A masterpiece of fairy tales that will make you laugh so hard! Who knows? "Hob Knife Meat Divination Entering the Fairy World" really brings out "laughing" and "rejection"! The chubby Wu Tie fights against the sky and the earth, the unreliable and sophisticated talisman always loses its chain, Lei Pi Pi steals pig trotters, and Tie Hanhan throws "poop bombs". The laughs are so dense that you can choke! The plot of the ninth-level qi-training monk chasing and escaping, stealing the secret book and hiding it in the basement is very exciting. The smoke and fire in the city is mixed with the flavor of a fairy, and there is also the blessing of system merit. It is refreshing and relaxing to read, and it is really a loss if you don't read it! 🔃
The protagonist is not strong, but the sword spirit is strong. No matter how strong she is, the best in the world ascends beyond the three realms, so she is forced to be the best in the world.
Starting out naked in a busy city, wisdom resolves embarrassment, immortals survive in shock, secretly learns various exercises, demons practice three thousand secret techniques, and become boundless immortals.
Liu Shuyan Chuyang's adventures in another world! Treasure hunting in a secret realm + slapping the villain in the face, the plot is high-energy without any irritation, and the book is full of waste!
[The hilarious attack is about to make the goose squawk with laughter! "The beautiful woman chases the wild beast (Wu Xiaoxian) with a whip, and the wild beast hugs its legs and calls the fairy (Feng Tingting)", the fight is full of fireworks, and it is so sweet that it is hidden in the mark of the whip~ Hahahaha, this description is perfect! Didn't you see the cute contrast when Feng Tingting grabbed Wu Xiaoxian's ear - one second she was smiling at Sun Fulai, and the next second she was holding the fat dumpling by the scruff of his neck and scolding him, "The fat guy wants to hide his private money again", just like a beauty carrying a piglet. The key point is that Wu Xiaoxian was still a bitch, and she said harshly after being beaten: "Tingting, please be gentle, this meat is a baby bump that has been struck by lightning. If you crush it, you will lose your fortune!" As a result, he turned around and secretly used Feng Tingting's spiritual crystal whip. He applied Huanbao's beauty saliva and said, "Give your whip a shiny coating so that it looks better when you whip me." Feng Tingting was so angry that she used him as a target to practice the "Spinning Crystal Flame Wave Strike", but in the end she always kept chicken drumsticks for him as a midnight snack. [Eat melon]
From a frustrated person in the comic circle to a newcomer in the world of immortality, Wu Tianbao received a token from the Wanling Sect and a system task after worshiping his ancestors, and embarked on the road step by step.
I am the only one who has a sad face every day, working diligently and failing, and thinking about surrender. In order to avoid continuing to commit meritorious deeds, I formulated a perfect "surrender and survive plan". First, resolutely never shoot, never aim if you can shoot in the air, never observe if you can close your eyes. Second, resolutely do not charge. If you can retreat, never advance. If you can squat, never stand. Third, resolutely hold back, slow down when the team speeds up, rest when the team tackles difficulties, and strictly implement passive and slow work.
"Thunder Gazi" [Funny + Sand Sculpture + Horror] Chapter of Gazi's adventure into the mountains of Miao territory. Don't click in if you are timid! Famous scenes of Gazi: 1. Gazi [Sand Sculpture Palm Technique] uses his palms to chop the densely packed Gu insects crawling out, scaring people's scalps to the point of numbness! 2. In the dark and terrifying cave, the gazi [shoveling feces and kicking in the sky] kicked up iron-armored bronze corpses and mandrill corpses, one after another! It makes you breathless! 3. Gazi's motto for cultivating immortality – be indifferent to life and death, and do it if you don't accept it! [Blowing kiss][smile][face covering]
Farming across the Small World Chapter 173 - What is it like to be bound to the most unlucky guy in the world of cultivation? Wang Yuan of the system has too much say. Others just plant trees and dig holes, but I took my host to plant trees, and I was forced to come up with two theories: "Schrödinger's sapling" and "Pauli Exclusion Principle"! When the senior sister knocked on her bald head, she sparked the spark of quantum mechanics. Farming + cultivating immortals + hard-core science popularization, this book is so wild that it makes my scalp numb. Chapter 174 - Senior Sister Zhou held an open class on self-cultivation. I knelt down on the spot as soon as I walked through the four-layer system of "Tao, Magic and Techniques". Wang Yuanrui commented that meridians are fractionating towers, and Li Xuju invented the word "technology" by inference. You two have turned cultivation into vocational education, right? At the end, when Senior Sister Zhou was faced with "die again", she said lightly "It's pretty much the same" and directly burned my CPU - die again? ? Click in with a smile, wait for updates, come and join in!
