Everyone, I’m Out of Books. Any Novels That’ll Make Me Laugh Until I Cry at 2 A.M.? 家人们,我书荒了,有没有什么能半夜笑哭我的书啊
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Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间!
Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive.
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Hilarious Transmigration: Her Majesty the Empress Is Only Three and a Half 爆笑穿越:皇后娘娘她三岁半
When Tang Qingzhu wakes up, she has transmigrated into the body of a three-year-old girl. She hears that she’s the daughter of the prime minister, with five older brothers and one younger brother. Since she’s the only girl in the entire clan, the Tang family holds a clan gathering after her birth and decides on one thing: “Dote on Tang Qingzhu. Spoil her rotten.” When the royal family hears that a daughter has been born in the prime minister’s household, they immediately issue an edict reserving
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Hilarious Adorable Consort: That Prince Is Such a Rascal 爆笑萌妃:那个王爷坏得很
Su Xiaoning, a homebody from the twenty-first century, transmigrates and becomes the only legitimate daughter of a marquis's household. She has no wicked stepmother above her, no difficult servants below her, and she's even married to the most handsome and wealthy prince in the court. That's pretty much the pinnacle of life, so she rolls up her sleeves and settles into a leisurely existence of eating her fill and waiting to die... Rumor has it that the Su family's legitimate daughter is a prodig
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Oh No! The Funny Girl Transmigrates Into a Book and Everyone Turns Into a Goofball 疯了!搞笑女穿书后大家都变沙雕
[Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to
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Picking on People Is Not Okay 欺负人可不行
Multiple protagonists. None of them is perfect, but neither is anyone irredeemably evil. Read the blurb before you start so you don’t waste your time. The writing isn’t great, and I can’t do anything to improve it! If you want fine prose, I recommend Cao Xueqin or the winners of the Mao Dun Literature Prize. This is a free platform, so let’s not make things difficult for each other! You can leave whatever comments you like, I don’t care. But if you could simply not read it and still give it a lo
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The 1980s Space: The Cultivating Chubby Wife of a Possessive Lu Shao 八零空间:偏执陆少的修仙肥妻
(Strong Male and Female Leads + Sweet Romance + Spatial Powers + Cultivation) When Feng Qing woke up, she found herself in the 1980s, in the body of a poor village girl who was overweight and dark-skinned, and constantly bullied and beaten by her stepmother. Since she was here, she might as well make the best of it. As a mighty cultivator, she refused to believe she couldn't make a living in this little mountain village. She could lose some weight, make some money, and refine some pills. Life wa
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I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我,却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔
[A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this
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I've Cultivated to Level 9,999, but the Ancestor Is Only Level 100 修炼9999级了,老祖才100级
The dog he raised turned out to be a Demon Venerable, sweeping across the demon world. The koi in his pond all leaped over the Dragon Gate and transformed into mighty dragons of the Nine Heavens? The little beggar he took in became an emperor with a casual touch of his finger? Ye Qingyun was at a loss for words. After being trapped deep in the mountains for a full ten years, he finally ventured beyond them, only to discover that he was an unparalleled expert?
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A Blind Box Opens into a Miniature World 盲盒开出微型世界
The blind box Wang Hui buys on a whim unexpectedly contains a miniature world! A few crumbs of bread can help a tiny tribe survive the winter, while a single soda can can fully arm an army of tens of thousands of miniatures... The tiny humans regard him as a god descended from the heavens! Even better, the blind boxes Wang Hui buys afterward yield a second, third, and many more miniature worlds! He can even connect these miniature worlds and watch different civilizations collide! “With countless
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Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄,恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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I Must Be Seeing Things: My Best Friend Turned into a Vengeful Ghost 起猛了,看到闺蜜变厉鬼了
[Just started, so the rating will rise. Feel free to dive in!] [Strong female lead + comedy + modern fantasy + multiple versions of the male lead] When she woke up, Yun Jian Yue discovered that her best friend had croaked and become a headless vengeful ghost. Yun Jian Yue: I must've woken up too early. I'll go back to sleep. Best friend: … Yun Jian Yue took her friend to get revenge on the scumbag, but a more powerful vengeful ghost showed up halfway through and stole the target. Yun Jian Yue ra
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The Doctor’s Road to Officialdom 医路官途
After graduating from university, genius Chinese medicine doctor Ling You returned to his village to observe three years of mourning for his late grandfather. He also inherited the clinic his grandfather had run, Sānqītáng. Then one day, the arrival of a group of powerful figures changed his life. He had planned to spend his life practicing medicine, but after enduring a series of harsh realities, he came to understand that an ordinary doctor treats people, while a great doctor treats the nation
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧?
