Oh, Bring Me Any Good Books You’ve Got! No CP Is the Main Thing! 哦，只要是好看的书都给我拿过来！重点是无CP！

1. 1 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban932k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 20.4kReads9.4Score2kShelves

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   No cp, no heroine

2. 2 全 Global Live Broadcast 全球实况 Shui Qiancheng水千丞Sci-Fi & Apocalypse563k WordsOngoing The apocalyptic war and its accompanying disasters killed 90% of the world’s population. The survivors endured a long nuclear winter in underground shelters, then struggled to begin rebuilding human civilization amid the ruins. This was an era of high technology and low productivity. The scarcity of both material goods and spiritual fulfillment in the real world drove people to seek refuge in virtual worlds. Livestreamed reality shows became the most popular form of entertainment, as well as a w 10.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   Shui Qiancheng's authority. Angel Alice is still too awesome. Reversal, reversal and reversal. No CP, so cool.

3. 3 师 My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 135.3kReads9.4Score12.4kShelves
4. 4 娱 Showbiz: A Top-Tier Star Goes to Prison, but I Refuse to Work a Sewing Machine 娱乐：进狱顶流，我绝不踩缝纫机 Maolishan毛栗山Urban1.2M WordsOngoing Lu Ye transmigrates by accident into the body of a top-tier star with the same name in a parallel world. But the moment he opens his eyes, he discovers that he is mired in all kinds of scandals and, framed by his rival, is sitting handcuffed in the dock, about to face ten years in prison. Faced with all this, the System that brought him here just cowers and pretends to be dead. Work a sewing machine? Not a chance. Lu Ye promptly threatens the System and gets his beginner's gift pack. Then he tur 2kReads8.4Score148Shelves

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   The score is a bit low, it should be higher

5. 5 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 38.8kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves

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   Stomach hurts from laughing

6. 6 模 After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 260.7kReads9.6Score50.4kShelves

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   No cp + score is quite high

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