Short Stories That Had Me Laughing So Hard I Fell Off the Bed at Midnight, Completed 半夜笑到砸床的是,短片完结
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I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱,买了个未婚夫
I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé
12.3kReads—Score100Shelves
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The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天,闺蜜的婚姻死了
The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died
5.9kReads—Score—Shelves
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I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了,但没完全死
I Am Dead, But Not Entirely
2.2kReads—Score—Shelves
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After Two Years of Marriage, I Grew Cold, and the Prince Went Mad 结婚两年,我冷淡后,王爷疯了
After Two Years of Marriage, I Grew Cold, and the Prince Went Mad
1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
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The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友,是我老板的哥哥
The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother
2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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No One Can Escape My Powerful Brother’s Obsessive Love 权臣哥哥的疯爱无人能逃
No one can escape the mad love of the powerful minister’s older brother
1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
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Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲:他怎么长得比我还娇艳
My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me?
704Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Planned to Stage a Broken-Engagement Scene, but He Took Me for Everything I Had 本想演一出退婚戏,反被他吃干抹净
I Only Meant to Stage a Broken Engagement, but He Took Me Completely
262Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Ripped Off His Bathrobe 弹幕劝我别碰男主,我反手扯掉他浴袍
The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Tore Off His Bathrobe Instead
1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
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Before My Dad Died, He Set Me Up with the Wildest Man in Beijing 我爸临终前,给我点了个京圈最野的男人
Before my dad died, he set me up with the wildest man in the capital's inner circle
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Three Months After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Came Back Wearing a Mask to Capture Me 和离三个月,前夫又戴着面具来抓我了
Three Months After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Came Back Wearing a Mask to Capture Me Again
234Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路,朕的臣子只想造反
My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel
678Reads—Score—Shelves
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May You Ride This Horse and Come to Me Night After Night 愿君骑此马,日日踏夜来
May you ride this horse and come by night, day after day
618Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Sky Is Falling! I Woke Up with My Mentor’s Precious Son Beside Me 天塌了!一觉醒来身边躺着导师的宝贝儿子
The sky’s falling! I woke up to find my advisor’s precious son lying beside me
346Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚,我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了
Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue
164Reads—Score—Shelves
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Twins by Two Fathers: How Many Secrets Lie Within the Marquis’s Inner Quarters? 一胎双生两个爹,侯门深院藏了多少秘密?
Twins with Two Fathers: How Many Secrets Lie Hidden in the Marquis's Mansion?
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The Buddha Pinned Me Down for Five Hundred Years, but the Monk Who Rescued Me Was Even Fiercer 我被如来压五百年,救我的和尚比他还凶
After the Tathagata Imprisoned Me for Five Hundred Years, the Monk Who Saved Me Was Even Fiercer
84Reads—Score—Shelves
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After I Refused His Dirty Money, That Arrogant Prince Went Crazy 不要他的臭钱后,那个高傲的王爷他疯了
After I Refused His Dirty Money, That Arrogant Prince Went Mad
22Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Took My Mother-in-Law's Advice and Got a Little Lover, Only to Find He Was One of Us 听婆婆的话养了个小情人,结果是自己人
I took my mother-in-law's advice and kept a little lover, only to find out he was one of our own.
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Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊
[Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously...
1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
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After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Win Over the Unhinged Villain 穿书后我把疯批大反派给攻略了
After I transmigrated into a book, I won over the unhinged villain
201Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn as the Ultimate Green Tea, I Set My Family Straight 我重生成绿茶界天花板,整顿全家
I Was Reborn as the Ultimate Green Tea Queen, and Put My Whole Family in Line
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The Comments Helped Me Out: I Sat on the Male Lead's Lap and Got Kissed 弹幕助攻,坐男主腿上被吻
The comments lend a hand: I sit on the male lead’s lap and get kissed
2Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Hundred Ways to Quit the General’s Household 将军府的一百种辞职方法
A Hundred Ways to Quit the General’s Household
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This Historian Job Is Impossible 史官这活儿没法干了
I Can't Do This Historian Job Anymore
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No One in the Shen Household Is Normal 沈府没一个正常人
There Isn't a Single Normal Person in the Shen Household
194Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn: The Argument King of a Tycoon Family 重生之我在豪门当杠精
Reborn: I’m the Contrarian in a Wealthy Family
232Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Hilarious Comeback: The Foolish Girl Turns Her Life Around 爆笑爽文傻女翻身
The silly young lady of the Shangshu household suddenly isn’t silly anymore. She’s just got a bit of a temper: whoever crosses her gets beaten. If not today, then tomorrow. She’s not refusing to hit them, she’s just waiting for the right moment. Scene 1: Jiang Mingyue: “Your Majesty, the heir to the marquis’s title drugged his fiancée and sold her to someone else. Is someone of such poor character fit to be a noble heir?” “Such shameless behavior makes him unfit to be a man…” The emperor flies
22.8kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
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The Funny Girl Transmigrates: A Hilarious Princess Consort 搞笑女穿越之爆笑王妃
[Daily Comedy] [Funny Heroine] [Putting Scumbags in Their Place] [Sweet Romance] Damn it! I was just lying in bed playing Honor of Kings when I somehow ended up in an unknown dynasty... The worst part was that the man before me, supposedly my husband, announced in front of everyone that he would strip off my skin and make himself a new outfit from it. ...Thinking he wasn't interested in women, I recruited a bunch of handsome, delicious-looking men to the manor for him. Who knew he'd find out and
19.2kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
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Hilarious, Satisfying Tale of a Beloved Concubine's Daughter 爆笑爽文庶女宠妃
A fresh new story is here, friends! Come read it while it’s hot. Chu He transmigrates into the body of a concubine-born daughter who was set up by her legitimate elder sister. She won’t put up with anyone’s nonsense. Her stepmother bullies her? She sends her a fake adulterous lover. Her elder sister bullies her? Chu He sends her straight to a desolate mountain. Her scumbag father wants to redeem himself? Forget it. A dog can’t change its spots. Chu He’s first meeting with the prince is a brawl u
7kReads9.2Score400Shelves
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Hilarious Feel-Good Story: The Royal Uncle Is Impossible to Flirt With 爆笑爽文皇叔太难撩
“Mingzhu, you're not a child anymore. It's time to think about settling down.” “Father, I'm not just thinking about it. I've already taken action!” “What sort of action?” “Prince Jiu has incredible self-control. I can't get anywhere with him no matter how hard I try, and it's driving me crazy!” “What? Prince Jiu! How dare you? You... you even tried to make a move on him?” “If he won't make a move on me, then don't I have to make one on him?” Watching the white lotus who'd been sent flying by Pr
10.2kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
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The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记
The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail
632Reads—Score—Shelves
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The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香
The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink
989Reads—Score—Shelves
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