The first book is great for eating, and it is highly recommended to read it while eating; when I read the second book, my sanity increased in reverse, and the corners of my mouth were dazzling.
The Gambling King begins with a plot, a good-looking plot, martial arts, solving crimes, rivers and lakes, court, humor and writing, highly recommended. [Adoration]
If it was just like this, it would be fine, but he was short of money... Because it had not been open for a long time, the system could not be activated. In anxiety, he simply spent 100,000 Daozhenyuan to activate the system. After that, I saw rows of new system information. "Message: The street stall system is officially activated, and the system's business goal is officially launched." "Message: The system's street stall business goal: the true source of 500,000 avenues." "Note: Before the business goal is reached, the street stall and the stall owner will not be able to leave the current location." "Note: Your street stall is in an invincible state and will be immune to all attacks." "Note: The goods you purchased have been placed in the system storage warehouse..." In this way, the invincible Lin Duofu street stall was completely "welded" at the entrance of Biyou Palace. Even his teacher, Master Tongtian, used his magical powers several times to destroy his stall, so he had no choice but to let him go... "Alas!" Lin Duofu sighed again after taking a look at the jade box on the stall. That was the street stall "goods" he extracted. I originally thought that no one would believe the lottery, so Lin Duofu simply drew it himself and planned to sell it directly using the consignment function of the street stall! I thought there would be a buyer like this, right? Who knew it was still a tragedy! Is it because I am too unlucky to actually draw out a "Golden Elixir of Regret" out of the true source of a hundred thousand avenues?
The first book is great for eating, and it is highly recommended to read it while eating. When I read the second book, my sanity increased in reverse, and the corners of my mouth were so high.
The fire dragon fluttered its wings and broke through the surging water mist. The hot whale flames were like a red dragon that burned all the heavens. Each scale wing was wrapped with a heat wave that could evaporate the sea water. The roar below was torn apart by the strong wind and waves, turning into wisps of reverberation that dissipated in the salty air, becoming blurry and distant. Yihong was paralyzed on the other side of the dragon's body, breathing heavily. He slowly loosened his palms that had turned white just now. The deformed lollipop paper inside had already been soaked. He curled his lips in annoyance: "It's a shame that I was prepared to take a bite of the final salvation." After that, he threw it away. "I still miss Tang after I narrowly escaped death. I don't even know how to save Xiaoxi and the others after thinking about it." Huaiyin glanced at him angrily, then raised his eyes to look in the direction of the fire dragon's flight, frowning slightly. As she spoke, she raised her eyes to look in the direction where the fire dragon was flying, her brows suddenly frowned, and her eyes vigilantly scanned the increasingly weird sky around her. The rays of light in the sky were dyed into a dull orange at some point, and the surroundings were as silent as a huge black silk satin. "Did you feel anything?" "What?" Yihong didn't care, "You didn't feel that guy was coming, did you?" But in the next second, a vague and hollow sound came from under the abyss of the world - [Kongyan]. "I'm going, am I hallucinating?" Before he finished speaking, Huaiyin threw him down. The strength in his heart was scattered, and the figure of the fire dragon lost its support and became dim in an instant. The original blazing red light suddenly faded and turned into a few erratic sparks, falling from the sky. "Don't be stunned, hurry up and gather your strength again -" The next second, the flames that made up the fire dragon were dispersed by something, and the steam dispersed, as if it was strangling the flame at this moment. Before Yihong could react to this reversal, just when the bloody handprints under Yi Xi's feet were about to catch him, Huaiyin pushed him into the wall of water again. "Run!" Not as calm as he saw outside, Yihong felt his body being pulled, and a whirlpool swept him into the boundless darkness and coldness. He wanted to say something, but only a series of bubbles came out, and he couldn't keep it in front of him. "That's really smart, but that's the end of it." Yihong didn't seem to care where he was swept up by the whirlpool, as if he was nothing more than what was in his bag. Huaiyin's whole body was also covered with bloody handprints, and his withered hand covered his eyes. She tried her best to stay calm: "Who are you and what do you want to do?" The rain swirled around her crazily, but when it got closer than three feet, it was crushed by an invisible force, leaving no room for resistance. "You are better than