So Many Novels Are Nothing Like Their Premises 很多小说都在挂羊头卖狗肉

1 千 A Thousand Autumns of Yang Yunxiao 千秋漾筠筱 Qianqiu Yang Junxiao千秋漾筠筱Ancient Romance219k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Story + No System + No Transmigration + No Rebirth + Romance + Strong Female Lead + Pure Love from the Male Lead] The origin of all things is a game of chess. Is everything merely a chess piece? Who is the one moving them? The game changes in an instant, and so does everything within it... Will all things flourish, or fall silent? That remains to be seen... Everyone says Song Yunxiao is a master of disguise, but Shangguan Qianqiu says she is genuinely clever. Disguise is just a tool f 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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How can we talk about dog meat without a sheep head [I'm about to cry] [I'm about to cry]

2 这 This Boss Is So Sneaky, He Takes His Street Stall Everywhere 这老板真苟，摆个地摊还到处走 Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [The print edition of Random Gourmet Stall is now available on major platforms] [Gourmet] [No romance] [Everyday life] [Comedy] [Comfort food] [Cozy] [Healing] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Zhou unexpectedly binds himself to a Random Gourmet System. Every week brings a random location, random food, and different customers. He sells buns at the park entrance, century egg and lean pork congee on a mountaintop, and candied hawthorns outside a school. Every dish is mouthwatering and 76.7kReads9.5Score7.1kShelves

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Different genres. I like them all. They are all very good-looking. The first one should be for both men and women. It's all finished, it's a pleasure to watch in one bite

4 重 Reborn: I’m Done Being a Good Daughter 重生，从不做好女儿开始 A Niu Who Loves Grass爱吃草的阿牛Modern Romance301k WordsCompleted The story of a peasant woman who, after being reborn, slowly comes to terms with reality and grows into the best version of herself. Li Xiaorong spent her whole life trying to be a good person. First, she tried to be a good daughter, then, unwillingly and against her will, let her mother force her into a marriage exchange for her brother. After her husband died in an accident, she listened to her mother and remarried, becoming the wife of a man with three children. She supported her husband’s ca 166Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Rebirth does not increase IQ, but it does increase experience.

5 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 264.7kReads9.6Score28.9kShelves

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This one really works!

6 我 I’m the Doomed White Moonlight Supporting Character at a Noble Academy 我是贵族学院早死的白月光女配 Qi Mu其木Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Everyone's darling, an ensemble cast of high society, prestigious families, a harem showdown, and classic melodramatic romance] Jiang Zhiyue awakens to discover that she is the doomed female supporting character in a prestigious academy novel: a beautiful, poor, fragile, and sweet girl. In the story, she is not only expected to be gentle, humble, and selfless toward the male leads, but also to rush in front of them to take bullets and blades, sacrificing herself for their sake. Yet she is desti 27.9kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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"She is the female partner of a noble school": Jiang Zhiyue, the female partner of Bai Yueguang in the noble school, is as beautiful as a flower but has a bad fate. After awakening, she decided to stay away from the conflicts of the protagonist group and just live a peaceful life. However, the more he escaped, the more those scorching eyes followed him. This is a gorgeous game of the upper class, an emotional entanglement of a wealthy family, and an inescapable Shura field. Can Jiang Zhiyue change her own destiny, or will she become a victim in someone else's story again? Come and watch this Mary Sue drama that is pure old-fashioned drama and watch how she struggles to survive in the whirlpool of love and power! # Aristocratic Academy # Female Supporter #Shura Field #Mary Su #Early Dog Blood

7 超 Super Scholar: From Academic Underachiever to Strategic Scientist 超级学霸：从学渣到战略科学家 Mu Maming木马明Urban152k WordsOngoing [Slow-Burn + Top Student + Black Tech + Ensemble Cast + System + One Female Lead] They say showing off gets you struck by lightning! Su Yi shows off with a slam dunk on the basketball court during a thunderstorm, just to get the campus beauty, Shen Yuexin, to look his way. He gets struck by lightning three times in a row. By sheer luck, he survives! Not only does his mind become sharper, he somehow acquires a Black Tech Simulation System. Perfect recall + instant mastery of anything he studies! 58Reads—Score—Shelves

