No Romance, Just the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until You’re Shaking (I’m Hard to Make Laugh) 无CP,要笑到浑身抽搐的那种(本人笑点高)。
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Transmigrated as a Fake Heiress? Your Systems Belong to Me! 穿成假千金?你们的系统归我了!
[Female Lead POV]| [Everyone Has a System]| [Book Transmigration]| [Comedy]| [Female Side Character]| [Mystery]| [No Romance]| [Everyone Is Drawn to Her] Half-awake, standing in a completely unfamiliar place, Shen Suining finally accepted that she had transmigrated into a book. Of all the roles she could have gotten, why did she have to become the villainess, a cannon-fodder fake heiress? If the plot followed the book, Shen Suining would be cut to pieces and doomed beyond redemption. At a loss f
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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I Told You I'm a Ghost, So Isn't It Only Natural I'm Stronger? 都说了我是鬼了,强点不是应该的
[No CP] The rating is a little low right now, but it'll go up later (:3) Pei Shijing found a little girl deep in the mountains and brought her home as his younger sister. But nobody told him that his new sister would be so formidable. She was either catching ghosts or chasing them down. Worse, she was a little demon with a mind of her own, and she nearly drove him crazy enough to list her for sale on a certain marketplace. He left the listing up for just a few seconds, and someone actually bough
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This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild! 糊咖摘除恋爱脑后,全网迷疯了!
[Dual Male Leads, One-on-One Sweet Romance + Goofy Humor + Meme References + Unhinged Antics + Variety Show Livestream] [Rebellious Bottom + Tycoon Heir Top] While delivering takeout from the capital to Antarctica, Xu Su accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a talentless, universally reviled lovesick fool, saddled with 50 million in debt and no way out. Xu Su laughs in exasperation. “I have a ‘fuck this shit’ I don’t know whether I should say or not!” The very next second, he’s forc
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A Goose and a Villain Walk Onto a Marriage Reality Show—Cue the Chaos! 大鹅和反派上婚综后,嘎嘎精彩!
[Dual male leads, 1v1 ABO, both virgins, hilarious, sweet, and satisfying] Xu Wang was a notorious village bully, and lately he'd fallen in love with a novel. It was one of those ABO stories, but that wasn't important. What mattered was that the villain was so ridiculously his type! Xu Wang was so excited he didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night. But when he woke up again, he found himself standing outside a registration office. Confused, he glanced at the little booklet in his hand.
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Dating Show Chaos: Going Unhinged Made Me a Star! 恋综修罗场,我让癫学成为顶流!
Complete [Two Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Both Pure + Hilarious Dating Show + Comedy, Sweet Romance, Power Fantasy] Shen Ting wakes up to discover he’s transmigrated into a melodramatic entertainment-industry novel he’d just been reading before bed. He hasn’t become the male lead, either the top or the bottom, or even the third male lead. He’s the younger brother of the third male lead, a low-ranking cannon-fodder character. Shen Ting is at a loss. Watching his brother eagerly prepare to b
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A College Student Accidentally Joins a Dating Show, and the Whole Internet Cracks Up 大学生误入恋综后,全网笑喷了
[Has a Couple: Unhinged College Student Song Zhi and Alluring Metaphysics Master Wen Jinrang] College student Song Zhi wakes up to discover that she's entered a melodramatic romance-reality-show novel as the "crazy female supporting character" mocked by the entire internet. Song Zhi: So? You call this crazy? It's time to show you what a college student can really do! While everyone else flirts on the show, she goes wild: abducting a beautiful female guest, climbing a tree in the middle of the ni
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
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Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游:姐拉三大反骨仔天天反
[Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those
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Back on the Road to Officialdom 重回仕途
In today's political arena, who will rise and who will fall? The protagonist, Hao Tianming, was just an ordinary laid-off worker. By a stroke of luck, he met a fortune-teller who told him he would become an official and marry a beautiful woman from his own city. Hao Tianming told a friend, who said there was no way he'd become an official, though marrying a beautiful woman from their city seemed entirely possible. So Hao Tianming posted a marriage ad online, and the search brought him together w
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The Days the Five of Us Became Saviors of the World 我们五个一起当救世主的日子
[Ensemble cast · childhood friends · five people sharing one body · serious core · comedic style · happy ending · no romance. Not a brainless power fantasy: childhood friends with very different personalities constantly rescuing and sabotaging one another] That year, as the apricot blossoms fell in the drizzle, you told me “Holy crap! Six types of insurance, two housing funds, weekends off, and a six-figure base salary!?” Then the five of us were kidnapped to another world and forced to start wo
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After My Spiritual Root Was Stolen, the Villainous Group Took Me In 被挖灵根后,我被反派团捡走了
[Transmigrate-into-a-book body double + no romance + satisfying growth story + sect regrets too late] After transmigrating into a book, Sang Yao learns she's a disposable stand-in in a story about the unattainable ideal beauty. The ideal beauty is adored by everyone; Sang Yao is hated by everyone. The ideal beauty has countless admirers; Sang Yao has countless people hunting her. The ideal beauty is sweet and gentle; Sang Yao is just herself. To make matters worse, as soon as she transmigrated i
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I've Become the Villains' Master, How Could I Be a Good Person? 我都成反派们师父了,能是好人?
