Any Funny Cultivation Stories, Like the One About Ye Qiao? 有没有修仙搞笑文，像叶翘那本。
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I'm a Sword Cultivation Prodigy, So What's Wrong With Carrying a Few More Talismans? 我剑修天才，身上多点符箓怎么了
[Cultivation + genius + comedy + transmigration + wild imagination + unconventional group favorite + power couple] After transmigrating, Shen Sui’s very first challenge was repairing her thatched hut. Shen Sui: Thanks for asking. Patch it up, and it’ll last another three years. To preserve the dignity of transmigrators, Shen Sui endured humiliation and signed up for a cultivation sect, all just to... Scrounge a meal. Shen Sui had no idea that the moment she entered the cultivation world, th
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The Genius Sword Cultivator Junior Sister Is Obsessed with Alchemy 天才剑修师妹她沉迷炼丹
[Completed, lighthearted, strong female lead, no romantic pairing] Shi Xuan, an otherworldly Nascent Soul-stage alchemy cultivator, transmigrated into the body of a cultivation cripple with five spiritual roots. Her original supreme single fire spiritual root had been replaced by her unscrupulous master and given to his own daughter. Once she was no longer useful, she was silenced and thrown down the mountain. Shi Xuan said: No matter what one's aptitude is, it cannot stop me from becoming an ex
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I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Struck It Rich with a Farming System 穿到修仙界，我靠种田系统赢麻了
[Beloved Junior Sister + Slice of Life + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Comedy + Golden Finger + Brain-Off Wish Fulfillment] The farming System says farming can lead to great success, and that you can get whatever you want. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve found a [Peerless Manual]. Ding! A primordial treasure, the Sacred Lotus of the Forbidden Lands, lies ahead. Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained a brick. With a brick in hand, the whole world is yours! The eldest senior brother’s spi
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Stealing My Fortune? From the Start, I Used Heavenly Lightning to Fry the Original Heroine's Hair 抢我机缘？开局用天雷劈秃原女主
[Sweet romance + strong heroine who doesn’t know it + everyone speaks their mind] After transmigrating into a book, Yun Su became the true daughter who served as a stepping stone in a cultivation novel. The original owner had been born into a noble family, yet lived a miserable life as the fake daughter’s scapegoat and stepping stone, only to be killed by her in the end. Yun Su was furious. On the spot, she swore an oath to the heavens and extorted a pile of spirit stones, then packed up and pre
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Besties Cultivate Immortality Together! Marry the Villain! You Run, I Run Too 闺蜜齐修仙！嫁反派！你跑我也跑
Also known as "Besties Cultivate Immortality Together! Marry the Villains! If You Run, I’m Running Too" She and her best friend transmigrate together into a cultivation novel and are forced to win over the villains. To stay alive, her best friend gets passionately entangled with the senior apprentice brother of the demon clan, while she and her aloof master fight and fall in love. Just as they’re about to succeed, the heroine appears as the sect’s junior apprentice sister. Their progress drops a
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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Sweet Orange CC’s Ninth Book 甜橙cc的第9本书
[Ridiculous cultivation comedy + lighthearted daily life + strong female lead + satisfying revenge] Bailing transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming a worm inside a spirit fruit and then evolving into a fly with immense strength. Faced with her miserable, unlucky fate, she vows to defy destiny. Armed with shameless determination, she kidnaps a strategy System. In just ten minutes, she completes a hundred thousand strategy missions, catapulting the bottom-ranked System to the top of the
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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The Heavenly Dao's Little Junior Sister Smashes Every Child of Fortune! 天道小师妹一锤一个气运之子！
[This book features a powerful heroine + face-slapping + feel-good wish fulfillment + everyone’s favorite + cultivation + a massive golden finger + a bit of everything...] Mo Fei may have been entrusted by the Heavenly Dao to descend to the lower realm and deal with transmigrated children of fortune. Unfortunately, after thirteen years of laziness and living off others while waiting to die, the Mo family finally tracked her down. She entered the Profound Sword Sect, planning to investigate the f