that kid who only knows how to play tricks." Yisi slowly retracted his hand that was hanging in the air, and tightened the fingertips that held the whale flame slightly. The red light that had burned away the water vapor made a weak neigh in his palm, and was finally extinguished completely, leaving not even a trace of ashes. The bloody handprints under his feet glowed with a strange red light, and the prints continued to spread on the water, turning the entire water area into a heart-stopping dark red. "Unfortunately, no matter how smart the ants are, they are still just ants." Huaiyin bit her lip, and the taste of blood on her tongue kept her awake for the last time. Her eyes were fixed on the surging wall of water, and her heart seemed to be tightly grasped by a cold hand - Yihong was sucked in, swallowed up without a trace by the wall of water that concealed a whirlpool. She had just pushed him in with all her strength, originally hoping to use the chaos inside the water wall to allow him to escape, but she didn't expect that she had already laid a dragnet, which was not a barrier at all, but a cage. "Where did you take him?" Even though he was being strangled, Huaiyin remained neither humble nor arrogant. Yisi chuckled lightly, his tone full of teasing and cruelty: "Don't worry, he won't die. The water prison will trap him in the endless cold and slowly boil him. His blood vessels will freeze bit by bit, his consciousness will fade away bit by bit, and finally he will become an ice corpse that will sink to the bottom of the water forever. It is much more interesting than killing him with a knife." He walked slowly towards Huaiyin. With every step he took, a water blade rose from the water, densely surrounding Huaiyin in the center. The cold light forced her to close her eyes. "Now, it's your turn. I'm very curious about what his expression will be like if he kills you." Huaiyin closed her eyes, and the previous scenes flashed through her mind - guessing the identity of the person in front of her, and found that the other person was biting her like a lunatic. But she couldn't just admit defeat. Yihong was still in the water prison, and she had to rescue him. Suddenly opening his eyes, Huaiyin's eyes no longer contained any fear, but instead ignited with determination. She suddenly raised her hand, no longer controlling the rain to escape, but pouring all the power from her body into the sea water at her feet! It's not attack, it's not manipulation, it's resonance! "Do you think you are the only one who can use water?" Huaiyin's voice was hoarse but firm. The rainwater around her crazily poured into the sea, and the entire sea began to churn violently. It was no longer the cold weapon that obeyed Yixi, but turned into a warm wave that belonged to her. "Yixi, you forgot one thing - I am not the only one in the water!" After that, two figures jumped up behind Yisi. Yi Xiang's face changed slightly, obviously he didn't expect that Huaiyin could burst out with such power in a desperate situation: "Don't overestimate your own capabilities!" He didn't look back, and didn't care about what was behind him. He roared angrily, his palms surged, and countless water blades shot towards Huaiyin in an instant! But at the moment when the water blade was about to pierce her body, the faces of the two people behind her appeared. It was Huai Ji and He Xi. At this moment, the two of them were closed, and it seemed that they were being manipulated. The two of them were restraining Yi Si. Huai Yin suddenly jumped up and jumped directly into the wall of water that swallowed Yihong! "Damn it!" He threw the two people away and seemed to rush into the wall of water. The cold seawater immediately enveloped her, and the biting chill penetrated her limbs and bones along her pores. It was a hundred times colder than the wind and waves just now. She could clearly feel the power of the whirlpool of the water prison, which was frantically trying to tear her apart, but she gritted her teeth and swam hard toward the depths of darkness, following a faint warm breath of whale fire. On the other side, Yihong had already lost most of his consciousness in the water prison. It was as cold as thousands of ice needles, piercing his skin and freezing his blood vessels. His palms no longer glowed with any red light. It was dark before his eyes, and he could only feel that he was sinking continuously, and his consciousness was gradually blurring. Just when he was about to fall into a deep sleep, a warm hand suddenly grabbed his wrist tightly. "Yihong! Don't sleep!" Huaiyin's voice penetrated the cold sea water and hit his eardrums. She used her last bit of strength to build a thin rain barrier around the two of them, blocking the cold water of the prison. Her face was as pale as a paper man. Yihong opened his eyes with difficulty and saw Huaiyin's face in a blur. He wanted to speak, but he could only spit out a string of bubbles. "I know you can't hold it anymore, listen to me." Huaiyin hugged his hand, "We will..." She could