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1. 1551 满 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 133.9kReads9.7Score15.7kShelves
2. 1552 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 60.2kReads—Score629Shelves

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   This book is easy and funny

3. 1553 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 343.7kReads9.7Score50.8kShelves
4. 1554 开 From the Start, I Beg Zhu Yuanzhang for a Mandate, Protecting Great Ming for Three Hundred Years 开局讨封朱元璋，庇护大明三百年 Peaceful as a Distant Mountain安如远山Historical220k WordsOngoing Zhang Chen transmigrates and becomes a snake! Luckily, he's bound to a System that lets him devour things and cultivate! After a hundred years of hard cultivation, he finally reaches the point where he can undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon! But the System warns him that spiritual energy is depleted in this world, and the death rate for those who take human form during the heavenly tribulation is as high as 99%! Zhang Chen grits his teeth and decisively chooses another way to transf 3.2kReads6.2Score133Shelves

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   🐬Emperor Ming Dynasty, do you think I look like a dragon? It's really weird! Zhu Yuanzhang was shocked. But he, who was already over fifty years old, showed no fear at all, and stared at Zhang Chen with sharp eyes like daggers! Brother Jiang Wei's expression changed again. The surrounding soldiers were even more horrified. Zhu Yuanzhang stood with his hands behind his back, his eyes exuding a compelling light. "I, I see you look like the dragon that protects the country of my Ming Dynasty!" "You think of you as the dragon that protects my country, protect my Ming Dynasty with good weather and peace of the country and the people!" "I am here, you should expand the territory for my Ming Dynasty, eliminate disasters and difficulties, and wipe out all the barbarians!" "When I die, you will also suppress my dragon vein of nine states, and protect my Ming Dynasty's everlasting prosperity.

5. 1555 校 My Campus Crush Cheated, So I Married the Crown Prince. Now He’s Lost It 校草出轨，我闪婚太子爷，他疯了 Little Fuzzball小毛球Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [Reborn in school + possessive childhood friend steals her away + heartbroken campus heartthrob pursues his wife in tears + living-under-one-roof romance + 1v1 sweet love] It isn't until she dies that Su Niansheng learns her marriage was a lie. The campus heartthrob has been deeply in love with his first love all along, and married her only for revenge. Reborn back in her school days, she returns to the family of the richest man and impulsively marries her childhood friend, the young heir. She n 40.6kReads8.7Score6.2kShelves

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   Although there are more than one, they are all beautiful [laughs]

6. 1556 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Lured My Archrival into Pouting 看见弹幕后，死对头被我钓成翘嘴 The Rice Is Cooked米已成炊Modern Romance575k WordsCompleted [Live comments + sweet romance + childhood friends + face-slapping] [High-maintenance heiress and dance student VS sharp-tongued, refined childhood friend and CEO] On her twentieth birthday, Wen Xu happily went to a hotel to celebrate with the man she had pursued for three years. Just as she was about to give herself to her boyfriend, a line of live comments appeared before her eyes. [The supporting female character doesn’t actually think the male lead is coming to celebrate with her, does she? 9.8kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
7. 1557 全 Global High Martial Arts: The Martial Arts Skill Panel at the Start 全球高武：开局获得武道技艺面板 A Divine Hand下手有神Urban2.4M WordsOngoing [System + Slow Burn + Steady Progression + Thrilling Battles + the Myriad Worlds + Stable Development] Before the martial arts college entrance exam, Qin Yan awakened the [Martial Arts Panel]. Every time he trained hard, he earned skill points. Put points into spear techniques, and the spear shot forth like a dragon, its cold gleam piercing the air; Put points into stance training, and his bones became iron, his blood and qi a furnace; Put points into cultivation techniques, and true qi arose on 209.3kReads7.8Score24.1kShelves
8. 1558 海 The Begonias Bloom for You Again 海棠今又为君开 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance556k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Sweet Romance + National and Family Feuds] In her previous life, Xiuyi trusted a scumbag and agreed to marry him, only to be pushed into a pond by a scheming white lotus and drown! Reborn, she opened a clinic, saved her father and brothers, kicked the scumbag to the curb, and schemed to have the white lotus die a gruesome death in prison. The cold-faced marquis, whose power held sway over the realm, drew her into his arms: “Don't worry! With me here, everything will be your 34kReads9.3Score3.6kShelves

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   I was amazed by this book. The plot is smooth and not draggy. It's worth buying it.

