New Courtyard Novels: It's Satisfying to Put the Birds in Their Place, and Even Better to Keep Doing It!!! 四合院新书,虐禽一时爽,一直虐禽一直爽!!!
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Siheyuan: I Transmigrated as Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai, Prepare to Die 四合院:穿越贾东旭,易中海受死
The appeal is all in the contrast. It’s a fun story about Jia Dongxu being reborn and having a daughter, Jia Ling. He punches First Uncle, kicks Second Uncle, and body-slams Third Uncle. He rubs Silly Zhu’s face into the ground, gives Xu Damao a few hard slaps, tells Old Deaf Lady to drop dead, and demands First Aunt’s life. Deputy Director Li is executed by firing squad, and the big leader is killed with one punch. One, two, three: all three uncles are dead, Old Deaf Lady is dead, First Aunt is
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Life in an Ordinary World: A Siheyuan Story 四合院之在平凡的世界的日子
This book has no System and no angst. The first volume mainly follows the protagonist as he quietly watches the drama unfold in the courtyard, sticking to the original plot. If that’s not your cup of tea, don’t read it. The second volume tells the story of going to the countryside in Shuangshui Village, from A Ordinary World. If you don’t want to read the first volume, you can start with the second. It also reveals what happens to the protagonist and the other residents of the courtyard. Startin
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1938: Purification 1938,净化
In the year 1938 of the Mercury Calendar, Li Chong’s soul traveled to a parallel world, where he became a six-year-old boy! He witnessed his homeland being invaded with his own eyes. So he took a Ghost Immortal as his master and embarked on the path of purification...
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Rui Guan: The Void 瑞冠虚无
I was born in the central Hebei plain in 1922. Ever since I was little, demons and monsters had their eyes on me, but luckily an old woman secretly protected me. On my seventh birthday, a cat's piercing cry rang through the sky... From that day on, I embarked on a strange and dazzling path into the void! This is my true story. You can also read it as a novel, but don't connect it to reality, because this is a parallel world.
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Is Cultivating Immortality Hard? You Can Do It with Just Your Hands 修仙难吗?还不是有手就行
Is cultivating immortality hard? You can do it as long as you have hands
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Siheyuan: The Simp Killed the White Lotus, All in the Name of Harmony 四合院:舔狗杀了白莲花,主打一个和睦
Siheyuan: The simp kills the white lotus, all in the name of harmony
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The Apocalypse Doesn’t Exist, Because I’m Mentally Ill 末日,不存在的,因为我是精神病
The apocalypse doesn't exist, because I'm mentally ill
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When the Game Descended, the Simp Awakened and Became Invincible 游戏降临,舔狗觉醒后无敌了
The game arrives, and after the simp awakens, he becomes invincible
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High Martial: System 250, My Qi and Blood Are Soaring 高武:系统250,气血嘎嘎涨
High Martial: System 250, my blood energy is surging
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Reborn in the 1960S, I Made the System My Godfather. Who’d Eat Rotten Meat Now? 重生60年代,拜系统为义父,谁还吃臭肉
Reborn in the 1960s, I take the System as my godfather. Who still eats rotten meat?
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Siheyuan: Our Damai Won’t Take This Lying Down 四合院:咱大茂绝不憋屈
Siheyuan: Our Da Mao refuses to be pushed around
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Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, We’ll Get Revenge for You 四合院:傻柱,这仇咱替你报了
Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, we'll help you get your revenge
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I Thought I Was the Protagonist, but Turns Out I’m Just an Extra 以为是主角,谁知是个打酱油的
Thought I was the protagonist, but it turns out I'm just a bit player
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After Meeting Qi Tongwei, Things Took One Wild Turn After Another 遇到祁同伟后,那真是跌宕起伏啊
After meeting Qi Tongwei, things took one wild turn after another.
