Any Stories That’ll Make You Laugh Until You’re Shaking and Get Your Parents Asking If Something’s Wrong with You? 笑到全身抽搐,家长骂你是不是有毛病?的小说有没
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The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神
Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate
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Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙,我有一颗吞天珠
By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm!
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Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙,从星光开始
An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained...
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Fellow Daoist, Is Your Cultivation Really Legit? 道友,你修的这是正经仙吗
Protagonist: Lu Sheng [Lighthearted + funny + absurd + nontraditional cultivation + slow burn] This is primarily a funny, cheerful story with no CP and a slightly slower pace. Read at your own discretion. While selling books, the protagonist Lu Sheng was accidentally knocked unconscious by a rather unorthodox cultivation manual. Little did he know that the manual contained a book spirit from the cultivation world, which forcibly bound itself to him and set him on his path of cultivation. “I can
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Becoming Empress of the Realm by Pretending to Be the Chancellor's Widowed Sister-in-Law 母仪天下,从冒充丞相寡嫂开始
[Revenge + Face-Slapping the Scum + Lighthearted + Sweet Romance] When you’re out in the world, you can choose your own identity. To infiltrate high society and avenge the massacre of her sister’s family, Feng Qingsui decides to pose as the distant cousin of a prestigious household. But just as she’s about to seek their help, the household she picked is raided by the Imperial Guards. She tries another family. Raided. Then another. Raided again. At her wit’s end, she knocks on the door of the “Pr
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A Spicy Sichuan-Chongqing Girl Who Knows How to Handle Tech Moguls 川渝辣妹,专治科技大佬不服
Shen Yi and I began with a mutual game of manipulation. He spent three years plotting against me, waiting for me to walk into his trap. I plotted to have him for the rest of my life. #A formidable pair# #The height of grown-up romance# #Marriage before love#
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The CEO's Wife Is My Moonlight 总裁夫人是我的白月光
Both pure, love unrequited, revenge Shen Jiaojiao married Fu Chen with a thirty percent stake in his company, never imagining that he would turn around and get together with his old flame. The two of them schemed against her, leaving her with nothing. With Gu Yanshi's support, Shen Jiaojiao made them pay dearly.
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The Super Son-in-Law 超级上门女婿
Ye Fan, a useless live-in son-in-law, accidentally inherits the Taiji Scripture and the Stone of Life and Death, setting him on a very different path in life. He saves beautiful women with his medical skills and slays enemies with his martial arts. Not only does he overcome the scorn and ridicule of others and win his wife's heart, he also rises to the pinnacle of the world, looking down on all creation.
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Who Says Middle-Aged People Can't Be Reckless! 谁说中年不轻狂!
“Son, quit simping. Your dad's taking you out to see the world!” Just after divorcing the wife who had looked down on him for half his life, middle-aged Su Mu, down on his luck, obtained the Youthful Recklessness System. Seeing his son ready to die over a green-tea girl, in the past he would have delivered a long, heartfelt lecture. But now… Were lectures any use? He hauled his son out of bed and tossed him into a crowd of green-tea beauties. [Ding! The Host has turned conventional parenting on
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Is the Heavenly Dao Actually a Loli Girl? I Can't Stop Praising Haoyunqi! 天道竟是雌萝莉?我直夸昊运气!
[Top-Tier Looks, Alluring Succubus Villain]+ [Crushing Fake People, Simpering Doormats]+ [Superpowered Tech vs. Traditional Cultivation]+ [Slow-Burn Everyday Life]+ [Do Whatever He Wants, No Moral Restraints] Also known as: The Great Villain Turns Over a New Leaf, but the Reborn Heroines Aren’t Having It! One day, Lin Mobai dreams that he has become a green-tea villain. From the start, the heroines all dote on him, but once the male lead fakes his death and leaves, and the heroines start chasing
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I Woke Up Seven Years Later, Married the Campus Goddess, and Had a Kid 一觉醒来七年后,娶了校花有了娃
One second, Song Yuan is confessing his feelings to his first love. The next, he's in the campus belle's bed. How is that fair? The campus belle, Su Muxue, is the school's universally acknowledged demon queen and his sworn enemy. They glare daggers at each other whenever they cross paths. Song Yuan feels as if he's been struck by lightning, and seethes with anger. “You shameless woman! All I did was put a snake in your desk! To get back at me, you actually tricked me into bed!” Su Muxue lau
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I Gave You My Heart, Could You Try to Love Me? 我的心给你了,能不能试着喜欢我
[Fake siblings + rekindled romance + business warfare and political intrigue + strong female lead + women's growth + inspirational career story] [Mad CEO and beautiful, powerful, ambitious woman in an intense battle of wills] Pudong University is packed with talented students. Liang Feng is a gifted young man, arrogant about his talent and devoted only to his goddess, Hua Ling. One rainy night, he fell for her. Then, in a single moment, his dream was shattered. Five years later, they meet again,
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The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使,全球旅行
(Entirely handmade by the author, who is 100% human) [Global travel + post-apocalyptic jianghu + no romance + comedy] [Seven-year-old kitty ❌ mecha war dog ❌ powerful System] Right after graduating high school, she suddenly transmigrates! As long as she checks in at all seven continents around the globe, she can safely return home a year later! Jiujiu: That's it? This must make me the luckiest transmigrator ever! System: [Welcome to a globally irradiated, apocalyptic world! ⌓‿⌓] Jiujiu: ...Wait,