9. 1559 世 Heir, Your Wife Says It’s Time to Come Home 世子，夫人喊你回家了 Susu Qian Ci酥酥芊瓷Ancient Romance237k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later; Devoted Couple; Sweet Romance] [Proud, Sharp-Tongued Heir vs. Beautiful, Cunning Young Madam] For generations, the Duke of Dingguo’s family has loyally guarded the frontier, keeping the realm at peace for decades. If you asked the women of the capital whom they most wanted to marry, the answer would be Ning Ye, the Duke of Dingguo’s heir. Noble by birth, handsome, and skilled in both letters and arms, he makes the hearts of young ladies from every family flutter. But 19kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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   This is so cute🍒, it's sweet and non-abusive, and the male and female protagonists have their mouths, the female protagonist is very relieved, the progress is fast, the husband's family is also very sensible, and the deputy CP is also easy to beat, 🌹Trust me, it's definitely the right one

10. 1560 坠 Falling into the Moonlight 坠入月光 Bright Summer明媚夏Modern Romance394k WordsCompleted In her previous life, Yin Manyue only realized Xie Wang loved her after she became paralyzed. He cared for her devotedly for three years, publicly declared that he would marry her despite her disability, and even gave her all the assets under his name, worth hundreds of billions. He said he had fallen in love with her at first sight when they were students, and had wanted to possess her day and night ever since. But he was too insecure, too sensitive, and too afraid she would reject him, so h 16.1kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
11. 1561 古 Top-Tier Project Management in Ancient Times: From a Fallen Kingdom to Revival 古代顶级项目管理，从亡国到中兴 Listening to Rain in the Breeze清风听雨Historical931k WordsCompleted What’s it like for an art student to transmigrate into a rotten country and become its emperor? Well… Nangong Haoxuan can give you just one answer: a disastrous start, and utterly miserable. What the heck! A rotten country with an army of five hundred thousand soldiers! What kind of empire lets a single county have three or four bandit strongholds? What kind of country lets you seize a million taels of silver just by executing a few officials? As luck would have it, the bizarre state of Zhao has 9.9kReads7.6Score610Shelves
12. 1562 读 After Reading His Mind, the Cold-Hearted Campus Heartthrob Goes Crazy Every Day 读心后冷酷校草每天都在发疯 Porridge Can Stay Warm粥可温Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted Print edition | Short drama now available [School crush + mind reading + sweet romance and healing + big-brother vibes] [Cold and aloof on the outside, hopelessly lovestruck puppy on the inside VS cool and distant on the outside, soft, timid, and insecure little snail on the inside] At Monday’s flag-raising ceremony, Yun Xiang inexplicably gained a superpower: She could hear the school heartthrob’s thoughts. The handsome heartthrob stood on the flag-raising platform, dignified and stern, his fac 5.1kReads9.4Score817Shelves
13. 1563 穿 Reborn as a Tycoon's Wicked Ex-Wife, I Became the Whole Family's Darling 穿成大佬恶毒前妻后，被全家团宠 Braised Beef Brisket Rice牛腩焗饭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book set in the 1970s + personal space + sweet romance and raising kids + love grows over time + transmigrated heroine vs. reborn heroine] When she opens her eyes, Jiang Yuman finds herself transmigrated into a book as the male lead’s wicked ex-wife, who is six months pregnant. In the book, the original owner dreams of becoming an official’s wife and tries every trick in the book to marry into the Fu family. But when the Fu family is falsely accused, stripped of their positi 138.8kReads9.1Score17kShelves

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    The heroine of this novel, which ranks first in my heart, is a pure and sweet story from the era. She is the kind of girl who is loved by the group and is very sweet. The male protagonist dotes on the female protagonist, and the whole family of the male protagonist also dotes on the female protagonist. The heroine is a vicious first wife. After time travel, she changed her mind and hugged her thighs well. She is 6 months pregnant and falls in love first.

