High Martial Arts, So So So So So Satisfying!!!! 高武，爽爽爽爽爽！！！！

1. 251 高 High Martial: I Transform into a Girl and Slay My Way to Become Lord of a Million Soldiers! 高武：变身少女，杀成万兵之主！ A Thousand Winds Sweep the Dust千风拂尘Urban613k WordsOngoing (The rating just came out. It should go up, right?) [Gender transformation]+ [Thrilling battles]+ [Decisive and ruthless] I’m Jiang Yige, born into a high-martial world as an SSS-rank prodigy of a wealthy family. I thought I’d been handed the script of an invincible young master, but from the start, I was corrupted, turning from a handsome boy into a beautiful white-haired, red-eyed girl. My talent was ruined, too. And that wasn’t all. The wealthy family that had raised me for eighteen years tol 53.1kReads7.9Score9.7kShelves
2. 252 秦 Qin Shi Huang Has Been on the Moon, Protecting Earth for Two Thousand Years 秦始皇在月球，守护地球两千年 Ni Linsheng逆鳞生Urban135k WordsOngoing [Urban Sci-Fi | Lunar Mysteries | Great Qin Heavy Industries | Pure Science and Technology | No System] In 2030, a Chinese crewed lunar landing team is caught in a cosmic turbulence and forced to land on the far side of the Moon. To their surprise, they discover a vast ancient city of Great Qin, where armored guards have stood watch for a thousand years without ever leaving. This fortress from beyond the stars conceals a shocking secret. An extraterrestrial threat is closing in, and a crisis for —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Who understands this sense of fate! The First Emperor has been on the moon, guarding the earth for two thousand years. He has seen the ups and downs of the bustling city. The lonely guardianship of the cold and cold emperor is too heart-wrenching.

3. 253 全 Global Mutation: My Stomach Is a Furnace for All Things 全球畸变：我的胃是万物熔炉 Busy and Bustling忙忙露露Urban308k WordsOngoing (The rating has just come out and will rise later, so feel free to read.) In the age of the Great Mutation, everyone is as insignificant as an ant, and genes are the only ladder to the top! Others fuse with genes and have a nine-in-ten chance of dying. But I, Chen Fan, only need to open my mouth! Devour low-level mutants → forge a [Transcendent Body]! Devour mythic progenitor species → awaken the [Chinese Dragon Body]! Devour conflicting mythic beings → ascend to [Hybrid Divinity: Angel of Light —Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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   The most terrifying thing in the apocalypse is not the monster, but Chen Fan who never has enough to eat. He passed by the battlefield, but the battlefield was empty; he passed by the Kingdom of God, but the Kingdom of God was gone. Rules for surviving the doomsday: Don't let him see you!

4. 254 星 Immortality in the Interstellar Age? What Kind of Nonsense Is That? 星际时代，修仙是什么鬼 User10857711用户10857711Eastern Fantasy971k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to the interstellar era, I become a hostage held by pirates. My classmate's first words are, “Are they going to harvest our kidneys?” Luckily, I have an SS-rank bonded beast: nine tentacles capable of grafting and evolving. Absorb a spirit plant, gain a new ability. Absorb a Bloodsucking Vine, and my tentacles can drain enemies' mana; absorb a Diamond Tree, and my body becomes twice as tough. The pirates want to kill me? I kill them first. The Zerg want to wipe me out? I fig 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Interstellar martial arts, the tentacle monsters are awakened at the beginning, the battle is exciting, and it's so exciting that you can fly

5. 255 我 I Came Here to Fight for the Emperor’s Favor, So Why Are You Making Me Fight Zombies? 我是来宫斗的，你却让我打僵尸 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Mystery72k WordsCompleted I came here to fight palace intrigue, but you want me to fight zombies. 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Good books need support

