Recommend Short Stories Featured on Douyin (I'm Getting Older and Can't Handle Tragedies) 求抖音上推的短篇小说(年纪大了,看不得虐文)
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Dad, I’ve Already Started Up the Money Printer. Can’t You Take a Break? 爸,我印钞机都开动了,你歇歇行不?
Dad, the money-printing machine is already running. Can you take a break?
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After Sleeping with the Wrong Person on a Blind Date, I Got Whisked into a Marriage with the CEO 相亲睡错人后,我被总裁闪婚了
After Sleeping With the Wrong Person on a Blind Date, I Got a Whirlwind Marriage to the CEO
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My Wife's First Love Turned into a Cat, So I Took It to Get Neutered 妻子的初恋变成猫,我带它去绝育
My wife's first love turned into a cat, so I took it to get neutered
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After Being Kidnapped to the Mountains, I Gained Yin-Yang Eyes 被拐到山里后,我开了阴阳眼
After I was kidnapped and taken into the mountains, I gained the ability to see spirits
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Shared Location Exposed My Wife’s Secret, So I Ruined Her and Left Her With Nothing 共享定位暴露妻子秘密,我让她身败名裂净身出户
My Wife’s Secret Was Exposed by Location Sharing. I Ruined Her Reputation and Kicked Her Out With Nothing
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After I Signed the Divorce Papers, the Scumbag CEO Begged Me to Come Back 签下离婚协议后,渣总跪求我回头
After Signing the Divorce Papers, My Scumbag Ex Begged Me to Come Back
138Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Husband Traded My Life to Make His First Love Reborn, and Now He's Lost His Mind with Regret 丈夫用我的命换初恋重生,他悔疯了
My husband traded my life to bring his first love back reborn, and now he's completely lost his mind with regret
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Dad, Stop Buying Franchises. I'll Support the Family with Insider Information 爸,别加盟了,我靠情报养家
Dad, stop buying into franchises. I'll support the family with my intel
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After Running Away Pregnant, the CEO Begged Me to Marry Him 带球跑后,总裁跪求我结婚
After Running Away While Pregnant, the CEO Begged Me to Marry Him
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After I Took the Fall for My Girlfriend, She Married My Brother 我替女友顶罪后,她嫁给了我的兄弟
After I Took the Blame for My Girlfriend, She Married My Brother
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The Furnace I Bought Is Obedient Yet Wild, and Dual Cultivation Boosts My Power 买来的炉鼎又乖又野,双修还能涨修为
The human cauldron I bought is both obedient and wild, and dual cultivation can even boost my cultivation.
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The Immortal Venerable Is a Sicko Demon Lord? I’ll Go Crazy First and Fight Poison with Poison 仙尊是病娇魔头?我先疯一步,以毒攻毒
The Immortal Venerable Is a Yandere Demon Lord? I’ll Go Crazy First and Fight Fire with Fire
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The Chaste Senior Sister’s Epic Fail 禁欲师姐翻车记
The Abstinent Senior Sister’s Plans Go Awry
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My Wife Owns a Nightclub 我的老婆是夜总会老板
My Wife Is the Owner of a Nightclub
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The Princess Consort Is Pregnant, but the Child Isn't Her Best Friend's Prince's 王妃有喜了,但孩子不是闺蜜王爷的
The Princess Consort Is Pregnant, but the Father Isn’t Her Best Friend’s Prince
1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
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My Childhood Friend and Bestie Turned Down a Top Firm’s Offer for Me, So I Got Them Both Fired 竹马和闺蜜替我拒了巨头offer,我反手让他们被开除
My Childhood Friend and Bestie Turned Down a Top Company’s Offer for Me, So I Got Them Fired Instead
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My Future Mother-in-Law Slapped Me at Our Engagement Party, So I Canceled the Wedding and Made Her Whole Family Kneel to Repay Me 订婚宴婆婆当众扇我耳光,我取消婚礼让她全家跪着还钱
My Mother-in-Law Slapped Me at the Engagement Banquet, So I Called Off the Wedding and Made Her Whole Family Get on Their Knees to Pay Me Back
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My Master Drew My Heart’s Blood for a Green-Tea Schemer. After Faking My Death, I Became the Ancestor He Could Never Hope to Befriend 师尊为绿茶抽我心头血,死遁后我成了他高攀不起的祖宗
My Master drained my heart's blood for a green tea, but after faking my death, I became the ancestor he could never hope to reach
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Aloof Sword Venerable by Day, Chatty Wife Guy by Night 白天高冷剑尊,晚上话痨老婆奴
A Cold, Aloof Sword Master by Day, a Chatterbox Who Dotes on His Wife by Night
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Three Years After My Death, My CEO Husband Came Back to Ask Me to Donate My Liver to His First Love 我死后三年,总裁丈夫二次找我给他的初恋捐献肝脏
Three Years After I Died, My CEO Husband Came Looking for Me Again to Donate a Liver to His First Love
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After Getting Wasted at a Roommate Dinner, I Woke Up to Find My Roommate Had Secretly Bitten Me on the Sofa! 合租房聚餐喝断片后,我居然在沙发上被室友偷咬了!
After Getting Blackout Drunk at a Shared Apartment Dinner, I Somehow Got Secretly Bitten by My Roommate on the Sofa!
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After the Jinx Was Divorced, I Gave the Consumptive Man Twins, a Boy and a Girl, the Following Year 煞星被休后,隔年我便给痨病鬼生了龙凤胎
After the Jinx Was Divorced, I Gave Birth to Twins the Following Year for a Consumptive Man
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Wife, Are You Still Going to Lie to Me? 老婆,你还要对我说谎吗?