14. 1564 刚 The Moment I Opened My Eyes, I Was Lying in a Pervert's Arms, Being Fed to My Heart's Content 刚睁眼，就躺在变态怀里被喂饱饱 Yun Jiujiu云九九Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Shi Ning and Qin Heyu had been married by contract for three years. On the day their marriage ended, she was ready to sign the divorce papers. Comments: If the villainess dares to sign the divorce papers, the dark villain who’s had a crush on her for ten years will chain her up in the attic and force her to love him! Comments: Villainess, all you have to do is give the villain a look that leaves him to figure it out for himself. You don’t even have to flirt with him or coax him. This lovesick vi 23.8kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves
15. 1565 网 Online Gaming: The World Beyond 网游之往界 Lizhuang White Pork李庄白肉Sports4.5M WordsCompleted This is an Eastern fantasy online game novel. No one is reborn, and the game does not descend into reality. There are only the ancient Chinese dynasties, a chaotic age overrun with demons and monsters, the martial world, the imperial court, rival powers, and noble clans. Mysterious martial arts and Daoist sorcery can topple cities, split rivers, move mountains, and part seas... Slay demons, uphold justice, ride hard and fast, and live free, settling every grudge! This is a second world that gran 36.4kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves

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    This this this this this this!!!! Really pretty

16. 1566 竹 Childhood Friend, Are You in Love with Me? 竹马校草，你是不是喜欢我 Li Yaya李芽芽Modern Romance301k WordsCompleted On the very first day Xie Xiaoyu transferred to No. 1 High School, she shocked the entire school. She had the nerve to challenge the campus heartthrob, Lu Fang, right off the bat! And not only did Lu Fang not get angry, he did everything she said! Lu Fang was a clean freak, but he let Xie Xiaoyu use his cup. Lu Fang was a man of few words, but he was always following Xie Xiaoyu around, chatting nonstop. It turned out Xie Xiaoyu was Lu Fang’s childhood sweetheart, the girl he’d insisted he would 4.2kReads9.4Score629Shelves
17. 1567 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book as Rich Sisters-in-Law, My Bestie and I Take the Stage Together! 穿书富家妯娌，我和闺蜜齐上阵！ Shi Jiu柿九Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Two couples + best friends transmigrate into a book and both marry into wealthy families + lighthearted daily life + sweet romance + old-school domineering CEOs + supporting female character System] Lin Nanqiao and Xia Linshi transmigrate into a book together and are married off to twin brothers through a family alliance. They go from best friends to best friends and sisters-in-law, stacking their buffs to the max. In the original story, they are both cannon-fodder s 14.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
18. 1568 豪 My Heiress Bestie Brought Me Home, and Now My Unhinged Antics Make Me Everyone’s Favorite 豪门闺蜜带进门，发癫还能当团宠 Mu Tianyu木甜玉Modern Romance349k WordsCompleted (Complete) [Silly memes + wish fulfillment + face-slapping + wealthy family] Chi Tingxia has been poor for all 23 years of her life. One day, she transmigrates into a book and discovers she’s become the sidekick of the Pei family’s second young lady! She goes shopping with the second young lady, who immediately gives her a designer handbag! She has afternoon tea with her, and the second young lady transfers her 30,000 as a thank-you for her trouble! After the second young lady gets her heart bro 7.9kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
19. 1569 饕 A Gluttonous Feast 饕餮盛宴 Guai Guaili乖乖戾Mystery499k WordsCompleted [No body-double plotline; the male lead isn't aloof; the female lead is clever and no saint; mostly comedy] I was born dead, my whole body purple and blue, without a breath in me. Everyone urged my mother to bury me, but she wouldn't believe it. She went to see Granny Wang at the village entrance, then carried me alone into the deep mountains and knelt for three days and three nights in a dilapidated temple. After that, I miraculously came back to life and was just like any other baby. Then, whe 8.8kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
20. 1570 东 The Eastern Palace's Beauty: This Favorite Consort Is Mine! 东宫姝色：这宠妃我当定了！ Sheng Qian笙浅Ancient Romance520k WordsCompleted [The heroine is doted on from the very beginning. The story focuses on sweet romance, not scheming palace intrigue. The hero adores the heroine and is even a little lovesick. If that's not your thing, please move along, and don't leave a bad review over it. The heroine rises from a junior consort to a favored consort, Crown Princess, and Empress. The hero is a crown prince at first and becomes emperor later.] Su Niannian has landed in a male-lead-centric novel! Her new identity is Su Ling, the 30.7kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves

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    ①The heroine's soul traveled through ancient texts and became the female number N in the book. She saved the prince and was promoted to the crown prince Liangdi. She continued to be favored and doted on the harem (not a palace fight). ②The male protagonist had a secret love for 8 years with a beautiful face. Finally, he found an opportunity to take advantage of the situation. When the heroine was betrayed by the scumbag, he decisively returned to the country and abducted the heroine home to pamper her.

