Tomato's Four Funniest Stories 番茄四大爆笑文

1. 701 太 Taihe Ci: The Most Thoughtless Immortal Partner to Cheat 太和辞之费心仙侣出轨第一人 Mei Wei美慰Ancient Romance320k WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Comedy + Scheming + Vivid Imagery + Expectation-Defying Twists + Matched Opponents] [This fairy is unlike any you’ve ever seen + Protecting the last Human Emperor] The heroine is the only fairy in all the realms who holds no immortal office. The Immortal Lord she married is a heartless man with no romantic feelings. They married in the first place solely to practice dual cultivation and improve their powers, and she has always wanted a divorce. She believes her husband is the only thi —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 702 觊 Covetous Intentions 觊觎希图 Mei Wei美慰Modern Romance373k WordsCompleted The heroine reads the novel she wrote and mocks her own immature writing from years ago. Then she enters the romance novel she wrote as a child. The only way out is to truly acknowledge the novel she once wrote, but she doesn’t know that’s the rule. —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 703 正 When the Warm Breeze Came 正是暖风听来时 Three-Coin Tiger Ear三钱虎耳Modern Romance184k WordsOngoing She glanced at Ouyang Tan, trying to accept that this man was her husband, no matter what he might look like when he was old. He was gentler than Yu Ke was now. Even his breathing was gentle, like a white cat, a very large white cat. His dark eyes were like a field of glutinous rice swaying in the wind, now and then revealing the clear green of water beneath the rice ears. It flashed, then faded again. A faint fragrance of glutinous rice lingered in her dreams and in her soul. He wasn't particul 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Damn it, keep watching and laughing

4. 704 我 My Mother Told Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother 我妈让我把老婆让给弟弟 Ke Xiaogou可小狗8k WordsCompleted My Mom Wants Me to Give My Wife to My Younger Brother 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The plot is compact, funny and exciting, all kinds of genres!

5. 705 相 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 376Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Collection of hilarious short stories

6. 706 同 There's Something Wrong with Me Transmigrating Simultaneously 同时穿越的我大有问题 April Fourth四月四号Anime Fanfiction491k WordsOngoing Goofy, dim-witted, hot-blooded, chuunibyou... Li Wen discovers that every version of himself in every world has a problem! After accidentally transmigrating to the Myriad Worlds all at once, Li Wen watches as more and more versions of himself join him. That's when he realizes something is wrong: There's a huge problem with his transmigration! KonoSuba world. KonoSuba Li Wen: "I didn't escape the Axis Church just to become a pervert! Hey!" One Piece world. Nami: "As members of the Axis Church, 8.1kReads8.3Score624Shelves

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   The one hundred and seventeenth push...

7. 707 妻 The Night Before My Wife Went Abroad, I Secretly Swapped Her Birth Control Pills. When She Came Back, She Went Mad Looking for Me 妻子出国前夜，我偷偷换掉她的避孕药，回来后疯了找我 Ke Xiaogou可小狗31k WordsCompleted The night before my wife went abroad, I secretly switched out her birth control pills. When she came back, she frantically searched for me. 3.9kReads—Score—Shelves
8. 708 天 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 709 我 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃36k WordsCompleted I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 5.2kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 710 我 My Olive-Green Youth 我的橄榄绿青春 Steamed Buns and Spicy Soup包子胡辣汤Urban977k WordsOngoing [Military] [Personal Growth] [Realistic] [Everyday Life] For those who are losing faith in life. This book healed me, and helped me, a confused veteran, gradually rediscover my purpose and confidence in life. I hope you can find something to take away from this book, too. 203Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The top military article 🔝 My Olive Green Youth

11. 711 结 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
12. 712 超 Superpowered Spycraft: An Agent's Blissful Path to Immortality 超神谍武，特工修仙爽歪歪 Chu Yuxiang褚豫翔Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing Truth and illusion are hard to tell apart, And love, hatred, and old grudges stretch beyond count! Greed, anger, delusion, sorrow, joy, and resentment, Who among us hasn’t tasted them all? Spy wars, schemes within schemes, a world of temptation, Half-drunk, half-sated, still unable to enjoy the night. I can change a thousand ways, And unleash every supernatural power. Why should I fear their schemes and plots, Their sharp tongues and cutting words? I roam the sea of stars to settle old scores, W 4kReads9.5Score449Shelves

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    Hilarious technology to cultivate immortality in urban farming!

13. 713 救 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃23k WordsCompleted Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 44Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 714 天 The Taoist Master's Wife Is a Spirit Medium 天师道长的出马仙儿老婆 Strong Ginkgo Leaf强壮的银杏叶Modern Romance275k WordsCompleted Twenty-five years ago, the Kiku School from Japan used every sort of scheme to persecute the various branches of China’s occult world. Xuan De, the Taoist master then leading Maoshan, joined forces with experts from Longhu Mountain, the Northeastern Shamanic sect, and a mysterious organization within the Chinese government. Together, they foiled the Kiku School’s plan to wipe out China’s occult traditions. Twenty-five years later, Zhang Xuanqing, the private disciple of Maoshan’s current master 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I haven't been amused in a long time. This book is so funny. The master kicked the heavenly master down the mountain with a marriage certificate, and married the funny girl Cima Xian before he could slay the demons.