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You Say Music Cultivators Are Frail, So How Did Junior Sister Become Invincible?! 你说乐修柔弱，师妹怎么无敌了！
[Genius protagonist, practically invincible] Shen Lingsu had planned to focus on her cultivation at her sect's music peak, but her rival suddenly gave up and sent her to the main peak as a personal disciple. Her fellow disciples took Shen Lingsu on a wild ride through the world of personal disciples. They never expected the “gentle and adorable” junior sister to defeat everyone in the cultivation world and turn the Spirit Realm upside down. At first, her rivals were most afraid of her taking out
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The Cannon Fodder Erases the Heavenly Dao with One Finger, Beating Scum Until They Wail 炮灰一指灭天道，虐渣虐到嗷嗷叫
"Quick transmigration + max-level powerhouse + stunning villainess + no CP + cathartic scumbag takedowns. The protagonist has no romance, so dive right in." After cultivating her divine soul for ten thousand years, Su Li, the Netherworld Divine Lord, needs soul energy to merge with her true body. So she makes contracts with clients and travels to one mission world after another. He and she have golden halos over their heads, blinding everyone with their aluminum-alloy eyes, and build a supreme l
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Transmigrated Into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than Me 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张
[Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste
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Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下
[Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her
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My Mind Is Doing Great 我的精神棒棒哒
[Volume One: Myriad Worlds]: Ever since the day the world began to change, Ye Changsheng, once an ordinary high school student, has embarked on a joyful journey, traveling through all kinds of worlds and living it up. [Volume Two: Cultivation]: After the battle against the Kunlun evil seed, everyone forgot the boy named Ye Changsheng. Only Sheng, a humble sesame-cake seller, gradually awakens in the vast cultivation world. An extraordinary Void Spirit Root, supreme aptitude. The Lingxuan Sect, t
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Cultivating in Space: The All-Round Junior Sister Is Everyone's Favorite 空间修仙：全能师妹是团宠
Was a cannon-fodder supporting character supposed to sit around and wait to die? Luo Pian says no way, absolutely not. With a pocket dimension in her left hand and adorable spirit beasts at her side, she takes on peerless geniuses above and tramples the pampered heroine below, dazzling the entire cultivation world. A crowd of geniuses chase after her, calling, “Sister Pian!” and begging for pills, talismans, spirit weapons, and formations. The all-around champion Luo Pian gives them a devilish s
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The Little Junior Sister Teaches Villains a Lesson in the Cultivation World 小师妹在修真界里教反派做人
[Transmigration, cultivation, laid-back and absurd humor, no romance, multiple worlds] The day Yu You transmigrated into the world of cultivation, she was completely bewildered. Everyone else transmigrated into a story, where they crushed scumbags, delivered face-slapping comebacks, and thrived. Meanwhile, she had nothing but a beat-up little stick and not a single memory of the body she’d taken over. But no transmigrator gives up that easily! Yu You latched onto a disheveled master and wound up
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After Dying a Hundred Times, My Junior Sister Defected to the Enemy 惨死百次后，小师妹她投敌了
[Female-oriented fantasy, adored by all, transmigrate into a book, no romance, slow-paced, multiple character archetypes] After Chen Xi died a hundred times and was reborn, the entire Qing Shui Sect, a place full of people who loved to slack off, was blessed with a miracle. Her spiritual roots were a mess, her aptitude impure, and she was as strong as an ox... While others ate and slept, she cultivated. While others fought, she cultivated. While others fell in love, she cultivated. Even when eve
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The Little Junior Sister’s Baby Is Adorable, So Why Is He Called Sanguiao? 小师妹的崽崽明明超萌，却叫丧彪
[Get rich + goofy fun + raising little ones + everyone’s favorite] Ye Xiyao transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the stand-in for a girl everyone loves. The day she arrives, she’s at the part where the character jumps off a cliff. Male supporting character: Go on, jump! You think throwing yourself off a cliff will make people feel sorry for you?! Ye Xiyao jumps. After the fall, she finds an ancient jade pendant and gets bound to a golden finger in the form of an old master. At last, this in
