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1. 701 与 After Falling in Love with a Robot, I Abandoned My First Love 与机器人相爱后，我抛弃了初恋 Brother Sixty-Nine六九哥Modern Romance191k WordsCompleted Lin Wei, a female college student: I fell in love with a robot. He was perfect, considerate, and understood everything about me. So I abandoned my first love, cut off every avenue of retreat, and lost myself in a tenderness tailored just for me. Until I took part in setting the rules myself and made him “safe”: he no longer showed concern of his own accord, but responded precisely to my commands. I built a cage of reason and imprisoned the last spark of love in my heart. Now I am his most clea 7Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 702 太 The Primordial Sword Sovereign 太古剑尊 Written by Qingshi Xiyu青石细语 著Eastern Fantasy11.1M WordsCompleted A finger points toward the azure clouds, while one’s spirit swallows the netherworld. The Great Dao intertwines, and the sword reigns supreme. This is the story of a man and a sword! Three thousand feet of mortal dust, glazed light dyed with heavenly fragrance. Heroes contend for the throne, while the Sword Venerable commands the world. The truth of the sword, a secret hidden for ten thousand years: forge a path to heaven anew through a boundless sea of blood, and refine the scriptures of the Sw 136.7kReads9.1Score14.7kShelves

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   Sparks fly, and the ghost-catching little heavenly master enters the city to rob the rich and give to the poor.

3. 703 娇 Pampered! The Dizzy Emperor’s Passionate Desire Has Him Begging for Kisses Every Day 娇宠！昏君炙野情深日日索吻 Huang Tang Mu Qing荒糖木晴Ancient Romance98k WordsOngoing Super sweet, age gap, quirky little princess vs. a cold-blooded emperor. She broke off her engagement, accidentally slept with the emperor, and now he’s come knocking to collect his debt. Chu Jiaonuo hurriedly ran home and shut the door. 7Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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   I almost laughed back [admiration][admiration][admiration]

4. 704 穿 Transmigrate to a Matchmaking Show: I Get to Choose Beauties from Every Dynasty 穿越相亲：历朝绝色美人任我挑选 Young Master from the East of the Village村东公子Urban262k WordsCompleted [Urban Fantasy + Reverse Transmigration + Feel-Good Story + Lighthearted Comedy + Beauties from the Ages + Blind Dates] Li Si, a 32-year-old construction worker who graduated from a prestigious 211 university, loses his job and returns to his hometown, ready to lie flat. His family forces him to go on a blind date, where he unexpectedly meets a medium matchmaker (her golden finger: helping beauties from ancient times transmigrate). He hits it off with more than thirty extraordinary women from di 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A construction worker of ten years, he was once optimized. When he returned to his hometown, he unexpectedly met a psychic. He always recruited beauties from ancient times to go on blind dates, with all kinds of tastes. No betrothal gifts or RVs were required, as long as he had sex with the male protagonist.

5. 705 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy784k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Chapter 127 - When the farming style meets the system style, the protagonist leads the entire sect astray! The scene of the funny version of "Metamorphosis": the saint was electrocuted, the drama queen Lao Teng was forced to work to pay off her debts, and the senior sister was promoted to a goddess! Come and watch "I, the System, Please Reward" to see how one person can become a clan!

6. 706 神 The Mighty Little Constable 神通小捕快 Seven Stars in Hand手握七星Martial Arts1.9M WordsOngoing “One leaf riding the wind, roaming ten thousand miles; a dashing constable, famous throughout the land.” The most righteous men are often those society looks down on, and heroes rise from the streets. The spring breeze and I are both passing travelers, but your name alone belongs to the martial world. Ye Fei, a lowly errand boy at an inn, is rejected by the Su family because he's nothing but a nobody who runs errands! Who could have guessed that after getting drunk, saving a beauty, and catching 10kReads8.8Score926Shelves

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   Hilarious soul exchange, rebirth, torture and slap in the face, Wanwan and Wanwan join forces, everyone goes crazy

