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1 Why Mess with Her? She Has a Poop Dipper 惹她干嘛？她有粪瓢 Sweet Melon Mo甜瓜默Ancient Romance261k WordsOngoing (Feel-good fiction + farming + System + no romance for the protagonist) After Li Chunhua was left in a coma by a car accident, she bonded with the Farming System and transmigrated to the Great Jing Dynasty. From then on, she diligently set about completing tasks to accumulate farming power. Her cousin says she’s dark? Fine. She’ll splash him with a ladle of pure farmyard manure to clear his head. Heartless villagers break in to rob her? Fine. She’ll drench them in vegetable-garden fertilizer sou 75Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Li Chunhua got into a car accident and became a vegetative state, he was bound to the agricultural power system and traveled to the Dajing Dynasty. From then on, she began her diligent work of accumulating agricultural power. Her cousin said she was evil? Well, pour a ladle of pure farmyard manure over it to wake him up. The arrogant villagers broke into the house and robbed the house? Okay, let's pour vegetable soup all over him. Accusing her of robbing a good boy? The freshly baked "golden mushrooms" from the bullpen covered her face! I thought that the task of accumulating farm power was far away, but my cousin's family, whose house was confiscated, became a miracle helper. But why do you nobles from the capital go to this little Liuxi Village? Nothing serious to do? But now that you are here, just stay patiently. Dare you provoke Li Chunhua? Dare to beat the emperor when he comes!
2 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 14kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
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3 Reborn in the 1980s: Blade in the Dark 重生80：暗夜刀锋 Zhen Huan from Jade Island玉岛的甄嬛Urban1.1M WordsCompleted A genius merchant and industrial tycoon is reborn in the late 1980s. Faced with a gang of hot-blooded, loyal young gangsters, he decides to turn things around, lead his brothers down the right path, and make a fortune. 532Reads8.9Score—Shelves
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Then prepare the antidote pills
4 That Play Was So Bad, You Look Like a Bot! 你这操作简直人机！ This Really Is an Alt Account这真是小号Mystery179k WordsOngoing A strange app appeared out of nowhere on Min Ming's phone. It made him a level reviewer, tasked with helping an AI clear all sorts of difficult stages. But the brutal difficulty and the AI's idiotic plays repeatedly sent him into a rage. This AI was unbelievably bad! And the level design was completely insane! That way to die was practically handing the player a loss! Sitting outside the screen, Min Ming tore into the game developers and their families. Only when he woke up on a bus at midnight, 12Reads7.0Score—Shelves
5 Daoist, You Really Can Exorcise Demons! 道士，你真会斩妖除魔啊！ Mild Sweet Potato清淡地瓜Urban208k WordsOngoing [Folk Traditions] + [Spiritual Qi Revival] + [No Cliches] + [No System] + [No Harem] Zhang Beixuan, a fortune-teller. After transmigrating, he used his silver tongue to trick gods when he met them and ghosts when he encountered them, and somehow ended up on the verge of starving to death... Worse still, this world really does have monsters, demons, ghosts, and spirits. Three hundred years ago, the underworld mysteriously vanished, throwing the world into chaos. And because he coveted the Heavenl —Reads—Score—Shelves