The animated series is now available. Search for “I Became the Villains' Master, So How Could I Be a Good Person?” [No Romance + Strong Female Lead + Ensemble Cast of Villains with a Few Screws Loose] “This master will shelter you from wind and rain, but don't ask where the wind and rain came from.” The villain, badly wounded after being defeated by the protagonists, cries out, “Stop standing around and save me!” “Maybe you shouldn't have slacked off in your training. You can't even beat a bunch
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This Rich Sibling Bond Is Wild: Little Sis Is an Absolute Legend 离谱豪门兄妹情,小妹天秀可还行
[No romance + silly, illogical comedy + variety show + three older brothers and one younger brother + loving enemies + past-life elements, avoid if that bothers you] After her startup failed, a wealthy heiress was dumped by her third brother onto a rural variety show. At first, viewers said: “I can’t stand these pampered rich girls.” Later, they said: “Holy crap! You’re a rich heiress who can operate an excavator? That’s just ridiculous. I hereby dub you Shen Ridiculous.” In the end, they realiz
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Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃
Uncle, Don’t Run
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Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步
Sir, Please Wait
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The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿
The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law
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The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿
The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law
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She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣
She Wore a Red Wedding Dress
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A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣
A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall
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Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月
Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond
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Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门,姐在城寨当女王
Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路,春意盎然哪!
[Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing
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Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝
If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has
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Hey, Classmate, That's Enough! The School Rules Can't Take Any More 同学,快收手吧!校规真写不下了
[Lighthearted comedy + internet memes + satisfying power fantasy] Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a college student. Just then, a livestream show called Campus Watch begins filming at his school. From then on, the school gets a whole lot of outrageous rules. School rule: Using a bedsheet as a parachute is prohibited. School rule: Secretly testing blood types in biology class is prohibited. (A student tested a classmate’s blood type, discovered they weren’t related, and the
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘
[Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co
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Don't Mess With Her, or She'll Make You Cry for Your Mama 别惹她,她发起疯来让你哭着喊妈
[Unhinged antics + meme jokes + showbiz + dating reality show] Jiang Wang transmigrates into a novel called The Purehearted Girl Turns Up the Heat, only to be sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. What a brutal start! Her dad doesn't care, her mom doesn't love her, she's a little broke, and someone even dumps her! No matter! What doesn't kill her will only make her even more deranged! When her sleazy ex and her younger sister gang up on her, she slaps them back: Come on, let's see what
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After I Died, I Passed the Civil Service Exam in the Underworld 死后,我在地府考上了编制
After dying unexpectedly, Mi Yun becomes an underworld gig worker assigned exclusively to help immortals endure their trials. She invades one mortal world after another, helping immortals of every kind get through trials of love and calamities. Once she earns enough merit, she can live again. She thought it would be an easy job, but who knew the immortals descending to the mortal realm would all be such oddballs? Embarrassing mishaps happen every day. These trial games are way too hard! A lighth
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Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们,你收集古人啊
[Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M
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The Spirited Cultivation Journey of a Charming Junior Sister 俏师妹的欢脱修仙路
(Single heroine + everyone’s favorite + no romance + transmigration to another world + a touch of angst + goofy humor + strong female lead + twists) In the novel, the senior brothers and sisters are all stepping stones for the heroine, and each one dies more horribly than the last. I packed my things in the middle of the night and prepared to run. Who’d want to act out this awful script? Then Fourth Senior Brother found me and took me home. Eldest Senior Brother put a handful of peeled chestnuts
