Any Stories That Are Completely Toxic and Make No Sense? I Want to Test the Limits of the Worst Ones 有没有那种很毒毫无逻辑可言的，想挑战下最毒极限
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I’d Rather Die Than Give You Up 死都不给你
Xia Qianchu and Xu Yuyan were in love for five years. After enduring one hardship after another, Xia Qianchu eventually died of esophageal cancer, but she didn't truly die. She became a dog and stayed by Xu Yuyan's side.
513Reads8.2Score100Shelves
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A Hook of Hatred 勾恨
[A nitpicking novel + no logic + urban tragic romance + crazy face-slapping + play the pig to eat the tiger + scheming twists + quick transmigration and reborn + metaverse] He is a poor boy from a fractured family! She is a rich heiress who controls the lifeblood of the global economy! He enters her city, and wins his way into her heart! A devoted yet ruthless first love, a lover driven mad by passion, a rival in love whose feelings run deep, sharp-tongued relatives, family members at each other
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I’ll Wait for You at the Finish Line, Loving Me 我在终点等你爱我
During her three years in a psychiatric hospital, Lin Wan endured a living hell every day, reduced to something barely human. Every month, Ye Nanchen came to test whether she was truly insane. Then one day, while no one was watching, she leapt from the windowsill and found her final release. Later, everyone in Jiangcheng said Ye Nanchen had gone mad. His beloved wife was clearly dead, her body right in front of him, yet every day he came up with new ways to force her to appear. “Lin Wan hated me
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My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你
Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her.
2kReads8.1Score233Shelves
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There Was Once Someone Who Loved Me Like Life Itself 曾有一个人，爱我如生命
For more than twenty years, Shen Siyan had stubbornly loved a man named Xiao Zonghan. Even when he resented and hated her, she had never thought of giving up. But now, she was reaching the end of her strength...
1.4kReads6.5Score188Shelves
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If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你
Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut.
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No One in the World Is Like Her Anymore 世上无人再像她
Shen Ange knew that love could leave you battered to the bone, but without love she would become a walking corpse. Stubbornly, she believed that life was long enough for her to wait until he came back to her. In the end, though, she could no longer hold on...
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Ode to White Hair 白头赋
In a daze, she seemed to see that young man again, standing in the spring sunshine as he asked her: “Do you have feelings for me?”
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What More Do You Want from Me? 你还要我怎样
She loved him, and he tortured her. She had secretly loved him for over ten years, but their love gradually faded away in a marriage that lasted less than two years...
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Bending at the Waist 折腰
Blurb: Zhou Xingzhi x Su Zheshen Su Zheshen sacrificed all his pride for love, but never got so much as a confession of affection from Zhou Xingzhi. Some people are destined to be inescapable, yet impossible to love.
