Funny is really funny [face covering], the first one reads the mind of the heroine, the male protagonist can hear the heroine's voice, it is systematic and funny, the story told by the heroine is also quite explosive [face covering], it has been completed [eating melon], the second one is also about mind reading, but there are many people who can hear the heroine's voice, it is systematic, see the introduction for the specific content, it is good-looking [give heart], the third time travel, the whole class traveled together, it is interesting, interesting and funny type [give heart]
Okay, continuing the previous plot, let's take a look at how Zhang Jiangou "thrown himself into a trap" and the hilarious yet mysterious "Three Trials" at the dinner table! Chapter 39: "Selling" at the end of the road, why did you fall into a trap? The sun set in the west, and the sunset dyed the horizon orange-red. Zhang Jiangou ran like a bereaved dog in the alleys of the county town for a long time. The sequelae of pretending to be three "sufferers" and cheating began to show - not only was he physically exhausted, but more importantly, he was hungry! The restriction of eating only one meal a day during the running-in period strangled his stomach like a curse. "I can't... I can't run anymore..." He held on to a peeling wall, feeling his chest against his back, and stars in his eyes. "If I keep running, I will starve to death before being beaten to death by them! And where will I sleep tonight? My mother will definitely nag me to death when I go home. Go to a hotel? I don't seem to have enough money..." A bold (or rather shabby) thought came to his mind. He rolled his eyes and looked behind him at the trio of Director Wang, Director Li and Wu Jing who were still pursuing them despite being thrown away some distance away. A "weak" and "cunning" smile appeared on their faces. He deliberately slowed down his pace, and when he came around a corner, he pretended that his feet slipped, and with an "ouch" sound, he fell to the ground in an extremely exaggerated posture, and he also spilled some change in his arms. "There! He fell!" Sharp-eyed Director Li was the first to notice and immediately pointed at him and shouted. Director Wang and Wu Jing immediately swooped over, forming a perfect encirclement and holding down Zhang Jiangou who was "weakly" trying to get up. "Run! You kid, keep running!" Director Wang was so tired that he was sweating profusely. He put his hands on his hips and cursed breathlessly. Wu Jing directly grabbed Zhang Jiangou's collar and gritted his teeth: "One-eyed dragon, right? The calculation is pretty accurate, right? If I don't give you some color to see today, I'll write the character Wu upside down!" Zhang Jiangou immediately put on a look of pitifulness and letting others be slaughtered, and said feebly: "Teachers... I was wrong... I was really wrong... You can beat me or scold me... Just... Can you stutter first? I'm starving... I haven't received my meal today..." Looking at his "tragic situation" and thinking of his previous heinous behaviors, Wang Dao was furious, but he felt that if he starved him out, his "variety show nuclear weapon" would be gone. He waved his hand and said with the style of a gangster: "Humph! Take it back! Let's have dinner together tonight and 'treat' him well! He must be allowed to reflect deeply!" Chapter 40: Dinner review, contract triggered public outrage The group returned to the villa that Director Wang temporarily rented in the county for program preparation. Other guests, including Zheng Kai, Yang Ying, Lu Han, and Cai Kunkun, were obviously called by Director Wang to "trial" Zhang Jiangou together. The table is filled with sumptuous dishes and the aroma is fragrant. Zhang Jiangou was "arranged" opposite the main seat, like a prisoner about to be tried. Others sat in a circle and looked at him with complicated eyes - some were angry, some were curious, and some were dumbfounded. "Tell me!" Director Wang slammed the table and took the lead in attacking, "Zhang Jiangou! I thought you had changed your gender yesterday when I saw you were calm and undisturbed! I didn't expect you to go to the county seat and cheat in front of us! Ruin our reputation! Today you must give us an explanation! On-site inspection!" Zhang Jiangou lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders slightly, as if he was suppressing sadness (actually he was hungry). He raised his "tearful" (hungry) eyes and began to compose in an extremely miserable tone, as if he had been greatly wronged: "Director Wang... Teachers... I... I am also forced to have no choice!" His voice choked, "You don't know... My family... My family is bare and my mother is old. In order to make a living, I... I owe a huge sum of millions! I am making huge profits, and my family is about to be ruined! I I was really desperate and came up with this bad idea. I wanted to make some quick money to pay off my debts... I know I was wrong. I feel sorry for the trust of the teachers and the cultivation of the organization..." As he said this, he also tried to take something out of the old backpack, probably to take out some tattered clothes to increase his persuasiveness. Live broadcast barrage (if this is a live broadcast): "How many millions? Real or fake?" "Is this a miserable bitch?" "I almost believe this acting skill!" "He started cheating again!" However, while he was fumbling around in his backpack, he accidentally brought out a neatly folded document with some frayed edges, and it fell to the ground with a clatter. Zheng Kai, who was sitting closest, bent down to pick it up curiously, opened it, and his eyes suddenly widened: "WTF... WTF?! Construction