Any Fast-Paced BL? I Have No Patience for Slow Ones 有没有节奏快的双男文，慢的没耐心

1. 101 木 The Wooden Man's Tail 木头的尾巴 Du Zeyan杜则言Two Male Leads121k WordsCompleted “Mu Chen vs. Wei Yanwan” “Wherever you go from now on, I'll follow you. It doesn't matter where I am, anyway. I'll be your little shadow.” “I think... this is as far as I can go with you.” 292Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 102 逮 Caught You, Mr. Wuchang 逮住你了，无常先生 Du Zeyan杜则言Two Male Leads326k WordsOngoing [Dual male leads + pure love + xuanhuan fantasy + fate + lighthearted + episodic stories] How did a perfectly normal person like me end up becoming an impermanence spirit, with my life depending on collecting souls? Is this right?! Turns out it really is: life is unpredictable, but the grind never ends. 77Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 103 吸 After Retiring as a Vampire Hunter, My Nemesis Gave Me the Embrace 吸血鬼猎人退休后，被死对头初拥了 Shi Yi Onze拾一Onze13k WordsCompleted After Retiring as a Vampire Hunter, I Was Turned by My Archrival 2.9kReads—Score103Shelves

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   Fast-paced, short story [laughing] This is a good read, vampires and hunters, read it in one sitting

4. 104 系 The System Reconnected: Was My Simp Life, Driven by Lust at First Sight, All a Misunderstanding? 系统重连，我那见色起意的舔狗人生竟是场误会？ Mu Shenye牧神野21k WordsCompleted The System Reconnected, and It Turns Out My Simp Life, Driven by Love at First Sight, Was All a Misunderstanding? 3.6kReads—Score103Shelves

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   Highly recommended!

5. 105 无 Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 无所谓，我有三次死遁机会 Mu Shenye牧神野73k WordsCompleted Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 2.3kReads—Score—Shelves
6. 106 关 After I Turned the Server's Number One Player Into a Simp in a Danmei Novel 关于我把全服第一写成耽美文舔狗后 Mu Shenye牧神野25k WordsCompleted After I Made the Number One Player on the Server Into a Simp in My Danmei Novel 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
7. 107 说 I Was Supposed to Fawn Over the Male Lead, So How Did the Server's Number One End Up at the Table? 说好的舔男主，全服第一怎么上桌了？ Mu Shenye牧神野22k WordsCompleted Weren't you supposed to be the male lead's devoted simp? How did the top player on the server end up at the table? 187Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 108 猫 Cat and Mouse: I Received a Dark Love Letter 猫鼠游戏：我收到了一封暗黑情书 Mu Shenye牧神野17k WordsCompleted Cat and Mouse: I Received a Dark Love Letter 69Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 109 死 My Archenemy Insists on Queuing With Me as a Duo 死对头非要和我双排 Mu Shenye牧神野31k WordsCompleted My Mortal Enemy Insists on Duo Queueing With Me 1kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 110 逾 Overdue Flirting: The Senior's Absolute Possession 逾期暧昧：学长的绝对占有 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星Two Male Leads77k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + equally matched leads + simmering tension + a domineering CEO pursues love + sweet romance] One night at a bar, Li Jibai found himself caught in the sights of a man named Gu Chenzhou. A glass of hard liquor burned down his throat. He was pinned against the wall, with a hot whisper in his ear: "What's the point of pretending to be straight?" He fled in a panic, only to discover that the other man had a school badge in his pocket identical to his own. The senior who had lent him 18Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Short article, I read it in an hour! Fast pace [Adoration]

