The Protagonist Is a Ghost Broker Who Captures and Sells Ghosts to Grow Stronger, and It's Hilarious 主角是鬼贩子,抓鬼,卖鬼变强,而且很搞笑的
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I’m a Ghost Smuggler. What’s Wrong with Kidnapping Female Ghosts? 我作为鬼贩子,拐卖女鬼怎么了?
[Supernatural horrors return + hilarious feel-good story + absurdly powerful items + if this doesn’t make you laugh, you can beat me to death!] Jiang Xiaobai transmigrates into a world where supernatural horrors have returned and gains the Ghost Smuggler System. He gets stronger by smuggling ghosts! [Ding! You smuggled a female ghost to a mining site. Ghost Smuggling Points +3000] [Ding! You smuggled a red-clad vengeful ghost to a pyramid scheme. Ghost Smuggling Points +5000] [Ding! You smu
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Livestreaming Ghost Sales: The King of Hell Is My Supplier! 直播卖鬼:阎王是我供货商!
“Invincible” + “No System” + “Powerful Background” + “Never a Do-Gooder” + “Decisive and Ruthless” A beautiful woman found in the residential complex, her internal organs removed. An outlaw tortured with nine hundred cuts in the desolate hills along the border. An unremarkable little shop at No. 13 Zhongshan Road. The living world is full of villains, so let’s offer incense to the ghosts! What? You say you’ve run into someone utterly wicked? Come on, come into my livestream, click the li
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Ghost Hunting: Streamer, Please Stop Lurking! 捉鬼:主播求求你别苟了!
“Don’t worry, folks. Ghosts absolutely never attack people hiding under their blankets.” Troll commenters: “...” “So you’re saying you’ll stay in there no matter what, huh?” Gou Qilai: “Heh! Just look at my name. You should know I’m not coming out!” Troll commenters: “You shouldn’t be called Gou Qilai. You should be called a damn coward. I’ve never seen anyone this chicken.” [Ding! Ghost-Hunting System successfully bound. Your newbie gift pack has been issued.] Gou Qilai: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ “System,
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Hell's Top Salesman: I Entered a Horror Game to Catch Ghosts! 地府销冠,我进惊悚游戏抓鬼!
[Invincible] + [Feel-Good Fiction] + [Urban] + [Supernatural] “Mr. Wang Teng, how have you managed to hold on to the title of champion ghost hunter for a hundred years straight? Is there some secret?” “I hear you've been nominated as one of the Underworld's Ten Outstanding Youths. Is there anything you'd like to say?” “Mr. Wang Teng, I'm a fan of yours. Across the vast Underworld, no one can match your achievements. Could I have your autograph?” Horror descended, and one treacherous instance
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Who Told You to Ask Him for a Fortune? He's Morally Deficient in Every Way! 谁让你找他算命的,他五行缺德!
Chen Changsheng transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a barefoot Taoist who sets up a stall to tell fortunes. Once he accumulates enough merit points, he can return to his original world and attain the Dao on the spot. To earn more merit points, Chen Changsheng decides to start livestreaming and build an audience. He thinks he can rack up a fortune in merit points by reading people's fortunes and interpreting their lots. But gradually, the atmosphere in Chen Changsheng's livestream
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Live-Streaming Ghost Hunts: I Awaken the Five Mystical Arts 直播捉鬼,我竟觉醒玄门五术
After transmigrating to another world, he had barely enjoyed a few days of a rich kid’s extravagant lifestyle when he discovered that ghostly energy was slowly reviving. Countless horrific ghosts and monsters began appearing in what had once been a harmonious world. Luckily, he had the Heavenly Eye, and Heaven had rewarded him with the Ancient Ghost-Driving System. From then on, he called the shots in his livestreams. Greedy ghosts, infant spirits, thousand-year-old female ghosts, haunted skyscr
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Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗
[Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove
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Haunted from the Start, I Dug Up Her Family's Ancestral Grave Overnight 开局鬼缠身,我连夜刨了她家祖坟
[Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Schemer + Wild Imagination + Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare] Supernatural incidents are breaking out all over Blue Star, and suddenly the whole world has become dangerous. Luckily, Qin Yuan has activated the Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare System. By collecting ghosts’ negative emotions, he can use them as points to draw prizes and obtain all kinds of items and abilities. As a result, ghost victims are starting to appear all over the place. Starved Ghost: “He tied me up and
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I Get Stronger by Eating Ghosts 我,吃鬼就变强
Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca
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Horror Revival: I Turn into a Ghost from the Start 恐怖复苏:我开局直接变鬼
[No System + Supernatural Horror + Unrelenting Terror + A Ghost from the Start + Defend China] Zhou Ye was sent by a truck to a parallel world where vengeful ghosts are rampant. Here, ghosts cannot be killed. They kill according to rules, and there is no way to escape their terror. By a twist of fate, Zhou Ye becomes a ghost with a mind of his own. And he gets stronger with every day he survives. To stay alive, he becomes the person in charge of supernatural affairs in Qingcheng, China. He plans
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Horror Apocalypse: From the Start, I Married a Ghost and Took the Bride by Force 恐怖末世:开局冥婚,强娶鬼新娘
[Supernatural phenomena return + unconventional stockpiling + comedy + reborn + one female lead + mental illness] Lu Yuan is unexpectedly reborn and remembers what will happen on May 20: when a girl confesses to him, his dead ex-girlfriend will turn into a vengeful ghost and hunt him down! To stay alive, Lu Yuan comes up with a great idea. Only ghosts can hold back ghosts. If he can gather an embroidered shoe, a bridal gown, a red bridal veil, a phoenix hairpin, and a jade bangle, he can assembl
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I Sold a Ghost and Shocked the Three Realms 我卖了一只鬼,震惊三界
[Sarcastic System]✖️ [Reincarnated Business Prodigy with No Scruples]✖️ [Sharp-Tongued All-Round Expert]✖️ [Lean, Handsome Monkey-Type Guy]✖️ [Ghost-Hunting Fantasy with a Wild Imagination]! Make a fortune doing business with ghosts! A modern office worker transmigrates into Song Dingbo and is forced to bind himself to the “Strongest Ghost King” System. He has to hunt ghosts from the start. Armed with a mouthful of “industry jargon” and modern tricks, he leaves real ghosts utterly bewildered, th
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Supernatural Revival: I'm a Ghost Broker, and Jiahui Won't Leave Me Alone 灵异复苏:我鬼贩子,嘉慧缠上我
[Ding!] [Trade completed. Successfully sold a female ghost to a brothel. Ghost Fiend Points increased by 999,999.] [Ding!] [Trade completed. Successfully sold a Ghost King to an arena. Received 9,999,999 Ghost Fiend Points.] [Ding!] [Host detected.] [Task completed. Ghost Force function successfully activated. Host, be sure to upgrade it.] The world underwent a cataclysm. Spiritual qi slowly began to revive. By chance, Yan Yan obtained a System. Then he began a career in ghost trafficking. It di
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Money Over Life: From the Start, I Kidnap a Red-Clad Vengeful Ghost 要钱不要命,开局拐卖红衣厉鬼
Ding! Thank you for contributing to the overhaul of the Underworld. The red-clad vengeful ghost has been accepted by the Underworld's coal mining department. Monthly income: 20,000 yuan. The System will deposit it into the Host's account regularly. The ghost child has been accepted by the Underworld's circus. Monthly income: 5,000 yuan. The System will deposit it into the Host's account regularly. The lecherous ghost has been accepted by the Underworld's obscenity review department. Monthly inco
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You Demolished My Home? Don't Sleep Tonight, or the Ghosts Will Come Knocking 强拆我家?晚上别睡等鬼敲门吧
In the heart of Nanjiang City, a century-old courtyard house is slated for demolition as part of the city’s development plans. Even with the compensation offer reaching the astronomical sum of 100 million yuan, Jiang Yun, the owner of the courtyard, refuses to budge. At last, the demolition office runs out of patience. While Jiang Yun is away, they move straight to forcibly demolishing and redeveloping the property. Demolition office: “We know you’re away, so we’re just letting you know that you
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I’ll Own Every Accusation, But Don’t Cry When I Wipe Out Your Whole Clan! 污蔑我全认,灭你全族可别哭!