Laugh until you crow! This article about urban immortality burned up my CPU. Who understands! After three days of watching "Urban God Stick Wu Puppy Cultivation to Immortality", I laughed so much that my neighbors thought my house was being demolished! The protagonist Wu Xiaogou has his own "unreliable" buff, and he also has two live pets on his way to immortality - the husky "Poop Catcher" who specializes in stealing the dog food of the golden retriever next door, escapes first in a fight, and destroys the house to become a god; the colorful pear cat "Porcelain Xi Queen Mother" has a arrogant face, but always tramples on Wu Xiaogou's magic weapon at critical moments. The jokes are ridiculously dense: the alchemy furnace was used as a fireworks display by the "Shit King", the flying sword was slapped into the trash can by the "Queen Mother" with a paw, but it was more fun and it exploded. Every time the car rolled over, there was a big chance of being hit by accident. If you haven't seen it, hurry up! If you miss this ridiculous and over-the-top book about cultivating immortality, you will really regret it and slap your thighs in the face! 💘☸️☸️🕉️☪️✝️✝️✝️☪️☸️☸️☸️
Huang Sanduo and his disciples followed Elder Ma to the Medicine Refining Pavilion of Xuanshui Sect. Elder Ma did not take Huang Sanduo and his disciples directly to the pharmacy to pick up medicine, but led him to the reception hall of the highest standard. When Huang Sanduo and his master Zang Baixu saw that the treatment was good, they immediately felt that they were being taken seriously. Seeing that Huang Sanduo and Zang Baixu were very satisfied with the reception hall of their home, Elder Ma secretly smiled and said in his heart: "Master and apprentice, what a pair of fools!" Elder Ma invited Huang Sanduo and Zang Baixu to sit at a table in the reception hall and said: "You guys can drink the special health-preserving herbal tea made by our Medicine Refining Pavilion here for a while, and then eat something. I will go get the pills you need." "Getting pills? No need to bother, we can just pick them up ourselves." Zang Baixu said, getting ready to get up. Unexpectedly, Elder Ma stretched out his hand and pushed Zang Baixu back to the stool and said, "No trouble, no trouble, I'll be here in a minute. The main reason is that our Medicine Refining Pavilion has been recently renovated and things are too messy. You guys sit here for a while and I will come over in a moment." After saying that, Elder Ma called to the Medicine Refining Pavilion, "Come here, serve tea and food!" Huang Sanduo didn't care, some ate and some drank, she was happy to wait. Zang Baixu saw that all the food and drink had been served, and then thought that his young disciple Huang Sanduo hadn't eaten much since he came to Xuanshui Sect, so he nodded and said, "Okay, let's just eat and wait for you here. Hurry up!" "Okay, okay, come right away!" Elder Ma said, raising his head and calling out to the Medicine Refining Pavilion again, "Come here, bring some more food!" After saying that, Elder Ma quickly said goodbye to master and apprentice Zang Baixu and left. ... Huang Sanduo and his master Zang Baixu were waiting in the reception hall of the Medicine Refining Pavilion. The people in the Medicine Refining Pavilion were quite considerate in their service. After one plate of food, another was served, and several pots of tea were drunk, but Elder Ma did not come back. What does this mean? Could it be that he wanted to cheat and refused to give it? Zang Baixu got a little impatient waiting, Huang Sanduo didn't care, there was something to eat anyway~! To be honest, Huang Sanduo has never eaten anything else except some steamed buns at the Golden Sword Sect since he came to this world of immortality. Although the snacks in the Medicine Refining Pavilion are not very delicious, they at least give Huang Sanduo a change of taste. Moreover, Huang Sanduo discovered that the people in the Xuanshui Sect Medicine Refining Pavilion especially like to use these medicinal materials to study food. Huang Sanduo and the others have been waiting here for such a long time and served more than a dozen plates of food, but none of them is