6 In the Apocalypse, I Contain Anomalies 人在末世，收容异常 Shang Jian尚简Mystery767k WordsOngoing Inspired by Lobotomy Corporation, apocalypse, mind games, recruiting players, containing anomalies Congratulations on joining the greatest game in the world! Sure, the world is full of bizarre “anomalous entities,” terrifying and crazy extreme weather, and a blood moon that makes monsters go berserk every week. But that’s okay. We’re invincible players. We can conquer the wasteland, rebuild civilization, and reshape the world! As long as you remember the following rules, you should survive your 2kReads9.1Score211Shelves
7 Interstellar Trench Soldier 星际填线兵 Hop Left, Hop Right左跳跳右跳跳Sci-Fi & Apocalypse748k WordsCompleted Lin Nian opened his eyes and found himself dropped into a brutal battlefield. People died every second here. Artillery fire kept blooming all around him, and landing pods exploded one after another. All Lin Nian wanted was to survive… 1.3kReads8.3Score114Shelves
8 One-Tap Upgrade: My Starting Experience Points Overflow the Status Screen 一键提升，开局经验值撑爆面板 Dead Chicken Holding Up the Rice Pot死鸡撑饭盖Eastern Fantasy322k WordsCompleted Evil fiends run rampant, devouring humans. Immortals hole up to protect themselves, while martial artists struggle to survive! Li Shuang awakens the [One-Tap Upgrade] panel. Every enemy he kills grants him experience points. Cultivation, martial arts, immortal arts, spirit medicines, divine weapons, demonic pets... He can upgrade them all with a single tap. Martial cultivation? One-tap upgrade → Immortal cultivation! Martial arts? One-tap upgrade → Immortal arts! A broken bell? One-tap upgrade → 1.8kReads6.1Score115Shelves
9 Version Update: This Martial Arts Legend Has Fallen Out of Fashion Again 版本更新：这个武林神话又过气了 Shi Yuefeng An时月风安Eastern Fantasy116k WordsOngoing Three years ago! Mu Liang was hailed as a legend by the martial world, invincible under heaven! But three years later, he was yesterday's news, ignored by everyone! Because he discovered that the era he lived in kept receiving new updates! [Martial Era], [Celestial Era], [Qi Refining Era], [Ancient God Era]... As the eras changed, all living beings drifted with the tide. Only Mu Liang stood outside the changing versions. He became a sword immortal's legend in the Martial Era, slew demons and exo 13Reads6.1Score—Shelves
10 Laugh at Me for Having No Powers? One Punch from Me Can Shatter a Star! What Are You Afraid Of? 笑我没异能？我一拳爆星你怕什么 An Utterly Ordinary, Serious Person平平无奇的正经人Urban117k WordsOngoing This is a high-martial world where countless races stand side by side. Anyone who turns eighteen can awaken a supernatural ability. Those with abilities can summon wind and rain, conjure disasters at will, and even control the power of space and time! In this world, ability users stand above the rest. Having an ability is your ticket to becoming powerful. Su Jun was predicted to awaken an SSS-rank ability, but on the day of his awakening, he discovered he had no ability at all! Everyone around h —Reads—Score—Shelves
11 Sky Screen: A Salute to Those Who Face Death 天幕：向赴死者致敬 Watching the Moon and Riding the Breeze观月与舒风Sci-Fi & Apocalypse629k WordsOngoing Warning! Containment breach! Warning! Containment breach! The boundless darkness of night has swallowed the last glimmer of light. The faint candle flame that once sustained our sanity has now been extinguished for good! For the past several centuries, we have fought to defend the foundations of reason, science, and normalcy. Now they have utterly crumbled. The halls of science have toppled, the framework of normalcy has warped, and the light of reason has dimmed! The loss of all these things he 3.6kReads8.3Score232Shelves
