Looking for Funny Beast-Taming Stories Like Unscientific Beast Taming 求御兽类+搞笑的小说，类似不科学御兽那种

1. 1 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 182.8kReads9.7Score22.4kShelves

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   It makes sense for me to defeat a giant dragon with just a slime. Chen Shu (Chen Pi) slept in class and traveled to the world of beast control. With the help of the beast control selection system, he upgraded his slime and started causing trouble. The beast control life of a gangster...

2. 2 让 You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族，你全给炖了？ The Real Erdaomao二刀毛本尊Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d 48.2kReads8.9Score5.8kShelves

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   From the first glance at the ratings, you can tell that the content is not too bad. You have to believe that as a bookworm who has read thousands of hours, I selected these books from hundreds of books in my collection. They are not brainless but also have a little passion. Um

3. 3 全 Reborn to Be A Beast Master 全球御兽：我能看见进化路线 Lemon Clone柠檬复制体Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Lin Ze transmigrated to an era where everyone trained spirit beasts. With the college entrance exams approaching, he had only one pet beast: a little snowball that everyone called an ornamental pet. “A little snowball? Cute to look at, but not much use.” “What’s the point of a pet beast that can’t evolve?” “Its potential is too low. It’ll never break through to the first rank in its whole life.” “Get into a spirit beast academy? No chance.” Doubt, mockery, and sneers came one after another. Lin 2kReads8.4Score323Shelves
4. 4 精 The Elf World: Lord of the Many Towers 精灵世界：众塔之主 Nightmare of the Thirteenth Month第十三月的噩梦Urban6.1M WordsOngoing [A Beast-Taming Story; a slow burn, so please stick with it!] [Note: This is not a Pokemon story.] After an accident, Luo Qingxiao transmigrates to a world teeming with spirits. As soon as he arrives, he witnesses the most terrifying sight in this world: spirits attacking a city. Fortunately, the spirit assault seems to have ended by the time he arrives. After a few twists and turns, he finally makes it back to a safe city. This is a world where humans and spirits live together. Spirits are the 7.1kReads8.9Score521Shelves
5. 5 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.9kReads9.0Score429Shelves

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   It's all lighthearted and funny

6. 6 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 343.7kReads9.7Score50.8kShelves
7. 7 御 Beast Taming: A Divine Dragon Egg from the Start 御兽：开局一颗神龙蛋 It's a Fish是鱼呀Urban3.6M WordsCompleted (Beast taming) + (periodically invincible) + (summoning thousands of troops) + (no bleeding-heart protagonist) + (has a heroine) Note: The protagonist rarely hides his strength. If you want to see him suffer in silence and bide his time, you can swipe away now. What? An A-rank beast tamer can only summon five beasts? Well, I can summon a whole soccer team at D-rank. A divine dragon on my left, a phoenix on my right, and a bone dragon to ride. Is that too much to ask? This book features a huge va 52.1kReads9.0Score4.8kShelves
8. 8 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 43.6kReads9.3Score3.4kShelves

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   I am reading the first one, which is about awakening superpowers and is a bit funny. The second one is super funny, but also passionate and is almost finished. The third one is funny at the beginning, but the later content is incomprehensible without a junior high school education, so the rating is low. You have a strong superpower. The heroine·serial is read by 225,000 people. The first one is very interesting. [Lick screen][shy][laugh and cry]

