How Can You Be so Cute (Burp)? (Clench Your Pink Fists)
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I don't want to be a heartthrob, I don't want to have a mindless novel, I don't want to be embarrassed, and I don't want to be awkward. I am just an unweaned reader who wants books with novel plots, no procrastination, humor, wit, logic, no stupidity, appropriate pretentiousness, and three-dimensional views! (Spitting out nose)
It's a shame~ @WHAT⁉ was stolen, I'll take you to explore more~ [Read it carefully] 🌱Except for the first one, which is a romance, the rest are all Xiaotuanzi stories. There are boys and girls, and the main theme is a story with all five flavors. 🌱🌱① Little Peach Tree practiced hard and then opened her eyes, only to find that she had become a peach or a fat peach. In order to stay with the Great White Light, Little Peach Tree worked hard to "sell" herself, and finally bought herself...🍃🍃 🌱🌱② In order to better integrate into the family, the little friend determined to become the most powerful villain. When his father and brothers saw this, they realized that this was not good and they all embarked on the road of being forced to be good🍃🍃...
It's a shame~ @WHAT⁉ was stolen, I'll take you to explore more~ [Read it carefully] 🌱Except for the first one, which is a romance, the rest are all Xiaotuanzi stories. There are boys and girls, and the main theme is a story with all five flavors. 🌱🌱① Little Peach Tree practiced hard and then opened her eyes, only to find that she had become a peach or a fat peach. In order to stay with the Great White Light, Little Peach Tree worked hard to "sell" herself, and finally bought herself...🍃🍃 🌱🌱② In order to better integrate into the family, the little friend determined to become the most powerful villain. When his father and brothers saw this, they realized that this was not good and they all embarked on the road of being forced to be good🍃🍃...
Very nice! The heroine is rich and powerful, with nine stars in the sky, and the two-and-a-half-year-old little Sizi accidentally travels to the modern heroine's villa. When the big one and the little one met, I thought it would only be a one-time relationship. I never wanted to send Xiao Sizi away, but Xiao Sizi came back again. Every time the modern heroine leaves her home, she packs big and small bags with food, as if she is following up on the goods. Li Er's family also ate durian and other delicacies. He reluctantly threw away the drink bottle and continued to fill it with water. When he heard that the paper was used to wipe his buttocks, his jaw almost dropped in shock.
The three-and-a-half-year-old Zaizai is the little princess of the underworld, chubby and fleshy. In order to prevent his daughter from becoming illiterate, the underworld boss threw the 3-year-old daughter into the human world to find a nanny. Zaizai was later adopted by the Huo family, the richest man in the world. Since Zaizai arrived, the Huo family's life has become more exciting. Not only did he see ghosts every day, but the three brothers of the Huo family and Mr. Huo all adopted an inhuman kid on their household registration books. (Ghost-catching novel, the interactions with the little nanny are super funny)
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
"To your Majesty, I... I have been feeling exhausted recently and have become increasingly powerless. I would like to ask Your Majesty to allow me to retire... And return to my hometown." Because of the holy monk's words, she was named regent by the emperor's uncle when she was still in her infancy, and she had to attend the morning court every day. She was only three years old. After becoming the regent, she had not slept a single day. The soul of a migrant worker [laughing][laughing]
🌿The baby is soft and glutinous, smart, lively and cute. She is a queen when she is born and becomes the queen mother three days later. 💫The emperor's son does everything for her personally. The queen's daughter-in-law treats her better than her own children. The concubines come to her when they are wronged. When the emperor's grandson and granddaughter get hurt in a fight, she glorifies her. The four-year-old queen mother lives a happy life full of children and grandchildren🌹
Highly recommended 🌟🦋🦋🌟The heroine has a cute baby girl and is a group favorite. 🤪🤪There is a soft and cute little milk baby lying on the back of a big turtle weighing two to three hundred kilograms. At this time, the little baby was sleeping soundly, drooling from the corner of her mouth, her little face was chubby and red, she looked so cute that people couldn't help but hold her in her arms and kiss her hard. "Father, do you think this little baby is my little princess?
After Chaochao was abandoned by a wealthy family in Ancheng, he was taken home by Mr. Shen who was walking his dog and became the group's favorite. Mr. Shen initially disliked Chaochao because it would hinder his broad business territory. Later, he became really popular. I like it with five-star reviews. It's really good-looking.
After Chaochao was abandoned by a wealthy family in Ancheng, he was taken home by Mr. Shen who was walking his dog and became the group's favorite. Mr. Shen initially disliked Chaochao because it would hinder his broad business territory. Later, he became really popular. I like it with five-star reviews. It's really good-looking.