34Reads6.4Score—Shelves
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The Little Demon Above, the Master Below 小妖在上，师尊在下
A fox from a thousand years ago carefully painted its pelt, hoping to become a peerlessly beautiful woman. A woman from a thousand years later carefully painted her face, hoping to become a bewitching fox spirit. To win the love of a man as ethereal as an immortal, A Qian cultivated from a little fox spirit into a mighty demon, graceful in every gesture. But her master never once spared her a second glance. To become worthy of her beloved master, she would rather be struck by heavenly lightning,
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I’d Give You Everything but My Life 我的命，都不给你
The author got rained on, tore up the umbrella, and still kicked everyone into a filthy ditch. This story features all kinds of medical miracles. The male lead is lovesick and possessive, the female lead is hard to describe, and the supporting men and women are all outstanding. If you don't think the author's writing is exciting enough, head to the comments section! Surely something there will strike a chord. But enough of that. Here's the not-so-serious synopsis: Ji Mingshuo loved Xu Lingling w
862Reads8.8Score103Shelves
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As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶
She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among
820Reads8.1Score137Shelves
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Happy Foundation: Don’t Be Greedy, I’m Really Not an Inspector 欢乐基金会：别贪，我真不是纪检
[Original Foundation setting] + [Official site expert] + [Top-tier mind games] + [A little comedy] + [Jaw-dropping twists] P.S. The author knows their stuff. This is a great read, and I guarantee it's the Foundation story most faithful to the official site that you've ever read. Synopsis: At three in the morning, researcher Ji Qiren, a corporate drone, tears into his deputy supervisor and instantly becomes a legend. Then he's kicked straight into corruption-ridden Site-CN-20 to work undercover
470Reads—Score103Shelves
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Twin Rings: Lost in the Wilderness 双环之荒野迷生
[Wild imagination] + [single heroine] + [dark, grim, and brutal] [Decisive and ruthless, with a touch of comedy. Warning ⚠️ This story is all about rebellion, and every character is a real character.] Ding Langqi became an orphan at a young age, but with too little money and food to feed his ravenous money-guzzling beast, he had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and work. Nothing but chaos and trouble wherever he goes. Come on, let's have some fun! Hunted by a vicious beast and driven to the
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The Sisters I Raised Only Want to Send Me to Prison 我养大的妹妹们，只想把我送监狱
They swore that if they ever saw Ye Yuncheng, they would send him to prison! . Four of the most outstanding women of the new era, each at the peak of her field, appeared on a live broadcast to accuse their shared older brother, Ye Yuncheng. They said he had caused their parents’ deaths, kept them from seeing their relatives, schemed to seize their family fortune, and belittled all their achievements! Ye Yuncheng gave a bitter smile and swallowed all the pain and slander. But the viewers roared i
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The Ultraman Son-in-Law: Little Peppa Pig’s Coming-of-Age Story 奥特赘婿之小猪佩奇成长记
Ultraman + Battle Through the Heavens + Peppa Pig + hilarious fantasy with a wild imagination Peppa gets poisoned while saving Ultraman Cosmos and loses all her cultivation, enduring humiliation and suffering. To repay her kindness, Ultraman Cosmos hides his identity and marries into Peppa Pig's family, helping Peppa grow stronger every step of the way. Along the way, they meet Pleasant Goat, Zhu Wuneng, Chicken You So Beautiful, Donald Duck, Zhazhalong, Master Roshi, Sun Wukong, GG Bond... Pepp
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The SpongeBob Househusband 海绵赘婿
Sandy: “You’re nothing but a useless live-in son-in-law of the Squirrel family. What gives you the right to tell me what to do?” SpongeBob: “That’s not true. I’m only trying to help you!” Smack! A slap landed across his cheek. “Useless is useless. As of today, you’re expelled from the Squirrel family!” SpongeBob: “Fine! Just fine! You’ll pay for this!” After being cast out by the Squirrel family, SpongeBob, the useless live-in son-in-law, wandered far and wide before finally returning to his hom
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Shocking: My Wife Is Breathtakingly Beautiful 震惊：我的妻子倾城倾国
A revered god is betrayed by his subordinate. With his dying breath, he uses his primordial spirit to activate the Heaven-Devouring Spirit-Transforming Bell, destroying the villains who attacked him. He expects his soul to return to the cosmos, but instead, the bell carries his primordial spirit to the Douling Continent, where it enters the body of a useless live-in son-in-law. To make matters worse, the useless man’s wife is an unparalleled beauty with a face that could topple kingdoms! And so
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Deadly Love and Torment 致命虐恋
This is a coming-of-age story about Tong Zhiyan, Yun Xiaoxi, Li Qingwu, Yun Shunan, Bo Hanshen, Qu Nanzhi, and the others. Youth is beautiful, but brief. The people we once thought we would be with forever will one day go their separate ways, perhaps even forgetting one another amid the wider world. But no matter what happens, we once traveled the same road together. However we remember one another in the future, that will always be our youth!
