Any Funny, Shameless System Novels Over Two Million Words? 有没有200万以上搞笑缺德的系统小说啊

1. 651 姜 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 Purple Lily紫百合Eastern Fantasy511k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Just funny, nothing else? Don't laugh until your stomach hurts

2. 652 我 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Purple Lily紫百合Historical686k WordsCompleted Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 11Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 653 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban206k WordsOngoing [Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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   What else can you smell like "stealing lace panties" and "stealing lace bras"... This smell is very popular in "Revival of Reiki: Sanxingdui Mask Hilarious Live Broadcast"! This book is simply the ceiling of the live broadcast industry, with constant laughter. Wu Yifu and Liu Yinan's live broadcast of killing monsters was full of laughter. The magical powers of the two war beasts "Wolong" and "Fengchu" are so weird that it makes people laugh. "Three-stage shit thunder cannon" and "invisible divine claws that steal underwear", this setting is amazing! The author cleverly combines urban immortality with comedy and nonsense. The battle scenes are tense and joyful. You can't stop watching it. You won't lose money if you invest in it, so hurry up and catch up! 😄[Blowing kiss][admiration][shy][shy][what]

4. 654 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 138Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 65Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 656 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A masterpiece of fairy tales that will make you laugh so hard! Who knows? "Hob Knife Meat Divination Entering the Fairy World" really brings out "laughing" and "rejection"! The chubby Wu Tie fights against the sky and the earth, the unreliable and seasoned talisman always falls off the chain, Lei Pi Pi steals pig trotters, and Tie Han Han throws "poop bombs", the laughter is so dense that you can choke! The plot of the ninth-level qi-training monks chasing and escaping, stealing secret books and hiding them in the basement is very exciting. The atmosphere of the city is mixed with the atmosphere of a fairy, and there is also the blessing of system merit points. It is refreshing and relaxing to read, and it is really a loss if you don't read it! 😄[Shy][Make a face][What][Pout][Send a heart]

7. 657 兽 Beast World: Bet You Didn’t Expect Me to Turn Myself In 兽世：没想到吧，我把自己上交了 A Bowl of Lamb Offal Soup喝碗羊杂汤Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Beast World, farming, infrastructure building, interworld development, cooperation with the nation, turning everything over to the country, and an ambitious heroine (ambition is not a derogatory term) (National cooperation, with an overwhelmingly powerful cheat) What should you do if you become the absurdly pampered wife heroine in a beast-world conquest novel? Jiang Jiao turned around and handed herself over to the country, clinging to the leg of her motherland. Jiang Jiao: Mom, food, pleas 22.9kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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   This article really gets more and more interesting the more I read it! 🍀🍇🍀The heroine is so poignant. When she traveled to the world of beasts and was threatened by the original male protagonist, she directly resisted the original plot and tore up the trafficking system. She would never be a coquettish girl or a slave, and she protected herself securely! 💐Back to reality, he cleverly brought extinct animals to the country. Our motherland immediately pampered its daughter, spent resources to help her fight against the original male protagonist, and built a country in the world of beasts. The sense of security was overwhelming! The part about "young soldiers venturing into another world for their meritorious service" is super exciting. I really can't get enough of this exciting submission!!

8. 658 枯 After Sitting in Meditation for Ten Thousand Years, I Emerged in Control of the Dao 枯坐万载，我出世即掌道 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Eastern Fantasy455k WordsCompleted “Others grind themselves to the bone to break through, while I surpass all limits just by meditating with my eyes closed.” With a snap of his fingers, he crushes Tribulation Transcenders; with a glance, he cripples Golden Immortals; one word shatters Immortal Emperors; a wave of his hand suppresses all the heavens! He breaks the shackles of the Heavenly Dao, settles scores with ancient traitors, dominates the void beyond the realms, and commands the laws of myriad worlds! Invincible through the —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Funny series of stories

