I'm an Old Bookworm, I Want to Read Someone with IQ, Logic, and Mature Writing Skills🙏

233 修 The Most Sick Person in the World of Cultivation Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 263.5kReads9.7Score34kShelves

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I think these books are quite good, but they are all non-CP, so at least I can read them when I am short of books.

234 我 I Give the Preparations to the Protagonists in the Apocalypse BianluSci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted 187.4kReads9.7Score29.6kShelves

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IQ and logic.

234 普 Ordinary People Can Also Successfully Travel Through Time Zhong HongHistorical1.1M WordsCompleted 963Reads8.5Score106Shelves

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No system, no golden fingers, two bare buttocks at the beginning, even using leaves to cover their shame, both were stung by Mao Lazi [laughs]. It all depends on the battle of wits and courage between these two brothers and their hard work. Two male protagonists and two female protagonists, humorous, twists and turns in the plot, and strives to be real.

235 包 Packaging Deception Detective Agency User 2618281117k WordsCompleted —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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Folks and friends, don't miss it if you're passing by! Today I won't sell dog food, grab coupons, or open biscuits from tin boxes—I will only do one thing today: recommend five absurd and humorous stories that will make you laugh until you croak, make your nose sore after laughing, and want to forward it to the whole family! Our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng, an old naughty boy in his seventies from western Fujian, used the dialect of Chixi Village, the solstice of Pengkou Town, and the awning of Jiang Bo's canteen to write a series of five consumer psychology stories that will make you clap your thighs and marvel. Each of these five stories has its own unique skills and "unique hidden weapons". Let me tell you one by one: Chapter 1: "Psychological Analysis of Shopping Carts" A seventy-three-year-old old man set up a stall on Wei Ri and listed "Psychological Analysis of Shopping Carts, 20 yuan a time." Just by looking at what's in your supermarket shopping bag, he can tell how many years your wife has been gone, what you are doing when you can't sleep at night, and whose floral skirt is hidden deep in your closet. What's even more bizarre is that the forty-seven people he analyzed all have survival supplies in their shopping carts, and the addresses of these people are connected in a line on the map, pointing to an old well at the foot of the mountain that has been abandoned for thirty years. On a rainy night, the whole village walked towards the well as if sleepwalking... What's in your shopping cart? You may not know it yourself, but your subconscious mind does. Go and see how Fu Shuiheng peels apart your shopping cart layer by layer and sees desires that you don't even dare to admit. Chapter 2: "Emotional Attachment to Coupons" Fu Shuiheng hid a tin mooncake box, which contained hundreds of expired, faded, and invalidated coupons for thirty years. Fang Kele wanted to throw it away for him, but the old man snatched it away with his eyes like a female cat whose baby had been robbed. Isn't it just a few pieces of scrap paper? No - there is writing on the back of each coupon: "April 16, 1994, the last day. Didn't go. I couldn't bear to part with it." What I couldn't bear to part with was not the eight-dollar discount, but the last day when my mother was still alive. This story begins with an expired coupon and tells the story of a whole village using all kinds of "useless" things to keep in touch with their deceased relatives - tiger balm, pen water, cat food, and floral sewing kits. It turns out that longing looks like a pile of expired coupons. Chapter 3: "Limited Time Biological Clock Sale" Uncle Jiang fell down. The time of collapse was accurate to the second - thirteen seconds before the start of Double Eleven. He was trembling all over, sweating profusely, and his fingers were twitching wildly. When midnight arrived, he clicked "Buy Now", and then - well, with a rosy complexion, he fell asleep. He bought twenty-seven bags of dog food. He is allergic to dog hair. Fu Shuiheng's investigation found that more than 70% of the more than 600 households in the village will suffer from the same symptoms in November - insomnia, palpitations, thumb twitching, and attacks at midnight. E-commerce platforms have spent ten years training Chinese people's bodies to become Pavlov's dogs. As soon as the countdown rings, your fingers begin to secrete impulses to buy. This story will make you laugh and start looking at your thumb - has it been cramping recently? Chapter 4: "Consumption Regret Insurance" "Regret Life" launched a product that shocked the world - Consumption Regret Insurance. Have you made an impulse purchase and regretted it? Fill out the form, write down your true feelings of regret, and claim the full amount! Lin Shen signed, Jiang Bo signed, Qiu Aizi signed, and Fu Shuiheng was the first to settle the claim - he bought a smart tea-making machine. The reason for the claim was that "this machine insulted the relationship between me and tea." The whole village became addicted, not because they could get their money back, but because the claim application form "Please describe your true feelings of regret" has become the most popular outlet for emotional venting in the village. But when this company announced the launch of "life regret insurance" - to protect your life choices, marriage choices, and career choices, things changed... Do regrets need to be compensated? Or do you just need to be understood? This story has greater staying power than Tieguanyin. Chapter 5: "Packaging Deception Detective Agency" Fu Shuiheng bought a box of biscuits for 68 yuan. The iron box packaging is eighteen times the size of the contents. It has hot stamping characters, French sulfuric acid paper, and traditional European craftsmanship. When you open it, you will find six pieces. He chewed a piece and said something that was recorded in the history of the detective agency: "I lived to be seventy-three years old, and for the first time in my life I ate a box of biscuits with better packaging than biscuits." Then he opened a "Packaging Deception Detective Agency" that specializes in identifying excessive packaging that is "legal but deceptive." From German beer (produced in Hongfang Town, Longyan) to Himalayan jackets (which do not have outdoor functions) to Moments (the king of packaging deception this year), Fu Shuiheng and his two nephews peeled off the wrapping paper of this era layer by layer. In the end, he discovered that the most excessive packaging was not the iron box, but the factory-printed greeting card with "Mom will always love you" printed on it, with only a scrawled signature at the bottom. --- These five stories are about shopping carts and human hearts. It's about coupons, it's about missing you. It's about countdown and the domesticated body. It's about insurance, it's about the desire to be heard. It's about packaging and the most scarce thing in this era—honesty. These stories have been simultaneously launched on the following platforms: Tomato Novels, Tomato Music, Toutiao Express Edition, Toutiao, Wukong Browser, Danhua, and Changdu Novel. For those who like absurd and humorous series of stories, hurry up to search and watch it first! Pay attention when searching - only "user 26182811" is our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng. Don't go to the wrong door and go to another stall! If you feel unsatisfied after reading it - you still want to see more of the chickens and dogs in Chixi Village, the storm in the awning of Jiang Bo's canteen, and the next secret in Fu Shuiheng's notebook - then don't hold it in! Go blow the creative charge to our own author, Mr. Fu Shuiheng! Let him know that someone is waiting for his story, someone is looking forward to the next time he laughs to tears, and someone is waiting for him under the banyan tree in Chixi Village to set up a folding table and write on a piece of cardboard. Every time you remind me to update, it is the push of the old man to open the tin mooncake box, open the notebook, and pick up the ballpoint pen late at night. We must make Mr. Fu's pen unstoppable, and let more such good works that are down-to-earth, have a strong flavor of life, and bring tears of laughter to grow from the patios of Chixi Village, spreading all over the mountains and plains like anomatis, making us happy! Finally, I sincerely thank you all for your time. Every time you read, every comment, and every like, you are telling the world: In this era when the packaging is bigger than the biscuits, there are still people who are willing to sit down, open the tin box, and count how many biscuits are inside. You are the unwritten page in Fu Shuiheng's notebook - the reader's page is always the most important content, zero packaging, and full of sincerity.

