📖Funny 🇨🇳Patriotism and strong learning: The protagonist is reborn and equipped with the learning system. In order to complete the tasks assigned by the system, he does things in class that he did not dare to do before. He stood up and recited English sample essays. He was praised by the teacher and gained the friendship of his classmates. He asked if there was any way to learn English well. She didn't expect that her classmates would be so enthusiastic about her, which was completely different from what she thought, and she would also receive rewards from the system [face covering]
I met that monk about three hours ago. At that time, I was rushing home carrying two buckets of water. He was thirsty and came up to ask for water! Seeing the kind-hearted monk, I couldn't help joking: "One monk carries water to eat, two monks carry water to eat, and three monks have no water to eat... Master! Are you sure you are the only one?" "Little donor, aren't you alone?" The monk asked. "No!" I shook my head, "Well, I am alone now, but I still have a mother and a brother at home." "What about your sister?" "Sister? You mean...?" "The biological sister who was born from the same mother as you!" "No! I only have one brother!" The monk smiled: "Are you sure?" I nodded without hesitation: "I am very sure!" "You do have a sister!" "Sister?!" My mind was buzzing, and after trying hard to recall for a long time, I really didn't have any memory of 'sister'! Could this be a lie to me? "Master! You mean I have a long-lost sister?" I said to him with a smile, "But why don't I remember it? You couldn't have made it up to trick me into drinking water, right?!" "A monk doesn't lie..." The monk shook his head: "She has always been by your side and never left!" I suddenly felt that what the monk said was getting more and more absurd, so I didn't want to waste time. "Monk! Aren't you thirsty and want to drink water?" I frowned, "Then what do you use to hold the water?" The monk spread his hands and then closed them to form a basin: "Just use my hands to hold it!" "They say that smart heads don't grow hair... Monk! You are quite smart!" Inspired by the monk's actions, I also held the water with my hands together for him to drink. "Ah! The water is so sweet!" The monk praised and drank several handfuls of water in a row! He still wanted to drink, but my bucket was not big, and my 'hand basin' always leaked. In order to stop the loss in time, I blocked the mouth of the bucket with my hand: "Master! I only have half a bucket of water left in the bucket now. Can you bear to let me go back and be scolded?" The monk smiled and pointed at the other bucket of water: "Then I will drink from the other bucket." "Master, do you think I am young and easy to bully!" I quickly covered the other bucket. "Amitabha! Monks never bully the weak!" The monk shook his head, "Okay! The poor monk will perform a little show for you!" "Haha Master!" I couldn't help laughing: "Are you going to break a big stone on your chest, or perform Iron Head Kung Fu?!" The monk shook his head: "Neither!" "Those are Vajra Legs?!" "Guess?" "Um, Master! I'm really busy!" I pointed to the bottom of the mountain. "I also fetched water from the creek below. You'd better go there. It's enough for you to drink until you're full. You can also pack it up and take it away!" Seeing that the monk was indifferent and had no intention of leaving, I had to give him a few more handfuls of water to drink. "Monk, my mother is very cruel. I only have this little water now. I will definitely get scolded when I go back, so... I can only give you a few more handfuls of water. After drinking it, you can leave quickly!" The monk smiled and nodded: "Little donor, with a bodhisattva heart, good people are rewarded!" Just when I was filling the bucket with water for the monk, a strange phenomenon appeared in the bucket. I could see images of my family's past in the water, and they were very clear. . . . . . . .
"Whether I am ugly or not is not for you to judge!" The speaker was a female ghost with long hair. I carefully compared her from head to toe with one of the corpses on the ground. I can't say that they are 100% similar, but they are almost the same. "The audience has sharp eyes and their evaluation is objective!" I said to her seriously, "If we, the audience, don't judge, then who can?!" "Me!" The voice came from behind us. It should be a man. "Who are you?" I couldn't help but ask the voice. "Her man!" "Whose man?" I glanced at the woman whose arm was tightly grabbed by the ghost woman. "Our man!" The woman and the female ghost replied in unison. "Can you see him?" I asked the woman curiously. "I can't see it!" The woman shook her head, "But I can smell him!" "Smell... Smell?!" "The unique smell of smelly men!" "Uncle, she said you smell!" I looked at the uncle with a smirk. "Do I stink?" The uncle pointed at the corpse on the ground, "But no matter how stink I am, I still don't stink as much as that guy's body!" "If a man doesn't stink, he's not a man!" The male ghost said seriously. "So you came here specifically to find your own body?!" The uncle asked. "Don't look for it!" The male ghost rolled his eyes at him, "Are you raising me?" "I never raise idle ghosts, especially scumbags like you!" "Am I a scumbag?" The male ghost sighed, "There used to be a sea of water, except Wushan, which is not a cloud... I'm just more sentimental than the average person!" 666
🌈Dad, believe me, I am really afraid of society‼ ️ ⭐️Group pet➕No cp‼ ️ 🍎 Baiyu is a big "social fear". She started out as an orphan, worked hard and finally won the life she wanted - to be with money forever, and then she passed away‼ ️ Forget about dressing up in the book, dressing up as the cannon fodder and fake daughter in the book would be the best thing... No, it would make things worse. She decided to stay. It's definitely not because the original owner's father seemed to be the richest man. The essence is that I worked hard in my previous life to become a cow and horse, but I will definitely not work hard in this life. I focus on enjoying the blessings I never enjoyed in my previous life. God knows why I face the risk of "exile" from time to time. Baiyu: *Big*** Baiyu's father said: You did it all yourself‼ ️
It's a silly piece of writing about cultivating immortality, which is brainless and funny. The protagonist is a stubborn person, but he is bound to a system that makes him die in society. Can he only exchange for merit through social death? Then I can drag the whole sect to be embarrassed together, and the sect will be in a state of chaos from then on.
54 Is there any similar divine book? It's really interesting. Although I am also a financial person, I have never read anything like this. It's eye-opening! This divine book cannot be defined! I can only recommend it!
The main reason is that children's books are too cold, so I can only recommend myself! The sixth attribute + silly comedy. I like to hide in bed in the middle of the night and giggle and have fun. There is no brain-burning plot, just trying to bring joy to everyone. Finally, don't make me kneel down and beg you! Take a look at the children's writing!
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