[Fantasy premise + System + villain + no saintly behavior + ruthless and decisive] Qin Luo transmigrates to another world and becomes the Holy Son of the Taixu Sacred Land, standing trial. His unrequited love, his fiancée, and the protagonist accuse him of being a spy for the Heavenly Demon Sect. Every disciple of the Sacred Land denounces him. “Qin Luo murdered his fellow disciples to cultivate demonic arts, the legendary Heaven-Devouring Demonic Art!” “Qin Luo isn't an orphan. He must have joi
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After Liu Bang Drove Me Away, I Rebuilt the Great Qin 被刘邦驱赶后,我重建大秦
Zhao Long transmigrates to the end of the Qin dynasty and joins Xiang Yu’s eight thousand Jiangdong troops. When Xiang Yu insults him after he offers a strategy, Zhao Long switches sides to Liu Bang and renders outstanding service. After the fiefdoms are assigned in Xianyang, Liu Bang is dissatisfied with the division of power. Secretly wary of Zhao Long’s achievements and suspicious of his identity, he angrily drives Zhao Long away and plots to kill him. Xiang Yu looks down on him, and Liu Bang
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The Investiture of the Gods: Di Xin's Cackling Laughter 封神帝辛,桀桀桀桀桀桀桀桀桀桀
[Primordial World + Investiture of the Gods + Human Emperor + delusion-fueled worship + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + foolish tyrant][Investiture of the Gods: Your Majesty, stop! The place is full of immortals!] He transmigrated into the moment after a poem was written at Nuwa’s temple and became King Zhou. Yin Shou panicked a little. Where was the System? Where was his golden finger? This was the Investiture of the Gods. What good would ruling diligently do? Yin Shou decided to slack
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My Years of Being Scammed in Northern Myanmar 被骗缅北的这些年
Originally titled “Tricked into Northern Myanmar: What Really Happened” I was unlucky enough to be tricked into going to Northern Myanmar. But I was also lucky enough to make it back alive! I wrote this book to warn more people and help them learn from my experience. Never use unofficial means to go somewhere you shouldn’t, because it isn’t the paradise you imagine. It’s hell.
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The Haunted House 诡舍
[Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of
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This Spirit Medium Is Pretty Powerful! 这个出马仙有点强!
A piece of red cloth, three feet and three inches long. The old hall's people, the old hall's immortals. One day, when they emerge from the depths of the mountains, their names will spread far and wide! I was born in a rural village in Northeast China in the 1980s. When I was seven, a spirit medium said I was fated to suffer three calamities and eight misfortunes, and would one day become a horse-riding shaman. I didn't believe it, but hardship kept finding me. To make a living, I worked as a wa
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Rule Horror: I'm Even More Twisted Than the Supernatural! 规则怪谈:我比诡异还变态!
[Unhinged + rebellious + no female lead + hilarious + bizarre + national destiny] My name is Xu Ye. I was born without the ability to feel pain, and my favorite thing is looking for a thrill. I heard that the Rule-Bound Horror arrived, and every country would randomly select a “Chosen One” to enter a game instance. After waiting a whole month, and watching five Chosen Ones die one after another, I finally got my wish and became the sixth Chosen One, the real wild card representing the Dragon Kin
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With a Hundred Trillion Disciples, My Demonic Sect Is Invincible! 弟子十万亿,我的魔教无敌了!
The animated adaptation is now streaming: The Lord Who Suppresses the Nine Heavens: The Protagonist Should Be Invincible Reborn as the leader of a demonic cult, he obtains the Villain Invincibility System and from then on makes the cult invincible. I am Zhou Qiong, leader of the demonic cult. No one is allowed to contradict what I say. Even while protecting the cult with one hand, I remain invincible in the world.
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I'm Just a Student, So It's Only Natural I Have Trillions in Assets 我一个学生有几万亿资产很合理吧
This book is also known as The Ice-Cold Campus Belle Brought Me Water on the First Day of Military Training. Ye Chen downloads a game called “I Earn 3,000 a Month, Yet I'm the World's Richest Man.” In the game, you can buy anything just by paying. [Campus belle delivers water, price: 0.1 yuan] [Ferrari SF90, price: 0.2 yuan] [50-million-yuan detached villa, price: 0.3 yuan] [100-billion-yuan real estate conglomerate, price: 3 yuan] … Curious, Ye Chen purchases the campus belle's water-delivery
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The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世,我囤积了百亿物资
Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war
377.3kReads8.7Score31.5kShelves
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Dragon King’s Command 龙王令
When his girlfriend was molested, Chen Ping went to prison for protecting her. Yet three years later, when he was released, his girlfriend had married the very man who had assaulted her back then… Chen Ping was devastated. Fortunately, he learned the Heart-Concentrating Formula in prison. From then on, Chen Ping embarked on the path of immortal cultivation, accompanied by beautiful women, while his ex-girlfriend was consumed by regret!
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