240 我 My Cancer Cells Eat Everything to Unlock Interstellar Civilization Infinite BindingUrban169k WordsOngoing 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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IQ, EQ, and imagination are all covered in this book!

242 你 Is Your Life Enough to Pay for It? Not ArrogantUrban372k WordsOngoing 272Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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A fairy tale for adults about cultivating immortality, which is exciting, lustful, and outrageous. "Is your life enough to pay for it?" ", Written by Bu Qiuzhang, the male protagonist is dumped at the beginning and is in poverty. He accidentally obtained the inheritance of cultivating immortals. He practices to be supreme and forgets his feelings, but he insists on controlling the cause and effect - whoever betrays him will be repaid a hundredfold; whoever loves him will protect him to the death. I met girls of all kinds along the way, and I treated them all sincerely. Double cultivation is not only a warming of feelings, but also a breakthrough in cultivation. From a mortal to the pinnacle, he has done it: not only to keep his beauty, but also to surrender to the world.

244 混 God of Chaos! The Person Who Loves Me the MostUrban195k WordsOngoing 519Reads5.8Score134Shelves

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The writing is beautiful and the setting is exciting. It is a comic-level novel worth reading! Every word is useful, no wasted pen, no wasted lens! ! The subject matter is novel, the logic is rigorous, and the style is stunning! ! !

245 替 Scapegoat A Fat PearModern Romance230k WordsCompleted 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is very logical and doesn't have too many words. I haven't read such an interesting book in a long time.

245 她 She Works Odd Jobs in Shanghai and Refuses to Marry a Billionaire Investor Albafica's PotatoesModern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 9.5kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves

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The first book is absolutely fine! It's over! The core of this urban romance novel is extremely profound, and the author's thoughts are shocking. I took notes while reading it. It focuses on urban life but covers a wide range of knowledge. A masterpiece! The second novel is also a new novel written by the same author. It is updated from time to time. It is also very good and you can read it later.

245 城 When the City Was Broken Yi an YanEastern Fantasy179k WordsCompleted 33Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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The group is like Daowen, there is logic, and all the clicks are calculations.

247 最 Even the Weakest Skeleton Wants to Work Hard to Learn Magic Sisi TempleEastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted 32.1kReads9.0Score4.3kShelves

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These are good

247 当 Being an Interstellar Hunter, How Come You Are on the Wanted List? Sword Tu YuSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsOngoing 44.6kReads9.1Score4kShelves

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248 看 Reading Books Has Explosive Attributes, Am I Going to Go Against the Grain? Watch Step by StepUrban2.5M WordsOngoing 23.6kReads7.3Score2.4kShelves

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This is a book for old bookworms. It's really good.

251 盐 Salt Iron Really a DogHistorical387k WordsCompleted 358Reads—Score—Shelves

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Perfectly meets your requirements. The protagonist of the first book is from the perspective of an ordinary citizen. He goes bankrupt at home and has to seek refuge in the frontier army. Then he climbs up like a low-class cow and horse. He competes with martial arts leaders with guns and weapons, and gradually accumulates military merits and slowly climbs up. His horizons gradually expand as his class rises. Anti-routine, anti-cool writing, even anti-climax. There is no time travel, no system, no intelligence, no brainless fun, no romance, and no cheats. It can be regarded as avoiding the cliché plot. The logic is tight and the writing is excellent. It can closely integrate war, economy, politics, and resources organically. The machinations are cold and the battlefield is exciting. Highly recommended.

253 穿 Dressed as the Male Protagonist of a Sadistic Novel and Fuck Him Kitten SleepsModern Romance159k WordsCompleted 45.8kReads9.6Score4.7kShelves

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I feel like you can enjoy these books!

255 官 Guanyi Talking in Dreams About Spring and AutumnUrban323k WordsOngoing 32.7kReads7.0Score1.8kShelves

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This book is worth reading, very mature