12 One Skill Point Per Second: I Enter the Immortal Path Through Martial Arts 一秒一点技能点，我以武道入仙道 Return at the Third Watch三更归一Eastern Fantasy123k WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Fast Pacing + Ruthless Protagonist + Rapid Power-Ups] Chen Xuan woke up to find he had transmigrated to another world in the midst of war. Worse, a rebel army was massacring people nearby! Fortunately, he awakened a System that gave him one skill point every second. Cultivation arts and martial techniques, maxed out in an instant! Skin Tempering Realm! Bone Forging Realm! Organ Tempering Realm! Innate Realm, achieved with a single thought! Just then, Chen Xuan discovered that i 4Reads6.7Score—Shelves
13 The Old Emperor Won’t Die, He Just Keeps Coughing Up Blood 老皇不死，只是一味吐血 Book, Concrete Surface书扎水泥面Eastern Fantasy584k WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the body of a hundred-year-old emperor who has just died in the Lingmeng Dynasty. His body is bloated from taking pills in pursuit of immortality, but after his death, he unexpectedly awakens the [Spitting Blood System]: spit up just one mouthful of old blood, and his cultivation increases by 3! Three years later The crown prince breaks down: “Father, please stop spitting blood! You look younger than I do now. Do I even stand a chance of inheriting the throne?” The empress 65Reads6.4Score—Shelves
14 Am I the Savior? No, Call Me the Enemy of the World 我是救世主？不，请叫我世界之敌 Mu Mu Xinnan木木辛南Urban399k WordsOngoing [Unhinged Persona] + [Ruthless] + [Lone Wolf] + [Just Here for the Fun] + [No Romance] Feng Dian, who's not quite right in the head, transmigrates! This world is completely insane! Countless incomprehensible anomalies run rampant! Flying-head demons! Man-eating buildings! The Ten-Foot God! And many more... Ordinary people face almost certain death if they encounter them! But Feng Dian thinks they're just his type! And so the Unhinged System appears! Immortality! Ten-thousand-fold damage! Spatial 38Reads6.3Score—Shelves
15 The Hell Crusaders 地狱十字军 Geli Feisi格里肥斯Eastern Fantasy190k WordsOngoing Blessed by five gods, Su Ze transmigrates to a world of trench crusaders. For a brighter future, and to bring an end to 800 years of war, Su Ze stands atop the walls of New Antioch and raises his arms in a rallying cry: “Advance! Take back Jerusalem! We will drive our blades into the heart of hell!” 19Reads—Score—Shelves
16 A Journey Through the Multiverse, Starting in 1986 从86开始的多元世界之旅 Robespierre Supporter罗伯斯庇尔份子Anime Fanfiction491k WordsOngoing As a Paradox game player, Li Qingpu immediately thought about running away when he realized he had transmigrated into the country he controlled in a game. No one knew better than he did just how insane a country ruled by a Paradox player could become. But what Li Qingpu hadn’t expected was that, as he kept transmigrating to different worlds, the countries he had once ruled and played as would continue to track him down. And so began the story of an empire searching for its emperor across one wor 1.6kReads8.6Score126Shelves
17 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 16.3kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves
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Both of these books are very interesting. The first one is about cultivating immortals. The protagonist starts to become interesting when he enters the secret realm. It is a funny type. The second book is the Fourth Natural Disaster. The leader of the clan, Wang Fugui, calls players to the world of cultivating immortals to create a sect. The early stage is very interesting. Don't look at the name of the clan leader, but it is really fun and everyone is having fun.