6. 256 穿 I Transmigrated with a Braised Egg and Became a Princess in the Continent of Hanyue 穿越，带着卤蛋当公主，大陆翰月 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了75k WordsCompleted Transmigrate, bring a braised egg and become a princess, on the Hanyue Continent 22Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 257 七 After Seven Rebirths, I Was Spoiled Rotten, Yu Yutianmo 七次重生后我被宠上天雨宇天墨 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Ancient Romance99k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn Seven Times, I Was Doted on by Everyone, by Yu Yutianmo 13Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 258 我 I’ve Been Farming and Chopping Wood, and Now You Want Me to Slay a Demon God? 我都种地砍树了，你让我砍魔神？ Moon Goddess Miracle月神奇迹Urban328k WordsOngoing He transmigrated to a high-martial world and spent eighteen years unable to build up any vital energy. Just as he was losing hope and preparing to make a living by farming, he activated the Farming System. As long as he farmed, he could earn attribute points, cultivation techniques, and federal credits. “A farmer who can kill a Demon God with one slash? How does that make sense?” “He’s really a farmer, so how is he stronger than a Martial God?” “Qin Mu has no vital energy, yet he’s on par with a 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The rise of Gaowu, farming martial arts

9. 259 错 Dislocated Time and Space: Apocalypse 错位时空：启示录 Shiina Mei椎名莓Urban167k WordsOngoing The first volume in the Misaligned Worlds series Japanese style + ensemble cast + realistic tone Passages between worlds across multiple planes have opened, and conflict has descended upon this world. The largest conglomerate and the law enforcement authorities keep each other in check. Those who hold fragments of the Mechanical Heart each have their own motives. Sisters yearn to ascend to godhood by killing their kin, the Tianfu Bureau commands arcane arts, and a calamity-born aberration that d —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I highly recommend this urban fantasy! The protagonist is involved in disputes between various forces, time and space continue to break and erode reality, and conflicts continue to intensify. Everyone works together to repair the gaps in the world and rush to a new era.

10. 260 九 I Cultivate with Nine Female Emperors, So I’m Invincible 九位女帝同修，我无敌 Crossing to the Other Shore渡至彼岸Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsOngoing The God-Burying Abyss, where the gods fell. Qin Wuya thought he was done for. Instead, nine stunning empresses cornered him: “Unreasonable demands, years later, the boy who once cried and begged for his life holds the nine empresses close as they look down upon all living beings. ‘Supreme beings? Which one of these nine behind me isn’t the ancestor of a Supreme being?’” This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. 354Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 261 归 Returning to the Roots of Humanity 归根人家 Rebel Kid System Creative Studio反骨仔系统文创Urban130k WordsOngoing If you can see your own experiences reflected in my novel, congratulations: a whole new world is waiting for you. Admission requirements: no cowards, no arrogant people, and no sticklers for convention. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I strongly recommend this book. Others need a pill to build their foundation. This book is so detailed that it takes several thousand words to build its foundation. The exercises are particularly consistent with Taoism

12. 262 第 The Seventh Squad Specializes in Ganging Up 第七队专业以多欺少 MuziABC456木子ABC456Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Urban Superpowers + Ensemble Team + Rousing Battles + Rule-Based Combat + Slow-Burn Growth + Dual Power Systems] A dual power system combining the Four Symbols telekinesis setting with Superpowers. The battles are tactical and carefully paced, not brainless. They’re full of passion, strategy, and rules, and every fight has been thoughtfully designed. Perfect for readers who enjoy watching a team grow and aren’t in a rush to see the protagonist crush everyone from the start. The Divine arrived, 128Reads—Score187Shelves

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    If one day, golden light and purple light suddenly fall from the sky, whoever hits them will have super powers—— Six people were involved. The four symbols of wind, fire, water and earth have telekinesis, the fighting is detailed, and everyone's moves have been carefully designed. In a group portrait, the six people each go their own way, but they always stand together at critical moments. It's not a mindless novel, it's the kind that slowly gets better. The book shortage is accessible. S