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Cultivating Immortality, Starting with a Heavenly Spirit Root 从天灵根开始修仙
Transmigrated as a beggar? No, I’m a genius alchemist with a Heavenly Spirit Root. Zhou Hao brought his memories of Earth with him when he transmigrated into the cultivation world as a beggar, only to test as a fire-type Heavenly Spirit Root and enter the immortal sect Yunshang Tian. He thought he was starting out with the destined hero’s script, but every pill he concocted came with a little “side effect”: the Clothes-Exploding Bone-Tempering Pill, the Tell-the-Truth Pellet, the Rainbow-Flatter
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The Milk Tea Trap 奶茶陷阱
The Milk Tea Trap
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Fingerprints on the Expense Report 报销单上的指纹
The Fingerprint on the Expense Claim
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The Perfect Prey 精美猎物
The Perfect Prey
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Thirty Bucks 三十块
Thirty Yuan
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The Cocoon Beneath the Red Silk 红绸下的茧
The Cocoon Beneath the Red Silk
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The Hickey Is Fake, but the Heartbeat Is Real 吻痕是假,心动是真
The Love Bite Was Fake, but the Flutter in My Heart Was Real
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The Unspoken Secret 不会说话的密语
The Unspoken Secret
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The Seventh Phone Call 第七次通话
The Seventh Call
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The Perfect Bait 完美的鱼饵
The Perfect Bait
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The Five-Day Cage 五日囚笼
Five Days in the Cage
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My Roommate Chops Filling Late Every Night, Until I Found Three Hundred Human Skins Under the Bed 室友总在深夜剁馅,直到我在床底发现三百张人皮
My roommate always chops filling in the middle of the night, until I found three hundred human skins under the bed.
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When the Bride Price Becomes a Monthly Salary, What Is Left of Marriage? 当彩礼变成月薪,婚姻还剩什么?
When the Bride Price Becomes a Monthly Salary, What's Left of Marriage?
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The Dad Who Raised Me for Eighteen Years Was Waiting for This Day 养了我十八年的爸爸,等的就是这一天
The father who raised me for eighteen years had been waiting for this day.
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A Secondhand Life of Luxury 二手的富贵的人生
A Secondhand Life of Wealth and Privilege
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The Bills from Before 以往的账单
Bills from the Past
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One Hundred Thousand Per Shot, What a Surprise 十万一响,意外
A hundred thousand per shot, and then disaster strikes.
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Perfect Habits 完美习惯
Perfect Habits
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I Refuse to Date Someone Who Treats Me Like a Charity Case 我拒绝扶贫式恋爱
I Refuse to Date Someone Who Treats Me Like a Charity Case
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Today's Blind Date Rating: So-So (Not for Those Afraid of the Deep Sea) 今日相亲评分:一般般(深海恐惧症慎入)
Blind Date Rating Today: So-So (Not for the Thalassophobic)
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Would You Dare Share a Dream with a Stranger? 你敢和陌生人共享梦境吗?
Would you dare to share a dream with a stranger?
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The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 二哈和他的白猫师尊
[The audiobook adaptation of the same name, starring Gu Jiangshan and Sanshi, is complete. Tune in and give it a listen!] Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning's disciple had been a mistake. His master was far too much like a cat, while he was like a silly dog wagging its tail and fawning over him. Dogs and cats can't reproduce together, and the silly dog hadn't wanted to reach out his fluffy paws toward that cat in the first place. He'd always thought dogs should be with dogs, like his senior bro
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A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌
Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove
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I Come From a Mental Hospital. What's Wrong With Going a Little Crazy? 我来自精神病院,发点疯怎么了?
[Comedy + taking down scumbags + System + satisfying read + 1v1, both pure] Before transmigrating into a book, Jiang Wu was a notorious lunatic who ruled her corner of the world. After a rival stabbed her to death, she opened her eyes to find a fat pig rutting against her. Want to take advantage of her? Better ask whether her fists agree. Born with a taste for going crazy, she swears to knock everyone flat. Whether it’s the fake heiress who stole someone else’s place or the family whose conscien
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Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴!你是我的人形许愿池吗?
Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye
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The Third Book by a Little Lightface 一只轻颜的第3本书
My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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I Was Killed 99 Times from the Start, So I Went Completely Crazy 开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯
[Transmigration] [Wacky comedy] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Happy ending] After transmigrating into the villainess of a cultivation novel, Yan Xiaoyi wasn't worried at all. She had the script in hand, so what could go wrong? Then she got killed ninety-nine times from the start, and completely lost it. She went crazy right on the spot! At the same time, she awakened a System called “Invincible, Ruthless, Ultimate, Wildly Awesome, Sky-High Test Version 0.01,” shortened to “Ruthless-Awesome System.”
