"As a professional corpse collector, you not only have to be able to retrieve corpses," the uncle said to me seriously, "you also have to be able to communicate with psychics!" @ Douchengbaye "Psychic?!" "Communicate with ghosts!" "Talking to ghosts?!" I was a little puzzled, "Wouldn't that just mean talking nonsense?" "People are ghosts, and ghosts are people!" The uncle looked at me meaningfully, "People can talk ghosts, and ghosts can also talk human words!" "I don't understand!" "It's just playing the piano to a cow!" The uncle rolled his eyes at me, "How can a person who can't even see ghosts talk to ghosts!" "Who said I can't see it?" I pointed at the thing and said, "If you can understand me, then please tell him whether I can see you..." "Then where is it?" The uncle was very disapproving. "It's lying on your shoulder!" "On my shoulder?!" The uncle couldn't help laughing. "This is the funniest joke I've heard this year. If it was really lying on my shoulder, how could I not know?" "You really can't feel it?" "No need to lie to you!" "Am I dazzled?" I rubbed my eyes vigorously, making sure that the thing was still lying on his body. "It's obviously lying on your shoulder!" "You mean I'm lying?" "Isn't that right?" "Tong Yan Wuji! I think you are just a little baby and I won't care about you!" "What? You still want to hit me?" "I shouldn't have saved you!" "I want you to save me?" I said to him angrily, "That's right. I clearly saw it lying on top of you, but you said you couldn't feel its presence. Are you lying, or am I telling the truth?" "Then if you call it, will it agree to you?" The uncle frowned. I shuddered a little when I saw that thing baring its teeth and claws, its unruly look. How could you take the initiative to ask it if you were afraid it would be too late? "This..." "Then let me ask you another way!" "What way?" "Can you see the sun?" The uncle suddenly asked me. "Yes!" I nodded. "Since you can see the sun, you shouldn't see it!" "You mean... It's afraid of the sun?" "That's right!" The uncle nodded, "Especially now when the sun is shining on the earth!" "The sun... The sun is shining?" I couldn't help but yawned, "I feel like I'm freezing!" "What do you mean?" He frowned and asked me in confusion. "Didn't you say that now is the time when the sun is shining on the earth!" I explained, "Supposedly, my body should be very warm, but why is my body as cold as being soaked in ice cubes!" "Then you must not be human!" "Why are you scolding me?!" "No! I'm scolding the guy behind you!" After saying that, the uncle rushed towards me. I wanted to step back, but found that my body couldn't move at all.
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