contract?! Three-story villa?! The total cost... Six... Six million?!" This sound was like thunder on the ground, instantly attracting everyone's attention! "What? Six million?" "Villa?" "Zhang Jiangou, you want to build a villa?!" Director Wang grabbed the contract and took a closer look. Sure enough, it was a formal construction contract. Party A Zhang Jiangou, Party B, a construction company, project: three-story single-family villa, total cost RMB 6 million! Amount paid: 300,000 yuan! The restaurant exploded instantly! "You bitch!" Wu Jing was so angry that he almost overturned the table, "You call this a family with four walls?! You only have 300,000 yuan and you dare to build a 6 million villa?! And then you owe 5.7 Million yuan in foreign debt?! You are fucking seeking death! And you lied to us and said you owe millions? You are obviously spending too much in outer space!" Zheng Kai also jumped: "Thankfully, I felt a little sympathetic to you just now! You actually deceived the construction company?! 300,000 Yuan to start a 6 million project? Do you think I am a fool?" Director Wang was even more distressed (pretending to be): "I asked you why you were so quiet yesterday! It turned out that you went to deceive the construction company into signing this kind of cheating contract! You, you, you... You let me tell you what you are good at!" Everyone who had just the slightest sympathy for Zhang Jiangou (mainly because they saw how pitifully hungry he was) instantly shared the same hatred, and their anger was transferred to his "outrageous" consumption concept and "fraudulent" behavior! The voices of condemnation are endless. Zhang Jiangou shrank his neck after being scolded, and defended in a low voice: "I... I didn't think that only when you have pressure can you be motivated... And the villa is built, you can come to my place as a guest in the future..." "A guest? I think I will move bricks for you to pay off your debt!" Everyone complained in unison. Chapter 41: The goddess protects the "dog" and secretly arouses suspicion. Just when Zhang Jiangou was besieged by everyone and almost drowned him in saliva, a soft female voice with a hint of undoubted power sounded: "Okay, let's calm down first and let him eat first. I think he is really hungry." Everyone looked around, and it was Yang Ying who spoke! She didn't know when she had quietly sat down next to Zhang Jiangou. I saw Yang Ying picking up the serving chopsticks, naturally putting a large piece of braised pork into Zhang Jiangou's bowl, and said softly: "Eat slowly, don't choke." The concern in his eyes did not seem to be fake. Everyone was stunned. Zhang Jiangou was also flattered and almost thought the meat was poisoned. Zheng Kai winked and mouthed to Wu Jing, "Is there something wrong?" Wu Jing frowned slightly and felt a little surprised. Yang Ying is well-known in the circle for her high emotional intelligence, but she rarely shows such obvious protection to anyone, especially to "dangerous elements" like Zhang Jiangou. Director Wang and Director Li looked at each other and saw the light of gossip in each other's eyes. The atmosphere of this "Three Sessions" dinner suddenly became subtle. Next, whenever someone tried to denounce Zhang Jiangou again, Yang Ying would always speak up in a timely manner, or cleverly change the topic, or give gentle words of persuasion. The meaning of protection should not be too obvious! "Maybe he just has a more... Jumping way of thinking." "If you owe money to pay off the debt, just find a way to make money. Scolding him won't solve the problem." "Brother Jing, try this fish. It tastes good." Later, she even pushed the untouched bowl of bird's nest soup in front of her to Zhang Jiangou: "You should eat more of this nutrition." Zhang Jiangou looked at the bowl of expensive bird's nests in front of him, and at Yang Ying's perfect profile and gentle smiling eyes, feeling like he was dreaming. "Could it be that... I, Zhang Jianguo, just got lucky and fell in love with a goddess? Isn't that right? Didn't I disguise myself as a handsome guy today?" Others, such as Zheng Kai, Lu Han, and others, had already started frantically discussing in small groups on their mobile phones under the table: "What's going on? Baby sister has been raped?" "Did Biangou save her yesterday and he wants to marry her?" "It doesn't look like it, the baby looks at him... A little appreciative?" "Holy shit! Shocking! The variety show goddess is suspected of falling in love with the king of sluts!" Director Wang looked at this unexpected development and the live broadcast room (if it was open) would definitely explode in popularity and topic again. He touched his chin and smiled like an old fox. It seems that the material for the second season has taken a new direction! Yang Ying, on the other hand, was still taking care of the "hungry" Zhang Jiangou calmly and calmly amidst the suspicion and ambiguous eyes, with a mysterious smile at the corner of his mouth. Only she knew that the bodyguard she sent to investigate Zhang Jiangou's background had just sent preliminary information. Although they did not find any earth-shattering background, they confirmed that this guy was innocent and... Seemed to be a bit "different". In addition, he had saved her before, and his cheerful and clever attitude actually made her feel... A little cute? The dinner continued in such a weird, hilarious and undercurrent atmosphere. Zhang Jiangou's "debt crisis" was temporarily resolved by Yang Ying's "gentle offensive", but the upcoming story between him and this hidden wealthy daughter will undoubtedly plant a seed full of pink bubbles (or may still be cheap) for the future of "Run, Brother"...