13. 263 万 Ten-Thousandfold Amplification: One Punch to Suppress the Abyss from the Start 万倍增幅：开局一拳镇深渊 Gradient Cola渐变可乐Urban876k WordsOngoing “Ding! The ten-thousandfold amplification System has been successfully bound!” Qin Mo, a high school senior, was mocked by his classmates and cast out by his family. The whole school considered him a “good-for-nothing.” Then an abyssal rift tore through the city, and monsters flooded in like a tide. The System awakened, and anything could be amplified! Physique, supernatural abilities, martial arts… everything strengthened ten thousandfold! One punch blew apart an SSS-rank beast king… In the fac —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

14. 264 凡 The Mortal Body Devours the Heavens 凡体吞天 Crossing to the Other Shore渡至彼岸Eastern Fantasy382k WordsOngoing Born to be trampled like grass? Then I'll use this worthless life to turn the entire cultivation world upside down! A mysterious little cauldron anchors fate, while an ancient nameless blade decides life and death. I bow to no patriarch, follow no old ways, and kneel to no heaven! Chu Tiance crawled out of the mud, determined to forge his own path and rewrite the laws of all eternity: The Heavenly Dao rests in my palm. I make the rules, and I will remake them. This story is entirely fictional. 80Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 265 师 My Master's Cultivation Technique Is Not Quite Right 师尊的功法不正经 Crossing to the Other Shore渡至彼岸Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines + decisive and ruthless + fairy-like master + pure wish fulfillment] Xiao Yuanshan awakens the Pure Yang Sacred Body, only for his aloof, moonlike fairy master to hand him a copy of the Yin-Yang Creation Art. “Disciple, don’t read too much into it. This scripture harnesses the creation of Heaven and Earth. It has nothing to do with romance.” But with every breakthrough in the art, another peerlessly beautiful woman appears at his side: The Demon Empress bathes three thousand s 427Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 入 I Joined the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, and the Beautiful Director Is the Ultimate Villain 入职异管局，美女局长是终极反派 Angry Frozen Cabbage愤怒的冻白菜Urban120k WordsOngoing [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Mad, Blunt Heroine + Satisfying Demon-Hunting + White-Moonlight Love Interest Turns Out to Be the Boss + Epic Seven Deadly Sins Team Battles] Shen Yan appears to be the weakest rookie at the Special Affairs Bureau. In secret, he's the sole heir to a top conglomerate, the only person in the world to possess the Primordial Flame, and the only son of a legendary demon-hunting couple. The gentle deputy director has eyes only for him and openly acts affectionate with —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    🌹So pretty! She is both awesome and sassy, ​​criticizing her straight-shooting beauty boss. On the surface, she rules the rules and kills decisively, but on the inside, she is the biggest villain in the world, and she is full of tension.

17. 267 只 As Long as You’re Brave Enough, the Horrors Can Live in My House 只要胆子大，诡异住我家 Bookworm Little Cat Immortal书虫小猫仙Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [Urban superpowers + cozy everyday life + supernatural resurgence + multiple heroines + battles and growth] From the start, he inherits a haunted apartment, and a mysterious queen asks to move in! He thought he’d reached the pinnacle of life, but trouble came one thing after another. A dashing agent, a haughty catgirl, a spirit-doll little sister, a gifted and refined beauty, a sultry older woman, and even the holy maiden of the Arctic, who traveled across borders to find him… Wait, stop fig 48Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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    Stay up late to finish it! The male protagonist is blocked by Weirdness at the beginning, and backhand uses urban powers to seal Weirdness in his living room. The sense of oppression of Weirdness' revival is full. In the warm daily life, many female protagonists take turns to come to the house to have dinner. Even Weirdness has become an atmosphere group, and the battle growth line is getting more and more intense!

