Funny Novels Rated 9.5 or Higher (I'm a Veteran Reader With High Standards) 9.5分及9.5分以上的搞笑小说（本人老书虫，嘴刁）

1. 751 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 532Reads—Score—Shelves

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   An adaptation of a sweet and refreshing article about real events. 1. The loudspeaker at 1:30 in the morning. Lin Mu Sheng never thought in his life that at 1:30 in the morning, he would be wearing a nightgown with Pikachu printed on it, standing in the corridor on the fifth floor of the teacher's dormitory, and a man would shout "adulterer, adulterer" through a loudspeaker. What's even more outrageous is that the man is her ex-husband. The most outrageous thing is that her so-called "adulterer" is standing half a step behind her, holding the door frame with one hand and slowly adjusting the collar of his shirt with the other hand. Instead of being panicked, there is a calmness on his face that says "I want to see what tricks you can do."

2. 752 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 3kReads—Score—Shelves
3. 753 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 329Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 754 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 5Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 755 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   An adaptation of a sweet and refreshing article based on real events. 1. The loudspeaker at 1:30 in the morning. Lin Mu Sheng never thought in his life that at 1:30 in the morning, he would be standing in the corridor on the fifth floor of the teacher's dormitory wearing a nightgown with Pikachu printed on it, and a man would shout "adulterer, adulterer" through a loudspeaker. What's even more outrageous is that the man is her ex-husband. The most outrageous thing is that her so-called "adulterer" is standing half a step behind her, holding the door frame with one hand and slowly adjusting the collar of his shirt with the other hand. Instead of being panicked, there is a calmness on his face that says "I want to see what tricks you can do."

6. 756 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 10Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 757 血 The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿 Mountain Traces山踪23k WordsCompleted The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law 5Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 758 她 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 Mountain Traces山踪49k WordsCompleted She Wore a Red Wedding Dress —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 759 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 1Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 760 荷 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Mountain Traces山踪9k WordsCompleted Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 761 五 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 3Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 762 红 One Red Thread, Endless Happy Occasions 红线一牵，喜事连连 Mu Tu沐荼Ancient Romance293k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + a Divine Venerable’s exclusive devotion + unruly antics + absolute lawlessness] They say there’s a useless troublemaker on Mount Tianshu. She has access to the best resources in the Three Realms, and is the disciple of Divine Venerable Tanli. But she has no idea how to use them! If she’d just learned a little spellcraft or spiritual power from Divine Venerable Tanli, wouldn’t she be able to throw her weight around in all Three Realms? Yet though she’s over ten thousand yea 47Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    He was provoked all over the world and made a shameless mess. His Highness Qing Yue said: Your Highness grew up watching Master naked. Do you have the figure of Master? Does he have the face of Master? Do you have the ability of a master? No? Don't move away, look down on it. His Royal Highness's mother worriedly said, "This child's starting point is too high. If he can't get married, the master will be fully responsible." The god said lightly, "Do you want me to call you aunt?"

13. 763 李 Li Chengdao 李承道 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsCompleted Special forces soldier Li Chengdao accidentally transmigrates into a strange valley. He transforms the valley and ventures out of the mountains. Using the valley as his base, he establishes his own Heavenly Dao Group in the cultivation world. He opens the Li Medicine Hall to heal the sick and help the people. He makes his fortune through spirit-root wine, branches out into every industry, and becomes the richest man under heaven. He establishes the free Heavenly Dao Academy and trains a wealth o 1.3kReads9.2Score238Shelves
14. 764 林 Lin Feng's Post-Apocalyptic Home 林枫的末世家园 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼35k WordsCompleted Lin Feng's Doomsday Home 10Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 765 神 A Miracle Doctor Transmigrates into a Young Hospital Doctor 神医穿越住院小医生 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼15k WordsCompleted The Transmigrated Miracle Doctor Becomes a Hospitalized Junior Doctor 31Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 766 末 Even the Apocalypse Can't Stop Us From Having Kids 末世也能生猴子 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼31k WordsCompleted Even the apocalypse can't stop me from having kids 9Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 767 丹 There's a Tree in My Dantian 丹田里面有棵树 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼23k WordsCompleted There’s a Tree in My Dantian 25Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 768 玄 The Secret Records of Mystic Talismans 玄符秘录 Happy Golden Fish快乐的黄金鱼11k WordsCompleted Secret Records of Mystic Talismans 18Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 769 我 I’m the Novel’s Protagonist, Yet I Have to Work for the Author 我是小说主角却要给作者打工 Illusory Sky, Dust-Stained幻天染尘Urban224k WordsOngoing Plot-driven + pure fun + post-apocalyptic setting Good news: I'm the protagonist of this book! Bad news: the author just wants me dead! I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the protagonist's halo. Who could have guessed the author, desperate to wrap up this unfinished story, would keep coming up with ways to kill me? To survive, the protagonist and the author co-create a web novel, and the author becomes the protagonist's strongest System! From the day the web novel goes live, the prot 2Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    The author of Poujie. Com suddenly found that he was the protagonist of someone else's work, and was written by a strange author to make up the word count. While he and the author were exchanging words, he was forced to fill in the author's mistakes and write the article for the author. To survive in the apocalypse, he also encountered a group of strange teammates, which was full of laughter and super funny.