70Reads8.3Score—Shelves
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President Li, Your Wife Doesn’t Deserve to Die 厉总，夫人她罪不至死
Shen Zhichu had given him her whole heart for sixteen years, only to be told to leave with nothing, just so he could make room for the woman he had always loved. Li Jingshen thought he would be happy once that woman was gone, until he received her diagnosis... He rushed over in a panic, only to find her holding someone else’s hand. “Why didn’t you tell me you had stomach cancer?” “Weren’t you hoping I’d die sooner?” Shen Zhichu laughed scornfully. “Li Jingshen, I don’t want to spend the last of
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In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库
An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan
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The CEO's Long Road to Winning His Wife Back 纪总的追妻火葬场
[Ex-husband's redemption arc + rekindled romance] Ji Jing'an was forced to marry Jiang Nanjü. He was absent-minded, while she patiently accepted him. When the woman he loved returned, Ji Jing'an threw a divorce agreement at Jiang Nanjü without hesitation. It was a single, thin sheet of paper, plain and simple, leaving no room for discussion. Later, Jiang Nanjü really did leave, without looking back. For some reason, Ji Jing'an felt as though he had lost his soul. Every step she took away seemed
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President Ji, Stop Tormenting Me. Miss Shu Has Married Someone Else 季总别虐了，舒小姐嫁人了
As Ji Sihan’s secret lover, Shu Wan stayed by his side for five years. She thought that if she was obedient and sweet, she could warm his heart. But she never expected to be abandoned in the end. Shu Wan had always been gentle. She neither argued nor made a scene, and didn’t even ask him for a penny. She simply walked out of his world. But when she was about to marry someone else, he suddenly pinned her against the wall and kissed her like a madman. Shu Wan couldn’t quite figure out what Mr. Ji
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You Committed a Crime in the Name of Love 你在爱情里犯了罪
[Angst first, sweetness later + wealthy CEO] Before the divorce, he sent her to a mental hospital for the sake of a scheming woman, where she was tortured relentlessly. He said, “Su Jinye, the law won't punish you severely, but I can!” She knelt and begged him, “Please let me go. I'll divorce you and never show up again!” After the divorce, he suddenly blocks her path when she tries to leave, doing everything he can to please her. He says, “Honey, where are you going to leave me?” She smiles bri
2kReads8.5Score125Shelves
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After All These Years, I Still Can’t Forget 这么多年，我还是忘不了
An original Tomato novel featuring two female leads, youthful romance, modern love, and a mutual journey toward each other. Jiang Xiaotian wants to escape her birth family, while Feng Tiantian wants to give hers a better life. Neither gets what she wants. As children, the two girls felt a deep kinship. As adults, they went their separate ways to survive. After each endured her own hardships, they finally found their way to each other, becoming an indispensable part of one another's lives.
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I Clapped Back at My Ex Online, Then Got Hounded by His Boss 在线怼前男友却被他顶头上司缠上
Original Tomato novel | CEO romance | Modern romance | Sweet love | Scheming hero | Both leads are each other's first | Pursuing his wife [The male lead steals the heroine from the second male lead / The second male lead faces a long road to winning her back; both leads are each other's first] [Sweet-faced but secretly wicked little “goddess” VS cold, sly, and flirtatious heir] In public, Tang Luyan is a sweet-smiling investment banking star known as the “goddess,” striding through life with con
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I Have a Lover in My Hometown 我在故乡有情人
They are all ordinary people. Their language is the sort that accompanies everyday actions in real life: unconsciously, naturally, and simply, they speak of the things they intend to do and set about doing on the surface. They cannot reveal their inner essence or prove they have the right to act. Nor can they claim that the tragedy they belong to is free from the constraints of chance and the peculiarities of individual personalities. And they are even less able to reflect deeply and express the
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A Western-Obsessed Me Meets a You Born and Raised Here 崇洋媚外的我遇上土生土长的你
From worshipping all things foreign to protecting our culture, from conflict and division to integration and coexistence, this story seeks to explore how we can rediscover the roots of our cultural confidence in an era of globalization. Just as tea and coffee can share the same morning, tradition and modernity will eventually find a balance.