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Collection[grievance][anger][anger]

8 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 633.2kReads9.7Score76.8kShelves

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🔥 [A hilarious and unlimited streaming masterpiece that subverts cognition!]🔥 📖"The Foolish Play of the Gods"——When the "God of Fraud" chooses a madman who "never lies", this game of gods is destined to go crazy! 👉The protagonist Cheng Shi, a weirdo who claims to "never lie to others" but doesn't even believe in himself, is actually designated by the gods as the "Clown Priest" at the beginning! In a parallel world at the end of the gods, he was forced to participate in a ranking competition for faith, toying with the gods with absurd ingenuity, and tearing apart the hypocritical rules with counter-routine operations. Career paths are all kinds of strange: fraudster, poet, gambler... Every choice is a gamble of life and death! 🌪️There is a weird and suspenseful atmosphere here, there are brain-burning twists and turns of unlimited dungeons, and there are also happy group portraits of all the members "crazy"! While Cheng Shi shouted "I don't think of myself as a human being", he used coquettish tricks to let the gods collectively break their defenses - who said that in the end of the world, only bitterness and hatred can lead to deep hatred? "The Foolish Play of the Gods" uses black humor to deconstruct despair, and uses a mind-bending plot to tell you: **The "Fool" is the ultimate winner! ** 🌟Highly recommended on the top list of Tomato novels, with 1.72 Million words, it has exploded in word-of-mouth! The innovative setting that combines "strange rules + wits + multiple paths of fate" has been called "an infinitely clear work" by readers. If you love the conspiracy game of "The End of Ten Days" and are obsessed with the thrilling twists and turns of "The House", this book will take you to experience the ultimate pleasure of "clearing the hell difficulty with a smile"! 🚨Click to read and unlock Cheng Shi's "Bible of Fraud" - **"A real lie can even be deceived by oneself." ** # #TomatoNovelExplosion #RULESGUANGTAN #anti-routine cool article #brain burst

9 王 The First 1,000 Days of Wang Niuniu’s Life 王牛牛出生后的1000天 Sand Floating on Water泛水的沙Modern Romance1.2M WordsOngoing I would brave fire and water to fulfill your wishes; I would brave fire and water to stop what you don't want. If not, how could I say I love you? That's how parents love their children. “Niu Niu's Time Capsule: A Letter to You in the Future” is a heartfelt, down-to-earth record by a goofy dad of the everyday moments spent giving his goofy son quality time as he grows up. Time is too fleeting, and our fingers too wide to hold on to it. Watching you grow is the happiest thing in my life. 19Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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This book is good, believe me

10 女 Signing In While Still in Nuwa’s Womb: I’ll Stay Hidden Until I Become a Saint 女娲腹中签到：苟到成圣再出世 Watermelon Gummy西瓜软糖Eastern Fantasy237k WordsCompleted Chu Ge transmigrates to the Primordial World and obtains a sign-in System. From the start, he is conceived in Nuwa's womb. Knowing that Nuwa will eventually become a puppet of the Heavenly Dao, he decides to lie low in the womb and refuse to emerge until he has attained the Great Dao. Chu Ge: “Mother, here's some Primordial Breath Soil. Take it. We need to create the greatest race in the Primordial World!” “Mother, hurry up and establish the Human Religion. Here's the God-Slaying Spear. Anyone w 6.8kReads8.0Score679Shelves

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Are there any from Honghuang Wenkong? It's super good-looking. It's different from the ordinary prehistoric literature and takes a different approach [plus one on the bookshelf]

16 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.8MReads9.9Score188.2kShelves

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These are absolutely beautiful