20. 770 神 After the Divine Fortune-Teller Marries In for Good Luck, the Crippled Prince Walks Again 神算真千金冲喜后，残王又行了 Xuan Xiao Ji玄小机Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + fortune-telling + feel-good story + goofy comedy + lively and carefree + everyone’s darling, sweet and doted on] “She was born ugly and raised in the countryside, crude and uncouth. Being allowed to marry in place of Shuying and bring good fortune to the Xie heir is a blessing for her!” Yin Qiqi, a powerful cultivator, transmigrates into the body of the marquis’s household’s true daughter, a cannon-fodder bride forced into a substitute marriage. She’s lost all her cultivation, is 6.6kReads9.0Score1kShelves

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    The ugly girl turned over, and as soon as the hexagram came out, the world trembled! This is a popular book with a unique style of painting and lots of laughs. It is a joyful feast that combines metaphysics, fortune telling, refreshing writing, and sand sculptures. It will make you laugh so much that you can't even put the mask on it! Want to see an ugly girl turn over? Yin Qiqi is here! She was born ugly, grew up in the countryside, was forced to marry, and ended up traveling through time to become the cannon fodder of the Hou family. All the cultivation is lost, but the appearance is still the same. With this wave of operations, I can only say: The masters are among the people! Serve it cold or put it on the table? Yin Qiqi chose to chase her down eighteen streets first, and then tear her hypocritical face apart, discrediting her and making everyone cry out for beating her! This is our heroine, she is ruthless and doesn't talk much. When the hexagram comes out, the whole world will tremble! The fake daughter with the halo of the heroine on her head is acting like a monster? The male protagonist in the original book is inconsistent with his appearance and his acting skills explode? Yin Qiqi said: In front of my concubine Gua, these are all childish matters! All kinds of monsters and monsters come together to fight? Come one and destroy one, come two and destroy a pair, this is our Gua Fei, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction!

21. 771 重 Reborn in the 1970s: The Little Cannon Fodder Rises With Her Space 重生七零：小炮灰带着空间雄起 The Uninhibited Miracle Doctor Yao天马行空的姚神医Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [System space + born into another body + memories awakened + transmigrate into a book + taking on the stepmother and stepsister + the heroine will never be abused] Chen Qingyi had spent more than a decade living with the Dazhulong Brigade. One day, she fell into the water and awakened memories of her past life, only to learn that she was a minor cannon-fodder character in a book. Her biological father was a heartless cad. In two months, he would divorce her mother by letter and marry his one tru 40.9kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves

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    I can't stop, it's so funny

22. 772 开 Claiming a Father from the Start! The Cultivation Villainess Doesn't Suffer for Even a Second 开局认爹！修真女配一秒都不被虐 Li Xiaowan利小晚Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted From the start, Meng Jiaojiao is being abused, so the moment she transmigrates into a book, she reveals who she is: “Dad, help! I'm your daughter!” The First Sect's leader immediately panics and protects his daughter, while her five villainous senior brothers rush to defend their little sister! The Xuanjian Sect, which punishes criminals, is dumbfounded. How did this orphaned criminal suddenly become the First Sect's beloved treasure? They're in deep trouble now! After claiming her father on 10.7kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves

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    Can't stop, can't stop at all

23. 773 仙 An Immortal Gave Me a System, but I Can't Read 仙者赐我系统，可我不识字 Imperial Dust皇尘Eastern Fantasy431k WordsCompleted I died in a bandit raid, but seventy-two years later, I crawled out of my grave. I looked just as I had before, but everything else had changed beyond recognition. Lost and bewildered, I met the person who would change my life. My master was an immortal. He said we were fated to meet. He granted me eyes that could see through all things, led me onto the path to immortality, sheltered me from every storm, and cleared every obstacle from my way. He brought me into the immortal sect, where I saw th 1.2kReads8.2Score—Shelves

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    No CP, the protagonist has been sleeping for 72 years and was picked up by the time travel master. He has the necessary skills to seduce girls! Under the leadership of an unscrupulous master, the innocent child finally grew into a qualified street kid.

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