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It’s Not Like I Want to Be Your Girlfriend 我可不是想当你女友
A head-on collision between two worldviews and two ideas of what makes life valuable. Every time she refuses him, she is saying: “Your money can't buy me.” “Your power can't control me.” “Your world can't tempt me.”
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Seventeen, How Are You? 十七岁，你好吗？
How are you, seventeen?
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Treasure Boy: The Stay-at-Home Dad 宝藏男孩之家庭煮夫
The Treasure Boy Who Runs the Household
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The Ethereal Otherworld: Ruler of Two Realms 空灵异境之两界共主
In the fall of 2018, right next door to me! A young neighbor fell asleep in his rented room and never woke up… By the time he was found, nearly a month had passed! When word got around, the whole neighborhood was in an uproar! From that day on, I gained a whole new understanding of life and death: I’d never realized life could be so fragile, or death so close! People don’t only die when they grow old. It can happen at any time… You might even just go to sleep! And then, the next day never comes…
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The Land God of Republican-Era China 民国土地爷
Above is the Emperor of Heaven, below is the Queen of Earth, and between them flows the tide of humanity. The mortal world rolls on, sweeping up the human heart. In a thousand years, the land has had eight hundred masters. Who can truly own it? The road climbs, then descends; those who came before push those who come after. Born of the yellow earth, we return to the soil. Countless living beings turn to ash. Who can escape old age?
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Quick Transmigration: I Beg the Child of Heaven’s Will to Give Me a Quick Death 快穿之我求天道之子给我一刀
If you like nitpicking, don't read this. You haven't contributed anything, yet you still keep running your mouth at me. [Feel-good fiction + melodrama + a golden finger that fits the characters + a little intelligence] Also known as "I Make the Heaven's Chosen Stab Me" After Long Bajiao, the daughter of a super-rich tycoon, died, she was bound to a System. Her only mission was to make the Heaven's Chosen stab her to death of their own free will, with one hundred percent sincerity. 1. The Heaven'
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What Do I Do? The Great Powers of the Heavens Beg Me Not to Reincarnate 怎么办，诸天大佬求我别投胎
“Ding-dong! Congratulations, you’ve transmigrated!” “Choose a world and an identity to be reborn into!” “Option one: Transmigrate to the Journey to the West world and become the son of the White Bone Demon!” “Option two: Transmigrate to the Watermelon Stick world and become the son of the Watermelon King!” “Option three: Transmigrate to the cross-dressing world and become the little princess of a cross-dressing superstar!” “Option four: Transmigrate to the foul-smelling world and become the son
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Everyone Knows the Immortals Are Good 世人都晓神仙好
(Mortal cultivation + no System + no transmigration) (This book is undergoing a major revision. The old eight-character title was bad; the newer, longer title is the improved version.) Everyone knows immortals are good, yet fame and fortune are the one thing they cannot forget! Where are the generals and ministers of ages past? Nothing remains but a mound of graves, swallowed by weeds. Everyone knows immortals are good, yet gold and silver are the one thing they cannot forget! All their lives
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Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏
[Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem
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The Black Snake 黑蛇
He is the lowliest black snake demon in the Three Realms, a dog at Empress Ling Zhao’s feet. She strips him of his immortal bones, cuts off his snake tail, and digs out the blood from his heart to use as a medicinal ingredient. Then, right before his eyes, she slaughters his entire clan. He smiles at her and says, “Ling Zhao, I’ll never love you again.”
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Scandalously Hot and Explosively Out of This World 骚气蓬勃爆炸上天
Lu Lilaisifu was born into a poor but happy family, while Ban Bing Gudi Gan was born into a wealthy and even happier family. After that, they would hardly ever cross paths.
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