9. 9 疯 Are You Crazy? Everyone Has a Martial Spirit, and You’re the Only One Cultivating Immortality? 疯了吧！全民武魂，就你小子修仙？ Hawthorn and Rock Sugar山楂冰糖Urban612k WordsCompleted The world underwent a global transformation, and everyone gained their own martial spirit, except Ning Fan. “Give up your martial spirit and learn immortal cultivation with me. It has a much brighter future.” Ning Fan looked at everyone earnestly. Classmates: “Teacher, Ning Fan’s gone crazy! We should take him to the hospital.” Dad: “My dear boy, I don’t mind that you don’t have a martial spirit, but please don’t go crazy!” Stranger: “Hello? Is this the psychiatric hospital? One of your patients 94Reads6.1Score—Shelves
10. 10 损 Harm Not Your Fellow Daoist, Harm Not This Poor Daoist 损道友莫损贫道 Liuliu Residence溜溜居Eastern Fantasy5.4M WordsCompleted [Leveling Up]+ [Playing Weak to Catch the Strong]+ [Goofy]+ [Secret Realms]+ [Spirit Pets] If you’ve got the guts, kill me. Otherwise, one day I might just kill myself! He’s average in strength and talent, but he’s the top scholar, which means he’s smart enough! He has no powerful backing and no master, but he’s got incredible luck, making him impossible to stop! He’s the protagonist, after all. With the plot armor of a leading man, even dying is out of the question. This protagonist is a bit pa 2.1kReads7.6Score198Shelves
11. 11 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 47.9kReads9.5Score7.6kShelves

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    ☘️Lin Chuyi, who failed to escape the tribulation, suddenly rose up and shocked everyone's jaws! Raise spirit beasts, collect monsters, and fight monsters with your family to upgrade! From then on, a little devil was born in the capital, leading a group of little devils around. "Do it! Do something!" Make trouble! Make trouble! "The general of Zhenguo smiled proudly. The emperor looked at the complaints and memorials sent by the ministers, and his brain ached. The stone monster with an inferior IQ——!!! The petty green snake demon——!!! Thirty thousand soldier souls, drought demons blocking the road!!! Demons are everywhere, and the country will be in chaos!!! Unfair articles on cultivating immortals and raising monsters, which are relatively sandy, so be careful!!!

12. 12 御 Beast Taming: The Classic of Mountains and Seas Awakens in the Apocalypse 御兽：末世觉醒山海经 Li Quanshui of Jixue City极雪城的李泉水Urban313k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming + Classic of Mountains and Seas System + Post-Apocalyptic Conquest + No Saintly Hero] Squeezing onto the bus after work? No, getting struck by lightning after work! Overworked office drone Lin Moyang had just gotten off the bus when a chain-reaction crash sent him transmigrating. He opened his eyes in the wasteland of Blue Star, where monsters roamed and divine light flickered, and humanity struggled to survive with the help of [Divine Agents], [Espers], and [Beast Tamers]. The goo 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]

13. 13 御 The Era of Demon Tamers: I Can See Hidden Evolution Paths 御妖时代：我能看到隐藏进化路线 Night-Bright Candle夜明烛Urban1.5M WordsCompleted This is an age of spiritual qi revival, with the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Beasts ruled by demon beasts, inhuman Fallen Ones, alien civilizations spying on Earth, Beast Tamers who command demon beasts, and the soon-to-take-college-entrance-exams nobody Xie Ning. The Blade Mantis mutates and evolves into a Sonic Mantis! The Little Fire Wolf undergoes an origin evolution into a Poisonflame White Wolf! The Ice Crystal Snake evolves into human form… Watching his Beast Tamers evolve into human form, Xi 17.4kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    The first one was okay, but the second one is not finished yet, but it was so good that it made my stomach hurt from laughing.

14. 14 我 After I Learned to Understand Animal Speech, Animals Around the World Went Crazy 我能听懂兽语后，全球动物都疯了 Nan Yi168南燚168Urban606k WordsCompleted The animated series adaptation of this book is now available Urban superpowers + feel-good story for the post-2000 generation + irreverent humor + animal army + communicating with animals + fiery action + unexpected contrasts + turning your life around + lighthearted comedy + fast-paced + subverting expectations “Ye Xiaofan, you can understand animals?!” After unexpectedly awakening the ability to speak with animals, post-2000s kid Ye Xiaofan begins a hilarious life of getting up close and perso 1.5kReads8.7Score173Shelves

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    It doesn't count as beast mastering, but the protagonist can understand beast language and can communicate with animals.