11. 111 弹 The Bullet Comments Say This Bottle of Water Can Make Men Pregnant 弹幕说，这瓶水能让男人怀孕 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星11k WordsCompleted The comments say this bottle of water can make men pregnant 8Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 112 总 The CEO's Trap 总裁的陷阱 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星15k WordsCompleted The CEO's Trap —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 113 信 A Guide to Scent-Matching 信息素认领指南 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted A Guide to Pheromone Claiming —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 114 称 He Called Me His Best Friend, But His False Memories Were for My Own Good 称挚友：他用伪忆为我好 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星8k WordsCompleted Calling Him My Best Friend: He Used False Memories for My Own Good —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 115 我 I Slept with the Emperor and Ran Away, Then Five Years Later My Twins Came Back to Kill Their Way Through 我睡了皇帝然后跑了，五年后双胞胎替我杀回来了 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted I Slept with the Emperor and Ran Away, Five Years Later, My Twins Came Back for Revenge 2Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 116 将 The General Wants His Illegitimate Son to Take Over? One Word from Me Wiped Out His Entire Family 将军让私生子上位？我一句话灭了他满门 Stars Beneath the Clear Sun清沐阳光下的星星Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted The General Wants His Bastard Son to Take Over? One Word from Me Wiped Out His Entire Family 3Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 滚 Get Lost! The School Heartthrob Forces Me to Get a Marriage Certificate 滚呐！开学校草竟强拉我领结婚证 Guangwu Anwen光武暗文Two Male Leads57k WordsOngoing [One Pursuer, No Escape + Forced Love + Massive Contrast] Same-sex marriage is legal in this world. School bully Bai Ze lost a game of truth or dare and was forced to marry the aloof campus heartthrob Xiang Nian. He thought Xiang Nian would refuse, but Xiang Nian agreed that very day. And somehow, the school bully was registered as the wife! Although divorce came with a three-month cooling-off period, Xiang Nian had no intention of cooling off for even a single day. "Get lost! Who wants to be yo 742Reads—Score110Shelves

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    The pace is fast, marriage first, love later

18. 118 我 After I Died, I Learned My Archenemy Had Burned Paper Offerings for Me for Ten Years 我死后，发现死对头给我烧了十年纸 Zhou Zhou Yuan周周圆11k WordsCompleted After I died, I discovered my nemesis had been burning offerings for me for ten years 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A fast-paced short story, A Piao's perspective, rebirth, not bad

19. 119 助 What Should I Do About My Greedy Assistant? Spoil Them, Of Course 助理太贪财怎么办？宠着呗 Yu Ningbing玉凝冰Two Male Leads121k WordsOngoing Jiang Jing is a six-foot-two domineering CEO. In the business world of J City, everyone lowers their head and calls him “Brother Jing.” His only weakness is Su Wenjun, his baby-faced assistant. In public, Su Wenjun is the fearsome “Smiling King of Hell.” In private, he’s a greedy little fox who spends all day plotting how to squeeze an extra couple of coins out of Jiang Jing. He buys his boss a three-million-yuan art print for thirty thousand, and tomatoes listed at five thousand a jin for just 1.6kReads—Score119Shelves

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    The pace is fast.

20. 120 蓝 The Handsome Hostage Prince 蓝颜质子 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱Historical16k WordsCompleted The Blue-Eyed Young Hostage 911Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Sad][Love][Sad][Love]

21. 121 替 After His Substitute Endured Endless Torment, the Regent Went Mad 替身受尽折磨后，摄政王疯了 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱32k WordsCompleted After the Substitute Suffered Endless Torment, the Regent Prince Went Mad 4.8kReads—Score—Shelves
22. 122 假 After Faking My Death, the Mad Prince Slaughtered All of Nanling to Claim My Life 《假死之后，疯王爷屠了整个南陵来追我的命》 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱12k WordsCompleted After Faking My Death, the Mad Prince Slaughtered All of Nanling to Track Me Down 231Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 囚 Captive Love, Ashes of the Past: The Obsessive CEO Has No Way to Win Back His Wife 囚宠归烬：偏执总裁追妻无门 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱49k WordsCompleted Prisoner, Returned to Ashes: The Obsessive CEO Has No Way to Win Back His Wife 796Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 124 求 Please Don’t Leave Me 求你别丢下我 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱15k WordsCompleted Please, don't leave me behind. 335Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 125 亡 After the Exiled Prince Fell into the Enemy Emperor's Hands 亡国皇子落入敌帝手中后 Cheng Tan Meixuan橙檀美萱Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted After the Fallen Prince Fell into the Hands of the Enemy Emperor 74Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 126 骄 Proud Flame Spirit Demon 骄焰灵妖 Burning Fragrance Ballad燃馨谣Two Male Leads939k WordsOngoing During a thunderstorm, a baby fell from the sky and landed at the Lingyun Mountain Sect. He had a unique constitution and a lively, cheerful personality. No matter how skilled he was, he loved playing the hero and throwing himself into danger. Fortunately, he had a senior brother with immense spiritual power and cultivation, who could always help him escape trouble. After one remarkable encounter after another, he was forced to confirm his true identity. He grew stronger and stronger, while misu 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The story is rich and interesting!