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The Lunatic Novel's Cannon-Fodder Villainess Tore Up the Script 癫文炮灰女配手撕了剧本
[Transmigration into a Book + Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Showbiz + Face-Slapping + Absurdist Humor + Both Pure and Faithful] [A powerful, absurdist girl who always says exactly what she thinks × a cold-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside film emperor with a delightfully unhinged mindset] After cursing the author as a lunatic, Yin Shuwei found herself transmigrated into a deranged romance novel as the cannon-fodder wife of the second male lead. In the original plot, her husband would be houn
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The Gunpowder Prince and the Mechanism Princess 火药王爷于机关公主
Tired of running out of books? This historical romance is a blast! Yun Yi, a modern engineering fanatic, transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing in a bankrupt ancient sect. From the start, he’s in a living nightmare: the sect is about to disband, and a cold, beautiful physician has come to collect a debt. As everyone mocks him, he casually folds a paper airplane and instantly takes down the prime minister’s national treasure! While others practice martial arts, he tinkers with gunpo
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I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎
She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact.
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The Scenic Spots He Takes People To Are Archaeological Sites 那货带去的景区能考古
[Already published and available from Taobao, Dangdang, and JD.com under the title A Plane-Hopping Travel Agency] [Changing history’s regrets + patriotic spirit] Jiang Ye inherits a travel agency on the verge of bankruptcy. After becoming a tour guide, he takes his customers to some very unusual destinations. Other guides take people to beautiful four-star and five-star scenic spots. The destinations Jiang Ye visits are either the Qin dynasty two thousand years ago or the Great Ming dynasty five
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Eating the Slit-Mouthed Woman Alive from the Start, and You Call Me a Pretty Boy? 开局生吃裂口女,你管这叫小鲜肉
“Let me tell you a secret.” “Actually... I'm human!” When Bai Yuan, the world's number-one most influential celebrity, a world-class survival expert, and the highest-ranking special agent of the Paranormal Investigation Bureau, said this, his fans around the globe fell apart. “Impossible! Absolutely impossible!” “Bai Yuan could be anything, but there's no way he's human!” “Exactly! My Bai-ge conquered the entertainment industry by using evil to defeat evil.” “Right! You eat three hundred Level N
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Urban: Spend One Yuan and Awaken the Supreme Tycoon System 都市:刷一元,觉醒至尊神豪系统
Lu Ye is a seasoned homebody and professional slacker. His daily routine consists of checking out pretty women and lie flat watching livestreams. One late night, he stumbled across a niche livestream and casually dropped a yuan on it. To his astonishment, he awakened the Super Supreme Invincible Tycoon System! From then on, he left his ordinary life behind, showered livestreamers with extravagant gifts, and instantly became a top-tier star across the internet, making a huge splash! He swept thr
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An Orphan from the Start, Revered by All as a God 孤儿开局众人敬我如神
[A clear coming-of-age storyline · A diverse ensemble cast · Building a business · Occasional thrilling massacres · No System or formulaic tropes · A satisfying story with smart characters and charismatic supporting roles] After his homeland fell and his family was slaughtered, Pingfan was adopted by an old cripple and lived near a mysterious blacksmith. In an age of chaos, the old cripple clung to his obsession and gathered the remains of fallen soldiers. Then the old cripple died, too. When Pi
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President Pei, Your Low-Quality Boyfriend Is Going Wild! 裴总,你的低质量男友杀疯了!
[Two Male Leads] [Both Pure] [Slightly Coercive] [Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic] [A black-hearted, vindictive, brilliantly cunning assassin] & [A cold-looking, secretly sulky CEO who’s a total simp] Ruan Jibai was an illegitimate son of the Ruan family, kept abroad for years and never favored. One day, he returned to China on a mission, putting on an innocent, harmless, but utterly useless pretty-boy act in public. With his impressive talent for vicious insults, he attacked everyone indiscrimina
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The Halfhearted Fiction of a True Heiress Disguised as a Man 女扮男装真千金的敷衍文学
[High-IQ rebellious girl disguised as a boy] VS [Handsome, clueless, low-EQ attention seeker] From the start, Ji Jin was kicked out by her wealthy biological father and sent off to boarding school. Then her half-brother cut off her allowance. Ji Jin didn't care one bit. She'd take care of herself, even if it meant getting into trouble. So she went with her deskmate to sell herself at a night market, only to end up in the lockup after getting drunk and starting a fight. Jiang Cuo never imagin
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Blind Boxes from Other Worlds Exposed, Foreigners Beg to Enter Huaxia 位面盲盒被曝光,老外哭求入华夏
No CP! No CP! No CP! Version One: Ling Xiaoyue was bound to a System that called itself the Interplane Trading System. She had to trade across different planes to earn System Coins and compete in the System World's league. The prize for first place was a whole galaxy. Ling Xiaoyue, on her deathbed, suddenly sat bolt upright and immediately handed it over to the country. Ling Xiaoyue: “One person can't make money as fast as an entire country.” The Americans and the French were stunned to discover
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