The ancient sayings are light and funny, often smiling, occasionally laughing, always smiling, and feeling happy. [Shy][Laughing and crying][Covering face]
① Chen Yang encountered unspoken rules when he traveled through time, thinking that he could reach the peak of life, but he saw the bullfrog rich woman **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth cannot be silver!" (He is determined to run away decisively) 🔥**Facing the negative comments from the entire Internet, he chose to go crazy indiscriminately: ** "Are you laughing at me for being crazy? I wish you a lot of success!" ✓ Backhand setting "Only fans can criticize" ✓ Hi to mention millions of anti-fans, and anti-fans are also fans. 💥**Lianzong Mudslide Record:** Staff: "Why are you participating in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "One phase is 300,000 yuan. Wouldn't you do it instead?" Staff: "What is your personality?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I dare not kiss a beautiful woman directly when I see one." Staff: "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who is a good person who says good morning at five o'clock? Hell King Dian has just got off work, right?" 🌟**Reading is fun**🌟 ✅ Crazy literature comes into reality ✅ Defeat magic with immorality ✅ The entertainment industry is against the pua ceiling ②✨** Others wear books to fall in love, I wear books to inherit the iron rice bowl passed down from my ancestors! **✨ Lin Heng writes about the establishment of the "Butler Family" - ✔️The son inherits his father's business and works as an assistant to the boss ✔️One job has been passed down to three generations, and people are still there after leaving the job ✔️Bonus super power: see the **shameful narration** above everyone's heads! **Everyday life in the workplace be like:** 🔥Dealing with Bai Yueguang, who spent 7 million from the underage bully in two months: "I'll give you 5 million to leave him!" ☕️She threw coffee at Bai Yueguang and called the police backhand: "Damaged the couture suit, I suggest you use the sewing machine to repay!" Hanhan bodyguard: If you don't compensate, pay 💼Training the Hanhan bodyguard: "Pay? You are acting as the boss!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the heroine's revenge system, and holds the **text modification golden finger** - **Just change a few words, and the plot will directly collapse into a happy comedy! ** 🔥**Zhai Douwen**: The prince wants to fill the princess with feces? **Before the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to the princess" **After the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to himself" **Result**: The prince showed off so much, **Servant**: Who said the prince doesn't love the princess? Even the excrement is not willing to be wasted. **Princess**: "I would rather not have such love!" 🔥**Ba Zongwen**: Did the scumbag kill his wife to prove his truth? **Before the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the daughter" **After the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the chandelier" **Result**: The boss transformed into Tarzan, swinging on the crystal lantern! **Qian Jin**: "Back off, back off!" ④✨**Other people rely on hard work to become immortals, but I rely on eating melons as a perpetual motion machine of merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, the famous "virtuous true king" in the world of cultivation, wakes up and transforms into the true daughter of the future generations who has been transferred to other descendants—— **Good news**: It comes with the most powerful melon-eating system in the universe. Eating a bite of melon will increase your merit! **Bad News**: You have to accumulate millions of merits to return to the fairy world... **Xie Nanxi**: "Help me up, I can eat this melon for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Everyday life of eating melons**🍉 ✔️Onlookers watching the village chief's big black dog cheating: "Tsk tsk, are you really good at playing in the dog pen?" ✔️The online dating scam that strips away the high IQ love brain: "Are you raising an electronic pet when you transfer millions of dollars every week? With the green grassland above your head, being angry to death is the blessing you deserve." **The saved villains**: "Although she is wicked, she is really capable!" **Colleagues in the fairy world**: "She has earned this merit, and I am almost exhausted!" 🔥**Secrets of skyrocketing merit**🔥 ✅ You don't have to be virtuous to eat melons, and merit will come naturally ✅ There is no melon in the three realms that I can't chew!
Su Zheng [crying] Guang [Petrified] strode forward, with tears faintly flashing under his eyes [making a face] [covering his face]. "Ah Jin, I am your father!" Su Jin made a small face and replied very calmly, "Strictly speaking, you are my biological father." Su Zhengguang said, "???" Su Jin continued, "Everything in the world [blows a kiss] and [fear] has its own way. Tao is born [making faces] one, one is two, two is three... All things evolve from this..." Before Su Jin could finish [shy], he saw Su Zhengguang burst into tears. Su Jin tilted her head [face covering] tilted [stunned] [loving], her head was filled with questions. She didn't say anything, so why did she cry [shocked]? Seeing that he was crying [smirk] very miserably [smile], Su Jin reached out and patted his shoulder [saluted], "Mr. Su, look up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and [salute] [smile] [curl] you will find [angry] that tears can [love] flow back. [Shocked]" Hearing this, Su Zhengguang cried even harder. [Making faces][sad][almost crying]
——"My First Daughter": You are the first child that he/she admits from the bottom of his heart that you will be more important than his/her life; he/she is willing to give everything to you (if not, he/she will work hard).
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