the same. Tsk tsk tsk, Huang Sanduo couldn't help but admire in his heart, the Xuanshui Sect's Medicine Refining Pavilion would still enjoy life~. Hey, Huang Sanduo suddenly had an idea, could she take some back and give it to half a catty, and let half a catty make some in the Golden Sword Sect's Medicine Refining Pavilion, and then sell it in the Golden Sword Sect for money. Thinking of this, Huang Sanduo shook his head unhappily. How could Yao Sancheng, that old money man, let her and Banjin make money from the medicinal materials in their medicine refining pavilion? If Huang Sanduo comes up with an idea and cooperates with Yao Sancheng, she might have a better chance of winning. Suddenly, Huang Sanduo looked at his master and said with a smile: "Master, these foods are very delicious. I want to take some back to the Golden Sword Sect to eat?" "What's wrong with this!" Zang Baixu said, his disciple's request includes stars and moons, and he must help her realize it! "Come here!" Zang Baixu said. As soon as Zang Baixu finished speaking, a disciple from the Medicine Refining Pavilion came over and asked, "Do you two have any requests?" "Pack us a portion of each of the food you have here, and we will take it away!" Zang Baixu ordered. "One piece of each kind?" Hearing Zang Baixu's words, the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion was stunned. There are hundreds of kinds, and I need one piece. I don't want to be skinned and fleshed by the elders~ Zang Baixu saw that the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion didn't move for a long time, with an unhappy look on his face, and asked: "What, is there a problem? Can't you pack one piece of each kind?" "No, this..." The disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion had just finished speaking when he was interrupted by Zang Baixu, saying, "No, just hurry up. We are very busy, and we don't have time to waste time here with you." Busy? Are you very busy...? Didn't see it at all! "Why, you're not going yet?" Zang Baixu asked. "I..." The Xuanshui Sect disciple was about to speak when Elder Ma came back with large and small bags and asked the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion, "What's wrong? What did you do again? To make Elder Zang of the Golden Sword Sect unhappy!" "I..." The Xuanshui Sect disciple put his mouth to Elder Ma's ear and repeated Zang Baixu's request. Hearing the disciple's words, Elder Ma's mouth twitched, "Grandma, are you a bandit?" You want whatever you see, and there's nothing else you don't want! In the end, Elder Ma ordered the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion to give Huang Sanduo a portion of everything to eat and take it away. After handling the food, Elder Ma separated a space in the reception hall and poured the pills he brought over into the space with a splash. Seeing the small mountain of pills in the space, Elder Ma nodded. Although they were all old and unused pills, they still looked quite spectacular! Seeing the elixirs in such a space, although not as many as Huang Sanduo saw in the Golden Sword Sect Pharmacy, there were still quite a lot. Elder Ma didn't look like a good person, but I didn't expect him to be quite generous. He was generous in giving food and pills. Alas, Huang Sanduo was young and inexperienced after all, so he did not see the problem with these pills. But Zang Baixu had lived for thousands of years, and Zang Baixu could see the clues about these pills at a glance. He flicked his sleeves and crushed the pills on the spot, and instantly an old and rotten smell wafted out from the crushed pills. Even Huang Sanduo, a little girl who didn't understand anything, could smell something wrong. "Eh~! Elder Ma, how long have you kept these pills? Are they all infested with worms?!" Huang Sanduo shouted. Being exposed on the spot, Elder Ma lost all control of his reputation and dignity and shouted loudly: "Nonsense! How is it possible? I, I got you all good pills!" [Laughter][Laughter][Laughter]