15. 715 我 I Reincarnated as the Supporting Character in My Own Tragic Novel? No Way! I’m the Protagonist! 我穿进自己写的虐文当女配？不不不！老子要当主角！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃7k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the tragic romance novel I wrote as the second female lead? No, no, no! I'm taking the lead role! 28Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 716 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 我 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃Completed Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 718 吃 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃8k WordsCompleted I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 55Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 719 穿 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后，我把女帝骗到手了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃6k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 16Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 720 京 The Capital’s Young Master Is at Her Feet 京圈太子爷是她的裙下之臣 Author Little Koi作家小锦鲤10k WordsCompleted The Capital’s Crown Prince Is Her Devoted Suitor 110Reads—Score107Shelves

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    These two novels are extremely exciting and must-read.

21. 721 虫 The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王，我的开胃菜罢了！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃65k WordsCompleted The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 722 婆 My Mother-in-Law Wanted Me Buried With Her, So I Sent Her Whole Family to Prison 婆婆让我陪葬，我反手送她全家进去 Author Little Koi作家小锦鲤17k WordsCompleted My mother-in-law wanted me buried alive with her. I turned around and sent her whole family to prison. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 723 我 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃9k WordsCompleted After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 16Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 724 诡 The Paranormal World Thinks I'm Dead, but I'm Actually Grinding Genshin Impact 诡异认定我死了，其实我在肝原神 The Wood in the Fridge冰箱里的木头Mystery125k WordsOngoing [Supernatural horrors descend + goofy comedy + Mandela effect + livestream] When supernatural horrors descend, Lin Mian is dragged into a deadly livestream. Everyone at school remembers that Lin Mian jumped off a building last week. Cast as the protagonist in a horror movie? Lin Mian chooses to give up on the spot! A vengeful spirit breaks down the door. Lin Mian raises a hand and asks, “Can we buy popcorn in bulk? My roommate has a Meituan membership!” They try to kill Lin Mian by altering peop 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 725 离 After My Divorce, I Became the White Moonlight of the Capital’s Elite Circle 离婚后，我成了全京圈的白月光 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃6k WordsCompleted After My Divorce, I Became the Beloved of the Entire Capital 2Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 726 红 Within and Beyond the Red Walls, Spring Breeze Enters the Game 红墙内外，春风入局 Momo's Little Words墨墨小语Modern Romance521k WordsCompleted [Older, Powerful Man] [Age Gap] [Junior Clerk] [Career Growth] [Guiding Lover] [Sweet Romance] One chance encounter, one moment of curiosity, and one... At some point, everything began to change. 59.2kReads8.5Score4.3kShelves

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    TZN romance, the male protagonist is in a high position, he is eyeing the female protagonist who has just come to work, and he falls for it at a glance. He has been planning for a long time, testing every step, showing favor and secretly trying to win over her. A mature, sinister and passionate old man gradually traps the emotionally innocent heroine, who is sapiosexual and has a successful career and love. [Working on a manuscript][Working on a manuscript][Working on a manuscript][Working on a manuscript][Working on a manuscript]

27. 727 规 Rule Horror: Starting in the Eerie World of Bichibao 规则怪谈：从诡异比奇堡开始 Fuyu Loves Meat浮玉爱吃肉Mystery303k WordsOngoing [Rules-based horror + livestreaming + national destiny + no female lead] A year has passed since the supernatural descended upon Blue Star. After an accident, the Dragon Kingdom’s last Chosen One dies in a horror game, bringing the nation to the brink of destruction. Su Yuan, the newly selected Chosen One, is just an ordinary, impoverished college student. At the same time, the horror game’s difficulty has risen to three stars. Just as everyone in the Dragon Kingdom is preparing to meet their do 3.2kReads8.5Score366Shelves
28. 728 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI The Melodious Sound of Night Rain夜雨声澜Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca 68Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The system in the first book made the heroine miserable, it was quite funny, haha

29. 729 我 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃17k WordsCompleted I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 425Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 730 精 A Psychopath Slaughters Her Way Through the Haunted World? Her Ex-Husband Wants Her Back 精神病杀穿诡异世界？前夫求复合 Luo Xijin罗惜槿Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted (No Romance, Mental Illness, Supernatural, Hilarious and Chaotic, Unhinged, Villainess, Some Livestreaming, Mild Horror) Also known as: Help! She’s Mentally Ill, and the Supernatural Beings Beg Her to Act Normal Lin Ran was raised by supernatural beings from childhood. They taught her to be polite, to value truth, goodness, and beauty, and to stab people twice when she saw injustice. Who would have thought that right after leaving the psychiatric hospital, she’d be dragged into a supernatural 1.5kReads7.4Score182Shelves
31. 731 机 Raising Kids with Robots? No Way, I’m Childfree 机器人育儿？老娘要丁克 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃30k WordsCompleted Raising a Robot? No Way, I’m Going Child-Free —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 732 系 The System Wants Me to Have a Baby, So I’ll Make It Crash 系统要我生崽，我让系统崩溃 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃19k WordsCompleted The System wants me to have a baby, so I make it crash. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 我 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 11Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 734 我 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后，全家不淡定了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃19k WordsCompleted After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool 1Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 735 爆 Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕：你管这叫普法节目 Qing Wu Fei Yang卿舞飞扬Urban205k WordsOngoing [Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The plot has twists and turns and is full of jokes! The plot of this book is full of twists and turns, and every turn is full of laughter. You will experience all kinds of unexpected situations while reading, and you will not be able to stop laughing.

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