A Female Lead Who Comes Up with All Kinds of Funny Reasons to Break Up 女主用各种理由分手的，有点搞笑。

1. 551 她 She Sewed It into the Second Button of My Shirt 她缝在我衬衫第二颗纽扣里 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She Sewed It into the Second Button of My Shirt —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 552 裁 Layoff Notice 裁员通知书 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted Layoff Notice 1Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 553 烟 Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 872.8kReads9.6Score195.5kShelves
4. 554 我 Could I Really Get Canceled in a Rules-Based Horror Game? 我还能在规则怪谈里塌房不成？ Xi Yao喜杳Mystery2.2M WordsOngoing [Infinite-Flow + Rules-Based Horror + Horror Game + Strong Female Team + A Group of People With Questionable Sanity] Just before their debut, the group Shili belonged to was betrayed by a bandmate, who framed them for bullying. Their debut fell through, while the bandmate won netizens’ sympathy and relaunched her career to great success. To this day, Shili’s social media accounts are still flooded with abuse from the other girl’s rabid fans. As luck would have it, in the third year after the com 67.7kReads9.6Score8.1kShelves
5. 555 异 City of Beasts 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [The new book The Maze of Inversion has begun serialization. Updates come at 9 p.m. every evening. Please continue to support it.] Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 460.1kReads9.7Score70.3kShelves
6. 556 起 Getting to the Bottom of Mind-Reading 起底观心术 Bao Erri鲍尔日Urban1.5M WordsCompleted When I was five, a fortune-teller said I’d be able to read people’s minds when I grew up. My parents thought I was a genius and spent the whole family’s savings to send me to school. But I failed the college entrance exam and became a fried-noodle vendor. That vendor later became a “Walking Encyclopedia,” all thanks to the saying, “In books, there are houses of gold.” You are not just who you are. You can become a different kind of dazzling light. Read a comment on the first page, and you’ll get 161.5kReads9.6Score36.4kShelves
7. 557 我 With a Fox Immortal, I Subdue a Hundred Ghosts 我以狐仙镇百鬼 Purple Dream Wandering Dragon紫梦游龙Mystery10.2M WordsOngoing The day I was born, nineteen bolts of thunder struck around our family’s courtyard. A fortune-teller said I was born a demon child, fated to suffer eighteen calamities in my life. Either someone else would die, or I would. As it turned out, the fortune-teller met his own calamity on the very day I was born. He carried me out of the village, and suddenly dropped dead! 794.8kReads9.4Score51.4kShelves
8. 558 宝 Baby, Please, Won't You Let Me Play With You? 宝宝，求你，玩我好不好 Dawn Light清晨曙光Modern Romance330k WordsCompleted Roguish, devilishly handsome young master vs. clear-headed, sweet and gentle good girl Powerful man bows his head + groveling to win her back + both leads are faithful Xie Wang, head of the Xie family, is a notorious playboy. Shen Tingwan, the beloved young lady of the Shen family, is known by everyone as a well-behaved girl. They were worlds apart, until Shen Tingwan caught him dealing with a lover. Xie Wang said, “I just dumped a woman, and now you've walked right into my arms. You can be 1.2kReads8.8Score140Shelves
9. 559 重 My Reborn Ex-Husband Is a Pitiful Crybaby Who Blushes and Begs for Kisses 重生前夫是小可怜爱哭脸红要亲亲 May Every Generation Ascend to Heaven辈辈上天Modern Romance274k WordsCompleted [Reborn at school + Sweet romance + She pursues him + Revenge on scumbags + Pure love + HE] A bold, flirtatious, hot-tempered heroine who knows exactly how to charm × a love-starved, devoted hero with an intense possessive streak Qu Wan was a bad woman. She stopped at nothing to get what she wanted. In her previous life, she was forced to marry someone she didn't love, and slept with her husband without giving him her heart. She cursed him and acted as if he didn't exist! When her father went to 236Reads—Score—Shelves

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   In this book, the heroine couldn't catch up with her, and she stopped pursuing her later on. She found various reasons to break up with the hero.