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The Green Tea Second Senior Sister Refuses to Follow the Plot 绿茶二师姐坚决不走剧情
Jiang Yuyan died, but then she came back to life. Most importantly, when she woke up again, she discovered that she'd become the second senior sister in a beloved-by-all cultivation novel: a green tea who had risen through her family's influence, beautiful but two-faced. She made trouble every day, constantly bullying and framing the adored junior sister. In the end, her family was ruined, and the female lead's admirers hacked her to death, leaving no trace of her body. Newly awakened, Jiang Yuy
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I Became the Cannon-Fodder Senior Sister in a Sect Full of Protagonists 我是全员主角宗门的炮灰师姐
When the powerful enemy brought by her saintly junior sister struck Mu Luo down with a single blow, she finally realized she was the cannon-fodder senior sister in a sect where everyone else was a protagonist. Her juniors would squeeze every last bit of value out of her, then leave her corpse in the wilderness. Her saintly junior sister offended a powerful figure to save someone and earned herself a fine reputation. Mu Luo, meanwhile, took the blows and absorbed all the enemy’s fury, left covere
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Word Is the Heartless Dao Grandmaster Is Looking for a Cultivation Partner 听说无情道大师姐要找道侣
Ye Yunxing, the eldest senior sister of Heartless Peak, seems aloof on the outside but is a goofy, chuunibyou mess inside. Then she's hit by a romance-brained System and forced to find a cultivation partner. Dog Number One, nicknamed Dandan, only gets stronger the more Ye Yunxing beats him. A famous underdog who rose to the top in the cultivation world, he's arrogant beyond belief. He goes from cursing Ye Yunxing to die every day to becoming a total simp who beats anyone who dares say a bad word
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While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Cultivate My Fate. Even the Heroine Can't Outlast Me 别人修仙我修命，女主也没我命硬
[Transmigration into a book, cultivation, strong female lead, System, fire spiritual root, no romance] Chu Luo transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds herself to a Destiny System, starting off with her luck reduced by 9,999 points. It turns out that she and her twin sister share the fate of twin flowers on a single stem. All of Chu Luo's luck has been drained by her elder sister, the heroine of the original novel. Worse, her own family wants to kill her outright so the heroine can becom
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Everyone Is a Villain Except Me 除我之外，全员反派
Only after Chong Yu died did she learn that she was a cannon-fodder character in a beloved heroine cultivation novel, one whose accomplishments were stolen by the female lead. She was junior sister Wei Ruoling’s stepping stone, destined to help the heroine become everyone’s darling, then take the blame and die miserably! Reborn, she refused to be anyone’s scapegoat ever again! Who could have guessed that not long after moving into the neighboring Xiaoyao Peak, Chong Yu would catch the peak maste
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The Supporting Actress Makes Great Pills, and the Male Lead Is Her Power Bank 女配丹药炼的好，男主是她充电宝
[Farming and cultivation + alchemy and saving money + fighting monsters and leveling up + married life] Chi Jiujiu transmigrated from the apocalypse to a world of cultivation. After binding herself to an alchemy System, she also signed a Dao Companion contract and became bound to a husband. The good news: Her husband was as beautiful as a porcelain doll. The bad news: Her husband was a Long Aotian type, the sort who kills his wife to prove his Dao... To stay alive, Chi Jiujiu had no choice but
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I Transmigrated into a Book as an Idiot. Isn’t Acting Crazy Totally Normal? 穿书成傻子，发癫很正常吧？
My new book is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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See That Machete? It Doesn't Care If You're a Man or a Woman! 看那西瓜刀了吗？它可不分男女！
Who says you can't throw manure during a magical duel? Wang Ling mastered the martial arts of the land, fulfilled his life's ambition, and claimed the thrones of the World Society and the martial arts alliance. With the martial arts of China's many schools united within him, he unexpectedly transmigrates to the Mystic Realm, where he uses the Star-Absorbing Technique to drain spiritual energy and cultivate the path to immortality. "Sect Leader, what would happen if Wang Ling stopped showing off?
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