Looking for Hilarious Yet Heartbreaking Books, I'm Desperate for Something to Read 求搞笑且虐的书，孩子书荒了
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The Moon That Fell into the Water 落水月亮
A flirtatious green-tea beauty who barely speaks vs. a slightly dim-witted, spoiled puppy The serious blurb: My beloved is perfect in every way. His only flaw is that he doesn’t love me. As a veteran simp, I spent ten thousand yuan to bring my beloved home and keep him. I have to pamper him and give him his allowance on time, or he’ll stage a dramatic runaway. One day, I really ran out of money and couldn’t give him his allowance. Would he still stay by my side? As it turned out, he had more mo
14.6kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
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I Woke with a Start from a Dream, Only to Find Out I'm the Villain 病从梦中惊坐起，反派竟是我自己
[Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night?
106.2kReads9.3Score10.8kShelves
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I Am the Cultivation World's Top Bandit Boss 我，修行界第一悍匪头头
[Invincible]+ [Sign-In]+ [Empress]+ [Swordsmanship]+ [One Female Lead] Xia Xin transmigrates to a world of cultivation. During an expedition to ancient ruins, he falls for a woman, shares an intimate night with her, and marries her. Only after leaving the ruins does he learn that his wife is a member of the demonic path and keeps company with demonic enchantresses. His sect punishes him by sending him to the Cliff of Reflection to meditate on his mistakes. There, he awakens a sign-in System. Sig
30.4kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
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Male Side Character: After I Leave, the Heroine Will Regret It! 男配：我离去后，女主追悔莫及！
You spent your life helping me become a legendary songstress, yet you stayed cold and distant toward me? I treated you as the person I loved most, but you wanted to take my heart and become an immortal? I endured every hardship to become your master and teach you, but you wanted to carve me up with a thousand cuts? I was your sharpest blade, helping you become a legendary empress, but once you were done with me, you discarded me like a hunting dog and hid away your bow? You promised we’d grow ol
404Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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They Can Hear My Thoughts and All Think I’m a Pervert, Right? 疯批被读心，都拿我当变态是吧
[Looks like a little lamb on the outside, a true maniac on the inside; everyone is highly intelligent; angsty romance] Yu Ke transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder biological heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress. Not only is her whole family doomed to die, but she’s surrounded by cannon fodder who meet increasingly gruesome ends. She rolls up her sleeves and decides to save these poor souls, but... The first time, someone pushes her off a building and she dies. The sec
11kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
377kReads9.5Score52.3kShelves
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My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你
Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her.
2.8kReads8.1Score345Shelves
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If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你
Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut.
1kReads8.5Score103Shelves
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Winning the Emperor's Favor: Raising a Proud Empress 倾君侧：傲娇皇后养成记
She transmigrated into the body of a princess, only to find the realm plunged into chaos. The destined emperor appeared from the heavens, and turned out to be a prince from an enemy kingdom. To love, or not to love? As they wrestled with their feelings, a cup of poisoned wine brought their hearts closer than ever. After the great war, the people were left in misery. Together, she and he ruled the realm and ushered in an age of prosperity. He left his three palaces and six courtyards empty, devot
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The Story of a Lottery Winner 中奖的故事
Life is full of romantic encounters, and sometimes that's because you hit the jackpot. Let's start with winning the lottery. This book has tips for winning, as well as romantic adventures in life. It's called The Story of Winning the Lottery, by Situ Haoyue. I look forward to hitting the jackpot and striking it rich with you, and discovering the joy and happiness of love.
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After Torturing Me, the CEO Chases His Wife to the Crematorium 虐完我，霸总追妻火葬场
[Angst first, then sweetness + mutual unrequited love + devoted one-on-one romance + possessive yandere] He was born into a wealthy family, but fell on hard times as a child. He became her personal bodyguard and stayed by her side for six years, yet he could never warm her heart. When his mother became gravely ill, she stood by and did nothing. Does he hate her, or love her? She was the spoiled, willful heiress to the richest family, who thought herself above everyone. To her, everything in the
154Reads8.3Score—Shelves
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, the Cultivation World Started Plotting Against Me 穿书后，修仙界都对我图谋不轨
Song Xianyun transmigrates into a male-lead novel just as he’s about to reach the ending. So, can someone tell him why he’s become a cannon-fodder character who won’t even survive a single episode?! If this is how it’s going to be, why make him transmigrate at all?! To stay alive, Song Xianyun struggles to survive in the perilous world of immortal cultivation. He dodges the fate of being slapped into the sky by the Demon Lord, then trains like crazy. Train, train, train! If he gets strong enough
225Reads9.3Score—Shelves
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