Looking for a No-CP Story, Whether It's Cultivation or Post-Apocalyptic, as Long as It's Hilarious 无CP修仙末世文都行，要沙雕的

1. 1 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 5.7kReads9.5Score1.2kShelves

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   1. The sand sculpture text contains too many elements (hot stems, cool stems, old stems, new stems, new stems and brain stems). The full text is 5g surfing and horse-catching literature. 2. All the characters are normal (maybe), except for the heroine, who jumps back and forth between going crazy and being ruined. 3. Lightning protection: The logic of this article is weak, please do not delve into it. The heroine has a Buddhist heart and brain circuit, and she does not seek advancement. She is not a strong career woman (emphasis added). If you like strong female characters, listen to me, now, run!

2. 2 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 11kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
3. 3 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.9kReads9.4Score344Shelves
4. 4 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 11.8kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves
5. 5 暴 After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后，大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈 Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves乘风破浪Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter 923Reads9.3Score173Shelves
6. 6 惊 Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 255Reads8.7Score104Shelves
7. 7 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.5kReads9.1Score603Shelves
8. 8 沙 A Goofball Is Forced Into a Love Rivalry in a Harem Novel 沙雕在万人迷小说被迫开修罗场 Little Bear Afu小熊阿福Modern Romance437k WordsCompleted [Ridiculously Funny + Everyone's Favorite + Love Rivals + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Four Male Leads, Each with a Different Ending] A thick-skinned, compliment-spouting, goofy, straightforward, universally adored heroine with the energy of a hyperactive husky After unexpectedly transmigrating into a harem novel, award-winning actress Su Ke finds herself in a story where the heroine is the nation's sweetheart, and a dazzling movie star, a suave CEO, and a popular puppy-like top-tier sta 416Reads9.1Score100Shelves
9. 9 惊 Unbelievable! I’m Just Coasting Through the Apocalypse 惊呆了！我在天灾末世当咸鱼 Lizi Loves Peaches拐子李喜欢吃桃子Sci-Fi & Apocalypse874k WordsCompleted [Natural disasters + apocalypse + pocket dimension + spiritual spring + strong female lead + feel-good story + no CP] Reborn overnight, Fu Manman swore she would never again let others carve her up like fish on a chopping board! She would rise to power! Unlock a pocket dimension, sell off her property, and stockpile supplies! At first, she only wanted to be a laid-back couch potato in the apocalypse! But somehow, people who didn't know what was good for them kept provoking her! In the end, even 2.2kReads8.7Score193Shelves

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   Fu Manman suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the white ceiling with a horrified look on his face. He got up from the bed and went out of the bedroom, opened the refrigerator and filled half a bottle of ice water before calming down. That kind of burning pain, even in memories and dreams, filled her with fear from the bottom of her heart. Looking at the familiar living room, his heartbeat gradually calmed down. He walked into the study and turned on the computer to open a document called [Supply List]. Looking at the dense four-page supply list, Fu Manman began to enter the names of various items from memory. She was reborn, five months before the end of the world.

10. 10 穿 Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Apocalypse: From the Start, I Became a Cannon-Fodder Rich Girl 穿书末世：开局变身炮灰富萝莉 Half a Mute半个哑巴Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsOngoing [A person inside a book + Apocalypse + Transformed into a little girl + Tycoon + No romance + Massive stockpiling + Focused on building a career + Ridiculous comedy] (Please don't nitpick) After waking up, the straight-laced international mercenary Su Xing finds himself transmigrated into a book he had read, The Domineering Dragon King Takes On the Apocalypse. Transmigrating into a book is one thing, but what the heck is being turned into a six-year-old girl? He, Su Xing, has become Su Xing'er. 851Reads8.9Score131Shelves
11. 11 冰 The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世，我囤积了百亿物资 Sea of Memories记忆的海Sci-Fi & Apocalypse7.3M WordsOngoing Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war 350.8kReads8.7Score21.2kShelves
12. 12 末 Apocalypse: After Stockpiling Trillions' Worth of Supplies, I Start Taking It Easy 末世：囤货千亿后我开始摆烂人生 Thirteen Provinces of Starlight星火十三洲Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Apocalypse + Strong Female Lead + Stockpiling + Space + Lighthouse + No Romance] The apocalypse erupts, and disasters strike one after another: volcanic eruptions, an island nation wiped out, followed by extreme heat, torrential rain, and thick fog… Just when everyone thinks they have escaped the natural disasters, they come under attack from zombies… The world is transformed beyond recognition, and wave after wave of mutated beasts makes even the zombies pale in comparison! Humani 587Reads8.0Score100Shelves
13. 13 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 194.5kReads9.5Score25.3kShelves