7. 707 别 Hey, That's Not Right! I Asked You to Stream Your Farm, Not Become a Druid! 别闹！让你直播农场你成德鲁伊了 A Fat Guy一头胖子Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Feel-good wish fulfillment + reborn + lighthearted comedy + modern + farming + livestreaming + tycoon + adorable pets + everyday wish fulfillment] After inheriting his second granduncle’s abandoned farm in North America, penniless Shen Xu planned to start livestreaming to earn enough for a ticket home. Instead, he unexpectedly became bound to the Everything Compendium Collection System. All he had to do was touch plants and animals to complete entries in the compendium, and he would gain incred 758Reads—Score107Shelves

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   Recommend this book, this book is good,

8. 708 三 Grandma Sanhua 三花奶奶 Dan Mao丹猫Urban459k WordsCompleted When you gloat late at night over scoring a freebie with a successful “refund without return,” have you ever wondered whether a pair of eyes behind the screen is watching you greedily? Doudou, a thousand-year-old three-flowered cat deity, once thought that she could uphold the rules of the human world by using her claws and illusions to punish people who tried to take advantage of others. But she soon grew desperate when she realized that greed was like chives that kept growing back, becoming m —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's just that I can't write in the middle of the night, and then I hold it in and write two words in the middle of the night. Is it possible to laugh and cramp?

9. 709 渡 I Became a God After Surviving the Trial of Love 渡情劫后成功封神 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Bai Yan, the legitimate daughter of a family of military commanders, came down from the mountains after mastering her art so she could return to her home in the capital and overcome her romantic tribulation. At the city gate, the emperor stopped her and ordered her burned as a sacrifice to Heaven and Earth. She also learned that her birth parents had abandoned her because of rumors calling her an ill-fated poison maiden. To clear her name, Bai Yan took responsibility for treating the plague and 89Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The wife of the poorest county magistrate in history opened up wasteland and farmed

10. 710 笑 This Is Hilarious! The Good-for-Nothing Little Celestial Master Is Haunted by a Ghost 笑死！废材小天师被鬼缠上了 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Fantastical Romance333k WordsOngoing In the distant age of the Primordial World, Heaven and Earth divided into yin and yang, and Mount Tai became the realm of the dead. Zhang Xiaolin is an heir to the Celestial Master’s estate, but he’s hopeless at exorcising ghosts and drawing talismans, and his courage is even more laughably lacking. After picking a quarrel, he trespasses into the mountain’s back grounds and accidentally enters a seal, releasing the imprisoned Ghost King, Meng Guang. He plans to make a quick getaway, but a spirit 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Meng Guang's whole body was pressed against her, and his sudden movement shocked Zhang Xiaolin and made him struggle subconsciously. Master Meng's deep voice immediately sounded in his ears. "This place is extremely evil. The foundation of my soul is unstable. I need your breath to stabilize my body. From now until I leave, you can't leave me even an inch." Zhang Xiaolin:... Is there any mistake? She was so angry and funny. Didn't she ask him to protect her? How come you have become his protective umbrella now? ,

11. 711 神 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的？！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Ancient mythical beast dressed as a mentally retarded person × Hard-spoken and soft-hearted God Emperor] The fighting white tiger he had raised for three years suddenly turned into a beautiful silver-haired girl today. "You... Are you a mother?!" God Emperor Shen Du's pupils were shaking. "I've tolerated you for a long time." The girl gritted her teeth, "Shaving my tail hair, letting me stand in the rain and guarding the door, and saying I have no feelings - tonight, I want you to give it all back."

12. 712 那 The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话，全说给老丈人听了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law 2Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 713 我 I Willingly Took the Bait 我，甘愿上钩 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Willingly Took the Bait 32Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 714 一 One Kick, One Big CEO 一脚踢出个大总裁 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted One Kick Lands Her a CEO Husband 2Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 715 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 20Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 716 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 85Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 战 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 31Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 718 剑 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 3Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 719 雇 The Hired Other Woman 雇来的第三者 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The Hired Third Wheel 4Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 720 隔 My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day 19Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 那 After That Night, I Became the Cultivation World's Public Enemy 那一夜之后，我成了修仙界公敌 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted After That Night, I Became the Public Enemy of the Cultivation World 30Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 722 你 You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷，关我屁事 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me? 44Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 723 大 On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜，新娘催我去追前女友 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical10k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 70Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 724 金 Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐，请签收你的小狼狗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy 176Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Sand sculpture sweet pet | social death scene | sultry male protagonist | sober female protagonist] The whole Internet is feasting on the fairy love between me and the actor. No one knew that we were married by contract. He gave me resources and I cleared his name. Until I won the Best Actress of the Year for my acting skills, and filmed the divorce agreement in front of him: "Boss, the contract has expired and will not be renewed." He stopped me in front of the entire network live broadcast, his voice was shaking: "Honey, that date... Can I make a third date?

