I'm in a Reading Slump! Give Me Something Fresh, You Dorks! (A Jia-style Rant!) 我书荒了！渣渣！搞点儿有新意的！（嘉式发言！）
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Showbiz: The Happy Superstar and His Hapless Fans 娱乐：快乐巨星和他的冤种观众们
[Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he
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The Immortals and Buddhas Abandoned Earth, So I Created Ten Billion Immortal Emperor Techniques 地球被仙佛抛弃，我创亿万仙帝法
[Subverts the usual tropes] [Long-form simulations, no forced abrupt ends to simulations] [No Female Lead] Zheng Le transmigrates and awakens a Parallel World Simulator, gaining a max-level comprehension talent. In the Age of Declining Dharma, you use your max-level comprehension, combined with modern electromagnetic force, to develop a method of electromagnetic cultivation! You ignite the fire of nuclear fusion within the human body and become a nuclear-blast True Immortal! You cure illnesses!
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I Survived from the Primordial Era to the Journey to the West 我，从洪荒苟到西游
Mu Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an ethereal spirit with no fixed form. He starts out utterly weak, but unexpectedly awakens the Starsea Fishing Choice System. “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a hundred years, you've obtained a replica of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a thousand years, you've become a Taiyi Mystic Immortal!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for ten thousand years, you've attained the rank of Great Luo
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Horror Game: I Get Stronger by Talking Back 恐怖游戏，抬杠我就能变强
[No romance + infinite-flow + jokes and memes + System power fantasy] Cheng Fei transmigrates into a wilderness world and thinks he's doomed, but to his surprise, he's pulled into a horror game. He realizes that these games seem to contain tons of supplies he can use to survive! So he... This book is also known as: "A Mine Owner's Self-Cultivation" "I Went on a Free Shopping Spree in the Dungeon" "I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone" "They Were Already Stupid, So Why Are You Teasing Them?"
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Treasures of China: Dialogues with the Ten Great Emperors from the Start 典藏华夏：开局对话十大皇帝
Jiang Yi transmigrates and becomes the most promising host at the national television network. From the start, he's hosting "Treasures of China" and plans to find actors to portray the great figures of history. Luckily, the System arrives, granting Jiang Yi the power to cross between past and present and speak with historical figures! Li Shimin asks, “If I sign the Treaty of the Wei River with the Turks, will it keep my empire and people safe?” Jiang Yi replies, “Your empire will survive, but yo
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Why Mess With Him? He’s a Hound of the Evil God! 你惹他干嘛？他是邪神走狗啊！
[Fake Villain + Lighthearted + Invincible + Online Game = Maximum Thrills!] After playing a game all night, he suddenly died and transmigrated into the game as a notorious villain. He confesses to the noble duke’s daughter right from the start, only for the duke to decide he wants him dead? He had thought he’d only made one enemy, but when Victor came to his senses, he realized something. Everyone around him wanted him dead. The aloof Valkyrie boss was dead set on taking his head, while the all-
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I Can Reload Infinitely, and See Through Every Hidden Card 我无限回档，洞悉所有底牌
This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to
370.8kReads9.5Score48.4kShelves
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Aren’t You an Evil God? Why Does Seeing Me Lower Your SAN? 不是邪神吗？见我怎么降SAN值
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
156.2kReads9.6Score17.8kShelves
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Call Me Lord Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人
After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became
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Global Class Change: Beastmaster, Lying Low Until the Goddess Breaks 全民转职：御兽师，苟到女神破防
In 2024, the game invaded reality, and the entire world entered the age of class advancement. Countless secret dungeons, forbidden lands, and hidden realms appeared one after another, while gods and demons ran rampant! Once the residents of the homeworld come of age, they can advance into one of thousands of powerful classes. They grow stronger by killing monsters and leveling up. On the day of his class advancement, Lu Li awakened an utterly useless F-rank civilian class: Beast-Monster Postpart
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Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: Invincible from the Start, How Can the Protagonist Compete? 穿书反派，开局无敌，主角怎么拼
Zhao Yang transmigrates into a high-martial-arts novel and becomes its villainous, incompetent emperor? He neglects the government, lets corrupt officials persecute loyal subjects, and drives the people from their homes. Rebellious armies rise up everywhere? Then the fated protagonist appears out of nowhere, is crowned emperor, and sentences Zhao Yang to death in the True Dragon Hall. Just as Zhao Yang thinks he’s about to become nothing more than background for the protagonist, the Strongest Em
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I Cut My Way from Blue Star Through the Ten Thousand Races, and You Want Me to Be a Strategist 我从蓝星砍到万族，你劝我当军师