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    All of them are free of cp and have scores above nine points, so they are worth a look. It seems like they are all time travel, and they are all dressed up as junior sisters of the sect. Highly recommended!

14. 14 师 Junior Sister, Stop Competing! Our Sect Is Already Invincible 师妹别卷了，我们师门已经无敌了 Delicate and Soft身娇体软Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Silly fun + pampered by the whole group + no romance + invincible] Yu Danlian is eating baby octopus when she accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world. A Foundation Establishment cultivator takes her as a disciple, then dumps her on seven senior brothers who are supposedly just as good-for-nothing as she is. The senior brothers, who have been pretending to be good-for-nothings, are thrilled when their new junior sister turns out to be the real deal. The eldest teaches her Buddhism. T 4.8kReads9.3Score913Shelves
15. 15 全 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了，只有我是穿越的 Li Character Mosquito Coil李字蚊香Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.7kReads9.0Score724Shelves
16. 16 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 211.1kReads9.6Score22.9kShelves
17. 17 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 60.6kReads9.5Score9.8kShelves

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    I can do what you want. There are few emotional scenes, all kinds of crazy comments, all kinds of comedy, all kinds of troubles, all kinds of taunting people!! Made me laugh so hard

18. 18 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 292.5kReads9.6Score30.7kShelves
19. 19 修 Isn't Cultivation Better? Love-Struck Fools, Back Off! 修炼不香吗？恋爱脑退退退！ Turn Around and Dream Back转身梦回Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No CP] [Traditional Xianxia] [Strong Female Lead] [Genius Protagonist] Ling Yaohan was an ordinary girl until she was tested and found to possess all five spiritual roots. From that day on, she stepped onto the path of immortality and began her journey in search of the Dao... In this life, all I seek is the Dao. I will let nothing else distract me. A friendly reminder: This novel has no CP, romance, or ambiguous relationships. 9.8kReads9.1Score976Shelves
20. 20 惊 Shocking! The Little Junior Sister Is Maxed Out, and the Whole Sect Is Stunned 惊！小师妹是满级大佬震惊全宗门 Conan Is My Husband's柯南是我老公的Ancient Romance579k WordsCompleted [Strong female lead + alchemy + cultivation + adored by all + no male lead + a ruthless heroine who doesn’t waste words] In her previous life, Gu Mian had her flesh and bones carved away for her divine bone. But she was lucky enough to survive after being cast into the lower realm. After sleeping for a hundred years, she awoke once more. And then, just to get a meal, she was kidnapped into the Qingyun Sect? Looking at the seven senior brothers before her, Gu Mian felt the pressure weighing on h 205Reads8.7Score108Shelves
21. 21 穿 I Transmigrated into a Clichéd Cultivation World, but I Only Want to Cultivate the Heartless Way 穿到狗血修真界，我只想修无情道 Seven Sevens七个七Ancient Romance437k WordsCompleted How lucky to arrive in the world of cultivation! Why waste time on romance when you could be cultivating? After discovering she was the second female lead in a melodramatic novel, Xiang Wenxin promptly called off her engagement and headed down the mountain. The cultivation world's magnificent landscapes, here I come! If you had to choose a cultivation path in a world obsessed with melodramatic romance, the obvious choice would be the Path of Ruthlessness. This novel has no romance. 866Reads8.8Score104Shelves