Wife, are you still going to lie to me?
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To Toughen Me Up, Dad Pushed Me Into the Deep End, Knowing I Was Terrified of Water 为了锻炼我,爸爸把严重恐水的我推进深水区
To Toughen Me Up, Dad Pushed Me, Despite My Severe Fear of Water, into the Deep End
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The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗,我把校霸舔成了真男友
The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend
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My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom 前男友甩了我,我反手成了他后妈
My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom
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The System Calls Me a Vicious Villainess, but the Host Keeps Flirting with Me and Breaking Through 系统骂我恶毒女配,宿主却天天撩我突破
The System Calls Me a Vicious Supporting Character, but the Host Flirts with Me Every Day and Keeps Pushing the Limits
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You Stole My Betrothal Token? No One Can Stop My Fiancé When He Loses It 抢我定亲信物?我未婚夫疯起来谁都拦不住
Trying to steal my betrothal token? Once my fiancé snaps, no one can stop him.
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My Unrequited Love's Tragic Past Life: Reborn, I'll Confess and Change Our Fate 暗恋校花前世凄苦,重生后我要表白改命
My Secret Crush, the Campus Belle, Had a Miserable Past Life. Reborn, I’ll Confess and Change My Fate
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The Toothpaste Woman Appeared at Midnight. What Should I Choose? 牙膏女午夜出世,我该如何选择啊
A Toothpaste Woman Appears at Midnight. What Should I Choose?
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Five Years Wasted on the Wrong Person, I’ll Never Wait Again 错付五年,从此不候
Five Years of Misplaced Devotion: I Won't Wait Anymore
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The Day We Divorced, the Marquis Went Mad 和离当天,侯爷疯了
The day we divorced, the Marquis went mad.
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The Day I Was Divorced, I Smiled and Signed the Divorce Papers 被休那日,我笑着签了和离书
The day I was cast aside, I signed the divorce papers with a smile.
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Ten Days in Each Other’s Bodies, and He Remembered Me for a Lifetime 换魂十天,他记了我一辈子
We Switched Bodies for Ten Days, and He Remembered Me for the Rest of His Life
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Reborn, I Sold Mr. Huo to His Rival 重生后,我把霍总卖给了对家
Reborn, I Sold Mr. Huo to His Rival
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Everyone Says My Mother Killed My Father, and I Say So Too 人人都说我娘杀了我爹,我也这么说
Everyone Says My Mother Killed My Father, and I Say So Too
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When Love Fades, Let the Wind Carry It Away 爱意将尽,一切随风
As love fades, everything drifts away
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I Tossed the Poor Boy’s Confession into the Furnace, and Ten Years Later He Became My Husband 我把穷小子的告白扔进炉子,十年后他成了我的丈夫
I Tossed the Poor Boy’s Confession into the Stove. Ten Years Later, He Became My Husband
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The New Puppy at Work Is Actually Terrible with Directions 公司新来的小奶狗,竟然是个小路痴
The New Puppy Boy at Work Is Surprisingly Terrible with Directions
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I Pretended to Be Mute for Three Years, and My Employer Turned Out to Be the Man I’d Secretly Loved for Twelve 我装哑三年,雇主竟是暗恋十二年的男人
I Pretended to Be Mute for Three Years, Only to Find Out My Employer Was the Man I’d Had a Crush on for Twelve Years
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We Agreed It Was Only a Fake Partnership, but He Secretly Wore the Ring for a Year 说好假合作,他偷偷把戒指戴了一年
We Agreed It Was a Fake Partnership, but He Secretly Wore the Ring for a Year
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I Called My Boss a Bald Middle-Aged Man in Front of 800,000 People 我当着八十万人,喊老板秃头中年
In Front of 800,000 People, I Called My Boss a Bald Middle-Aged Man
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I’m the Lead Planner, So How Did I End Up Playing a Stand-In in the Game? 我堂堂主策,居然在游戏里当替身
I'm the Lead Game Designer, So How Did I End Up Playing a Stand-In?
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Transmigrated into a Book and Sentenced to Death, I’m Begged by the Regent to Marry Him as He Clutches a Length of White Silk 穿书被赐死,摄政王抱着白绫求我嫁他
After transmigrating into a book and being sentenced to death, the Regent King clutches a white silk sash and begs me to marry him
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After I Sent the Wrong Spirit Message, the Top Star Lost It 误发灵讯后,首席他破防了
After I Sent a Love Message by Mistake, the Chief Lost His Cool
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After Catching My Fiancé in a Secret Rendezvous, I Became a Princess 撞破未婚夫私会后,我成了郡主
I Caught My Fiancé Meeting His Secret Lover, and Became a Commandery Princess
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Our Ten-Year Contract Is Over, Yet He Wants Me to Be the One to End It 十年旧契,他厌了却要我先散
Ten Years Bound by an Old Contract. He’s Tired of It, Yet Wants Me to End Things First
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I Asked for a Divorce, but He Refused to Let Me Go 我说和离,他偏要拖着不肯
I Said I Wanted a Divorce, but He Refused to Let Go
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After I Was Reborn, I Pawned My Contract to My Rival Ahead of Time 重生后,我把身契提前押给了对家
Reborn, I Handed My Contract of Indenture to My Rival Ahead of Time
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You Accuse This Princess of Having a Child Out of Wedlock? Has the Imperial Family’s Blade Gone Dull? 诬陷本郡主未婚生子,当皇室的刀不利了?
You accuse this princess of having a child out of wedlock? Has the imperial family's blade gone dull?
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