feel that Yi seemed to be frantically bombarding the water wall outside, trying to crush them completely. There is no time, either live together or die together. Not a monstrous fire dragon, but a small but extremely hot whale flame spark. The sparks fell on the rain barrier supported by Sophora japonica, and instead of burning, they blended together. Water and fire, strangely but perfectly combined at this moment. "Let's go!" Huaiyin shouted loudly, and the two embraced each other and rushed out towards the weakest part of the water prison! Outside, Yi seemed to be preparing to completely take over the water prison, but he saw a burst of red and blue light suddenly burst out from the center of the water wall, and a figure wrapped in sparks and rain broke through the water prison he was proud of, and rushed towards the flooded sky! "Impossible!" With eyes that were about to burst and blood-colored handprints urging him wildly, the waves swept over him again, but this time, the figure intertwined with sparks and rain was so fast that he could no longer catch up. Yihong looked at the pale but smiling Huaiyin next to him, tugged at the corner of his mouth, and complained feebly: "You're riding a horse... Next time you play such a life-threatening trick, I will eat ten lollipops first..." "Stop being so mean and fly higher." At this moment, Huaiyin's face was still rosy. I was burned out. Am I really burned out? "Do you think you can escape?" The next second, Yi seemed to be still stubborn at his feet. "Holy shit, you are such a piece of shit that you can't get rid of." Yihong kicked down, but did not touch the opponent, "Are you kidding? You just caught up with my Life and Death Combination Skill without the buff bonus. What kind of pre-wolf sleep in the Tang Dynasty is this?" "Don't be distracted and continue to swim upstream." The next moment, there was a low roar between the two, and the products in the rain were reviving. Yi Xi glanced up, with a sarcastic sneer on his lips. With a flick of his fingertips, several water blades shot out of the air and slashed straight at the black figures. The moment the blade passed through them, it only brought up a burst of cold water mist. Those things seemed to be incorporeal, without even a trace of hindrance, and they pounced on them again in the blink of an eye. "You want to stop me with this little thing?" Yisi snorted coldly. But the next second, the ridicule on his face froze - the black shadows swept by the waves, instead of dissipating, seemed to be activated, with a strange light glowing all over their bodies. In an extremely twisted posture, they all turned their heads and stared at themselves hanging in the air. Although this can't stop Yi Xi at all, but - "excuse me?" The product in the rain looked at him in a strange manner. This was the first time he had been looked at like this by these products of the rain. Those shadowy objects without facial features seemed to be carrying scrutiny and... Hostility at this moment. They floated up slowly, forming a strange circle around him, and low roaring sounds came and went. After waiting to throw those things away, a burst of steam dispersed, and the two figures disappeared completely. "Be careful of what's behind you." The two of them patted Yi Xiang's shoulders, and Yi Hong squeezed out the last trace of whale inflammation in his body, turned the remaining red light into a fiery lifting force, and pushed upwards with the help of the inertia of the two people's rise! "No, no, no." His pupils shrank suddenly, and the bloody handprint flashed crazily on his palm. He wanted to use the bloody watermark immediately and use the power of space to teleport away! But as soon as the fingertips touched the water, the bloody marks that had been washed away by the rain were completely washed away, leaving not even a trace of residue! At this moment, the color was different from the previous one. It was darker, and the ink-like water poured back after the three of them broke through a certain limit. Like a frozen night. But just as the whole world was polluted by the black water outside, like a dead tree blooming in spring, the sun that symbolized death rose, and the color of the water was illuminated into gold, rippling in a trance... "Hiss—" Huai Ji's gasp came from the other side, and the pain in his tone almost overflowed the screen, as if he had just finished a 999-kilometer marathon and was pressed to the ground and rubbed for 800 rounds. He rubbed his stiff thighs, his face scrunched up, and his facial features were almost squeezed together. "It hurts me so much! Why does it feel like there is too much lactic acid accumulation..." Huaiji wailed and tried to stand up by holding on to a half-dry rock next to him. As soon as he exerted his strength, all the bones in his legs seemed to have been removed, and they instantly became soft and soft. His whole body shook like a Parkinson's old man, and he fell back to the ground with a "snap" of muscle weakness. "Oh my old waist!" He struggled on the ground for a