted The red moon rises! Ghostly energy returns! In the middle of the night, someone keeps knocking on the door of the campus beauty next door. Ning Chen curses in vain, then opens his door and steps out. To his surprise, a red-clad female ghost is knocking to claim the beauty’s life. Luckily, he activates the Supernatural Choice System. 1. Pretend you didn’t see her, go back inside, and lock the door tight, letting the red-clad female ghost claim the beauty’s life! Reward: a ghost-repelling constitu 11.4kReads8.9Score837Shelves
17. 17 道 Supreme Taoist: A Calamity of Bloodshed 道门太上：血光之灾 Peeing Into the Wind, Soaking a Shoe迎风尿一鞋Mystery480k WordsCompleted Offer blood to Heaven, and slay every evil thing. The Daoist arts are the strongest of all. All the great paths beneath Heaven come from Taishang. The Taishang lineage belongs to my Li family alone. The protagonist, Li Changsheng, makes a solemn vow to eradicate every evil demon beneath Heaven: he will never ascend, but remain in the mortal world for thousands of years. 13.7kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
18. 18 九 Nine Lives Revealed: The Heavenly Empresses of the Myriad Worlds See Their Images Shattered 九世轮回曝光，诸天女帝形象崩塌 Jingwu Feihong精武飞洪Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Reincarnation] [Feel-good power fantasy] [System] [Revelations] [Empress] [The Myriad Worlds] After Xu Hao was killed by the Empresses of the Myriad Worlds, who had attacked him because of a misunderstanding, he awakened the Myriad Worlds Reincarnation System, revealing his nine lifetimes. The whole world was shaken. The empresses wept and regretted everything. Wushuang: “I don't want these double pupils. They only bring me misfortune, and they took my senior brother away from me!” Qianyu: “Has 647Reads8.9Score101Shelves
19. 19 超 The Banished Immortal in Super God Academy 超神学院里的被贬仙人 Lai Xiaojun赖小君Anime Fanfiction196k WordsCompleted My name is Bai Chuan, a handsome guy who finally cultivated for 4,000 years to become a probationary official in the Heavenly Court. I was demoted for some personal reasons! That’s right, demoted! But when I arrived in the mortal world, everything felt unfamiliar. There are not only angels and demons, but also creatures that look like dogs. And worst of all, there are giant mechs! What a pain. 283Reads7.4Score—Shelves
20. 20 人 A Kamen Rider! I Am the Dark Decade! Invincible from the Start 人在骑士！我黑暗帝骑！开局无敌 Dark Crow暗鸦Anime Fanfiction663k WordsCompleted [Smash-Hit Kamen Rider Fanfic] [Single World] [Invincible Power Fantasy] Su Mo transmigrates to the Kamen Rider 555 Faiz world and becomes one of the orphaned Ryusei School students adopted by Hanagata, growing up alongside Sonoda Mari. When Hanagata mails the Faiz Driver to Mari, a System binds itself to him. Dark Decade! Kabuto, Kuuga, Hibiki... Rider Cards! Takumi Inui: That thug squat! Could you teach me? Masato Kusaka: Damn it! You bullied me as a kid, and now you’re still bullying me? Yuji 2kReads8.4Score248Shelves
21. 21 我 My Ice-Cold Childhood Friend Is Surprisingly Jealous 我冷若冰霜的青梅竟然爱吃醋 Mr. Benevolent Crow慈鸦先生Urban7.1M WordsOngoing [Youth · Everyday Life · Slow-Paced · Heartwarming · One Heroine · School] This book is also known as "Who Is the Immortal in the Moon?" Who is the immortal in the moon? Sleeves raised lightly, apart from the mortal world. They say the mortal world is full of splendid years: a pair of butterflies dancing gracefully. A cool and aloof childhood sweetheart, An elegant heiress, A handsome brother who would risk his life for him... Chen Yifei is about to start university, but he has no idea what kind 13.7kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
22. 22 不 The Unspoken Summer 不能言说的夏天 Seeking Light in the Dark Clouds喑云觅光Modern Romance50k WordsCompleted A youthful first-love story. Every girl has had a little secret of her own. Lin Xiaoxia likes Gu Yan, like a silent movie: wordless and unseen, watched alone. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Campus essay, very short.

23. 23 裂 Sunlight Through the Cracks 裂缝里的阳光 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 115.8kReads9.8Score14kShelves

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    The boy chose to go to the girl's grave and play Dream Butterfly. At that moment, time seemed to have frozen. The appearance of blood stains makes people feel excited and leaves many questions and thoughts. The boy's disappearance gives the story a mysterious ending that is endlessly memorable. Although this ending is heartbreaking, it is also the most sincere farewell to love. The story has ups and downs, full of human warmth and thoughts about life.

24. 24 真 Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满，连鬼神也杀给你看！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 50.2kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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    Articles worth reading

25. 25 学 From Underachiever to Top Student: The Tyrannical Math Prodigy Falls for Me 学渣逆袭：霸道数学爱上我 Lysine赖氨酸Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted I wrote this while I was in an unstable state of mind, so please go easy on me. [Underachiever’s comeback + School life + Coming of age + Young, innocent crushes + Inspiring ensemble cast + Occasional comfort] One day, Huang Jiajia, who fails every math test, suddenly discovers that her math textbook has come to life! And if that weren’t enough, it’s now pushing her to study! But the upside is that every time she levels up her math skills, she gets generous rewards! For example, she can order he 831Reads8.6Score154Shelves
26. 26 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 459.4kReads9.8Score55.8kShelves
27. 27 戒 Diary from a Conversion Therapy Center 戒同所日记 Youthful Years, Thinking of the Brocade Zither华年思锦瑟Two Male Leads29k WordsCompleted A diary recording the final two months of my life... Maybe I'm just not meant to be loved. Otherwise, why would everyone who loved me leave? 19kReads8.2Score3.6kShelves
28. 28 西 Journey to the West: Who Says a Villainous Ship Can't Be Sweet? 西游：谁说邪门CP不能甜？ Uncle Pink Bunny Head粉色兔头大叔Two Male Leads352k WordsCompleted [Marshal Tianpeng (not in pig form) × Jade Emperor] [Two male leads + 1v1 + Journey to the West fanfic + major OOC + happy ending] Zhu Wuneng never would have guessed that back when he was Marshal Tianpeng, the Fairy Chang'e who caused trouble for him that time at Guanghan Palace was actually the Jade Emperor in disguise... That was why the Jade Emperor had been so furious about the incident, grinding his teeth over it and remembering it bitterly! That day, the Jade Emperor went to Guanghan Pala 755Reads8.9Score100Shelves
29. 29 一 I Woke Up as Lady White Bone 一觉醒来穿成了白骨夫人 Lord Ryunosuke龙之介大人11k WordsCompleted He woke up one morning to find he'd become Lady White Bones. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Outrageous, funny, light-hearted short story

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