10. 560 小 The Little Sweetie Cried Again, and the Scheming CEO Knelt to Comfort Her 小娇娇又哭了，腹黑总裁跪着哄 The Beautiful, Cute, Kind Song Qian美丽可爱善良的宋浅Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted (Sweet romance + marriage first, love later + intense push and pull + sizzling chemistry) A sweet, delicate heiress like a little white rabbit ✘ a flirtatious young master who always has something saucy to say Jiang Rou doesn't remember how old she was when she fell for Shen Yan. A secret crush is one person's private chaos, but when another man appears, the show gets increasingly lively. She first meets Fu Jingshen in the bed of a presidential suite. He was drugged, and she walked into the wron 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this book. You can tell from the introduction how humble the male protagonist is. The main character is a cold-faced guy who washes his underwear while his wife curls her fingers and he comes over obediently.

11. 561 神 The Mighty Little Constable 神通小捕快 Seven Stars in Hand手握七星Martial Arts1.9M WordsOngoing “One leaf riding the wind, roaming ten thousand miles; a dashing constable, famous throughout the land.” The most righteous men are often those society looks down on, and heroes rise from the streets. The spring breeze and I are both passing travelers, but your name alone belongs to the martial world. Ye Fei, a lowly errand boy at an inn, is rejected by the Su family because he's nothing but a nobody who runs errands! Who could have guessed that after getting drunk, saving a beauty, and catching 10.2kReads8.8Score964Shelves

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    Food everywhere is just a bowl of human fireworks

12. 562 绝 The Peerless Master Is Actually a Lazybones 绝世高手其实是条咸鱼 Free Ash Gray自由的烟灰色Ancient Romance494k WordsCompleted The heroine is a straight woman with formidable martial arts skills. The hero is a scion of an aristocratic family who seems harmless but is ruthless beneath the surface. There are no palace intrigues or household battles because the hero and her father take care of every problem. Both the hero and her prince father dote on her. (Both are untouched; sweet romance.) 5.2kReads8.1Score557Shelves
13. 563 死 On the Seventh Day After My Death, I Made the Scumbag and His Mistress Stick Together 死后第七天，我让渣男茶女锁死 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Mystery48k WordsCompleted On the Seventh Day After My Death, I Made the Scumbag and His Tea-Green Mistress Stay Together 192Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Suspense, a little sadistic. "If I had known that my widowed husband was so happy, I should have cursed him to death earlier." She held up the red wine and raised her eyebrows. My three-year-old daughter suddenly ran over holding my deceased photo: "Mom, daddy is crying." In the photo, blood and tears oozed from the corners of my eyes, and all the electrical appliances in the living room flashed crazily. There was a sudden knock on the door - it was my best brother in life.

14. 564 桀 The Arrogant Crown Prince's White Moonlight? He's Just a Servant at Her Feet! 桀骜太子爷白月光？是她裙下臣！ Yu Qianqian渔钱钱Modern Romance322k WordsCompleted [Pampered, dazzling heiress x rebellious young master] [Sweet romance + secret love turns mutual + both are each other's first + long-laid plans + bickering couple + sharp tongues] After fainting, Shi Wanxia realized that the world she lived in was actually a novel. She was just an insignificant side character, while her brother, Shi Jing'an, was the male lead's sworn enemy! The first thing Shi Wanxia did after waking up was try to stop her brother from causing trouble again, but every time, she 1.3kReads7.0Score139Shelves

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    This one! The male protagonist is super green tea, but he has a secret crush on the female protagonist but he doesn't dare to tell her! The heroine gives him pleasure just by looking at him! The female protagonist uses various reasons to reject the male protagonist, so white!

15. 565 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI The Melodious Sound of Night Rain夜雨声澜Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca 68Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The system used various reasons to let them be together, which is very funny

16. 566 漂 The Beautiful Girl Next Door Wakes Up and Joins the Army. Officers Fight Over Her 漂亮白月光觉醒随军，首长争又抢 Nan Wanwan南绾绾Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted “Second Chance at Love, Spatial Ability, Everyone’s Favorite, Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium, Adorable Baby, Military Marriage” In the third year of living apart from He Shaoyan and fighting over a divorce, Ye Qingzhi began having prophetic dreams. At first, they were just trivial things, until one day she dreamed that her brother-in-law imprisoned her, while her sister became his accomplice and drove her insane before she died a gruesome death. After she died, the man who had repeatedly cl 31.2kReads6.9Score2.5kShelves