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Conquering the Realm, Part One: The Jizhou Tripod 问鼎天下第一部之冀州鼎
Conquering the World, Part One: The Jizhou Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Two: The Yuzhou Tripod 问鼎天下第二部之豫州鼎
Conquering the World, Part Two: The Yuzhou Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Three: The Yongzhou Tripod 问鼎天下第三部之雍州鼎
Conquering the World, Part Three: The Yongzhou Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Four: In Search of the Tripods 问鼎天下第四部之寻鼎记
Conquering the World, Part Four: The Quest for the Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Five: The Yanzhou Tripod 问鼎天下第五部之兖州鼎
Conquering the World, Part Five: The Yanzhou Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Six: The Xuzhou Tripod 问鼎天下第六部之徐州鼎
Conquering the World, Part Six: The Xuzhou Tripod
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Conquering the Realm, Part Seven: The Qingzhou Tripod 问鼎天下第七部之青州鼎
Conquering the World, Part Seven: The Qingzhou Tripod
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In This Life, I Won't Be Sha Zhu, the Human Punching Bag 这一世我傻柱不在当血牛
The night he froze to death under a bridge, Sha Zhu finally saw the truth. His whole life, it turned out, he’d been a stupid donkey, beaten down and milked dry, with nothing to show for it. When he opened his eyes again, he was squatting by the back entrance to the steel mill canteen in 1965, a cigarette dangling from his lips. A voice rang in his head: “Task: Make sure Qin Huairu doesn’t get a single drop of cooking oil at lunch today.” “Reward: Twenty jin of pork lard, fifty yuan, and three na
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Someone Keeps Knocking on My Door in the Hallway Late at Night. After Discovering Who It Is, I Can’t Sleep a Wink 深夜楼道总有人拍我家门,查清来历我整夜难眠
Someone Keeps Knocking on My Door in the Hallway Late at Night. After I Learned Who It Was, I Couldn't Sleep a Wink
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A Strange Anomaly Appeared on the Overnight Security Feed. The Republic-Era Theater Ticket Had My Seat Number Engraved on It 凌晨值守监控突发异象,民国戏票刻着我的座位号
A Strange Phenomenon Appeared on the Surveillance Monitors During My Night Shift. A Republican-Era Opera Ticket Had My Seat Number Engraved on It
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Born with Eyes That See Sin, I Can Discern Murderers. The Bones in the Unfinished Building Mark the Start of a Ten-Year Showdown 天生罪眸能辨凶,烂尾楼白骨案,是十年对局的开场
Born with eyes that can spot a criminal, he investigates the bones in an abandoned building. This case marks the opening move in a ten-year game
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A Haunted House for 500 a Month, and I'm the Only One Who Knows How to Survive 月租五百的凶宅,只有我知道怎么活
A Haunted House for 500 Yuan a Month, and I’m the Only One Who Knows How to Survive
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Nether Pill 冥丸
[Rule-based horror + fateful mind games + Red Plum Opera Troupe + unmarked waystation] The opera stage's sugar debt, the morning mist scented with locust blossoms, the cold jade, and a line from an opera that was never finished. I took a night watch job with the Red Plum Opera Troupe, only to discover that its members had been dead for thirty years. Every rule in the script exacts a life when broken. This book is a prequel to Records of the Ten Days of Yin Guests. All the foreshadowing for the
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Murder on a Rainy Night: The Playing Card Left at the Scene 雨夜命案:现场遗留的纸牌
Murder on a Rainy Night: The Playing Card Left at the Scene
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Strange Tales of Yanyun: Every Night, Singing Emerges from the Soul-Snatching Well 燕云诡事:那口落魂井里,每晚都会传出唱戏声
Strange Happenings in Yanyun: Every night, the abandoned well echoes with the sound of opera singing
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Mountain Village Tales: The Book of Taboos 山村怪谈:禁忌录
For ten days, Mo Yuan endured the sinister opera at Suolong Town and survived, gritting his teeth. Three years later, a crack appeared in the mirror of his rented apartment. A clown in a red-and-white opera costume clutched a copper bell and crawled out. “Follow the taboos, and you’ll live.” He believed it. But old souls lurk in the eye sockets you must never look into; human fingernails are wrapped in candy wrappers; and even the words “haunted house” can turn a person into bloody mush in the c
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The Rosewood Clock Stopped for Ten Years. Only Then Did I Discover the Secret Grandma Hid Inside 那架红木古钟停摆十年,我才知道外婆藏在钟里的秘密
That redwood grandfather clock had been stopped for ten years. Only then did I learn the secret my grandmother had hidden inside it.
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The Night I Rented a Tenement Room, a Disconnected Phone Rang All Night 租筒子楼那晚,断线电话响了整夜
The night I rented a room in a tenement block, the disconnected phone rang all night.
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I Faked Being a Gentle Boyfriend for Ten Years, Until a Woman from the Republic Era Exposed Everything in the Video 我伪造十年温柔男友,录像里民国女人揭穿一切
I faked being a gentle boyfriend for ten years. A woman from the Republican era exposed everything in the footage.
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In an Old Apartment Building, the Voice-Activated Lights Only Shine on the Dead 独居老楼,声控灯专照亡魂
Alone in an old apartment building, the motion-sensor lights only shine on the dead.
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Taking Ghostly Orders at Three in the Morning: No Matter What You Hear, Never Look Back 凌晨三点接阴间订单:无论听见什么声音,千万别回头
At three in the morning, I took a delivery order from the underworld: No matter what sounds you hear, never look back
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I Sat at the Wrong Table on a Blind Date, and My Date Was the Demon Lord Who Would Destroy the World 相亲走错桌,我的相亲对象是灭世魔主
I Sat at the Wrong Table on a Blind Date, and My Date Was the Demon Lord Who Would Destroy the World
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Siheyuan: I Put Every Troublemaker in Their Place 四合院:专治不服
After transmigrating to a courtyard house, he encounters a bunch of heartless beasts. His specialty is teaching the insufferable a lesson. Teaching Qin Huairu a lesson: I remain unmoved by her charms. Teaching Jia Zhangshi a lesson: She sells her daughter-in-law, while I stand tall and righteous.
