Any Finished, Hilariously Absurd Stories? 有没有已经完结的沙雕文
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Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野！小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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After Awakening, the Real Heiress Becomes Everyone's Crush on a Dating Show 真千金觉醒后在恋综成了万人迷
[Livestreaming] [Face-Slapping] [Villainess] [Sweet Romance] [Entertainment Industry] [Simp] [Tsundere Movie Emperor] Wen Qingning is the foil to the fake heiress in a story about a pampered darling. The fake heiress is gentle and kind, talented in many fields, and a rising star. Her parents cherish her like the apple of their eye, top-tier male characters fall for her, and powerful figures from every walk of life protect her... Wen Qingning is mean and difficult, with negative luck. She comes f
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Master, Your Romance Luck Has Blossomed 大师，你桃花开了
[Silly Comedy + Sweet Romance + Fallen Princess + Fake Monk + Devoted Couple + Sharp Tongues] Before meeting Wuchen, Qin Yueliang only wanted to stand on her own two feet and take down anyone who coveted her beauty. After meeting Wuchen, all Qin Yueliang wants is to cling to him and let him take down anyone who covets her beauty. They first meet outside Jing'an Temple. “Master, I’m just a helpless young woman. If you don’t help me, I’ll die!” “Benefactor, take another look at the corpses at your
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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Host, You Love Money This Much? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 宿主你这么爱钱，不要命啦
[Transmigrate into a Book + Dating Show Livestream + Wacky Comedy + Face-Slapping + System] Gu Zheng transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-lead-centric novel and gets bound to a dating System. After much soul-searching, she decides to abandon that so-called empathy and go further and further down the path of unhinged behavior. When faced with the System's astronomical bonus... She slaps her thigh. "I'm in." From then on, the dating show that should have been fu
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My Villain Family Hears My Thoughts, and We All Turn into Melon-Eating Beasts 全家反派读我心，一起吃瓜变猹
[Gossip System + Hilarious Comedy + The Whole Family Can Read Minds] After living for 20 years, Su An’an suddenly gets a gossip System and learns that the world she lives in is a book, and that her entire family are villains. Su An’an: ...Her family are villains? At the same time, the Su family suddenly gains the ability to hear Su An’an’s thoughts. Our whole family are villains? How could that be! We’re all law-abiding citizens! And so they begin their journey of gossiping and slacking off... W
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After Hearing My Thoughts, My Entire Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf 听我心声后，全家反派都洗白了
“The whole family can hear her thoughts + the family’s darling + powerful expert transmigrates into a book + comedy + mysticism” Xia Xuxu transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder character whose identity was stolen by the heroine. The heroine not only gets her entire family killed, but also takes all of her biological mother’s assets, becomes the legitimate heiress, and lives happily ever after with the male lead! Xia Xuxu’s whole family, even her six uncles, become stepping-stones fo
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？
[No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother
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After a Down-on-Its-Luck Sect Took Me In, Everyone Ascended 倒霉宗门拐了我后，旺到全员飞升
After transmigrating into a book, Rong Yi discovered that she had become the world's biggest fool, helping the heroine achieve success. No matter what opportunities came her way, whether rare spirit herbs, ancient swords, or ancient divine beast eggs, all it took was a few words from the heroine, her senior sister, or her senior brothers and master, and she'd naively hand them over. In the end, she died taking a fatal blow from an evil fiend meant for the heroine. Then, after just a couple of wo
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My Junior Sister Played the Suona All Night, Sending Off Everyone in the Sect 师妹唢呐吹半宿，宗门上下齐送走
Completed [Transmigrate into a book, love rivals, adored by everyone, hilarious and absurd, sweet romance] When other people transmigrated into books, they slaughtered their way through the story. Lin Xuan, on the other hand, was a supporting character who cleared out a courtyard for a dog. She fled in the middle of the night, carrying her former senior brother's chamber pot. “My new sect master is handsome and delicate, and every one of my senior brothers is virile, with a fine backside.” The e
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The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈
[Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos
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My Family Can Hear My Thoughts and Goes on a Killing Spree, While I Just Focus on Feeding 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶
The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned
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A Doomsday Marriage to a Disabled War King: I Turn My Life Around Through Farming 末日替嫁残废兵王，我靠种地逆袭
The animated series is now available [Nuclear-polluted wasteland + assigned a husband from the start + sweet romance + lighthearted farming] (scavenging, no System, gradual development) Shen Guoguo loves farming more than anything. After being struck by lightning, she wakes up in a whole new apocalyptic world and lands right in the middle of a mass wedding... No, a mass assignment of husbands. In this apocalypse, there’s no freedom to marry and no choosing to stay single. If Shen Guoguo doesn’t
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Susu, I’m Spoiled and Blessed with Pregnancy Thanks to the Baby-Making System 宿宿我啊，靠生子系统好孕独宠捏
Short drama: Bound to a Good Luck System, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Alone [Quick transmigration + stunning heroine + no fixed couple + exclusive, super-sweet romance + living out a full lifetime in each small world + heroine's first world is not chaste, both leads are chaste in all the others] Only after Tea Jiu castrated her target did she realize she'd been bound to a childbearing System. System: "I'm heartbroken. Real heartbreak isn't about making a scene..." Tea Jiu: "My mistake, System. Let me
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My Ex's Song, The One I Loved First, Took the Internet by Storm 前任一首第一次爱的人火爆全网
After transmigrating into the heroine of a melodramatic angst novel, Su Yue thought, “Whoever wants to be the heroine of this angst novel can have the job.” She went straight to a concert and played all the chat logs showing how the male lead had misunderstood her because of his white-moonlight love, Liu Ruyan, and abandoned her. Of course, she also played the texts and photos of Liu Ruyan showing off to her, the legitimate girlfriend. In an instant, the headlines about the God of Songs cheating
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