Huang Sanduo and his disciples followed Elder Ma to the Medicine Refining Pavilion of Xuanshui Sect. Elder Ma did not take Huang Sanduo and his disciples directly to the pharmacy to pick up medicine, but led him to the reception hall of the highest standard. When Huang Sanduo and his master Zang Baixu saw that the treatment was good, they immediately felt that they were being taken seriously. Seeing that Huang Sanduo and Zang Baixu were very satisfied with the reception hall of their home, Elder Ma secretly smiled and said in his heart: "Master and apprentice, what a pair of fools!" Elder Ma invited Huang Sanduo and Zang Baixu to sit at a table in the reception hall and said: "You guys can drink the special health-preserving herbal tea made by our Medicine Refining Pavilion here for a while, and then eat something. I will go get the pills you need." "Getting pills? No need to bother, we can just pick them up ourselves." Zang Baixu said, getting ready to get up. Unexpectedly, Elder Ma reached out and pushed Zang Baixu back to the stool and said, "No trouble, no trouble, I'll be here in a minute. The main reason is that our Medicine Refining Pavilion has been recently renovated and things are too messy. You guys sit here for a while and I will come over in a moment." After saying that, Elder Ma called to the Medicine Refining Pavilion, "Come here, serve tea and food!" Huang Sanduo didn't care, some ate and some drank, she was happy to wait. Zang Baixu saw that all the food and drink had been served, and then thought that his young disciple Huang Sanduo hadn't eaten much since he came to Xuanshui Sect, so he nodded and said, "Okay, let's just eat and wait for you here. Hurry up!" "Okay, okay, come right away!" Elder Ma said, raising his head and calling out to the Medicine Refining Pavilion again, "Come here, bring some more food!" After saying that, Elder Ma quickly said goodbye to master and apprentice Zang Baixu and left. ... Huang Sanduo and his master Zang Baixu were waiting in the reception hall of the Medicine Refining Pavilion. The people in the Medicine Refining Pavilion were quite considerate in their service. After one plate of food, another was served, and several pots of tea were drunk. However, Elder Ma did not come back. What does this mean? Could it be that he wanted to cheat and refused to give it? Zang Baixu got a little impatient waiting, Huang Sanduo didn't care, there was something to eat anyway~! To be honest, Huang Sanduo has never eaten anything else except some steamed buns at the Golden Sword Sect since he came to this world of immortality. Although the snacks in the Medicine Refining Pavilion are not very delicious, they at least give Huang Sanduo a change of taste. Moreover, Huang Sanduo discovered that the people in the Xuanshui Sect Medicine Refining Pavilion especially like to use these medicinal materials to study food. Huang Sanduo and the others have been waiting here for such a long time and served more than a dozen plates of food, but none of them is the same. Tsk tsk tsk, Huang Sanduo couldn't help but admire in his heart, the Xuanshui Sect's Medicine Refining Pavilion would still enjoy life~. Hey, Huang Sanduo suddenly had an idea, could she take some back and give it to half a catty, and let half a catty make some in the Golden Sword Sect's Medicine Refining Pavilion, and then sell it in the Golden Sword Sect for money. Thinking of this, Huang Sanduo shook his head unhappily. How could Yao Sancheng, that old money man, let her and Banjin make money from the medicinal materials in their medicine refining pavilion? If Huang Sanduo comes up with an idea and cooperates with Yao Sancheng, she might have a better chance of winning. Suddenly, Huang Sanduo looked at his master and said with a smile: "Master, these foods are very delicious. I want to take some back to the Golden Sword Sect to eat?" "What's wrong with this!" Zang Baixu said, his disciple's request includes stars and moons, and he must help her realize it! "Come here!" Zang Baixu said. As soon as Zang Baixu finished speaking, a disciple from the Medicine Refining Pavilion came over and asked, "Do you two have any requests?" "Pack us a portion of each of the food you have here, and we will take it away!" Zang Baixu ordered. "One piece of each kind?" Hearing Zang Baixu's words, the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion was stunned. There are hundreds of kinds, and I need one piece. I don't want to be skinned and fleshed by the elders~ Zang Baixu saw that the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion didn't move for a long time, with an unhappy look on his face, and asked: "What, is there a problem? Can't you pack one piece of each kind?" "No, this..." The disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion had just finished speaking when he was interrupted by Zang Baixu, saying, "No, just hurry up. We are very busy, and we don't have time to waste time here with you." Busy? Are you very busy...? Didn't see it at all! "Why, you're not going yet?" Zang Baixu asked. "I..." The Xuanshui Sect disciple was about to speak when Elder Ma came back with large and small bags and asked the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion, "What's wrong? What did you do again? To make Elder Zang of the Golden Sword Sect unhappy!" "I..." The Xuanshui Sect disciple put his mouth to Elder Ma's ear and repeated Zang Baixu's request. Hearing the disciple's words, Elder Ma's mouth twitched, "Grandma, are you a bandit?" You want whatever you see, and there's nothing else you don't want! In the end, Elder Ma ordered the disciple of the Medicine Refining Pavilion to give Huang Sanduo a portion of everything to eat and take it away. After handling the food, Elder Ma separated a space in the reception hall and poured the pills he brought over into the space with a splash. Seeing the small mountain of pills in the space, Elder Ma nodded. Although they were all old and unused pills, they still looked quite spectacular! Seeing the elixirs in such a space, although not as many as Huang Sanduo saw in the Golden Sword Sect Pharmacy, there were still quite a lot. Elder Ma didn't look like a good person, but I didn't expect him to be quite generous. He was generous in giving food and pills. Alas, Huang Sanduo was young and inexperienced after all, so he did not see the problem with these pills. But Zang Baixu had lived for thousands of years, and Zang Baixu could see the clues about these pills at a glance. He flicked his sleeves and crushed the pills on the spot, and instantly an old and rotten smell wafted out from the crushed pills. Even Huang Sanduo, a little girl who didn't understand anything, could smell something wrong. "Eh~! Elder Ma, how long have you kept these pills? Are they all infested with worms?!" Huang Sanduo shouted. Being exposed on the spot, Elder Ma lost all control of his dignity and face. He shouted loudly: "Nonsense! How is it possible? I, I got you all good pills!" [Laughter][Laughter][Laughter]
What else can you smell like "stealing lace panties" and "stealing lace bras"... This smell is pretty good in "Aura Revival: Sanxingdui Mask Hilarious Live Broadcast"! This book is simply the ceiling of the live broadcast industry, with constant laughter. Wu Yifu and Liu Yinan's live broadcast of killing monsters was full of laughter. The magical powers of the two war beasts "Wolong" and "Fengchu" are so weird that it makes people laugh. "Three-stage shit thunder cannon" and "invisible divine claws that steal underwear", this setting is amazing! The author cleverly combines urban immortality with comedy and nonsense. The battle scenes are tense and joyful. You can't stop watching it. You won't lose money if you invest in it, so hurry up and catch up! 💘💖💗💓💞✝️☪️☪️🕉️🕉️
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He is just a casual cultivator, he cannot practice yet. As a time traveler, he does not have a system or a golden finger, but he can do mathematics, physics and chemistry, which makes him invincible. Who said that the rules of heaven in this world are mathematics, physics and chemistry?
A sand sculpture about cultivating immortals. The protagonist is King Gou for ten years. Once he dies, he activates the system. Others travel through the Golden Finger and change their destiny. His system is really embarrassing and has its name changed. In order to stay in peace and cultivate immortality, the protagonist transforms into Lao Liu and leads the sect to cause trouble and commit suicide. All kinds of tricks are so funny that it makes your stomach hurt.