18. 268 莺 A Cultivation Path Among the Warblers 莺莺燕燕修仙路 Illusory Mortal World幻人间Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An urban, everyday-life story told in plain language. High-martial-arts cultivation without spiritual energy; no System, no old master in a magical artifact, and no rebirth. There's life and conflict, and when it's time to fight or kill, the protagonist does just that. Beautiful women are his cultivation resource, not a harem obligation. This is a modern high-martial-arts world with almost no spiritual energy, so cultivation should be impossible. But lucky Li Jun unexpectedly obtained an incredi 58Reads8.1Score270Shelves

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    The responsible man who takes the beautiful woman to fly is not a stud, the urban martial arts "no aura" cultivates immortality, the protagonist is not aggrieved, daily life is written in vernacular, there are fights, blood and killing, no system, no grandfather, no time travel, no rebirth.

19. 269 背 Betrayal: Proving the Way Through Slaughter 背叛之以杀证道 Crossing to the Other Shore渡至彼岸Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsOngoing The greatest prodigy in the Celestial Realm had his heart cut out by the one he loved and offered up to forge a sword, sending his soul tumbling into the dust. When he opens his eyes again, he has become the “useless son-in-law” everyone despises in a lower realm. His spiritual meridians have been ripped out, his bones shattered, and he's worth less than a dog. Ridiculous! With the Dragon Abyss Sword in hand, he draws power from the mountains and rivers, uses his blood and bones as a furnace, an 582Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 270 高 High Martial: I Enlist with a Blessed Grotto System! 高武：我带着洞天福地系统入伍！ Tree God树神Urban109k WordsCompleted (High Martial Arts + System-Based Story + Enlistment + Revenge + Monster Beast Army + Comeback) In a world overrun by monster beasts, where might makes right and human lives are as insignificant as ants, enlisting in the army has become one of the few chances ordinary people have to defy fate and change their lives. But it is also tantamount to signing a contract with the Grim Reaper. Li Jie has just activated the Paradise System when he receives word that his older brother was killed by monster 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommended by old bookworms, these books are very beautiful, classics among classics, especially the first one.

21. 271 葬 The Burial of the Evil Lord 葬灭邪君 Crossing to the Other Shore渡至彼岸Eastern Fantasy995k WordsOngoing An invincible power fantasy with a fast pace, ruthless action, and no self-righteous heroics. At the dusk of the gods, millions of years later, a young man is buried alive in a coffin and fuses with the Divine Burial Coffin. The moment he crawls out, he becomes both the undertaker and the ender. "Rescuing people? I'm no good at that." The young man's gaze is ice-cold. "But when it comes to burying people, " "Heaven can be buried, earth can be buried, and immortals, gods, and demons can all be bu 614Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 272 拜 Come On, the Guy Who Plays with Nuclear Radiation Is Way Too Sinister 拜托，玩核辐射的男人也太阴了吧 Self-Destructing Truck自爆卡车Urban90k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + System + Revenge] Su Yuan transmigrates into a high-martial world where everyone awakens superpowers and alien beasts run rampant. From the start, his father is a top-tier powerhouse with an S-rank superpower. Su Yuan should have awakened an S-rank superpower too, and lived a happy life. But he is betrayed by villains, leaving his family destroyed and everyone dead. He is also controlled and stripped of his superpower! Furious and unwilling to accept it, he longs for revenge but i —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You'll come back and thank me [pouts] [laughs]