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Siheyuan: Revitalizing the Nation Through Science and Technology, Rewarded with Nanotech Armor 四合院科技兴国奖励纳米战甲
Synopsis: In a shabby, cramped room, Li Qiuye and her husband gaze at Shen Qiangguo's familiar face, the unique birthmark on his arm, and the Shen family's treasured heirloom hanging around his neck. They burst into tears. The next day, Li Qiuye and her husband return, beaming with pride. “Qiangguo, the steelmaking technology you submitted has been examined by expert researchers and judged to be world-class. It represents a major leap forward in efficiency, quality, and safety.” On the nth day,
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Siheyuan: Make a Choice and Reap Insane Rewards 四合院:做出选择,奖励麻了
Liu Zhiming transmigrates to a courtyard house in 1952. His family of three is poor, hungry, thirsty, sick, and on the verge of death. He activates a choice System. Every choice he makes earns him a reward. He chooses to go fishing with Third Master and catches dozens of pounds of fish. He chooses to learn cooking alongside He Yuzhu and gains mastery of the culinary arts. He chooses to go on a blind date with Jia Dongxu and wins Qin Huairu. He chooses to save a child from a fire and gains the ba
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Siheyuan: I'm About to Be Castrated 四合院:我要被噶了
This steel-straight man has no feelings. Lin Dongshan transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard. As long as he turns down people trying to win him over, he gets rewards. Qin Huairu: If I can win Lin Dongshan over, I’ll get a System reward. Lou Xia’e, Ran Qiuye, and Yu Li all take their turns. “This steel-straight man has no feelings.”
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Siheyuan: Cao Mengde of Nanluoguxiang 四合院:南锣鼓巷之【曹孟德】
[System] [Leads from period dramas set in the same era] [Multiple heroines, don’t read if you dislike that] Qi Yuan brings his memories from his previous life and transmigrates into this war-torn era as a newborn. From the time he can remember, he follows his old revolutionary grandmother as she travels from place to place. Only when he grows up and meets someone familiar does he realize that he has transmigrated into a parallel world set in that era. The war is over, and his grandmother is assi
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A Reborn Life in the Siheyuan 重生之四合院人生
A new story is here! You're welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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A Hilarious Tale of Immortals and Heroes 仙侠笑传
A new story is here! You're welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Siheyuan: I, Tang Sanzhang, Shall Uphold Compassion 四合院:我唐三丈当以慈悲为怀
When Tang Sanzhang was a child, a fire killed both his parents. The intense heat also destroyed his hair follicles, leaving him with no choice but to keep his head shaved for the rest of his life. As an adult, he took a job as a warehouse keeper at a supermarket to make ends meet. At the 2024 New Year’s Eve gala, he played Tang Monk in a comedy sketch. During a break, a chance encounter sent him into the world of Love in the Courtyard...
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Siheyuan: You Can't Mess with Me and My Ten Goddaughters 四合院:十个干女儿,你惹不起
[Transmigration + System + Taking Goddaughters + Daughters Doted On + A Family of Tough Guys] From the start, in the 1960s, Ye Chen transmigrates with ten goddaughters. The more goddaughters he takes in, the richer the rewards. Before he knows it, Ye Chen's daughters have grown up, each able to stand on her own. When he looks back, he's only just turned thirty. I don't care who you are. They're my goddaughters, and nobody lays a finger on them. Yi Zhonghai touched one, and that got him executed
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Siheyuan: I Share No Heavens with Widows 四合院之我与寡妇不共戴天
Silly Zhu transmigrates to the night He Daqing ran away in 1951. When Yi Zhonghai comes to lecture him, he declares, “Widows and I are sworn enemies,” and flatly rejects the retirement-support gang. He obtains the Beast-Filled Courtyard System, gaining all the skills of the courtyard’s beasts, and sets about tormenting them relentlessly. No saintly do-gooding, no stirring up trouble. If he can settle things with his fists, he won’t waste words. The whole point is to make life miserable for those
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Siheyuan: The Journey to the West Quiz System Drives Me Crazy 四合院:西游竞猜系统把我逼疯了
Tang Sanzhang, a miserable nobody, somehow had his soul transported into the story of Love in the Courtyard, where he was bound to a Journey to the West Quiz System. To survive, he had no choice but to bow to the System’s tyranny, finding all sorts of ways to complete the bizarre, death-seeking tasks it assigned him…
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