🔥🔥[Really small breasts + no CP + family healing system] At two o'clock in the morning, Jiang Chen, who specially set the alarm clock, got up from the bed and prepared to cover the little dumpling who knew how to kick the quilt in the middle of the night. But I didn't expect that a certain little dumpling who should have been sleeping soundly was still "playing" on the bed at two o'clock in the middle of the night. After being caught, I felt so guilty that my left foot tripped over my right foot and I fell on the bed.
"Our slogan is???" "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" "Our goal is???" A fat rabbit clenched his fists and shouted, shaking his head. "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" Xiaotuanzi also puffed up his cheeks and shouted after Nai Lai. In Xingfu Welfare Home, a little boy wearing a white T-shirt and lace bloomers was squatting under an old locust tree, face to face with a rabbit, and was "plotting" something.
"Our slogan is???" "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" "Our goal is???" A fat rabbit clenched his fists and shouted, shaking his head. "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" Xiaotuanzi also puffed up his cheeks and shouted after Nai Lai. In Xingfu Welfare Home, a little boy wearing a white T-shirt and lace bloomers was squatting under an old locust tree, face to face with a rabbit, and was "plotting" something.
"Our slogan is???" "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" "Our goal is???" A fat rabbit clenched his fists and shouted, shaking his head. "Villain! Villain! Hot villain!!!" Xiaotuanzi also puffed up his cheeks and shouted after Nai Lai. In Xingfu Welfare Home, a little boy wearing a white T-shirt and lace bloomers was squatting under an old locust tree, face to face with a rabbit, and was "plotting" something.
Wow oh oh! I bought a book on Douyin and read half of it, but Tomato actually gave me the complete book for free! When the heroine was three years old, she followed her father to the hero's house to play. She was eating there alone and enjoying herself. As a result, the six-year-old male protagonist saw him. This male protagonist was a little autistic. He picked up the heroine and insisted on taking her back to his house, refusing to let her go home. No one else could get close enough to take a look, but he shouted that this was his person. He also told others that this has nothing to do with you, so don't worry about it. 🔆
Wow oh oh! I bought a book on Douyin and read half of it, but Tomato actually gave me the complete book for free! When the heroine was three years old, she followed her father to the hero's house to play. She was eating there alone and enjoying herself. As a result, the six-year-old male protagonist saw him. This male protagonist was a little autistic. He picked up the heroine and insisted on taking her back to his house, refusing to let her go home. No one else could get close enough to take a look, but he shouted that this was his person. He also told others that this has nothing to do with you, so don't worry about it. 🔆
🌶️🌶️🌶️Cute and adorable Maomao, who wouldn't love her? ! ! ! Maomao's mother-in-law is going to marry Marshal Lou and become her fourth concubine, so she, a little bastard, also follows her into the Governor's Mansion. People who were waiting to see the joke waited and waited, but saw that Maomao was loved by the Lou family. Everyone was vying to hold her and accompany her, and they were all doted on by the group.
🌶️🌶️🌶️Cute and adorable Maomao, who wouldn't love her? ! ! ! Maomao's mother-in-law is going to marry Marshal Lou and become her fourth concubine, so she, a little bastard, also follows her into the Governor's Mansion. People who were waiting to see the joke waited and waited, but saw that Maomao was loved by the Lou family. Everyone was vying to hold her and accompany her, and they were all doted on by the group.
This is a very beautiful book. A little sweet baby is reincarnated as a phoenix cub and lives in exile with his grandma and uncles. He has space and can communicate with animals. He is really two years old and super cute.
Fu Xiantao is a three-and-a-half-year-old cute baby. After she returned to the Fu family, the original villainous personalities of the Fu family began to change. - Elders: Mrs. Fu, a wealthy street bully who once chased people to kill ten streets if they disagreed, became kind; the real estate tycoon Mr. Fu who scared children to tears began to use refrains; the boss of the Fu family who smashed antiques and refused to hand them over to the country became a returned ambassador of national treasures, etc. - Brothers: The three generations of brothers in the Fu family are also influenced by their elders and work hard to make themselves better, just to gain the praise of sister Taotao. It shows a heartwarming story of a villain family that is gradually changed by the arrival of a cute baby, embodying the warmth and power of family ties.
Super Invincible is very good-looking. I really recommend Xiao Lizi and her Fu Daddy. It's only a few chapters away from being completed. You can follow it with confidence.
It's not easy for these children to come all the way, but it's sweet and happy, there are tears in the laughter, all the hardships come with joy, and the ending is wonderful!
① The three-and-a-half-year-old Taoist priest holds a whisk in his hand, a milk bottle hanging around his neck, and a small bag on his back to catch evil spirits and save heroic spirits. ② The funny daily life of the God of War nanny after he brought the baby back to the village.
① The three-and-a-half-year-old Taoist priest holds a whisk in his hand, a milk bottle hanging around his neck, and a small bag on his back to catch evil spirits and save heroic spirits. ② The funny daily life of the God of War nanny after he brought the baby back to the village.
