I'm Out of Books to Read. I Want Something So Funny It'll Have Me Rolling Around in Bed. 我书荒了，想看搞笑的在床上翻滚的那种书。

1. 1 震 Shocking! The Demon Lord Is Actually My Mom? Time to Slack Off! 震惊！魔尊竟是我老妈，开摆咯！ Enforcer No. 007007号执法者Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Lu Nianli became the heir to the Prince of Zhenbei of the Dafeng Dynasty. Born with a useless body and unable to cultivate, he was forced to become the dynasty’s number one wastrel, and obtained a Slacking Off System. As long as he slacks off, he can earn rewards: the world’s foremost intelligence agency, the All-Knowing Hall; the peerless assassins, the Six Sword Servants; the legendary sword, Heaven’s Question; the Snow Dragon Cavalry, renowned across 42.6kReads9.0Score4.5kShelves

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   😜🍒🍇The former roller king returns to junior high school, and she is determined not to get involved again! I just want to let myself go and pursue a long life. However, even if he intentionally let things slip... He still won the first place. On the first day back to school, she leisurely ate fried dough sticks and tea eggs at the breakfast shop... After eating, she knew she couldn't exercise, so she walked slowly to eat. However, when she walked to the door of the middle school, she couldn't help but secretly screamed "Oops!" The school door has been closed!!😱

2. 2 中 After Winning 300 Million, I Became the Luckiest Woman Alive 中奖三亿后，我成了人间锦鲤 Southeast Branch, Ah东南枝呀Modern Romance382k WordsCompleted Yu Shu, a struggling wage earner, suddenly wins 300 million yuan in the lottery. She thinks she's reached the pinnacle of life, but reality tells her that 300 million is only the beginning... Every car or house she buys comes with a grand prize from a scratch-off egg. She wins a pound of gold in a shopping mall raffle, scratches a lottery ticket on a whim and wins 50,000 yuan, gets her restaurant bill waived, wins every time someone shares a giveaway, and passes her graduate school and driving t 19kReads9.2Score2kShelves
3. 3 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score14.7kShelves

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   💐💐💐 Before I met Chi Miao: The Holy Son of the Sword Sect was cold and ruthless, and girls all over the world were crazy about him. The Buddhist disciples of the Buddhist sect have immeasurable merits and virtues, and their Buddha's light shines upon thousands of people. The young master of the Jin family is as rich as anyone in the country, and his aura of nobility is fascinating. The young master of the Qin Sect has an incomparable sound, just like an immortal in the world. After getting to know Chi Miao: The Holy Son of the Sword Sect: "There are thousands of swords in the world, but nothing can be broken." The Buddha Sect: "Reciting sutras is not as good as shouting wheat, and the practice is not as good as social shaking." The Young Master of the Jin Family: "If the money is not used to smash people, humiliate people, and finally pick it up, it will be meaningless." The Young Master of the Qin Sect: "Recently, Junior Sister Chi Miao sent me "Subject Three" which is very exciting. I have become proficient and can break all the methods in the world." Even the saint girl of the Hehuan Sect who was determined to find her lover was turned aside by her. In the entire world of cultivation, no one could see Chi Miao without cursing him: the source of all evil. Chi Miao: "Slander, naked slander! Although I cheated money and sex, I am still a good girl!"

4. 4 八 Eighties Sweetheart: A Wild Roughneck to Cherish 八零心尖宠：捡个糙汉野又撩 Listening to the Wind Blow听风在吹Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted Xia Li transmigrates into the 1980s as a poor, timid orphan. Just when she thinks she’ll have to go hungry from now on, she picks up a wild man. Aside from being a little dim, the wild man has no other flaws. He hunts in the mountains and farms the fields every day, keeps her warm at home and can fight outside. He’s like a huge guard dog who protects his family. The villagers secretly mock Xia Li for keeping herself a wild man, but she doesn’t care. Who would have guessed that one night, the wil 1.3kReads8.9Score123Shelves

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   😜🍒🍒🍒🍒This period novel can be called the ceiling level! After going through many hardships, the heroine finally found the hero who lost his memory! The male protagonist was originally a special operations captain, but disappeared while performing a mission with his teammates. When he woke up again, he lost his memory and mistakenly regarded the fair, tender and beautiful heroine as his wife. The male protagonist looks so cute after losing his memory! At this moment, the male protagonist is like an ignorant deer🦌, very lovable.

5. 5 天 Heaven's Will! Go Ahead and Strike Me Down! 天道！有本事劈死我 Wushan Yu雾山与Fantastical Romance147k WordsOngoing [No CP] [Ensemble Cast] [All-Round Talent Monster] [Slightly Goofy] Jian Sui reasonably suspects the Heavenly Dao has it in for her. Otherwise, why does everyone else get struck by exactly ninety-nine tribulation bolts and ascend in a flash, while she gets zapped out of existence with a single crack? The good news: The dead are kind of alive, and her precious Nascent Soul saved her life. The bad news: She's gone back to before Foundation Establishment. No matter. A born talent like her can start 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This no-CP fantasy book is super cool! The heroine, Jian Sui, accidentally overturned her car during a catastrophe, and a single thunder catastrophe killed her instantly. Rebirth and foundation building opened up a new path of cultivation. With her own all-round talent, she could break through unimpeded. Her enemies from all over the world were closing in on her step by step. Even the way of heaven was controlled by her.

6. 6 星 Starfield: Beginning on the Dark Continent 星海，从暗黑大陆开始 Don't Waste Your Tuition别辜负了你的学费Eastern Fantasy212k WordsOngoing [Weak System] [Deadpan Humor] [Snarky Narration] [Lighthearted] Luo Ye, once the technology overlord of Blue Star, is assassinated and transmigrates to the Dark Continent. From the start, he takes over the body of a divine-grade Dark Demon God, only to find himself turned into a tiny baby? So, all you handsome and dashing gentlemen, come see how Luo Ye rises from the Dark Continent, traverses the boundless sea of stars, slaughters his way through the Myriad Worlds, and becomes the supreme God ab —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A strong man who reached the top in the field of science and technology in his previous life was assassinated. His soul penetrated the dark continent, awakened the precious dark demon body, and transformed into a baby at the beginning. With the help of the weak system, start from your home country and travel across the star sea to conquer thousands of worlds.

7. 7 癫 Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 367.6kReads9.8Score55kShelves

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