23. 273 高 High Martial: Forced into Divorce, I Awaken the Martial God System 高武：被逼离婚，我觉醒武神系统 Ye Bing野兵Urban109k WordsCompleted On the day of his fortieth birthday, Li Jie’s life falls apart completely: he loses his job and gets divorced. His ex-wife takes all their savings and the house, and the son he raised for eighteen years turns out not to be his. To top it all off, the ungrateful brat beats him up. In a world where martial strength reigns supreme and demonic beasts run rampant, Li Jie is an ordinary man with nothing left to live for. He throws himself into the icy river, only to unexpectedly activate the Martial A 84Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 274 别 Don’t Mess with That Recruit, He’s an SSS-Rank Cheat 别惹那个新兵，他是SSS级挂逼 Tree God树神Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Li Jie is reborn in the year 2000 and becomes a recruit once more. He successfully activates the “Top-Tier Life” System, which automatically grants him a top-tier skill every day. Day One: “You broke the world record in the hundred-meter dash, and you call that ‘running just a little fast’?” Day Two: “You broke the world record in the 3,000 meters, too?” Day Three: “All five bullets hit the bull's-eye and stacked on top of one another. Was that really your first time handling a gun?” Day Four: “ 1.1kReads8.7Score151Shelves
25. 275 都 Invincible Family in the City: The System Levels Up Automatically 都市之无敌家族，系统自动升级 Dong Shuangde董双德Urban269k WordsOngoing [No limits, no missions, just pure thrills] With fully automatic upgrades, his luck skyrockets, and the sun and moon shine together in a miraculous sign, as he crushes the heroes of all the heavens. The Great Ways of the myriad worlds surrender of their own accord, auspicious signs fill the skies, and he sweeps aside the strongest of every era! Bound to an invincible System from the start, he is nevertheless disdained by Ye Chen. My family is peerless. What use are you? After learning about Ye C 300Reads—Score—Shelves

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    9. The fate of the family is endless, the level is rising, generations of geniuses are independent, and the destiny of heaven is ups and downs!

26. 276 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 32Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    Female channel! Gaowu! How awesome! Very beautiful

27. 277 狙 Sniper Prodigy 狙击天才 Ye Bing野兵Urban199k WordsCompleted Sima Yun, a killer known as the world’s greatest sniper, takes on the identity of Wang Hai, a cook in a grassroots military unit. From then on, the lowly army cook begins an incredible rise, overcoming one obstacle after another as he takes part in the special forces selection process, on the verge of becoming an honored special forces soldier. But the killer organization refuses to let him go, repeatedly sending assassins to hunt him down and swearing to kill him, leaving him no choice but to f 2.1kReads9.1Score218Shelves
28. 278 精 The Esper in the Psychiatric Ward 精神病区的异能者 Little White Senior小小的白前辈Urban248k WordsOngoing Human thought gave birth to the gods. And when humanity began to contradict itself, fighting for peace, excluding others for self-preservation, and lying for the sake of truth, the gods went mad. Corrupted gods twisted humans into monsters, and the end of civilization began its countdown. Countries formed organizations of superpowered individuals to secretly fight this silent war. And I am the only one who can see the source of the corruption. But I live in a psychiatric hospital. My medical f 3Reads7.1Score101Shelves

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    This book is beautiful! Human thoughts gave birth to gods. And when humans start contradicting themselves—fighting for peace, excluding others for self-preservation, lying for the sake of truth—the gods go crazy. Corrupt gods have twisted humans into monsters, and the end of civilization is counting down. Countries have formed special organizations to fight this war without gunpowder in secret. And I am the only one who can see the source of corruption. But I lived in a mental hospital. The medical records read: Severe delusion, accompanied by violent tendencies. My patients called me crazy, and my doctor said there was no cure for me. They don't know that last night I just dismantled a monster that was trying to eat an entire floor with my bare hands. They also didn't know that the patient they treated as a joke was once a member of the gods.