🍑🍑🍑The heroine is a cute baby, and her brother is called a parent. He puts the heroine in his schoolbag and takes it to school, acting as a parent. When the girl is woken up, she looks sleepy and super cute. All the classmates like her, and the brother is even jealous.
🍥The little ginseng essence is so milky~ So cute! "Daddy, I'm a stupid donkey." Wow, wow, 🍥 "Daddy, I... I peed my pants, I... I'm also hungry." "They are so fat, I... I can't beat them!" Hehe🍥
This book is so beautiful! She has soft little breasts and is super cute. She plays by herself while mom is working. Even if she has to go to the toilet, she just keeps stamping her little feet for fear of disturbing her. She even apologizes to her for "making a mistake" later, which is super cute!
🍒🍒🍒🍒Lin Yue, who raised three children after being scummed, picked up a fat breast to counterattack! On dry days, water comes out of one's own well, and the food is abundant. Fatty even rides a pig around the village and is chased by the whole village and fed cakes! He even took his whole family to plant fairy grass and was directly favored by the country! Raising a baby in the era + a group pet + a lucky cute baby, it's full of pleasure, I suck this milk ball first to respect it!
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
1. This is a sweet and sweet pet story about group pets. The writing is very good. It is set in the Kangxi era and there was a little mythical beast Pixiu. The baby likes gold very much and the atmosphere of getting along with the family is very harmonious. 2. The pure and sweet pet story is a plain and sweet pet story. There is no sadistic sentiment. It is just an ordinary life of a family. The daily interactions between Yoyo and her buddies are very funny and heartwarming. 3. The baby found its way home on its own. The Ruan family, which had not had a girl for more than ten generations, finally found their little milk bag. After the baby came home, the family loved him very much. 4. The baby fell from the sky and was a cute little dragon cub. The president's father did not allow the baby to eat ice cream. The baby was silent on the surface, but after he went to the company, he nudged his aunt to give her an extra bite. It was super cute.
"Zai Zai, the big bad wolf is here." The little guy looked up and saw Long Jinchen put his fingers on his chest like claws, with a strange face, then he knelt on the ground and crawled over slowly. "Ah." "The big bad wolf is here to catch the kid." Seeing the dragon, the big bad wolf, Jin Chen getting closer and closer, the little guy waved hurriedly, but seeing that his waving didn't work, he turned around and crawled in the direction of Long Yuchen. "Ah~" "Hey." "Kid, where are you running? Stop, the big bad wolf is coming to catch you!" Long Yuchen stood aside, watching the little cub in yellow clothes crawling towards him. Long Xiaolin didn't know when he came down. When he saw this scene, he quickly squatted down and coaxed: "Xiao Yun'er, come and hug me." "Ah!!! The big bad wolf is about to catch up." The little guy turned around and saw that Long Jinchen was already behind him, and he let out a cry. Cloth washing is the worst. "Xiaoyun'er, come on, come on."
"Zai Zai, the big bad wolf is here." The little guy looked up and saw Long Jinchen put his fingers on his chest like claws, with a strange face, then he knelt on the ground and crawled over slowly. "Ah." "The big bad wolf is here to catch the kid." Seeing the dragon, the big bad wolf, Jin Chen getting closer and closer, the little guy waved hurriedly, but seeing that his waving didn't work, he turned around and crawled in the direction of Long Yuchen. "Ah~" "Hey." "Kid, where are you running? Stop, the big bad wolf is coming to catch you!" Long Yuchen stood aside, watching the little cub in yellow clothes crawling towards him. Long Xiaolin didn't know when he came down. When he saw this scene, he quickly squatted down and coaxed: "Xiao Yun'er, come and hug me." "Ah!!! The big bad wolf is about to catch up." The little guy turned around and saw that Long Jinchen was already behind him, and he let out a cry. Cloth washing is the worst. "Xiaoyun'er, come on, come on."
"Zai Zai, the big bad wolf is here." The little guy looked up and saw Long Jinchen put his fingers on his chest like claws, with a strange face, then he knelt on the ground and crawled over slowly. "Ah." "The big bad wolf is here to catch the kid." Seeing the dragon, the big bad wolf, Jin Chen getting closer and closer, the little guy waved hurriedly, but seeing that his waving didn't work, he turned around and crawled in the direction of Long Yuchen. "Ah~" "Hey." "Kid, where are you running? Stop, the big bad wolf is coming to catch you!" Long Yuchen stood aside, watching the little cub in yellow clothes crawling towards him. Long Xiaolin didn't know when he came down. When he saw this scene, he quickly squatted down and coaxed: "Xiao Yun'er, come and hug me." "Ah!!! The big bad wolf is about to catch up." The little guy turned around and saw that Long Jinchen was already behind him, and he let out a cry. Cloth washing is the worst. "Xiaoyun'er, come on, come on."