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    🥺She dreamed of being imprisoned by her brother-in-law and driven mad by her sister. After her death, He Shaoyan sent her sister to hell with a bullet and her future was completely ruined. When she woke up, she took out a switchblade and stabbed the scumbag into the hospital, and then went to the military area to find the man who said he hated her. He Shaoyan: "Ye Qingzhi, I won't be fooled again!" But when she was surrounded by single officers who were courting her, he directly carried her home: "My wife, whoever touches her will die!" Reunion + military marriage + space, rush!

17. 567 全 The Whole Wealthy Family Calls Me Wicked, but I'm Just Starving! 全豪门都说我恶毒，其实我饿肚！ Meow Stick喵棍棍Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted She opens her eyes to find that a starving illegitimate daughter has transmigrated into the body of a wicked supporting character, a fake heiress. All she wants to do is eat. The crown prince, who had been set on breaking off their engagement, turns into a lovesick fool and launches a full-on forced romance! The real heiress is furious! She vows to bury this deranged couple, one at the South Pole and the other at the North Pole! [Comedy + Madness + Fake Heiress + Lighthearted + Everyday Life + F 536Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Very funny! This one! The heroine didn't mention the breakup, she couldn't remember it at all! Everyone goes crazy following the heroine! [Laughing][Laughing] The heroine was very cowardly at first [laughing][laughing], but later she became so insane that the whole city knew she was insane. [Laughing] The first time she met the male protagonist, she threw him over her shoulder! [Making faces] [Making faces] The heroine is a concubine who starved to death in ancient times and was dressed as a fake daughter. The system asked her to slap the real daughter at the beginning [awkward laugh] [awkward laugh] As a result, the heroine is worse than the real daughter, and the real daughter is pissed to death by the crazy couple! The heroine later returned to ancient times, [cool] [cool] tore apart her scumbag father and stepped on her legitimate mother, [thinking] [thinking] avenging my little mother! Really crazy! [Already planted][Add one to the bookshelf] The male protagonist is chasing the ancient times! It's actually a funny and light-hearted food article! If you like this type, if you want to relax and stop using your brain, you can read this book [OK][OK]

18. 568 侯 The Marquis Brought His Benefactor Home and Tried to Make Me Take Her as a Concubine. I Smiled, Handed Him Divorce Papers, and Left Him in Agony 侯爷带恩人回府逼我纳妾，我笑着递上和离书让他悔断肠 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯12k WordsCompleted The Marquis brought his benefactor home and tried to make me accept her as a concubine. I smiled, handed him our divorce papers, and let him regret it until his heart broke. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    On the seventh day after her death, 37 unread messages popped up on her phone, all of which were quotes from her husband. "The cornea is 280,000 yuan, and the heart is 850,000 yuan." At the bottom is the daughter's voice: "Mom, when will you wake up?" At this moment, her rotten fingers moved in the coffin.