long time, but couldn't turn over. He looked like a salted fish that had been turned over. He could only let the salty sea water form streaks on his face. He Xi on the other side was not much better. I just felt like all the bones in my body were falling apart. It was as if all her soul had been taken away from her, and she lay limply on the wet rocks. Her limbs were stretched out in a strange but comfortable posture, and her eyes were staring blankly at the long-lost blue sky above her head. "... I feel like I'm dead too and turned into a little paper man." He Xi mumbled feebly. He didn't even have the strength to raise his hands to wipe the sweat. He could only let the water droplets on his eyelashes roll down and smash into a puddle on the rocks. Here, although Yihong is stronger than the two of them, he is not much better. He was leaning against a shimmering rock wall. His whole body looked like a drowned rat soaked in water. His face was pale, his lips were chapped, and he was trembling slightly even while standing. It looks like a kidney... "That's hypoglycemia, idiot." Yihong complained feebly, his voice as weak as a piece of grass floating on water. He shakily took out a lollipop from his pocket, not caring about the soaked lollipop just now. He couldn't hold the candy wrapper several times due to lack of strength in his fingertips. After finally peeling off the candy wrapper, he put the still moist lollipop into his mouth and muttered vaguely: "You have to add some sugar, otherwise you will really turn into a mummy on the roadside." Huaiyin almost stumbled over, her steps still careless, but she couldn't care about herself. His eyes swept over the embarrassed companions on the ground, and when he saw Huaiji lying on the ground with his arms stretched out, He Xi turned into a paper man, and Yihong leaning against the wall like a lightbulb that was about to die, his heart dropped instantly. The water on her body was still dripping down, her hair stuck to her cheeks, her face was frighteningly pale, but she couldn't help but smile like she had survived a disaster, with a hint of imperceptible trembling: "Come out?" But the next moment, she seemed to remember something, and she suddenly looked for that figure again. I found Yisi squatting on a big rock at this moment, smiling at him, it seemed that everything was fine. After confirming that everyone was safe, her legs went weak and she almost collapsed to the ground. Fortunately, Yihong reached out and grabbed her in time. "Slow down!" Yihong hurriedly supported her, holding half a candy in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Are you the salted fish you just fished out of the water and turned into sperm? Slow down and don't fall again. I can't help two disabled people." Then he yelled: "What are you doing there for fun? You are honored for doing something weird." He crawled over and kicked the other person.
Listen at 1.5-2 Times the speed of the supernatural mature uncle's voice. The more you listen, the better it sounds~ The more you listen, the funnier it becomes! Ha ha ha ha
The heroine was so hungry that she panicked throughout the banquet at the Pei family. The whole place was full of people looking for food and staged a large-scale starving scene. She was so panicked that she almost bumped into the waiter. She looked embarrassed and funny. Gu Qingyi saw through her embarrassment at a glance and gently told her "don't drink". His eyes were full of adoration and he protected her like his own daughter. The contrast was so sweet that it was so sweet that it was overwhelming.
Funny and Carefully Selected [Like] The first one can embarrass people to death, I can't hold my mouth shut. The first few chapters of the second book are really funny, and the naughty kid is invincible. The last one is really... It's hard to hold my tongue. The classmates in the class are too presumptuous. They all said it clearly. There are so many people who can't find one who lives to thirty. Everyone has his own way of death, and each one is more outrageous than the other [Eating Melon]
These two are absolutely funny, and I have seen the end from Chapter 1. The story is very novel and interesting. Although the second book is in the horror genre, horror refers to those similar to ghost stories, but the plot is not scary, but a bit funny, which is quite interesting. Overall, it is not scary.
Funny and Carefully Selected [Like] The first one can embarrass people to death, I can't hold my mouth shut. The first few chapters of the second book are really funny, and the naughty kid is invincible. The last one is really... It's hard to hold my tongue. The classmates in the class are too presumptuous. They all said it clearly. There are so many people who can't find a person who lives to thirty. Everyone has his own way of death, and each one is more outrageous than the other [Eating Melon]
111111, The anti-fans are not harsh at all. When watching a comedy movie, isn't the protagonist of the comedy movie also unlucky? The protagonist is also unlucky.