21. 1571 七 The Ghost Wedding on the Fifteenth Day of the Seventh Month 七月半，鬼娶亲 I Just Want to Live Forever我就是要长生Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead + Mysticism + Devoted Husband + Ensemble Cast + Revenge] A short drama of the same name, July Half: The Ghost's Wedding, is now available. Its companion story, Marrying a Ghost Husband, Subduing a Hundred Demons, is currently being serialized. My mother said that the year I was born, strange signs appeared in the village: thunder and torrential rain, while all the ghosts wailed. Grandpa invited Seventh Granny, who delivered me herself. Only then was I born. Seventh Granny rea 14kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
22. 1572 醉 A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜！她一撩，桀骜大佬心狂跳 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr 69.8kReads9.5Score9kShelves
23. 1573 长 Till the End of the Moon: Let Me Love You One More Time 长月烬明之让我再爱你一次 Qu Chen sugar曲辰sugarFemale-Channel Fanfiction216k WordsCompleted After Li Susu became a god, she increasingly wondered what the point of godhood was. They had agreed that once the Demon God was gone, the world would no longer need gods. Tantai Jin, you’re so annoying, but I really miss you. Li Susu wanted to return to five hundred years ago, see Tantai Jin once more, believe him once more, and love him once more. 574Reads7.2Score104Shelves
24. 1574 投 Investment Rewards Made Me the Top-Ranked Empress 投资返利，我成女帝榜一 Ginseng Rooster人参公鸡Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing After transmigrating into a martial arts world, Li Mo bound himself to an Investment System that let him see his targets' natural talents, destiny, and future. The better their destiny, the richer the rewards he received. Then he discovered that the aloof girl he'd grown up with had the highest-tier red destiny. She was destined to become an Empress who would rule the Nine Heavens and the Ten Lands. Lately, she seemed troubled about how to unblock her sealed meridians and reveal her talent ahead 19.5kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves

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    [Cool] [Rolling eyes] [Rolling eyes] Tomato 9.9 Is a masterpiece. I came across this book by accident. It's really, absolutely amazing. It's so funny. It's a masterpiece. I stay up late every day reading it. I can't get enough of it. It's so good.

25. 1575 黑 The Crown of the Dark Moon 黑月光冠冕 Three Lives, Three Three叁生三三Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted [The first print volume is now available] [Sweet Romance in a Wealthy Family] + [A Forbidden Love Falls from Its Pedestal] + [Characters Awaken] + [A Chaotic Love Rival Showdown] “You are a cannon-fodder character in this world. Your character tags are: beautiful, vicious, and stupid. When you were eight, you were adopted by the Shen family, the most powerful family in Whale Harbor. The head of the family treasured you like a gem, but you joined forces with your villainous mother to scheme agai 556.6kReads9.5Score97.8kShelves
26. 1576 人 In the World of Martial Arts Cultivation, I Can 50-50 Compete with Anyone 人在修仙世界，和谁都能五五开 May Spring Bring You Happiness春风要开心Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 71.3kReads9.1Score5.9kShelves
27. 1577 诡 Eerie Invasion: How Come Nobody Told Me I’m the Ultimate Ghost Magnet?! 诡异入侵：没人说我是万诡迷啊！ Little Orange Rabbit小橘兔Mystery413k WordsCompleted [(The rating just came in and will rise) Supernatural invasion + an overpowered heroine who doesn't know it + invincible protagonist + strongest female lead] It all started on the subway, after Chu Qing had finished half a month of overtime, when she beat up a kid pretending to be a ghost. The next day, her company was blown up by a coworker driven mad by overtime. After losing her job, Chu Qing worked as a haunted-house actor, a restaurant server, and a temporary villa housekeeper... Unfortunat 7.9kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
28. 1578 抚 Trace Her Beauty Mark! Kiss Her Starry Eyes! The Movie Star and the Beauty Are a Perfect Match 抚红痣！吻星眸！影帝与美人绝配 Sweet Kitty Ya甜猫儿吖Modern Romance177k WordsCompleted Nan Qian used to be the entertainment industry’s top-tier star. With a bright red beauty mark beneath her eye and naturally petal-shaped eyes, even the slightest glance from her could make people scream. But when the trending topic “Daughter of a Mistress” appeared, she became a vixen mocked and scorned by everyone in the blink of an eye. Despondent and drunk, with her mind hazy, she gave her assistant the address of her ex’s home. She pushed open the door and saw a pair of eyes more beautiful t 17kReads9.4Score2kShelves

