Why Are Today's Novels so Retarded? 现在的小说怎么那么弱智啊

1 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.8MReads9.9Score188.2kShelves

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The plot has ups and downs and high energy. The protagonist kills decisively and has brains but not a virgin. This is a must-have novel for every home.

2 被 After Her Body Was Dumped, She Became the Villain Legion’s Cherished Darling 被抛尸后，她成了反派军团家团宠 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 178.1kReads9.6Score24.1kShelves

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These three books are really good to read. You can tell from the ratings that they are terrible. They all have deep foreshadowings. There are three types for you to choose from.

5 综 Anime Crossover: Help Me, Heroes of Another World 综漫：帮帮我吧，异世界的英雄 The Mouse Who Doesn't Eat Tangerines老鼠不吃橘子Anime Fanfiction213k WordsOngoing When the dimensional barriers suddenly shattered, a group of people claiming to come from the Continent of Kings tumbled into other worlds. Tanjiro stared at the guy who had just dropped from the sky and saved him. Tanjiro: Who are you? Yao: Ready to be blinded by my incredible good looks? Tanjiro: ...This guy might have a lot in common with the Sound Hashira. (Yao × the entire Demon Slayer Corps, friendship/comrades-in-arms) - The Avengers stared at the twin-tailed little girl who had suddenly 3kReads9.2Score202Shelves

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These two books are okay, especially the first one. I really like it. I highly recommend the first one.

7 荒 A Dream of Flowers on the Wasteland 荒原百花梦 Flower Child Redheart花童红心Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted The space-time universe, the Ark of Heaven, the Interstellar Alliance, the illusory realm: what kind of existence is the world we live in? From the ancient age of gods and demons, through the classical age of wandering heroes, to the modern age of technology, and finally the future age of artificial intelligence, the history of intelligent civilization seems to be a cycle... Will artificial life ever develop independent consciousness, gain a soul and intelligence, and ultimately replace intellig 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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This work is a highly intelligent novel with rich and exciting content, ups and downs of plot, and rigorous and reasonable logic.

8 少 The Blood of Youth: Her Heart Holds a Peach Blossom Paradise 少年歌行：小师叔祖她心有桃源 Xue Qizhong樰七重Anime Fanfiction412k WordsCompleted [No breaking up established couples (except Hua Jin and Lan Yuehou) + no CP + ship whoever you like] Wangcheng Mountain has a female disciple whose talent for breaking up couples rivals Lei Erha's. The Great Dao is fifty, Heaven's Way allows forty-nine, and one escapes its grasp. Her arrival was no accident. Her arrival gave some people a glimmer of hope against their fate. I have a sword, and the galaxy endures forever. Weng Yuqing, known as the Primordial Sword Immortal. (Not a crossover antho 5.5kReads9.4Score444Shelves

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In the Patriarch's Hall, the statue of Sanqing has a compassionate and solemn face. If you ignore the wood chips and tiles scattered on the statue.

9 直 Her Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, the Police Nationwide Are Watching Her 直播算命太准，被全网警察关注了 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 60.1kReads9.3Score10.6kShelves

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If you like supernatural events, you must read it. The beginning is the best, the stories are intertwined, and you can't stop reading.

10 天 Heavenly Origin Fantasy 天元幻想 Autumn Blade秋刀Eastern Fantasy101k WordsOngoing [One female lead] [Many races] [Many supporting female characters] [Not a mindless power fantasy] [Fresh, original plot] A young man sets out to find a peerless spirit medicine for his younger sister, hoping to repay the kindness of those who raised him. Little does he know that his arrival will bring tremendous changes to the balance of power on the Tianyuan Continent. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is not retarded. The author is an adult and does not have such childish ideas.

11 一 A Nobody's Rise to the Top 一个草根的逆袭人生 That Cloud in the Sky天空里的那片云Modern Romance207k WordsCompleted Beauty lies in the bones, not the skin. It is easy to paint someone's appearance, but hard to capture their heart. Li Haomei grew up in a poor family. After marriage, the hardships she faced led her to take up painting. Haomei painted chickens, horses, mountains, and finally the sea she feared. The Hermit of Distant Mountains taught her: “Understand all the hardships you have endured as trials meant to hone you and test you. Your task is to conquer those trials and overcome those hardships.” 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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Try this one? A book about cultivating the mind. Li Haomei, who grew up in a poor family, learned painting under the circumstances after marriage. It's so beautiful to draw chickens, horses, mountains, and then the sea that I fear. Face your fear, draw it, defeat it. A child who had low self-esteem and was timid since childhood gradually learned to face life head-on, learned to be tolerant, and learned to spread love to the world. The layman from the distant mountains taught her: "You understand all the suffering you have experienced as a tempering and a test for you. What you have to do is to conquer these tests and defeat these sufferings. "Step by step, get out of the suffering, or even climb out. After you have experienced the world, you will find that what is suffering? What is grinding? When you find yourself from suffering, you will suddenly understand what you need to do, what you need to accept, and how you should do everything. " Teacher Han taught her: "When we are in different situations, the images we like to portray are also different. However, when we draw, we should not be limited to the environment and state we are in at that time. Instead, we should transcend the environment, transcend our own state, and be free from the influence of mentality and environment to depict the various aspects of life. "Beauty is in the bones, not the skin. It is difficult to paint the heart when painting the skin. Haomei began to come into contact with the political world that she had never been exposed to. How should she paint her heart in the political world?