22. 22 穿 Reborn as a Nobody, I Cultivate Like Crazy and Leave Them in the Dust 穿成路人甲，我疯狂修炼卷死他们 An Impossible安不可行Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Dual Systems + No Romance + Invincible Protagonist + Not a Saint] After Xu Wan died, she woke up bound to a cultivation System. As she set out on the path of cultivation, she also bound herself to a fortune System. Both Systems belonged to the same headquarters. With the help of her two Systems, Xu Wan cultivated, found treasures, and increased her cultivation even while lying around. As she cultivated, she discovered that she was just a background character. But this time, the background chara 3.1kReads8.6Score354Shelves
23. 23 我 I’m a Menial Disciple with a Sign-In System 我，杂役弟子，有签到系统 My Name Is Cat我叫猫Ancient Romance373k WordsCompleted (No romance + System + transmigration) After transmigrating into a cultivation world, the protagonist plans to focus on cultivating, only to be tested as a good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots and become a menial disciple of a sect. Then, with the help of a sign-in System, they rise to greatness. “Sign in: Chaos Sacred Body.” “Sign in: Imperial-grade cultivation technique...” “Sign in: Divine beast egg...” 5.4kReads8.7Score430Shelves
24. 24 修 Cultivation System: She Signs In Her Way to the Top of the Immortal World 修仙系统：她靠签到逆袭仙界最强 One of the Idlers闲人之一Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [System, beautiful and powerful female lead, unconventional cultivation, multiple worlds collide, no male lead] All the disciples of Jianshi Mountain know that Xia Qinuan, the good-for-nothing cultivator in the medicinal garden, has an incredibly powerful dog named Big Yellow. After watching Big Yellow take down a Nascent Soul cultivator with a single paw, the arrogant male lead starts questioning his whole life: “My talent only comes around once every four thousand years, and I’m still not as g 2.4kReads8.6Score225Shelves
25. 25 女 The Supporting Actress Cultivates Immortality, While the Protagonist Is Sacrificed to Heaven 女配修仙，主角祭天 Long-Tailed Tit长尾山雀呀Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted On the night before becoming the disciple of Immortal Venerable Yanchen, Sang Ying discovered that she was the villainess in a cultivation novel about a master and his disciple! She was the foil to the pure and kind heroine, a delicate white lotus. Not only did she force the male lead to take her as his disciple, she also tried to steal what belonged to the heroine. In the end, she died at the hands of one of the heroine's admirers, and her pure ice spirit root became the catalyst for repairing 7.9kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
26. 26 穿 Transmigrated Into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than Me 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张 Chenchen Little Darling晨晨小宝贝Ancient Romance984k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste 56.9kReads9.3Score7.4kShelves
27. 27 清 The Cool-Hearted Music Cultivator Swings Her Sword and Silences the Entire Cultivation World 清冷乐修一挥剑，反手沉默修仙界 Shen Zhanxing沈占星Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Romance pairing, one-on-one, happy ending, both physically and emotionally faithful, equally powerful] [Statement: This is 100% original. I started writing it on April 1, 2023! Stop copying my opening and stealing my ideas. Have you no shame?] Cool and aloof, perfunctory junior sister × unpredictable half-demon senior brother A genius musician dies during a concert tour and, after death, transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder second female lead in a Mary Sue cultivation romance. 5.3kReads9.1Score759Shelves
28. 28 师 The Master's Beauty Is Alluring, and the Disciples Fight to the Death for Her 师尊娇色倾城，徒弟争夺杀红了眼 Wen Wu温无Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone turns dark x All the disciples chase after their master x A battlefield of romantic rivals x A little goofy x Everyone’s darling x Clear-headed heroine] Wen Qing, a quick transmigration tasker who had traveled through three thousand worlds, took five disciples at the System’s urging so she could complete her final mission. She etched the words “Being a master is a high-risk profession” into her heart and always kept her distance from her disciples. But she could guard her own heart, no 1.3kReads9.1Score277Shelves