This book is so evil 🔥Super burning🔥Reborn in 80, from the scourge of the compound to killing the unparalleled national warriors all the way [sending heart][sending heart][laughing][laughing][sending heart][sending heart]
I wrote it myself. It has no system, no rebirth, and no time travel. It is an original world view with some personal settings added. In the early stage, I refer to Kanto Zhiye, and everything after chapter 33 is original plot. There are the old Rokko He Ninja, the yandere Gardevoir, the sinister Lucario, the iron-headed crow, and the sand sculpture trainer. It is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch.
This live article really breaks through the siege! ! ! I rely on my words to get out of the circle. The setting of peak expert + abstract master is so amazing. There are so many jokes that I laugh over and over again.
💥🌟💥🌟The protagonist lives in seclusion in the mountains. A group of people came to set up tents and camp here. Someone recorded him live in a Taoist robe that looked like that. He jokingly asked: "Taoist priest, can you fly?" The protagonist said, "You have to believe in science." Then he flew away with his sword.
Suxiang'er's press conference in front of the Lingxiao Palace that turned the tide was like throwing a large piece of ice into a boiling oil pan. Although it aroused a violent reaction, it temporarily suppressed the most violent boiling. The fairy market ended its unresisting plunge for several consecutive days and entered an extremely fragile and frightening state of shock consolidation. The exponential curve seesaws repeatedly near the low point. Every upward test is cautious, and every downward pulse is frightening.
Runyu 888 recommends "Yun Che: The Tomb of a Living Person Under the Old Locust Tree". There is a strange legend about the tomb of a living person hidden under the old locust tree. Follow Yun Che to explore the horrifying secrets behind the tomb of the ancient tree. It is full of Chinese horror, so be careful if you are timid!
If a dog meets the heroine of this book, he will probably go crazy [laughing] [laughing] The ants passing by will have to come in and take a look. [Bookshelf plus one] The heroine is starving to death, so you can imagine how much she loves to eat! [Sending Hearts] [Sending Hearts] can be read as a funny and light-hearted article, [Already Planted] requires no braining, no tactics, [OK] [OK] revenge is also a direct hit! [Laughs] How crazy the heroine is! The heroine's thinking is very out-of-the-box! The male protagonist completed all his own brainstorming and self-guided strategies [cool] [cool] [snickering] [smirking] Whether the male protagonist is bad or not depends on who he is targeting [smirking] [smirking] This book is ok! Easy! [Planted] Daily! The imaginative heroine is a concubine who died of starvation in ancient times. She traveled to modern times and became a fake daughter. She can finally enjoy the blessings. [Bookshelf plus one] As a result, the system asked her to slap the real daughter right away! The heroine really wants to eat that piece of braised pork, but she doesn't want to fight in a house or anything like that. [Laughs] [Laughs] After all, what can you expect from a concubine who starved to death in ancient times? [Thinking][Thinking] Isn't the air-conditioned watermelon wifi hot pot spicy strips delicious? The real daughter was so angry that she and the male protagonist were a pair of idiots, one buried in the South Pole and the other buried in the North Pole! [Laughing][Laughing] The real daughter also has a system, the two systems are in line, 9394vs9527
The outrageous scene of becoming famous has come, and Song Lizhi is still immersed in the fact that her June 1 emoji package has swept the Internet. Her Shiba Inu unexpectedly won a dog food endorsement of 80,000 yuan, and the endorsement fee of 800,000 yuan is far more than that of a third-tier star. Gouzi inquired on the spot and finalized the cooperation. Jiang Xiaobai became a dedicated dog language translator online. The picture of one person, one dog and one assistant speaking for the voice was so beautiful.
The "character stew" includes but is not limited to Kaijia Warriors, God of War Grandpa Ox, Only Strong, Kung Fu, Pig Man, The Adventures of Jackie Chan, The Adventures of Lolo, and Super Beast Arms (of course, there are a lot of them, so some characters have less scenes)