19. 569 闺 My Best Friend Replied “Oh,” So I Flipped Her Wedding Table 闺蜜回"哦"，我直接掀了她婚礼桌 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted My best friend replied, "Oh." I flipped over the tables at her wedding. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 570 订 At Our Engagement Party, He Scraped My Face in Front of Everyone, So My Mom Grabbed a Fish Platter and Slammed It on His Head 订婚宴上，他当众扒我脸皮，我妈抄起鱼盘扣他头上 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted At the engagement banquet, he publicly tore off my face. My mom grabbed a fish platter and slammed it over his head. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 571 穿 On My First Day After Transmigrating, I Was Sold as a Dog. By the Third, I Was the One Person My Master Couldn't Live Without 穿越第一天被当狗卖，第三天我成了主人最离不开的人 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯13k WordsCompleted Sold as a dog on my first day after transmigrating, I became the person my master couldn't live without by the third. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 572 离 You Want a Divorce? Pay Back the Twelve Installments on the Rolex I Bought You First! 离婚是吧？把我买劳力士的12期分期先还了！ A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted You Want a Divorce? Then Pay Me Back for the 12 Installments on the Rolex I Bought! 3Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 573 他 The Day He Gave Me Diamonds, I Sent Him to Prison 他送我钻石那天，我把他送进监狱 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted The day he gave me diamonds, I sent him to prison. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 574 我 I Counted Down the Days While Drinking Expired Yogurt, but the Higher-Dimensional System Learned How to Let Go 我数着过期酸奶等死，高维系统却为我学会了“舍不得” A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted I counted expired yogurt cups as I waited to die, while a higher-dimensional System learned what it meant to be unable to let go 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 575 报 After I Reported My Father to the Police, His Classified Files Saved My Life 报警抓父后，他的绝密档案救了我命 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted After I Reported My Father to the Police, His Top-Secret File Saved My Life 2Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 576 装 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years and Got Cheated On. My Ex Pretended Not to Know Me at Her Engagement Party. Then She Went Bankrupt 装穷三年被绿，前女友订婚宴上装不认我，后来她破产了 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯13k WordsCompleted I pretended to be poor for three years and got cheated on. At my ex-girlfriend's engagement banquet, she pretended not to know me. Then she went bankrupt. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 577 8 Blood Seeps Through the Wall of Room 802 Every Night. My Mad Neighbor Yells, “Stop Wiping It. Your Sister Is Smiling.” 802那堵墙每晚渗血，疯邻居却骂我：别擦了，你妹在笑 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯12k WordsCompleted Blood seeps through the wall of Room 802 every night, but my insane neighbor yells at me: “Stop wiping it. Your sister is smiling.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 578 满 My Entire Family Was Sentenced to Death, but the Crown Prince Kept Me Alive 满门抄斩，太子留我当活口 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted My Entire Family Was Sentenced to Death, but the Crown Prince Kept Me Alive 1Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 579 权 The Powerful Minister Killed My Mother? Perfect, I Specialize in Sending Villains to Hell 权臣杀我娘？巧了，我专送恶人下黄泉 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯Ancient Romance15k WordsCompleted A Powerful Minister Killed My Mother? Perfect, I Specialize in Sending Villains to Their Doom 1Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 580 他 While He Was Stealing My Girlfriend, I Was Handing Him Bricks 他挖墙脚时，我在递砖 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯11k WordsCompleted While he was trying to steal my girl, I was handing him bricks. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 581 和 After Three Years as a Political Bride, I Made All of Beili Bury Me 和亲三年，我让整个北历给我陪葬 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted After three years as a political bride, I made all of Beili die with me. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 582 我 I Bought a Man for Twenty Taels of Silver, and He Later Became the Marquis of Zhenbei 我花二十两买了个男人，他后来成了镇北侯 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted I spent twenty taels of silver to buy a man. He later became the Marquis of Zhenbei. —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 583 锤 Hold Your Hammer! He Coughed Up Blood and Collapsed Into My Arms 锤下留人？他咳血往我怀里倒 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯12k WordsCompleted Put the Hammer Down! He Coughs Up Blood and Collapses into My Arms —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 584 彩 She Thought 380,000 Yuan Was Too Little for the Bride Price. I Showed Her My Balance, and She Cried 彩礼三十八万，她嫌少；我亮出余额，她哭了 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted She thought 380,000 yuan in bride price was too little. I showed her my bank balance, and she burst into tears. —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 585 我 My Dad Is a Chairman and My Uncle Is a Bureau Chief, Yet a Corrupt Principal Kept Us Down for Ten Years 我爹是董事长，二叔是局长，却被一个贪污校长压了十年 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯9k WordsCompleted My dad is a company chairman and my second uncle is a bureau chief, yet a corrupt principal kept us down for ten years. —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 586 渣 The Scumbag CEO Treats Me Like a Dog, but His One True Love Has Been My Biggest Fan for Twenty Years 渣总把我当狗养，可他的白月光是我二十年死忠粉 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯14k WordsCompleted The Scumbag CEO Treated Me Like a Dog, But His White Moonlight Has Been My Devoted Fan for Twenty Years —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 587 天 Fate Decreed 天择判命 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯Ancient Romance20k WordsCompleted Fate by Heavenly Decree 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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