9. 659 造 Creating the Immortal Path: Above the Apocalypse, I Rule the Rise and Fall 造世仙途：末世之上，我主沉浮 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Sci-Fi & Apocalypse546k WordsCompleted [No Frustrating Setbacks + High-Octane Action from Start to Finish + The Ultimate Guardian Story + A Feel-Good Civilization-Building Novel] The Scarlet Tide catastrophe ravages the world. Mutants run rampant, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. Lin Yan hides in an office building restroom, staring at his family’s final message on his phone: “Run!” He thinks human civilization is about to come to an end. But at the edge of despair, he awakens the Origin of Creation and becomes the un —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 660 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Side Hustle: Becoming a God 摆烂魔尊的「副业封神」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳40k WordsCompleted The Lazy Demon Venerable’s Side Hustle Ascension —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 661 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Becomes a School Principal 摆烂魔尊「当校长」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳31k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Becomes a Principal —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 662 魔 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Demon Realm Market 魔尊摆烂「妖界集市」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳18k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord: The Demon Realm Bazaar —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 663 魔 The Lazy Demon Lord’s Auction House 魔尊摆烂「拍卖行」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳17k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord: The Auction House —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 664 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Appointed Judge of the Heavenly Dao 摆烂魔尊授命「天道判官」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳23k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Is Appointed Heavenly Judge —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 665 摆 The Lazy Demon Lord Takes Charge of the Underworld 摆烂魔尊「掌阴司」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳35k WordsCompleted The Laid-Back Demon Lord Takes Charge of the Underworld —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 666 魔 The Demon Palace Manor’s Bizarre Rules for Slacking Off Across the Three Realms 魔宫山庄的「三界摸鱼规则怪谈」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳26k WordsCompleted The Three Realms’ Bizarre Rules for Slacking Off at the Demon Palace Manor —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 667 手 My Subordinates Urge Me to Destroy the World, So I Turn the Demon Palace into a Farmstay 手下催我灭世，我把魔宫改成农家乐 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳41k WordsCompleted My Subordinates Keep Urging Me to Destroy the World, So I Turned the Demon Palace into a Farm Stay —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 仙 A Record of Slacking Off at Work Across the Immortal, Demon, and Monster Realms 仙魔妖三界的「职场摸鱼实录」 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳21k WordsCompleted A Record of Slacking Off at Work in the Three Realms of Immortals, Demons, and Yaoguai —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 669 北 I Got Beiming Divine Skill from Wrestling, and Turned Lingbo Weibu into Radio Calisthenics 北冥神功是摔跤送的，凌波微步是广播体操改的 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Male-Channel Fanfiction93k WordsCompleted The Northern Darkness Divine Skill Came from Wrestling, and the Wave Treading Steps Were Adapted from Broadcast Calisthenics —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 670 渡 Tribulation-Surviving Immortal Venerable: Forced to Take a Child Along on My Ascension 渡劫仙尊·被逼带娃飞升 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳52k WordsCompleted Tribulation-Transcending Immortal Venerable: Forced to Take a Kid Along on His Ascension 2Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 671 当 When the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Meets the Ultimate Brat 当齐天大圣遇上“熊孩子”天花板 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳Male-Channel Fanfiction7k WordsCompleted When the Great Sage Equal to Heaven meets the ultimate troublemaking kid —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 672 本 I Alone Guard the Demon Pass, Yet My Clan Is Purged 本帝独镇妖关，家族却被清算 Yun Liu Who Loves Oyster Mushroom and Tofu Stew爱吃平菇炖豆腐的云柳9k WordsCompleted I Alone Guard the Demon Pass, Yet My Clan Is Purged 5Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 673 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 68.4kReads9.4Score8.9kShelves

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    🏜🏜This book is super funny, it almost made me laugh, hahaha. Gaga is beautiful, the heroine is crazy, and it's really funny. It's the first time I read such a funny and refreshing article. I had fun all night. Every chapter is full of laughter. Don't miss it.

24. 674 荒 Lord of the Absurd 荒诞之主 Mu Zi Qing Yue木子清岳Male-Channel Fanfiction424k WordsCompleted A new work is here! Come read my story on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The word count is not accurate, but the others are okay