18 Another World: I Have a Little Brother from Earth 异界：我有一个地球的小弟 Three Dreams Deep梦里三度Sports1.7M WordsCompleted Wang Fugui was framed by his sect and exiled to the wilderness to fend for himself, but he obtained a Hongmeng Sacred Artifact that could let Earth players transmigrate their souls into the Hongwu Continent through a virtual online game. Using it, Wang Fugui founded the Qiankun Sect and recruited Earth players as disciples. From then on, a peculiar sect appeared in the Hongwu Continent. “What? Qiankun Sect's disciples are this fearless of death?” “What? The person I've killed several times just 1.8kReads8.6Score205Shelves
19 The Sheep Village Son-in-Law: Wolffy Is an Invincible War God 羊村赘婿：灰太狼竟是无敌战神 Gu Qie孤且Anime Fanfiction332k WordsCompleted Hong Tailang never dreamed that the Grey Wolf she had cheated on would turn out to be a wolf clan ruler who could pluck the stars from the sky and command the world! In medicine? Even Bian Que and Hua Tuo are beneath him. In martial arts? He can stabilize the realm, drive off foreign enemies, and ride to victory on the battlefield, unrivaled beneath heaven. In strategy? His knowledge spans heaven and earth, and no one can match him! From then on, he stops keeping a low profile. For the woman he 514Reads—Score—Shelves
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20 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born 我真不想出生啊 Rotten Yue Cannot Be Carved朽玥不可雕也Urban121k WordsCompleted “Congratulations, you’ve been born!” “Location: the women’s restroom at Xijiang Teachers’ College for Preschool Education” “Mother: a lovesick young woman, 1.6 meters tall” “Father: unknown” “Main quest: survive for one day” “Side quest: find your biological father” “Warning! Choose quickly and escape your predicament!” “Choice One: Open your mouth and cry loudly to attract the head of discipline!” “Choice Two: Call her ‘Mom’ and stir up what little maternal love she has!” “Choice Three: Immedia 4.9kReads8.6Score334Shelves
21 The Domineering CEO Falls for Me, Chubby Cheeks and All! 霸道总裁爱上肥头大耳的我！ Version T0 Bestie版本T0集美Urban46k WordsOngoing [Pioneering Douyin short-video style + meme humor + surreal comedy + unhinged writing + Mary Sue + absurd laughs] “No one has ever dared fart in front of me, young lady. You’re the first! I’m interested in you now!” “Housekeeper Zhao, I want everything on that woman in three minutes!” Note: The plot is wild and packed with all sorts of elements, but don’t doubt it: this was written by a carbon-based life-form. 65Reads—Score—Shelves
22 After My Eccentric Sister and Boyfriend Killed Me at the End of the World, I Was Reborn to Give Them Endless Constipation 末日被奇葩妹妹和男友害死重生后，我让他们无限便秘 The Angry Bear Brothers愤怒的熊兄弟6k WordsCompleted After I was killed on the day of the apocalypse by my weirdo younger sister and her boyfriend, I was reborn and made them constipated forever —Reads—Score—Shelves
23 Even If My Kidney Shatters, I Won't Give It to Anyone 腰子摔碎了，也不给别人 Broken Water Meter破水表6k WordsCompleted Even with my kidneys smashed, I still won't give them to anyone else —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I wrote this yesterday, try it while it's hot
24 My Time Is Up. Has the Powerful One System Arrived? 大限已至，强者系统降临？ Wind Chime Ferry风铃渡Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Ruthless Protagonist]+ [No Overpowered Cheats]+ [Not a Mindless System Novel]+ [Read at Your Own Risk]+ [The Villains Aren’t Stupid] Reborn in another world before birth, he had no System, no cheat, and no golden finger. In this world where martial arts could reach the divine, he struggled at every turn. Then, at the end of his life, as his final moments came, he unexpectedly awakened a System! [Congratulations, Host. You have experienced a truly human life: birth, aging, sickness and death; jo 11.7kReads8.0Score978Shelves
25 Apocalypse Reincarnation: The Zombie King's Path to Godhood 末世轮回，丧尸之王成神录 Original Sin Bag罪恶原始袋Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, so read with confidence. Stick with it until the story returns to the beginning of the apocalypse, and everything will fall into place.] [Villain protagonist + supernatural powers + revenge + transmigrate + no System + apocalypse + otherworld + parallel worlds + reincarnation + multiple timelines] [Not a conventional apocalypse novel. The plot is entirely original, and an otherworld opens up later on.] When a zombie virus plunges the world into chaos, everyone awakens su 65.3kReads8.6Score9.3kShelves
26 The Nine-Tailed Fox Pawnshop 九尾当铺 Ying Zhao and Wine Song赢昭与酒歌Ancient Romance170k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration + Classic Literature + Pawnshop + Fluffy Creatures + Changing Fate for a Guaranteed HE, May every beautiful thing come true, and may no tragedy ever happen again. The story is complete. Feel free to browse~ o(〃'▽'〃)o 28Reads—Score—Shelves
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