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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With the City God’s Seal in Hand, Lady Song Dares to Rule on Any Case 手持城隍印,宋大人她啥案都敢断
[Mystery solving + slight horror + ensemble cast + reinforcements later] The Song family scrimped and saved to help Song Zi’an secure an official post, but he disappeared just before taking it up. Song Zheng, who came back from the dead through connections, decides to take his brother’s place. Being an official can’t be that hard. But when she arrives, she discovers that the posting is in a harsh place, full of all kinds of people, where the locals are both poor and unruly. The county office is
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Don't Get Too Fancy, the Game Is About to Invade 嫑高级,游戏都要入侵了
[Game Invasion + No Romance + Search, Fight, Loot, Escape + Cultivation Game + Multiple Secret Identities + Two Male Leads in the Background] Chen Yunling opened a book about two male leads, hoping for some fun. Then she saw the names: “Isn’t that my brother’s name!? My actual brother!” The more she read, the more shocking it became. Everything matched the events in the book. In the story, she married Gao Shaotang and got pregnant, then served as a human shield for those two shameless men while
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Global Raft Survival: I Start with a Ghost Ship Robbery 全球木筏求生:我开局幽灵船打劫
[Decisive heroine + exploration and treasure hunting + stockpiling food + island raids + small team + multiple professions + face-slapping thrills. The heroine dominates both the underworld and the legitimate world, and stays at the top of the rankings year-round. Romance included, with a chef as the male lead.] The moment Ling Chu opened her eyes, she found herself inside a survival game where everyone lived on rafts. She got a legendary fishing rod from the blind box from the start, and all h
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Ocean Survival: Starting with Building an Island 海洋求生:从建设海岛开始
[Island survival] [Infrastructure building] [No female lead] [No romance] [Pets] [Hardcore grinder + lucky player] [One person, one island] [Slice of life] The island survival game begins. Ye Heng, a handsome 19-year-old who works hard and hates insincere socializing. From the start, each player gets a barren 20-square-meter island with not a blade of grass on it. Players must expand their islands and improve their defenses and soil fertility. Scavenge supply crates, gather resources, build, pla
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The Pinker the Car, the Fiercer the Driver: I’m Claiming the Top Spot 车越粉人越狠这榜一我当定了
Strong female lead, no romance, no romantic subplots, clear-headed protagonist, ensemble cast, team-focused. Qi Xu wandered alone along this highway filled with danger and death for nearly four years. With disasters striking endlessly and monsters growing ever stronger, she gradually transformed from a frail woman who could not even kill a chicken into a seasoned player who killed without hesitation. Yet she still died regrettably inside a dungeon... Just before her death, she triggered the prec
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Endless Icefield: Three Toolboxes from the Start 无尽冰原:开局三个工具箱
[Survival Game] [Game Invasion] [Frozen Apocalypse] [Building Maniac] [Cute Pets] [Stockpiling] [Game Dungeons] The countdown begins, and the frozen apocalypse descends. Everyone is instantly teleported to an endless ice field. From the start, all they have is a campfire on the verge of going out. The only supplies they have are “what they’re wearing” and “what they’re holding.” The wealthy hoarders who’d stockpiled mountains of rice, flour, cooking oil, and even monopolized entire supermarkets
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Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生:我打捞的物资全成精了
[Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in
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Criminal Investigation: I Can See Crime Records 刑侦:我能看见犯罪记录
Cen Lian was a junior-college general education teacher who did just enough to get by, and always thought he would keep coasting through life. Then a cheat ability fell into his lap: every criminal revealed their crimes in front of him. Driven by a simple sense of justice, Cen Lian began matching wits with criminals, both smart and stupid. He became a specially appointed consultant and, alongside a group of like-minded partners, embarked on a career solving criminal cases.
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The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲
[Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t
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My Junior Sister Fishes All Day, Yet She's Supposed to Save the Cultivation World? 小师妹成天摸鱼,她拯救修真界?
[No CP + strong female lead + adored by everyone + goofy comedy + ensemble cast + satisfying power fantasy + all-around heroine + unity across the Nine Provinces] The rating just came out, and it'll go up! One prodigy led the entire cultivation world astray. “Little Junior Sister, when you say saber cultivator, you mean a cultivator who uses kitchen knives?” The Nine Provinces has only one little junior sister this benevolent! She transmigrates into a cultivation novel as an ordinary passerby wi
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