25. 725 兄 Guys, My Brother’s Got a Girlfriend! It’s My Ex! 兄弟们，我哥脱单了！对象是我前女友！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Guys, My Brother Is Finally Dating! His Girlfriend Is My Ex! 113Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 726 宫 Sharing a Bed Is Forbidden in the Palace 宫里禁止对食 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical12k WordsCompleted Eating Together Is Forbidden in the Palace 123Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 727 黑 Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.5kReads8.8Score168Shelves
28. 728 剑 The Sword Immortal Rises 剑仙崛起了 Xuan Chen悬沉Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted The story follows Mo Wuchen, a once-gifted genius whose talents are crippled. Rising from the bottom, he defeats everyone who stands in his way and eventually becomes the ruler of an entire continent. 474Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 729 情 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Urban215k WordsCompleted My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
30. 730 梦 Dreaming of All Under Heaven 梦想天下 Riding a Bull to Find You骑牛找你Historical206k WordsCompleted A fiery rebirth, slaying foes as I ascend to the Third Heaven. I will create the world of my dreams, so that wherever the sun and moon shine is Chinese land, and wherever people live, they learn Chinese characters and speak Chinese... 11Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 731 戎 A Soldier's Heart: From Senior Year to Special Forces Elite 戎装赤子从高三到特战尖兵 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Urban965k WordsCompleted Wu Yan, a high school senior, has dreamed since childhood of joining the military and defending his country. But with mediocre grades and no clear path ahead, his dream of attending the National Defense University seems out of reach. At his lowest point, the All-Round Patriot System awakens and binds to him, completely changing the course of his life. He gains an extraordinarily powerful physique and a photographic memory, turning his studies and fitness around. He builds a solid foundation by —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 732 农 A Middle-Aged Migrant Worker Awakens a System, Turning the Stock Market into an ATM 农民工中年觉醒系统股市成提款机 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Urban1.7M WordsCompleted Migrant worker Wu Dachui spent half his life laboring without earning much. Tired of working for others, he awakened the Do as You Please System. The System first heals the body, then the mind, and turns the stock market into an endless source of cash. His goal is to never have to worry about money, take his family to see the world, and eventually settle down in a small town, making tourism and leisure his business. 256Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 穿 Transmigrating with the Qingyun System to Do as I Please 穿越青云系统助我随心所欲 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted When an ordinary person transmigrates to Qingyun with a System and defies fate to change his destiny, he can do as he pleases. This is about more than cultivating immortality: it is about taking complete control of one's fate. Changing destiny against the heavens relies not on fortuitous encounters, but on combining the System with one's own will. The path to immortality is not only about growing stronger, but also about pursuing freedom, emotion, and the Dao heart. Doing as one pleases does not 630Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 734 全 The Wandering Legend of Wuyou, the All-Round Traveler 全能旅修武悠的行走传奇 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Urban626k WordsCompleted Wu You activated the “Myriad Forms Grotto-Heaven” in a dry well back in his hometown, gaining a legacy space and extraordinary learning abilities. After modifying the “Black Tortoise” all-purpose RV, he set out on a journey around the world, where he met and grew close to photographer Lin Wei. Through livestreams using intelligent drones, he became a top-tier star travel blogger. On his domestic travels, he rescued a convoy in the Gobi Desert in the northwest, fought poaching on the Qinghai-Tib 23Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 735 长 Restricted Airspace: God-Tier Flying 长空禁区神级飞行 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Urban901k WordsCompleted Restricted Airspace: God-Tier Flying Skills In the silent reaches ten thousand meters above the ground, one kind of terror comes not from a missile lock, but from the Grim Reaper flying close beside you. Lin Yi, an ace of the Northern Air Force with the callsign “Ghost,” is the nightmare haunting the dreams of Azure Alliance pilots. When the enemy's most advanced F-X stealth fighters cross the border to provoke him, Lin Yi never wastes expensive ammunition. He flies his fighter into the enemy' 1Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 736 我 My Wife Is the Empress 我的媳妇是女帝 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted The modern young man Wu Chen transmigrates by accident and becomes an ordinary youth living beneath Qingyun Mountain in the Great Yan Dynasty. While