25. 675 超 Super Manufacturer 超级制造商 Silly Little Si傻小四Urban5.5M WordsCompleted In the Nebula i9 Intelligent Factory System, there’s nothing it can’t manufacture, only things you haven’t thought of. As long as you have the money, it can help you rule the world. Starting with the creation of the first “basic-grade” factory, he watches the beginnings of a vast commercial empire take shape. And this is only the start of the voyage. Spanning different industries, different races, and different worlds, it all comes down to the most fundamental things: trading, manufacturing, and 130Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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26. 676 从 Setting Out from Blue Star 从蓝星出发 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Sci-Fi & Apocalypse285k WordsCompleted From Blue Star to secret realms, from the mortal world to the immortal world, I transmigrate again and again only to seek the Dao in my heart! Experience the genuine feelings of the human world and discover the meaning of survival. From ordinary to invincible, it is a journey of growth filled with both joy and sorrow. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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27. 677 不 I'm Done Being a Doormat. Time to Turn Dark 不当老实人了，黑化吧 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Urban343k WordsCompleted As someone from the bottom of society, if anyone refuses to listen to me, I'll make them! Heh heh, time to turn evil! Come on out, evil System! I've made up my mind. From a lowly maintenance worker to an unparalleled immortal-cultivation Pill King, I'll lead everyone on the path of cultivation. A hilarious, high-level martial arts novel worth collecting. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 678 寒 The Phoenix of a Humble Family: From the Start, Bound to the Slaughter System 寒门枭士：开局绑定杀生系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy240k WordsCompleted Leng Feng, an S-class soldier of China's Dragon Group with the codename “Lone Wolf,” excels at hand-to-hand combat, firearms, tactics, infiltration, demolition, and wilderness survival. He lives by the creed: “Those who offend me will be punished, no matter how far away; those under my protection will not yield an inch.” After transmigrating, his soul inhabits the body of a poor hunter. He looks stern, but inwardly he's a quip machine, and the clash between his modern outlook and ancient surroun 2Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 679 别 Don’t Stop Me from Taking a Beating! The Counterattack Is Only Sweet When It’s Time! 别拦我挨揍！反杀时才够爽！ Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy670k WordsCompleted With a System + steady as an old dog + master schemer + comedy + face-slapping the male lead!! He transmigrates into the Sword Venerable, complete with an anti-cliché buff! The male lead tries to snatch a secret manual? I get there first, then throw in a sarcastic comment for good measure. The male lead finds an opportunity? I beat him to it, then play the pig to eat the tiger. The Sword Venerable male lead makes a threat? I fire back with modern memes and crush him with sheer strength, leaving 4Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 680 魂 Soul Transmigration: The Beast-Taming System 魂穿之百兽奴役系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy732k WordsCompleted After Chen Mo was hit and sent flying by a dump truck in the modern world, he heard an obsession whisper in the darkness: “Revenge... Chenjiawan...” He jolted awake to find himself amid ruins, assaulted by the pungent stench of blood and burnt debris. As a splitting headache washed over him, the original owner’s memories surged in: an orphan, raised by the village, whose home had been slaughtered. He struggled to his feet and saw the carnage, overwhelmed by grief and rage. Fighting through his d 1Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 681 人 Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记，通天被玩坏了 Rampaging Portuguese Egg Tart暴走的葡式蛋挞Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc 85.9kReads9.2Score8.7kShelves

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    🔥🔥Fuck, fuck, look at the data and make a book about the gods. 🍁🍁🍁The male protagonist woke up, traveled to Hongkunlun Mountain, and became the first creation of the world. The power of evil obstacles turned into evil dragons, and he became a registered disciple of Jiejiao. 🔥🔥He got the diary system by accident. As long as he writes a diary every day, he will get powerful powers. Let's see how he can play the game.

32. 682 笑 Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖：破罐与鸭公 The Forms of the Mystic Sea玄海辙形Urban370k WordsCompleted Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cave, thrilling, leisurely and fun, humorous jokes, suspense, imagination, system, city, diversity. The new troubles of the one-eyed old president who has a thick and short body, a thick short white beard that surrounds his red lips, stitches in his mouth, be careful not to laugh randomly, and a black cloth around his head...

33. 683 番 Notes from the Tomato Novel Team 番茄小说团队随笔 Tomato Novel Team番茄小说团队297k WordsOngoing Hello, dear readers! This book is an original work by the Tomato Novel team. The first volume will introduce you to Tomato Novel in the form of essays. The second will take the form of a novel and reveal the people behind this app and their stories. We hope this helps you get to know us better! 20.8kReads8.4Score27.8kShelves
34. 684 阎 The King of Hell's Decree 阎王令 Lone Angler in the River Snow江雪独钓者Urban1.0M WordsCompleted At his girlfriend's request, Tang Zuo took the fall for her younger brother and spent five whole years in prison. But on the day he was released, he discovered that his girlfriend had gotten together with his former best friend. When they saw Tang Zuo, neither his girlfriend nor his former friend showed the slightest remorse. Instead, they humiliated him at every turn. What they could never have imagined was that Tang Zuo had encountered a stroke of fortune in prison, and now they were about to 1.6kReads8.5Score220Shelves

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