15. 15 御 Beast Taming: A Pocket-Sized Post-Apocalyptic World 御兽：随身带着末世小世界 Ninety-Seven九十七Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Signed for a print edition, so enjoy with confidence] [Rotting Slime], [Abomination Giant], [Bloodflame Saint] [Little Ice Dragon], [Frost Lord], [Frostglow Bone Dragon] [Soul-Attracting Banner], [Soul-Summoning Banner], [Human Emperor Banner] Qian Er transmigrates to a world of beast tamers and becomes a dark-type beast tamer, but his progress is slow because he has no resources. Fortunately, he awakens an apocalypse portal that lets him travel to an apocalyptic world. There, he can feed flesh 20.9kReads8.9Score2kShelves

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    One is finished, one is serialized, and one is new. Just read it, and you won't say a word when you read it [laughing]

16. 16 别 While Others Train Their Pets the Hard Way, You Instantly Get a Divine Beast? 别人辛苦培育，你直接速成神宠？ Cheng Feng: The Wind and Waves Await程枫破浪会有时Urban193k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Beast Taming] [Evolution] [No Female Lead] [Lighthearted Comedy] Zheng Jing transmigrates to a world where spiritual qi has revived and everyone tames beasts, only to find that his predecessor was a pathetic simp... Not only has a gold-digger conned him out of everything he owns, but she has also talked him into contracting what is widely considered the weakest spirit pet. To make matters worse, he must face a trial in a secret realm where death is almost certain... Fortunately —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 逆 Defying Fate, I Awaken! You Start as the Creator of the Dragon Clan?! 逆天觉醒！你开局龙族造物主？！ Lei Huofeng雷火丰Urban3.3M WordsCompleted [Premium IP] [Monster Editing] [Dragon Clan] [Ensemble Cast] [No Female Lead] [500,000 Favorites] "View the current monster editing catalog." [Your primary monster kin: Dragon Clan] Seventh-Tier Calamity Ancient Dragons: You have currently edited [Thunder Yazi] [Fire Qilin] [Forest Qiuniu] [Poison Xiangliu] [Ice Baxia] [Mechanical Chiwen] [Light Suanni] [Void Bian] [Dark Chaofeng] "Next page." Eighth-Tier Forbidden Divine Dragons: All nine editing entries collected Ninth-Tier Law Yinglong: All n 14kReads8.8Score2.2kShelves
18. 18 我 Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.1MReads9.9Score252kShelves

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    "I Learned to Kill Gods in the Mental Hospital" tells the story of Lin Qiye who treated gods and extracted abilities in the "Psychiatric Hospital of the Gods", and grew from a misunderstood "patient" to a "god-killer" who protects the world. The novel combines Eastern mythology and Cthulhu elements, with a novel and unique setting and exciting battles. The interactions between Lin Qiye and the Goddess of the Night, Sun Wukong and other gods are mysterious and full of tension. After joining the Night Watch, he fought side by side with his teammates against the evil god. The oath "If the night comes, I will stand in front of tens of thousands of people" runs throughout, showing the awakening and protection of ordinary people in desperate situations. The supporting characters are vivid and the theme is profound. It is worth reading! Want more details about a character or plot in the book? I can break it down for you!

19. 19 御 Beast Taming: Raising a Useless Cicada into a Life Law Envoy 御兽：把废物蝉养成生命律使 Return-Receipt Missile回执导弹Urban227k WordsOngoing (The rating was just added, so it’ll go up!!!) [Beast Taming, Myriad Races of the Heavens, Extraordinary Paths, Tons of Tamed Beasts, Newbie Author. I hope readers will leave their valuable feedback. The author will do their best to make this story exciting!!!] The life-conductor who plays solo beneath the moon, The fairy-tale king in the toy castle, The Peking Opera martial-arts cat who dances alone before a crowd of thousands. Lin Nian transmigrates to another world and, from the start, become 20Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    I really like it. So far, I don't feel the author's word count is good. I really like the part where the male protagonist plays the violin and attacks in groups. The skill when the red panda transforms into Nangong Wenya is also very interesting. I'm looking forward to seeing what other unexpected skills the male protagonist has. Especially the combination of several skills together. I really like it. I look forward to other combinations of skills. Of course, people who don't like it will feel confused. PS: Highly recommended. This is the first time in the history of Tomato that I have written such a long book review. I am very lazy and have not written more than ten book reviews so far. I really highly recommend it!!! Finally, I hope that the author will not mess up and keep updating! I don't push for updates, I just want it to be finished [crying][crying]

