Please Recommend Absurdly Funny Stories! The Kind That Make You Punch the Wall to Hold Back Laughter at Night! 跪求沙雕文！沙雕到晚上锤墙憋笑那种！

1 真 The True Heiress Is Frail, but She Can Punch Every Vengeful Ghost to Death 真千金体弱多病，但一拳一只厉鬼 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 37kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves

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High score [anger] high quality [making faces] completion [thinking] hilarious ceiling 🍦 Huge, huge, beautiful! These books are all my favorite hilarious novels. The main characters have online IQs, and they are masterpieces that make you want to stop. When I was trying to catch fish at work, my shoulders trembled when I read them. I almost laughed out loud and was discovered by my boss [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

5 中 A Chuunibyou Teen’s Hilarious Journey to Immortality 中二少年搞笑修仙 Redstone Taoist红石道人Rural Life552k WordsOngoing [Hilarious Cultivation + Modern Urban Life + Primordial World + the Myriad Worlds] In Lu Family Village in western Hunan, fifteen-year-old Lu Xiaohou stopped going to school after graduating from junior high. He spent every day reading web novels on his beat-up phone, and soon became obsessed with cultivation. A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, Renegade Immortal, and A Will Eternal: he knew them all by heart and read them so obsessively that he neglected everything else. He was compl 17.9kReads6.2Score1.6kShelves

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Ridiculous and funny!!!

6 当 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主 On the Strings of the Clear Moon清月弦上Modern Romance610k WordsCompleted Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot 1.2kReads9.1Score159Shelves

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N, super funny. Before the heroine left, she said to the blind family: "Bye bye, Fake Oil!" She also gave a middle finger. You can read the introduction for the rest [laughs]

7 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 11.3kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

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So pretty!! Funny! I laughed out loud several times while reading this book!! I have low blood sugar! I almost burst out laughing in the middle of the night! My mother heard my laughter and asked me: Why are you laughing there if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?! I said I was reading a novel here!!! My mother looked at the title of the book and said: I am reading a novel here in the middle of the night, and I am also reading this kind of funny novel. I don't know what to recommend to your mother!!!!!

9 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: From the Start, I Master Water Breathing 灵气复苏：开局获得水之呼吸 Shijiang Spicy Chicken石江辣子鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted In a parallel world, spiritual qi revival has begun, supernatural abilities have awakened, and demons and monsters are spreading. In this otherworld where spiritual qi is reviving, people have a chance to awaken supernatural abilities and step into the extraordinary. Li Yun, a transmigrator from Earth, failed to awaken any abilities. Then a mysterious number appeared on his phone, giving him the chance to enter a mysterious blind-box shop. As long as he has supernatural energy, he can open blind 3.2kReads8.6Score247Shelves

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Don't say it anymore, you will know it after seeing it.

13 道 The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产！小道士下山投奔竹马 Yueyue Loves to Take a Look悦悦爱瞅瞅Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra 25.1kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves

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I didn't expect that a little tomato could be such a beauty [Adoration]

15 七 The 1970s: Married in the Morning, Burning Joss Paper for My Ex by Afternoon 七零：上午结婚下午给前夫烧纸 The Divine Beast Isn't Home神兽不在家Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Also known as: Clearing Out My Eccentric Adoptive Mother’s Home, the Fake Heiress Heads to the Countryside Short drama: Before Heading to the Countryside, I Cleared Out the House and Reported Him Motion comic: Tong Hua’s Comeback [Reborn + trash-taking + face-slapping + everyone begs for forgiveness + no forgiveness + sweet romance] In her previous life, Tong Hua was set up by Kong Mixue and sold into the mountains, where she spent more than a decade. When she finally managed to escape and retu 74.6kReads9.1Score10.5kShelves

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I am Huang Shaotian in "Full-time Master", and I have just finished a fierce glory battle. Oh my gosh! The book I read today was so funny that it made me bang on the bed with laughter. The speed of my hand almost caught up with the speed of my mouse when playing Honor. The golden finger mind-reading skill that the heroine used to redeem from the system actually had a bug, making it possible for others to hear her voice. This mistake was as good as the one I made in a competition. She also went with the system to seduce the male protagonist, but she was so blind that she didn't even notice that the ascetic officer had already blushed as red as my One Autumn Leaf combat uniform. The people around me were all enjoying themselves as if they were watching the game of our Blue Rain team. This heroine and the system were so happy. I had to quickly talk to Yu Wenzhou and the others in the group to make everyone happy, and by the way, I would also complain about this weird plot, haha.

17 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 22.1kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves

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25 影 The Actress Queen Can Read Fortunes! And She's Fair-Skinned, Beautiful, and Long-Legged 影后她会算命！还肤白貌美大长腿 Su Ranjiu酥染玖Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous + mysticism + wish fulfillment + adored by all + 1v1] The Dragon Clan's princess, Chu Yanxi, transmigrates after undergoing a trial and becomes a notorious, much-maligned celebrity in the entertainment industry? She joins a survival variety show, and her suona rendition of “Zhu Bajie Carries His Bride” goes viral across the internet. During a live performance, a hater shouts, “Chu Yanxi, you talentless pretty face! You're useless!” Chu Yanxi: “Who says I can't do anything? Let me rea 853Reads9.4Score139Shelves

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Good article with high score, finished, hilarious, entertainment industry, double cleanliness, good-looking, domineering heroine, double strength

27 修 The Cultivation World’s Biggest Show-Off 修仙界显眼包 Wei Xiaofan Loves Good Food蔚小凡爱吃美食Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted (A lighthearted plot)(A relaxing read to enjoy with a meal)(A hilarious, doted-on mascot with maxed-out luck) After transmigrating into a book, Wei Xiaofan found herself on a battlefield between immortals and demons, with only a minute left before the male lead ran her through with his sword. In this perilous situation, she chose to make a run for it in front of everyone... After escaping, she had no desire to cultivate. She just wanted to laze around and keep her head down... But to her surpris 294Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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Come on, come on, this, this, this, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people, their abs will make you laugh, super gou, super koi, super awesome! No green tea white lotus

28 穿 Transmigrated as the Villainess in a Dragon-Aura Novel 穿成龙傲天文里的恶毒女配 Fish Tofu连鱼豆腐Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + Hilarious nonsense + Irreverent cultivation + Supporting-villainess comeback] After overworked office drone Wei Xuan dies from working overtime, she transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel for male readers that she'd read before, becoming the wicked supporting character who is the first to be sacrificed by the male lead. She plans to keep her head down and stay alive, but from the start, she manages to thoroughly offend the male lead. She sees the hatred and disgu 269Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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Believe my brother

35 人 Life Game: From the Start, I Take the Stage to Give a Speech 人生游戏：开局上台演讲 Please Wait a Moment请等一等Urban163k WordsOngoing [Heartwarming Daily Life + Lighthearted Comedy + Life Game] Song Yuan earned a place at the top university thanks to his talent, but unexpectedly became bound to a life game that showed him a prompt whenever he looked at someone. [Zhou Leshui: Principal, if you're willing to invest some time, you might get an unexpected reward] [Lu Tao: An honest, frugal man with a fair amount of money] [...] Missions can be triggered every day. [ Ding! Mission discovered: A Speech on Ambition and Striving] [Din —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Always committed to the happiness of sand sculptures