29. 279 野 The Wild Soldier God of War Series (Complete in 11 Volumes) 野兵战神系列（全十一册） Ye Bing野兵Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Li Liang had been taken by his father into the deep mountains as a child to learn all kinds of survival skills. As keen as a wild beast, he had superhuman marksmanship and could instantly take down a target hundreds of meters away without a scope. But when he took the military enlistment exam at eighteen, a twist of fate led him to be recruited by one of the world’s top mercenary organizations. A misunderstanding also branded him a murderer, and the military issued a kill order against him. Ever 820Reads9.5Score131Shelves
30. 280 全 Global High Martial: The Immeasurable Kalpa 全球高武：无量劫 The Dream Brings the Breeze清风自梦来Urban181k WordsOngoing "Jiang Nan, get out here! To kill you, this whole city will have to be buried with you!" Below, a huge city of a million people was overrun by demons and ravaged by monsters. The entire city was filled with cries of death and despair. Jiang Nan looked down at the land of this tiny country. Its name was the same as in his previous life: Japan! For more than two hundred years, foreign races and Japanese had lived together here, until they were no longer quite human. Jiang Nan would rather call 130Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There is no heroine. The protagonist was almost tortured and killed before he even opened his eyes after traveling through the past. In order to kill the protagonist, he even slaughtered the city. The protagonist upgraded alone. When he grew up and had the power to overturn everything, the whole world was slaughtered to the last tenth. Don't look at the Holy Mother!

31. 281 高 High Martial: A Small Ad Comes True from the Start, and I Become Invincible 高武：开局小广告成真，我无敌了 Free-Riding Orange Cat白吃白喝的橘子猫Urban247k WordsOngoing [High-martial arts + No heroine + Decisive and ruthless + Good-for-nothing makes a comeback + Ads come true + Invincible] Other people’s Systems: sign-ins, lotteries, missions. Gu Chen’an’s System: Makes little ads come true. Well... you get the idea. No matter how exaggerated or fake a little ad is, the System can extract its keywords and make them come true. Blue pill ad: Temporary Qi and Blood +999, enough to smash a quasi-martial artist with one punch; Surgery ad: 50% chance to ignore 16Reads—Score140Shelves

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    [High martial arts + No heroine + Decisive killing + Useless counterattack + Advertisements come true + Invincible] Other people's systems: sign-in, lottery, tasks. Gu Chenan's system: Make small advertisements come true. It's just... You know. No matter how exaggerated and false the advertisement is, the system can extract keywords to make it come true. Blue pill advertisement - Temporary qi and blood + 999, one punch will crush the would-be warrior; Surgery advertisement - 50% probability of ignoring all defenses; Breeding life advertisement - The source of permanent life is doubled, and the base of qi and blood is skyrocketed! Others practice hard and spend money to buy the meat of exotic animals to build up their energy and blood before they can be promoted to warriors. And Gu Chenan can be invincible by squatting on a telephone pole and tearing down small advertisements on walls! Nice!

32. 282 战 The God of War Returns: The CEO’s Superpowered Stay-at-Home Dad 战神归来：总裁家的异能奶爸 There Is No Yan Ruyu in This Book书中并无颜如玉Urban759k WordsCompleted She makes the Japanese devils beg for mercy, and beats the English into returning the national treasures. Without his aura as a God of War, he’s just a stay-at-home dad in an apron, using the hands that once shook the stars to cook a warm dinner for his family… 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    He was beaten until he knelt down and begged for mercy when he was young, and he was beaten until Yingguo returned the national treasure. Without the aura of the God of War, he is just a dad in an apron, cooking warm dinners for his family with a pair of hands that once shook the stars, and protecting his home and country in his own way...

33. 283 末 Enlisting in the Apocalypse, I Become an SSS-Rank War God 末世参军，我成了SSS级战神 Ye Bing野兵Sci-Fi & Apocalypse240k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + System + Enlistment + God of War + Passion + No Harem, No Saintly Hero] Li Jie transmigrated to a parallel world where resources were scarce and the population had fallen to less than a tenth of its former size. The struggle for resources had turned battlefields into meat grinders for humanity. To keep his younger sister alive, he enlisted in the army. Luckily, he awakened a daily lottery System. “Congratulations, Host! You’ve won: Infinite Space.” “Congratulations, Host! You’ve wo 1.2kReads8.5Score140Shelves

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    Recommended by old bookworms, these books are very beautiful, classics among classics, especially the first one

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