Sweet and funny, I laughed out loud in the middle of the night ① Hilarious time-traveling mind-reading skills ➕ Melon-eating system 🍉🍉 The prince was so angry that he laughed out loud after eating melons ② Hilarious time-traveling goddess doctor penetrated into the coffin to be buried with him and woke up the God of War, the prince is sweet and funny ③ Strong female characters have room for refreshing articles It's fun to abuse scum and build a career ④ Hilarious time-traveling goddess doctor disguises herself as a man and becomes a tyrant Bai Yueguang is sweet and funny ⑤ Hilarious time-traveling heroine and the demon king swap bodies and makes all kinds of epilepsy funny ⑥ Hilarious mind-reading tyrant with two-sided personality jealous of each other sweet and funny
It's easy and funny and makes you laugh out loud. Crazy, funny and nonsensical, hilarious mind-reading + melon-eating system🍉, the prince eavesdrops on the princess's heart and is so angry that he vomits blood every time, laughing from beginning to end.
🍎🍎This book is really amazing. Don't let the title put you off. It's really good to read. All the villains are so funny. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I made myself twitching under the quilt. I couldn't control my laughter. My mother thought I was having a seizure. I couldn't stop reading chapter by chapter.
This, this, don't be fooled by the name, it's really funny [face covering] [face covering] The Northeastern dialect's own BGM boss and his extremely powerful wife (♥∀♥) Before I met my wife, I was a straight man, after seeing my wife, I belong to my wife, hehehe [Adoration] [Admiration]
Taking a closer look, the golden shadow was actually a pile of golden sand. They turned into the shape of an eagle and were flying happily in the sky! Ye Piaoling was stunned: "... Sand, sand sculpture?!" This was clearly a sculpture made of sand! "Correct answer, quack quack!" The sand sculpture flapped its wings and shouted excitedly: "It's me, I am the sand sculpture, and I am your sand sculpture system!"
① "Who is the accompanying family member?" The doctor looked around. Guan Yu said: "Me." "Did you give him something to eat?" Guan Yu shook her head: "No." "You can eat some liquid food appropriately, not spicy, hot, or cold." The doctor asked again, "Where is the stool?" "This is not given to him." Guan Yu hesitated, "There is no need to give it to him, right?" Doctor: "..." Ji Jinzhou: "..." Other family members: "..." ② "Come!" "Stretch your hand over." Chi Miao pressed Jin Shengfei's hand, held his breath for a moment and said loudly: "Your father's surname is Jin! Is it correct?" Jin Shengfei: "Yes!" Everyone: "Ah?" Before others could react, Chi Miao said again: "Your mother is a woman! Is it correct!" Jin Shengfei: "Yes!" ③ "Aunt Zhang, what happened? The sow in the backyard is pregnant with her second child?" Aunt Zhang said sadly: "It's sir." Yi Qingju's cell phone fell to the ground with a clatter. "Sir, are you pregnant with your second child!?" Aunt Zhang quickly let out a 'poof'. "My husband has a cough today and is already in the hospital. As his wife, you should take a look." "Oh, that's really sad. Do you have to go in person?"
Just by looking at the name, you can tell that it is very funny. The first book Spear Teacher is not to be missed. The second book is a stand-in for Sister Green Tea, wishing her "fresh meat every year and being more beautiful than flowers every night", and wishing the scumbag "life longer than a tortoise and full of greenery", hahaha, Si Si knows how to bless. In the fourth book, the heroine goes crazy and the fans go crazy too. It's just a matter of not opening her mouth. Once she opens her mouth, hahaha, it's really hard not to laugh.
Laugh ❗ The funny sand sculptures belong to this big book, he is very good at making jokes, and he will cover everything you know and don't know. The heroine is funny and slightly crazy, especially the part where the heroine's mind is read. You will be caught by your parents playing with your mobile phone at home at night~
Aside from being funny, try healing books when you're feeling down. It has warm stories and delicate emotions, which can soothe people's soul and make people feel calm and at ease. For example, "Natsume's Book of Friends", the warm monster story can heal the inner pain.
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