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113 成 How to Be Decent: Two Volumes (Original Work of the Popular Film and Television Series Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) Seven Handsome314k WordsCompleted 39.7kReads9.7Score6.2kShelves

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**"How to be decent": When a social beast meets a tyrant and drama queen in time travel, this palace battle will probably make your abs laugh out loud! ** Cuihua, the social animal king, never expected that one second she would be complaining about the mindless book-crossing novel on the subway, and the next second she would be plunged into the magical world of "The Devil's Beloved Concubine Who Crosses the Book". **Good news**: She did not dress up as the cannon fodder heroine who died at the beginning of the book; **Bad news**: She dressed up as the cannon fodder heroine's personal maid, and the heroine Ma Chunchun of the original book has been crazy until the last chapter - the tyrant dies, the new emperor ascends the throne, and she sees that the butcher's knife of all BE's is about to fall on her head! ** **However, the real critical blow came from the male protagonist - the legendary tyrant Xia Houdan who "kills people like cutting melons". He was squatting on a dragon chair with his legs crossed and eating melon seeds. He grinned at her: "Sister, are you here too?" ** --- **[Famous Sand Sculpture Scene 1: The Tyrant's Workplace Philosophy] ** Wang Cuihua looked at the tyrant in front of her who claimed to have been in the book for three years, and tremblingly took out her mobile phone (idea version): "Your Majesty, according to the original work, you should be reviewing the book in the imperial study now..." Xia Houdan waved his hand: "What approval! My KPI is to survive to the finale. Now the plot is so bad that even my mother doesn't recognize it, so I'm just going to show it!" After saying that, he took out a pack of spicy sticks from his dragon robe: "Want to eat? The 'Crimson Phoenix Cake' just developed by the Imperial Kitchen." --- **[Famous sand sculpture scene 2: Palace fight is not as good as landlord fight]** When the imperial concubine came to the house with abortion pills to find trouble, Wang Cuihua and Xia Houdan were using their instruments to fold the airplane. The imperial concubine (in tears): "I am pregnant with a dragon seed!" Xia Houdan (takes out the calculator): "My beloved concubine, according to Article 38 of the "Palace Rules", a fake pregnancy to compete for favors will be fined three months' salary, and a cold palace experience card will be given." Wang Cuihua (last knife): "Empress, the cold palace WIFI password is 12345678." --- **[Sand Sculpture Famous Scene 3: The Villain's Fatal Weakness]** In the original work, the vicious regent rushes into the palace, only to see the tyrant and the palace maid huddled head-to-head in the bed, and a strange "timi" sound comes from the bed. Xia Houdan (probe): "Uncle, do you want to play in a group? I am Luban Thief 6." Wang Cuihua (raised hand): "I will assist! I guarantee you will experience tyrant-level treatment!" Prince Regent (CPU burnt out): "... How unbecoming!!!" **Lightning Avoidance Guide**: 1. The male and female protagonists have online IQs throughout the whole process but refuse to be involved, and the palace fight is all made up; 2. There may be a PS5 controller hidden under the tyrant's dragon robe; 3. Please do not drink water while reading, as it is easy to laugh and pass through. **Suitable for the crowd**: - Social animals who just want to laugh after being beaten by life - Fun people who firmly believe that "as long as I am stupid enough, the knife can't catch up with me" - Irrational readers who secretly look forward to "the tyrant and the palace maid use lines from "The Legend of Zhen Huan" to exchange secret codes" **Final Warning** This book is also known as "About My Boss and I Falling Flat in the World of Ancient Romance" and "After Reading the Book, I Became a Crosstalk Partner with a Tyrant". After falling into the trap, it may lead to the following sequelae - suppressing laughter on the subway until facial twitching; PTSD about "His Majesty is wise"; and, frantically knocking on the bowl to beg the author for more updates! Use modern workplace memes to deconstruct ancient proverb routines, such as "KPI", "PPT report palace fight" and other hilarious contrasts - The daily exchanges between male and female protagonists are like a cross talk scene, the tyrant × palace maid CP created a new trend of "displayed sweet pets" - Supporting roles are collectively persecuted: the imperial concubine is addicted to bringing goods in the live broadcast room, the imperial doctor turns to writing time-travel novels, the regent gradually becomes a mother in the doubtful life...

114 神 Divine Legend Nine Products and One GameMystery515k WordsCompleted 3.2kReads8.7Score306Shelves

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Can my mother tell fortunes? What is fortune telling?

116 重 Reborn Evil Housekeeper: I Want All My Grandmother and Sister Go to MicroAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 19.1kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves

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That's it. I've finished reading these.

135 快 Run Quickly, Wei Zheng Is Carrying His Son to Court! I'm StumblingHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 55.1kReads9.0Score6kShelves

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Beautiful package! ! ! !

138 柔 The Weak Young Husband Was Pampered by the Regent Not Allowed to Proceed691k WordsCompleted 10.4kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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There are many films with two male protagonists, some with single male protagonists, and some cool stories. And movie viewing. All in all, they look pretty good.

158 风 Feng Shui Metaphysics: Start by Setting up a Street Stall PersimmonModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 81.3kReads9.5Score11.8kShelves

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★Feng shui, fortune-telling books and novels with a high score of 10.0 Can teach you a lot about how to seek good luck and avoid misfortune. You can also learn numerology knowledge that is not available in ordinary novels. You can also learn many taboos that must not be said or done. There are gods at the top of your head. If you believe, there is, and if you don't, there is none...! I learned that the true nine-character mantra of China is "Those who are facing a battle, all march forward in formation", not "Those who are facing a battle, all march forward in formation"! Moreover, it also lets everyone know that when something bad happens, it is very useful to shout or silently say in your mind "All those who are facing a fight, march forward in formation". If you can coordinate with the techniques, the energy of seeking good luck and avoiding evil will be even more powerful! ✔