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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One Person and One Fox from the Start, Gear Picked Up Along the Way 开局一人一只狐,装备全靠捡
[Beast Taming] + [Passionate action] + [Evolution paths] + [Single heroine] + [A little angst at the beginning] Lin Yun transmigrated to a Beast Taming world and awakened the strongest SSS-rank talent: the ability to see hidden evolution paths for pets. Before long, a young man set out from a small town with his pets. A white fox, able to manipulate the time of all living things around it at will, sailing through the river of time. A steel behemoth, as huge as an island, walking across the deser
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My Ice-Cold Childhood Friend Is Surprisingly Jealous 我冷若冰霜的青梅竟然爱吃醋
[Youth · Everyday Life · Slow-Paced · Heartwarming · One Heroine · School] This book is also known as "Who Is the Immortal in the Moon?" Who is the immortal in the moon? Sleeves raised lightly, apart from the mortal world. They say the mortal world is full of splendid years: a pair of butterflies dancing gracefully. A cool and aloof childhood sweetheart, An elegant heiress, A handsome brother who would risk his life for him... Chen Yifei is about to start university, but he has no idea what kind
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The Outcast: I’m the Strongest Hairstylist! 一人之下:我乃最强发型师!
I am Lu Wuwei, Wuwei as in “nothing is beyond my doing”! I'm no assassin. I'm just a hairstylist, the strongest hairstylist in the world of extraordinary people! I have a talent for crafting magical weapons, and I studied for years at the Kunlun Sword Immortal Sect. While there, I even created an astonishing, peerless school of my own: the Immortal-Cutting Sect! Not only am I exceptionally gifted, I also possess the Seven template System. The more hairstyles I give people, the stronger I become!
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My Proactive, Tsundere Girlfriend 我的主动傲娇女友
“Can you cure me?” “If I can, you’ll spend the rest of your life repaying me. If I can’t, I’ll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.” “??” Isn’t that just shameless? Still, Lu Chen felt helpless in the face of this kind of shamelessness. This is a story of friendship and love, and of two people healing each other.
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Pokemon: The Bonded Sage 神奇宝贝之羁绊大圣
Original title: Pokemon: The Super Trainer Garlic toad, water-spitting turtle, fire-breathing lizard? When I heard those familiar names, when I heard a boy shout, “Let go of that male Gardevoir! Let me handle this!” when I saw the old man upstairs scolding Squirtle, calling it a little bastard every other word, when I saw Garchomp having a friendly exchange with a group of Pansage, when I had a friend who was obsessed with Jynx’s looks… Ye Qing knew that this world was no longer simple!
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Elves: With Champion Parents, I Also Have a System 精灵,天王父母的我还有个系统
“Xiaoran, why don’t you focus on ice types? That way, you can inherit my title as the Ice-type Champion!” Zhou Xueqi said earnestly. “Xiaoran, don’t listen to your mom. Dragon types are obviously more impressive!” Gu Qianshan said disdainfully. When a transmigrator gets Champion parents, he thinks he’s already reached the pinnacle of life. But what’s that sign-in System in his head for? A fun, feel-good story with one female lead or no female lead,
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The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书
[Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju
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The Whole Family Devours Gossip After Hearing the Little Dumpling’s Thoughts 奶团子被读心后,全家吃瓜吃撑了
[Mind Reading + Gossip System + Beloved by All + Feel-Good Story + Pocket Dimension + Hilariously Unhinged] Luo Ranran, a 500-year-old ginseng spirit, still couldn't cultivate a human form. Since she loved gossip, she spent every day eavesdropping on heavenly gossip, earning herself the nickname “walking gossip expert.” The Old Lord of the Southern Pole was at his wits' end, so he reluctantly (and briskly) kicked the little ginseng spirit down to the mortal realm. The little ginseng spirit becam
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She's Got Gossip by the Wholesale, and One Wrong Word Gets the Whole Family Exposed! 她的瓜是批发,一言不合曝全家!
[Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's
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After 99 Gossip Sessions, My TikTok Became the Internet's Biggest Gossip Farm 吃瓜99次,我抖音是全网瓜田
(Entertainment industry + short videos + all kinds of scandalous gossip + episodic stories + wealthy families + the male lead had it all planned from the start) After awakening, the pretty good-for-nothing heiress Xu Zi received a reward: the Gossip System, Bitter Tea. Bitter Tea always gets her the first bite of piping-hot, freshly verified gossip. As it turns out... A tough guy with a henpecked-husband persona is actually a total dud! A young heartthrob who claims to be single is actually marr
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Bound to the Gossip System, I Can’t Stop Digging for Dirt 绑定吃瓜系统,我吃瓜不停歇
[Gossip System + entertainment industry + adored by all beasts + chaotic, shameless antics] Breaking news! Qin Wushuang, sect leader of the Beast Taming Sect, transmigrated into a book after saving the world, becoming a second-tier actress hated by the entire internet. Her identity as an adopted daughter was exposed, and her adoptive father’s family tried to pin all the blame on her. So she publicly cut ties with them. She didn’t care what her life used to be like. From now on, she was in charge
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I'm the Real Heiress, and I Read the On-Screen Comments for Gossip 我,真千金,头顶弹幕吃瓜怎么了
(Gossip System + Male Rivals Competing + Whole Family Can Read Minds + Punishing Scumbags + Whole Family Regrets It Too Late + Family's Darling) The night before Jiang Zhuizhui was reunited with her birth parents, she awakened a Gossip System. She was useless at everything, so it put the gossip into on-screen comments above her head, ranking it number one. System: [You're the real heiress, but you're lazy, gluttonous, and have no ambition. Your family looks down on you, and in the future, your a
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Hilarious! After the Dark Moonlight Beauty Took Her Child Cultivating Immortality, the Six Realms Bowed 爆笑!黑月光带崽修仙后,六界皆跪
The Goddess Ji Liuyu awakens unexpectedly on her wedding day and discovers she's a vicious supporting character about to be sacrificed to heaven. The insipid white lotus she can't stand is the treasured beloved of the powerful figures of the Six Realms, the heroine adored by everyone. In the end, the heroine's pack of suitors will kill Ji Liuyu until not even her ashes remain. Faced with this idiotic plot, Ji Liuyu laughs. “Is it because I don't get angry that you all think I'm an idiot?” She p
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After Dying Suddenly, She Woke Up in a Madman's Bed 猝死后,她醒在疯批的床上
[Hilarious + thrilling + younger, possessive love interest + sweet romance + world-hopping] A survival-minded, overworked programmer versus the program she created: it looks frail and harmless, but is actually a deranged menace with no bottom line. Because of a bug, Xia Yan accidentally ends up inside the dating-sim game she made. To stay alive, she has no choice but to travel through one instance after another, fooling and sweet-talking the villains into becoming good people. But as Xia Yan joi
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Hilarious Little Fox Consort: Come Into My Arms, Good Girl 爆笑小狐妃:乖,到本王怀里来
[Transmigration + fantasy] [Everyone’s darling + super sweet, no angst] [The heroine can be sweet, cool, or alluring] What is happening to my life?! She took a driverless bus and somehow transmigrated? She could accept becoming a fox, but she just had to fall into the icy arms of a golden-eyed man. “Should I eat the little thing raw or cooked?” the golden-eyed man teased. Terrified, she desperately looked for a chance to escape. On her first attempt, she was struck by lightning. On her second, a
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The Hilarious, Adorable Consort Refuses to Have a Baby 爆笑萌妃拒生蛋
The moment she transmigrated, she landed right on the Snake King’s head. Could her luck get any worse? “Mother, Father says he was wrong. Please take him back. He can do the laundry, cook, and have little snakes.” “Fine. Let him give birth to them himself.” Let’s see how he manages that alone. It’s not as if he’s both male and female. “Okay!” The little dumpling excitedly ran over to his father. “Father, Mother said she’s willing to have little snakes with you.” Pfft! She never said that! That w
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The Truth Is Out! I Secretly Had a Baby with That Crazy Jerk 摊牌了!我偷生了疯批冤种的崽
A sickly, unhinged beauty of a male lead + a dramatic white-lotus female lead + a fierce yet adorable green-tea baby + swoony, hilarious, sweet romance A young lady from a prominent family was switched at birth. After her half-sister plots against her, she gives birth to a child out of wedlock. Shen Baiqian transmigrates into this mess, ready to unleash her golden finger, crush scoundrels, make a fortune, and live life to the fullest. The old man she casually picks up turns out to be a divine g
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Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗
[A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can'
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