Funny Cultivation Stories 修仙搞笑文

1. 1 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 302.4kReads9.6Score33.7kShelves

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   This is the first book I have the patience to read. It is very beautiful. The descriptions of the characters are very vivid, and the images are particularly vivid. Everyone has a different personality. I really like Xiao Zizi and Third Senior Brother!!!

2. 2 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 215.7kReads9.6Score23.3kShelves
3. 3 三 Three Treasures Protect Their Dad, All Heavens Stand Aside 三宝护爹，诸天退散 Little Fox Lili小狐黎黎Eastern Fantasy219k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the cultivation world, I found that everyone devoted themselves to the ruthless Dao, fighting and killing for power and snatching every opportunity. I alone went against the grain. I didn't cultivate the ruthless Dao. I only cultivated the Iron Shirt of Protecting My Kids. I focused on the simple pleasures of everyday life, washing my hands to make soup and devoting myself to raising three toddlers, all three years old. The sect cultivators couldn't understand me. They —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I dug out a super fun and funny article about cultivating immortals ✨ "Three Treasures Protect Dad, All Heavens Retreat" A good-for-nothing dad traveled through the world of cultivating immortals and unexpectedly gave birth to adorable triplets! The three little guys are all extremely talented, and they are very funny every day. While they are cheating on their dad, they are all protecting their dad, and they beat the big guys to the point where they disperse~ The counterattack of cultivating immortals + raising cute babies + hilarious daily life, the rhythm is relaxed and satisfying, the laugh points are dense and not embarrassing, the more you catch up, the better! If Baozi likes lighthearted and funny fairy tales, don't miss this potential book!

4. 4 修 Cultivating in the Pregnancy Sect 修炼在怀孕宗 Little Rabbit Who Eats Carrots吃胡萝卜的小兔Eastern Fantasy143k WordsCompleted Yin Chuji, an Outer Sect Disciple of Huanyun Sect, failed at Foundation Establishment sixty-five times. After tearing his muscles and shattering his meridians, he forged an “Acquired Chaos Meridian.” Just as he was about to be sent off as a cultivation furnace at twenty-five, he turned around and suppressed the spiritual power of a genius female cultivator, successfully establishing his foundation on the spot! 273Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Highly recommended! This one 📖! [Funny Cultivation × Sand Sculpture] The furnace is actually me? Suppress the female cultivator with your backhand and build the foundation! Yin Chuji, a famous "difficulty in foundation building" of the Huanyun Sect, failed 65 times, and all his veins were broken into pieces to become the useless divine vein "Acquired Chaos Vein"! Seeing that the age of 25 was approaching and he was about to be sent to be used as a cauldron, in a desperate situation, he suppressed the spiritual power of the talented female cultivator and successfully built the foundation on the spot! See how the "waste" uses the "Chaos Vein" to play in the world of immortality, and start an alternative path to immortality in the "Pregnancy Sect"!

5. 5 我 I Opened a Labor Agency in an Immortal Sect 我在仙宗开劳务公司 Big Toad大癞蛤蟆Eastern Fantasy339k WordsCompleted Li Xiu, a human resources graduate from a 985 university, transmigrates to the cultivation world and discovers that there are no employment contracts here! Watching rogue cultivators get exploited by sects until they fail their tribulations, his eyes light up. Fellow Daoists, want to switch jobs? Want five types of insurance and a housing fund? Want paid leave for your tribulation? Join my company! Sign up and get a Foundation Establishment Pill. Refer a friend and earn a low-grade spirit stone! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Oops, this is interesting to watch.

6. 6 栖 The Rosy Cloud Sect's Guide to Surviving Debt 栖霞宗欠债求生指南 September White Blossom九月花白Eastern Fantasy218k WordsCompleted The moment he opens his eyes, Xiao Yu goes from the hell of writing a thesis to a world of cultivation. He starts out riding on an ox cart, working as a dishwasher, while his sect is so poor it's nearly bankrupt! Qixia Sect is a cultivation sect with a rather unusual style: the senior brother is a bookkeeper, the second senior sister chases people for their water bills, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day, and the fourth senior sister? She moonlights with the Embroidered Unifo 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Then this book is fine [laughing and crying] [Read carefully] The Immortal Cultivation Sect is so poor that it is bankrupt and relies on its disciples to make money to survive. Thesis Hell → The Immortal Cultivation World, the workman Xiao Yu starts in hell: 💥 The sect has a weird setting - the eldest brother works part-time as an accountant to settle accounts, the second senior sister is a professional accountant for water charges, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day to put on a "fireworks show", the fourth senior sister is even more amazing, and the Jin Yiwei investigates murder cases to make extra money... 🌚Xin Yu's identity: dishwasher! Poor foundation and bad qualifications? It doesn't matter, save the Zongmen Inn from bankruptcy first! The account book is in deficit, the senior sister handed over the "Bowl Examination Curse", and the kitchen is still smoking like crazy... From the bombing of the Shura field in the kitchen to the Jinyiwei investigation copy, the Qixia Sect's daily life of surviving in debt is crazy and exciting. There is a suspenseful undercurrent hidden in the comedy. The pursuit is more like opening a blind box, and you can't stop at all! For those who like anti-routine cultivating immortals and sects making money through comedy, let's see how a poor sect changes its fate against the odds and how Xiao Yu counterattacks as a dishwasher✨ #xiuxianwen #anti-routine zongmen # funny money-making literature #

7. 7 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.9kReads8.6Score670Shelves

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   In the middle of the night, I laughed out loud [laughing and crying] The sixth mortal has inherited the inheritance of immortality. He got up and started the journey of immortality from the city. There are frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking. Everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate. [Like] Explore the growth type. It is not brainless. It is cool to abide by the law and familiarize yourself with the rules, and then kill decisively.

8. 8 小 The Little Junior Sister Guards Her Snacks: Mess With Her and She’ll Smack You with a Brick 小师妹护食，惹她就拿板砖拍你 Nangong Yunan南宫云雁Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Personal space + adored by everyone + no romance + silly junior sister] The village was in such dire straits that its nine residents couldn’t even afford a meal. To save the eight old-timers in the village, Jiang Xiaoxiao set out alone to find a way forward. What!!!!!!!! The worthless rock no one wanted in my family is actually a premium spirit stone? Seriously? And the wild plants and herbs growing all over our village are premium spirit herbs? Jiang Xiaoxiao suspected that the old folks in he 18.8kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

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   🍀🍀🍀This is a good-looking, very funny, refreshing and powerful fairy tale. It is very enjoyable to read. It is easy and funny. The extra chapters, especially the one about the devil, are the funniest. The heroine is a real foodie and has super strength. She has eaten all the mythical beasts in the village, but she feels that the village is too poor.

9. 9 我 I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者 Evergreen Greens长青菜菜Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. … 2.3kReads—Score126Shelves

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   This book is very good

10. 10 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 463Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    Chinese-style succubi shocked the world of immortality, red cultivators paid tribute to the martyrs, old men everywhere gathered together to meet Chinese-style succubus, all kinds of genius operations, not brainless, not subdued, not holy, not aggrieved.

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