27. 127 黑 The Black Market’s Literary Giant: Where Can You Run?! 黑市大文豪之哪里逃？！ Burning Fragrance Ballad燃馨谣Modern Romance28k WordsOngoing He was a literature lover, and he dreamed of becoming a great writer! But fate had other plans. He wanted to help the older neighbor who was struggling financially, and he also wanted to help his stepfather, who had failed in business but treated him with genuine kindness... Unfortunately, the one thing he excelled at could only come in handy somewhere else... Will fate ever give him a break? We’ll just have to wait and see... 8Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 唯 You Were the Only One I Chose 唯独选中你 Burning Fragrance Ballad燃馨谣Modern Romance79k WordsOngoing A wealthy CEO meets a lively, fun-loving young master, but only because the latter has been hired as a playmate for his flirtatious younger sister. To help his uncle’s company grow, he is forced to take the job. He never expected the girl to have a handsome, sharp-witted older brother... Their meeting turns into love, and the whole thing is so much fun, completely beyond his expectations! Is it because he doesn’t trust women, so he trusts men more?! That’s right, you’re the one fate has chosen f 49Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 129 全 The All-Around Scumbag 全能渣男 Burning Fragrance Ballad燃馨谣Modern Romance88k WordsOngoing What defines a scumbag? He’s more capable and talented than the average man, with abilities beyond what most people can imagine. His own skills could easily provide a comfortable, prosperous life, but then there’s his younger sister, who’s a complete spendthrift… Somehow, she always manages to make him poor again. Now he’s taken on another job. Based on his past experience, it looks like an easy one, but in practice… one unexpected complication follows another. His employer demands success and n 103Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 130 看 A Visit... 看望…… Burning Fragrance Ballad燃馨谣6k WordsCompleted A Visit... 14Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 131 泠 Ling Jinchuan 泠瑾川 Classic Spicy Mung Bean Cake经典香辣绿豆糕Two Male Leads376k WordsOngoing [Two male leads + ancient fantasy + devoted love + both leads are each other's only partners + one-on-one romance] Thirty thousand years ago, the human, immortal, and demon realms joined forces and drove the demon realm to the far edge of Cangman, to the Abandoned City. The battle left the demon race severely weakened, and they dared not invade the three realms again for a thousand years. Later generations called it the Battle of Cangman. The three realms then lived in peace and supported one an 616Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 132 心 Unquenchable Passion: The Big Shot's Trap 心火难熄：大佬的圈套 Girl in the Wheat Field麦田里的女孩Two Male Leads261k WordsOngoing [Two Male Leads / Powerful Heir to a Prestigious Beijing Family x Taciturn, Obsessive Lawyer / 1v1 / Second Chance Romance / Sweet Romance / Both Pure / Happy Ending] As children, he made him a promise: he would come back for him. But day after day, he waited, and that promise was never fulfilled. Years later, the two met again, but the Lin family's influence forced Xiao En to leave the country. They were apart for three whole years. Three years passed in the blink of an eye. Amid the crowds at 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Two men, many couples, reunited after marriage, chasing husband in the crematorium, sweet pet, two strong men, not brainless, not white lotus, not aggrieved, not a mother, has a cool mouth, and revenge will be taken.

33. 133 清 Soberly Falling Apart [Male-Male Romance] 清醒沦陷【双男主】 Scratchy Tiger挠挠虎Two Male Leads178k WordsCompleted Hard tech, financial rivalry, and sapiosexual romance: rigorous storytelling with airtight logic. A clash between equals, a contest between worthy opponents, judgments made with careful timing, and a clear-headed surrender to love. This is a rational romance that begins with business rivalry and ends with building a System. If emotions can be modeled and trust can be governed by a protocol, how should two people who fear losing control plan their “risk management” and design the “resilience syst 2.1kReads—Score234Shelves

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    Hard-tech financial game, sapiosexual, rigorous narrative, closed-loop logic, niche, no data.

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