gathering herbs in the mountains one day, he comes across a woman in white who is badly wounded and being hunted. Out of kindness, he brings her home and saves her. He has no idea that this seemingly aloof and proud woman is Ye Lingshuang, the empress who rose to the highest seat of power as a woman and commands the awe of the world. An accidental t 49Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 737 深 Deep-Sea Collector 深海收藏家 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Urban819k WordsCompleted The Deep-Sea Collector Lin Yuan’s life changed forever on the night he leapt into the Yangtze River. Unemployed and in debt, with his mother gravely ill, he was ready to end it all when a cold electronic voice rang out in his mind: [Water Freedom System successfully bound] From that moment on, he could breathe freely underwater and had a ten-cubic-meter storage space that could grow. But he didn’t choose to cash in recklessly. He collected the gold bars on the riverbed, silver coins from sunken —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 738 时 The Spacetime Fatekeeper: I Rewrite Destiny in the Song Dynasty 时空司命我在大宋改天命 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Historical1.0M WordsCompleted The Fatekeeper of Time and Space: I Rewrite the Mandate of Heaven in the Great Song Lin Mo, a history graduate student, transmigrates into the body of a poor scholar in the Northern Song. Armed with the “Mandate of Heaven System” and a Sumeru pocket dimension, he resolves to reverse the Great Song’s decline. He saves Bao Zheng, aids Fan Zhongyan, befriends Su Shi, and supports Di Qing, rising from a poor scholar to an imperial mentor. He opens banks, establishes schools, develops firearms, and b 6Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 739 重 Reborn in Water Margin: Winning Every Beauty 重生水浒美人全拿下 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Historical210k WordsCompleted **[Genre]**: Historical transmigration / Reborn power fantasy / Ensemble martial-arts adventure **[Core Theme]**: **“I wake from a dream and return to the final years of the Northern Song. As chaos looms and heroes rise, this time I will not only rewrite Liangshan's fate, but also gather into my arms the peerless beauties cast aside by destiny.”///1 (/** **[Emotional Tone]**: Heroic ambition conceals tenderness; blossoms of romance dot the blood-soaked martial world. The story carries both the w 37Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 740 星 Conquest Across the Starsea: The System Reigns Supreme 星海征途：系统主宰 Author Dream of Blue作者梦之蓝Sci-Fi & Apocalypse755k WordsCompleted Set against the backdrop of an interstellar civilization five hundred years in the future, the protagonist relies on the power of a System to command warships and mechs and conquer the universe. He uses martial arts to push beyond his limits, ultimately leading humanity to break free of civilization’s shackles and seize dominion over the stars in an epic journey. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 741 光 All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生 The Quiet Duke静谧的公爵Anime Fanfiction974k WordsOngoing Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft 115Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The writing is humorous and the language is beautiful. You can improve your literary quality while reading it.

42. 742 影 The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 7Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 743 顶 A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance23k WordsCompleted A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables 32Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 744 影 The Movie Emperor’s Assistant Is the CEO’s Unforgettable First Love 影帝的助理是霸总白月光 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor's Assistant Is the CEO's White Moonlight 50Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 745 重 Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈，我带四位女明星整顿行业 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊22k WordsCompleted Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry 154Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 746 捉 After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后，我成了热搜第一 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊44k WordsCompleted After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 171Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 747 她 She Is a Man 她是男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted She Is a Man 35Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 748 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊31k WordsCompleted The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 6Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 749 骑 My Motorcycle-Riding Bad-Boy Husband 骑摩托的“黄毛”老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The "Blond Punk" Husband Who Rides a Motorcycle 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 750 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 505Reads—Score—Shelves

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