In a world where everyone awakens supernatural abilities, alien beasts run rampant and civilization teeters on the brink of collapse. Su Yu transmigrates into this world and, from the start, awakens the Myriad Things Encyclopedia System, becoming a tactician. All he has to do is take a photo to grow stronger! [Photographing the campus belle: SSS-rank talent, Ice Age copied successfully!] [Photographing a master: max-level skill, Phantom Steps copied successfully!] [Photographing an alien beast:
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The Villain Chosen by Fate: I Refuse to Break Off the Engagement! 天命反派：我，拒绝退婚！
Jiang Xuan transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a true disciple of an immortal family. When the clan learns of the childhood betrothal his parents arranged for him, they decide that the girl isn't worthy of him and hope he will break off the engagement as soon as possible to protect his reputation. He has also found an Ancient Goddess with a Profound Yin Sacred Body, who is interested in marrying him. If the match succeeds, he will become the Young Clan Leader and gain authority and po
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So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？
[Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha
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Me, a Villainous Demon Cultivator, Became the Light of the Righteous Path? 我，无良魔修，混成正道之光？
[Witty, laugh-out-loud comedy + satisfying wish fulfillment + what even is integrity?] Chu Liang stumbles into a demonic cultivation sect and becomes an evil-path patriarch who specializes in taming beasts. He plans to rob people, steal their treasures and opportunities, and take down the righteous path, but somehow his character keeps veering further and further off course? “I only killed that wicked woman who drained men’s yang to replenish her yin because I wanted her cultivation manual. Why
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Finding All Kinds of Ways to Die in Journey to the West 我在西游花样作死
[Hilarious, shamelessly outrageous, protagonist does whatever he wants] After transmigrating into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang, Su Han activates the “Death-Seeking in Style System.” The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he becomes. Su Han lets loose completely, starting off by eating Tang Monk’s flesh and finding all sorts of creative ways to court death along the journey west. Gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters are all in a panic: “Oh no! Venerable Guanyin has been sealed by
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Are You Kidding? Senior Brother Breaks Through Just by Fishing 疯了吧，大师兄钓个鱼都能突破
From the start, he outran a demon horse and killed a villain in a counterattack, catching the eye of the Sword Emperor Palace Master. Qin Jun then joined the Sword Emperor Palace. But he never expected the God-Level Breakthrough System to be so ridiculously powerful. He tended to the flowers, and broke through... He went fishing, and broke through... In battle, he instinctively used his movement technique to dodge, and broke through... He glanced at a cultivation manual and mastered it... He wen
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Xuanhuan: I’m a Farmer, But You Don’t Want to Mess with Me 玄幻：我农民，但你惹不起
[He doesn’t start out invincible; he has to grow stronger] [New novel: Reborn, and a Little More Ruthless. That’s Reasonable, Right?] [Lighthearted, everyday life, farming, reclaiming land, auspicious ground, keeping a low profile without backing down, raising divine beasts] Li Fan transmigrated. After living nine lives as a farmer, he activated the Super Farmer System. He could gain experience and increase his strength simply by farming. One day, by chance, he punched a monster weighing ten tho
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Honghuang: Tongtian, Your Disciple Is Causing Trouble Again 洪荒：通天！你徒弟又作死
Xiao Yi transmigrates to the Primordial World as one of the first humans, just as he is about to join the Jie Sect. He activates the Ultimate Negative-Energy System. By collecting other people's negative emotions, he can become stronger! From then on, the Primordial World has a Jie Sect senior disciple who spends every day courting disaster. “Master! Senior Brother is causing trouble again! He melted every sword in the Sword Graveyard! He says he's going to make a giant sword!” “Master! Senior B
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Fishing in the Forbidden Zone for Fifty Years: The Saintess Begs Me to Come Out of Seclusion 禁地垂钓五十年，圣女跪求我出山
[Not great at writing blurbs] [Passionate fantasy + tough, body-tempering man + steady cultivation + lighthearted story + no harem + saber cultivator] Qiu Wuji transmigrates to the Xuantian Dao Sect as a body-tempering disciple, only to be falsely accused by the Saintess, stripped of his status as a personal disciple, and sent to guard the tombs in the forbidden grounds. Life that seems to stretch endlessly ahead is dull and meaningless, but fortunately he acquires a fishing System. Every daily
3.8kReads7.9Score330Shelves
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Starting With Shrouding the Heavens, I Conquer All Worlds 从遮天起，横推诸天
In a moment of hesitation, he transmigrates into the world of Shrouding the Heavens and becomes an unparalleled genius of the Ji family. With the System's help, he obtains the complete Nine Secrets. (The System rarely appears.) He sweeps all of Eastern Wasteland, hailed as the person with the greatest hope of becoming an Emperor in this generation. But then a man named Wushi suddenly appears out of nowhere and defeats every opponent. Just after breaking through to the Dao-Slaying realm, he recei
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