22 我 My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年 Jin Shiliu金十六Urban5.4M WordsCompleted After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘ 90.1kReads9.2Score12.6kShelves

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Super pretty, very immersive

24 混 The Nine Meridians of Hunqiu Star 混球星九脉 Yang Bu Kuang杨不狂Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted The planet Hunqiu has nine great continents, and the young carpenter Pan Jiu Hun makes his way among them. Following his father's wishes, he joins the Yuqing Sect to cultivate the immortal path of longevity, achieving some success along the way. He also meets several captivating companions on his journey, slays demons and exorcises evil, and even establishes the planet Hunqiu's tenth continent. His original aim is to let the common people under his rule live in peace and prosperity. With the hel —Reads—Score—Shelves

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One sword cuts through the sky...

25 开 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府：这直播间谁敢上啊 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 34.1kReads9.6Score4.1kShelves

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I've been reading them all recently, some have been completed and some I'm still following. They are all high-scoring works, highly recommended.

36 阴 Separated by Death, How Can I Save My Beloved? 阴阳相隔，我该如何救赎我的爱人 Ancient Dance, Star Song古舞星歌Modern Romance132k WordsOngoing ___[Urban Romance] + [Quick Transmigration] + [Feel-Good Fiction] + [Strong Heroine] + [Building Wealth] + [Transmigrate into a Game] + [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] + [Reborn] + [Cultivation] + [Exceptionally Powerful Heroine] ___She accused him of wasting his life on games and forced him to delete his game account. Then she accidentally fell from a building, dying and losing her soul. ___When she woke, her consciousness was trapped inside the game world he had played. Knowing nothing about —Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Urban Romance] + [Quick Time Travel] + [CP] + [Refreshing Article] + [Strong Female] + [Get Rich] + [Time Travel Game] + [Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat a Tiger] + [Rebirth] + [Cultivation] + [The heroine has super abilities] She is beautiful, he is handsome, and they live together without getting married and live the life of a young couple. She said that he was addicted to games and had lost his ambition, and after forcing him to delete his game account, she unexpectedly found herself trapped in the game world he had played. She was not interested in games, so she had to learn about the game world in order to survive. Unintentionally, she discovered the shocking secrets of this world, and then realized that she had ruined his great opportunity. From then on, she began to look forward to his return to the game, but she didn't know that from the moment she lay unconscious on the bed, he swore that she would never touch the game again until she woke up. She tried every means to make money in the game just to help him out of trouble. In reality, he tried every means to make money just to help her wake up. In reality, he has become a billionaire, and in the game, she has become a god-level master, but the road to meeting each other is in another direction. . . . . .

37 镜 Mirror and Dream: A Record of Raising an Empress 镜芜梦：女帝养成记 Wandering Monkey Sauce流浪的猴子酱Two Female Leads127k WordsOngoing [Court Intrigue + Strong Female Lead + No Female Rivalry + Multiple Twists + Ensemble Cast] The main cast has no romantic pairings, but some side characters do. The story starts slowly, but the girls grow incredibly fast later on! The Peach Garden Oath of Brotherhood has new protagonists, and a new gender makeup. ✪ω✪ As the saying goes, three women make a show. When three deadly women come together, all four kingdoms tremble. Yuwu is a former dynasty’s princess, burdened by her family’s vendetta —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Baby, I present my humble work with both hands. It is in line with the meaning of the question. 1. The author has normal intelligence and is not mentally retarded; 2. The author assumes that the reader has normal intelligence and is not mentally retarded; 3. The character in the article has a brain and is not mentally retarded. To sum up, this book far avoids the term "mentally retarded", and the subject of the book can be safely consumed by babies~ (I am gradually becoming shameless when recommending books on Tomato)