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    [The God of Birds Eats][The Gods of Birds Eater][The Gods of Birds Eat] This book!! When the heroine was drunk and lost consciousness, she even reported the address of her ex-boyfriend's home to her assistant. The man opened the door, and the heroine couldn't help but shed tears. "Nian Fengbai, I miss you so much..." The assistant was dumbfounded! Who dares to believe that the man in front of him is actually the best actor...

29. 1579 八 The 1980s: The Plump, Fertile Wife Spoiled by the Fierce Village Bully 八零好孕肥妻，被凶悍村霸宠成宝 Zhouzhou Eats Steamed Buns粥粥吃馒头Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted A fictional era, so don't nitpick the details. Pure romance, devoted couple, rebirth, everyday life, marriage before love. The male lead is genuinely crude and swears like a sailor. The female lead isn't a strong, independent heroine, but a hardworking, clumsy, chubby country girl. (If that's not your thing, don't read.) Ji Chunhua was reborn. At this point, she hadn't yet gone with her stepsister Ji Qin to the matchmaking fair, nor had Ji Qin humiliated and framed her, eventually shoving her in 8.4kReads9.0Score742Shelves

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    The heroine has low self-esteem because of her figure. She was framed by her sister and died in her previous life. Only the hero is willing to save her. After a new life, I married the male protagonist and decided to repay my kindness by doing laundry, cooking and having children.

30. 1580 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 123.3kReads9.7Score13.8kShelves

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    Tomato's top ten sacred books, I think there is no better book than these 10 in Tomato🍅🍅🍅Every writing and plot is first-rate, the first one is read by 5 million people, and the second and third books are read by 3 million people. Don't worry if you read each one, you will not be disappointed😍

31. 1581 我 I'm an Evil Cultivator and Demon Lord. You Want Me to Enter a Horror Game? 我邪道魔头，你让我进诡异游戏？ Mr. Yan, Who Loves Sunflower Chicken爱吃葵花鸡的颜先生Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into a comic series. Go check it out: its title is The Final Evil Cultivator: I Cultivate Immortality in a Haunted Game.] [Comedy + suggestive and cheeky writing + fun-loving protagonist + standout female supporting character] What’s it like to be an evil cultivator in a technologically advanced world where spiritual energy has run dry? Lin Ming can only say: It’s rough! Damn rough! Luckily, the haunted game arrived. It’s full of countless horrors. They are Lin Ming’ 28.3kReads8.4Score2.8kShelves

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    A novel that makes people stop thinking about food and tea! So pretty [admiration]! The unique subject matter and beautiful writing make people want to put it down. However, the deadline for the start of school is approaching, please update as fast as a rocket [send heart] [lick the screen]

32. 1582 人 Other People's Spirit Weapons Are Cold Arms, So What the Heck Is Your Barrett? 人家器灵冷兵器，你巴雷特什么鬼 Lazy Little Assassin摸鱼小刺客Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Gets a Spirit Weapon + Lighthearted Fun + System + Power Fantasy + Barrett + Infinite Ammo + Invincible + Gorgeous School Beauty Pursues Him + She Wants to Pin Me Against the Wall + Gorgeous Heroines] Li Luo transmigrates to a high martial arts world invaded by eerie monsters. Everyone else’s spirit weapons are melee weapons. But his spirit weapon is the ultimate sniper rifle: a Barrett. It comes with two top-tier enchantments: [Infinite Ammo] and [Lifespan Plunder]. The System Shop al 12kReads8.4Score1.5kShelves

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