20. 20 全 Global Beast Taming: I Get One Beast-Taming Egg Every Day 全球御兽：我每天一颗御兽蛋 Trilobite and Four-Leaf Clover三叶虫四叶草Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Beast Taming + Comedy + School Life + Passion + China + School Beauty + One Female Lead + God-Slaying] Su Ze transmigrates to a world of beast tamers and awakens a God-tier Gacha System. The God-tier Gacha System lets him draw once a day, with a chance of winning high-quality monster eggs. But…the ways of hatching these eggs are bizarre beyond belief. “Golden Egg: Must be stimulated by a beautiful woman’s kiss to hatch. The more beautiful she is, the stronger the monster that hatches.” “Diamon 8.4kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
21. 21 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材 Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro 1.6kReads7.2Score141Shelves

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    High-quality and refreshing writing, refreshing. [Making faces] [What] [Shocked] [Laughing awkwardly] [Laughing evilly] [Sending hearts] [Almost crying] [Aggrieved] [Laughing evilly] [Aggrieved] [Laughing] [Laughing evilly] [Stunned] [Thinking] [Sending hearts]

22. 22 成 What on Earth Is This? Complete in Two Volumes (The Original Novel Behind the Hit Drama Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) 成何体统：全二册（王楚然、丞磊主演热播影视剧原著） Qi Yingjun七英俊Anime Fanfiction314k WordsCompleted What is it like to transmigrate into a web novel and become the tyrant's bedmate? After a few simple calculations, Yu Wanyin reached a conclusion: she would have to find another way. In this story full of villains, if she wanted to carve out a path to survival, she had to become the biggest villain of all. First, help the tyrant take down Prince Duan, then take down the tyrant and become empress herself. But when she met the tyrant and carefully considered the strange sense of familiarity in his 38.9kReads9.7Score6.1kShelves

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    "What Style" is a masterpiece of double-crossing power and strategy written by Qi Yingjun. A modern social creature transforms into a villain and forms an alliance with the tyrant male protagonist to survive, fighting against forces such as King Duan and Xie Yong'er. It has a novel setting, a unique nesting-doll-like book structure, constant plot reversals, and online characters' IQs. It also contains thoughts on human nature and destiny, making it worth reading.

23. 23 万 Lord of Ten Thousand Demons 万妖之主 Fleeting Light, Soft and Shallow流光轻浅Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After his father and elder brother mysteriously died in battle one after another, Li Yebai, long mocked as a useless nobody, embarked on a path of revenge with the help of a mysterious little tower. From then on, he commanded the demon clans and subdued all creation. 7kReads8.9Score647Shelves

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    Super pretty

24. 24 御 Beast Taming: Don't Call Me a Crooked Merchant 御兽：别叫我奸商 DS Dark Spirit GodDS黑灵神Eastern Fantasy254k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming / Struggle for Supremacy / Passionate / Pure Wish Fulfillment / Management / Mind Games / Leveling Up / Evolution] Veterinarian Li Haoyu transmigrates to the Beast-Taming Continent. He takes over a failing little shop, only to awaken the Beast God Compendium, which lets him see the secrets hidden within every spirit beast. With the Beast God Compendium, he navigates between the great powers. Those who follow me prosper; those who oppose me get “slaughtered.” He thought he could —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A veterinarian opened a beast-controlling store after traveling through time. The pace is fast and brainless. Currently, there are 30,000 words of new books and 500,000 manuscripts in stock. You can keep them.

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