29. 29 别 Everyone Else Cultivates, I Take It Easy. When I Meet a Madman, I Go Wild 别人修仙我摆烂，遇到疯批就发癫 Xuan Yu瑄玉Ancient Romance309k WordsCompleted [Mind-reading + transmigrate into a book + hilarious comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have only ever been with each other + redemption + no logic] [Quirky, eccentric, and slightly unhinged funny girl & aloof, deranged villainous master who keeps switching back and forth] Mu Qingrong transmigrates into the novel The Beloved Protagonist's Heaven-Defying Cultivation, Where the Villain Is Sacrificed, which has more than nine thousand chapters. She becomes the cannon-fodder junior sister who d 180Reads8.6Score—Shelves
30. 30 小 My Little Junior Sister’s Gentle Blade Cuts Straight to the Heart 小师妹的温柔刀，刀刀戳人心 Not Your Fairy不是你的仙儿Ancient Romance467k WordsCompleted Fast-paced [Irresistible female heartbreaker / male rivalry / wildly entertaining battle royale and redemption / everyone turns dark / villainous heroine / 1v1 male leads in separate segments] Ling Yu unexpectedly transmigrates into a book, becoming the last descendant of the Mei clan and a demon princess, only to be replaced by a villain and made to live as an immortal sect’s junior sister. Her secretly adored master runs a sword through her heart. Her beloved senior brother cruelly rips out he 92Reads8.9Score—Shelves
31. 31 小 The Junior Sister Leads the Entire Sect to Become Villains 小师妹她带着全宗门当反派 Yu TanKoi遇檀KoiAncient Romance585k WordsCompleted Yu Shuangshuang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of admirers. Every named male supporting character in the book was one of the female lead’s fish. She, on the other hand, was a cannon-fodder supporting character. In the future, one of the female lead’s suitors would kill her just to curry favor with the heroine… Yu Shuangshuang: “…” She decided it would be best to lie low in a small sect and quietly grow stronger. But every single person in the sect was a genius, and every one of 3.2kReads9.1Score456Shelves
32. 32 重 Reborn: The Beloved Peerless Phoenix 重生：团宠之绝世凰女 A Little Xu一只小徐Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted One day, she was ambushed by her younger sister, Yu Liuli, and died at her own coronation. Later, she learned that her sister’s assassination attempt had actually been a way of protecting her. What kind of bizarre plot was this? And then things got even more unbelievable: her mischievous little sister had transmigrated into a book from the modern world? Her sister: [sniffling] Big sis, don't look at me! I won't tell you the plot! But who could have guessed that, trapped in the lower realm, she w 131Reads8.8Score—Shelves
33. 33 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 31.4kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
34. 34 末 Apocalypse Rebirth: Farming and Stockpiling Food with My Best Friend 末世重生：和闺蜜的种田囤粮日常 The River Flows On as the Sun Sets江水落日尽Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsOngoing [Natural disasters + Apocalypse + strong female lead + supernatural abilities + pets + reborn + pocket dimension + stockpiling food + gourmet dishes + no romance] [Loads of adorable animals + everyday life at first, then war and fantasy + unnatural disasters] [A slow-burn, growth-oriented heroine. Please go easy on her!] [The author is extremely patriotic] Lin Miao spent ten years barely surviving in the Apocalypse. She thought she could ride out the disasters in a shelter, but just a few months 5.1kReads9.3Score593Shelves
35. 35 惊 What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！ Didi Yuan迪迪圆Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The 2.3kReads9.3Score463Shelves

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    It's finished, it's really awesome

36. 36 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 120.6kReads9.7Score13.7kShelves

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    Oops, isn't this right? I have two books here, both from the entertainment industry.

37. 37 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.5kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
38. 38 别 While Others Cultivate Immortality, I Cultivate My Fate. Even the Heroine Can't Outlast Me 别人修仙我修命，女主也没我命硬 Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a book, cultivation, strong female lead, System, fire spiritual root, no romance] Chu Luo transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds herself to a Destiny System, starting off with her luck reduced by 9,999 points. It turns out that she and her twin sister share the fate of twin flowers on a single stem. All of Chu Luo's luck has been drained by her elder sister, the heroine of the original novel. Worse, her own family wants to kill her outright so the heroine can becom 8.1kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves

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    These articles about cultivating immortals without cp are wonderfully written, and the content is exciting and ups and downs. The content of each story is exciting, and the plot is compact and not procrastinating. The heroine has a strong character, has very upright views, is not a saint, is smart and wise, is not a fool, and is not sweet. Be decisive and not sloppy in doing things, and live a wonderful life in every world.

39. 39 满 The Whole Sect Is Crazy, Ridiculous, and Cultivates Immortality 满门疯癫沙雕修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance205k WordsCompleted [Wacky daily life + Cultivation + No romance + Pampered by everyone] Ye Sheng has lived three lives. In her first, she was struck dead while undergoing tribulation. In her second, she died by accident in the modern world. In her third, she finally transmigrated to a Cultivation world again. She thought things would be just like her first life, an ordinary Cultivation existence, but she never expected her entire sect to be full of oddballs. Her master is a fat man who can't be bothered with anyth 123Reads8.3Score—Shelves
40. 40 自 I Slack Off but Tell Others to Work Hard: The Hilarious Junior Sister Reforms the Cultivation World 自己摆烂劝人卷，沙雕小师妹整顿修仙界 Miss A Li阿狸小姐姐Ancient Romance336k WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + goofy humor + no romance + wish fulfillment + laid-back genius heroine + progression fantasy] When Jiang Xingmeng was twelve, she awakened the memories of her past life and realized with horror that she'd become the vicious female villain in a beloved-by-everyone cultivation novel, doomed to die pierced by ten thousand arrows. Jiang Xingmeng: “???” At that moment, she was at the sect selection ceremony, already stepping toward the sect she'd belonged to in the original sto 489Reads8.2Score103Shelves
41. 41 不 I Kept Throwing Shade and Became the Strongest in the Cultivation World 不断阴阳怪气，我成了修真界第一 Three Nine, Clueless三九不知所谓Ancient Romance200k WordsOngoing Strong heroine + genuinely snarky + cutthroat competition + everyone is obsessed with her + the greatest cultivator in the cultivation world + short-tempered Qin Yun transmigrated into a book and became the sect's second senior sister. Well, she'd been a corporate drone in her last life, and after experiencing life as this second senior sister, she realized it was even tougher than before. Her unreliable eldest senior brother was a hopeless romantic, thinking every day about getting lovey-dovey 14Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    It has to be this!!! I recommend you come and see it if you are tired.

42. 42 重 Reborn with a Stockpile: The Big Shot Takes Out the Trash in the Apocalypse 重生囤货，大佬她在末世收垃圾 Please Don't Add Cilantro千万别放香菜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse264k WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + No Romance + System Space + Seriously Overpowered Golden Finger + Strong Female Lead + Special Abilities + Stockpiling + A Touch of Cosmic Horror] Meng Songlan struggled to survive in the apocalypse for more than a decade before dying in a tide of zombies. When she opened her eyes again, she was back at the scene of her whole family pressuring her to marry, just before the apocalypse. This time, she was done clinging to so-called family ties. When her entire family crowded around M 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There is no CP in the end of the world, and the female protagonist has a ceiling of human combat power in the later period.

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