Any Hilarious Entertainment Industry Stories Without Romance? 有没有娱乐圈文巨搞笑的那种，不要cp

1. 1 娱 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐：你们越骂，我就越兴奋！ Eight Blade-Breaking Strikes破锋八刀Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 8.9kReads8.4Score525Shelves

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   The new ceiling of entertainment literature, the main protagonist is "the louder the curse, the more arrogant I am", the rhythm is so fast that I can't stop, I recommend it angrily!

2. 2 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 26.3kReads7.5Score2.1kShelves

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   Fun entertainment variety show with multiple female protagonists

3. 3 0 Entering the Entertainment Industry at Zero, Noona, Don’t Come Near Me! 0岁进内娱，姐姐们不要过来啊 Proud Snow Xueying傲雪雪莹Urban2.8M WordsOngoing [Keep Running] [Crossovers] [Variety Show Trickster] [Modern-Day Roast Master] [Variety Shows] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Livestream] [Multiple Heroines] [Old Fox] [Modern-Day College Guy] He’s a fresh graduate with over twenty years of work experience under his belt. He’s a roast master, as all his friends will attest. He’s a scheming boss, as all his employees will attest. He’s a flirtatious talent, adored by his audience. After an accident sent him to a parallel world, Luo Ying made his debut at 8.3kReads6.7Score589Shelves

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   It's not CP, it's directly my wife. It is a cool article about the entertainment industry. There are many variety shows in this book, both slow and fast. The pace is fast, there are many female protagonists but they are not brainless. It starts with a top-notch self-built company. It is neither wronged nor brainless. The author's cheerful character is always in the comment area. It is regularly updated with 10,000 words a day. It is updated from time to time. Now there are more than 700,000 words available.

4. 4 离 After My Divorce, I Got Tricked into a Dating Show, and My Ex-Wife Panicked 离婚后，我被坑上恋综，前妻急了 A Chang'an Seeker of Fame and Fortune长安名利客Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + dating reality show + wife-chasing repentance + livestreaming + entertainment industry] “Shen Yu, you have to sign the divorce papers today. I can't just stand by and watch you drag our daughter down with you. You're a hopeless mess, and you don't deserve my precious daughter.” Inside a villa in the Magic City of Huaxia, a middle-aged woman, her face twisted with rage, flung a stack of divorce papers onto the coffee table. A handsome man with exquisitely sculpted features sat 22.1kReads8.1Score2.3kShelves
5. 5 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 12.1kReads8.7Score986Shelves
6. 6 开 Picking Up a Girl from the Start, My Beast Horde Sweeps the World 开局捡妹，我的兽群横扫天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMHistorical771k WordsCompleted [Rousing power-ups + farming and conquest + an invincible beast horde + an overprotective big brother] Lin Fan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the body of a borderland boy nicknamed “Dirt Lump.” His parents are both dead, and all he has left are two scrawny little sisters. Just as the cavalry of the Khanate descends on their village, the [Beast-Taming System] awakens in his moment of despair! He starts by communicating with sparrows and rats, then learns to command packs of wol 1.7kReads9.0Score138Shelves
7. 7 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 505Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Others are in the entertainment industry, but I am in the entertainment industry.

8. 8 我 My Celebrity Girlfriend 我的明星女朋友 Jianghu Baixiaosheng江湖佰晓生Urban343k WordsCompleted Lin Yang, a genius music producer, worked late into the night and died suddenly. By accident, he transmigrated to Blue Star. After graduating, he was immediately faced with unemployment. As a broke student, he had nowhere to go, either. Then a great job came knocking, and Lin Yang signed a contract selling his freedom. From then on, his life became intertwined with that of Liu Yiyi, one of the entertainment industry's top-tier stars. 888Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 9 我 I Just Want to Slacken Off, So How Did I Become the Godfather of Entertainment? 我只想摸鱼，怎么成文娱教父了？ Jiang Who Can Draw会画画的江Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [Slacker System] + [Three Heroines] + [Goddesses Pursue Him] + [Showbiz] + [Everyday Life] + [Wish-Fulfillment] Jiang Wenzhe, a straight-laced man ground down by his boss's constant manipulation and the brutal 9-to-9, seven-days-a-week work schedule, suddenly drops dead. Luckily, he transmigrates to a parallel world with a [Slacker System]. As long as he slacks off at work, he can earn incredible rewards! [10,000 Classic Songs from Earth] make him a god-tier songwriter and a star-making force in 22.5kReads8.2Score1.8kShelves
10. 10 只 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我，怎么成顶流巨星了 Eightfold Miko八重寄子丶Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 8kReads8.4Score370Shelves
11. 11 开 From the Start, a Top-Tier Star Targeted Me, So I Started Spilling Secrets 开局被顶流明星针对，我开始爆料 Cu Nai Wan粗奈丸Urban302k WordsCompleted Chen Mo transmigrates to a parallel world with the Scandal System, which lets him randomly uncover dirt on a major star every day! Chen Mo soon becomes the bane of the entertainment industry, and thanks to his efforts, the industry gradually gets back on the right track! “Breaking the law? Exposed!” “Having an affair? Exposed!” “Doing drugs? Exposed!” Disclaimer: [This novel is set in a fictional parallel world.] [It is not meant to allude to any real-life celebrities.] 259Reads5.4Score—Shelves
12. 12 娱 Showbiz: I Told You to Make a Fool of Yourself, Not Sing Opera! 娱乐：让你出丑，没让你唱戏腔！ Old Friends Forever老友鬼鬼Urban127k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + urban life + hilarious antics + comedy + feel-good power fantasy] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Chen became a viral short-video creator by taking on challenges from his fans. For the sake of a good laugh, Su Chen always found a way to complete the strange and bizarre challenges his viewers suggested. One day, a viewer challenged him to sing on the street. The viewers knew Su Chen was tone-deaf and were eager to watch him embarrass himself in public. Unexpectedly, Su Che 14Reads5.3Score—Shelves
13. 13 娱 Showbiz Comedy: Kid, Shut Up Already! 娱乐爆笑：儿砸，快闭嘴吧！ Cool Since Childhood打小就酷Urban181k WordsOngoing [System + Comedy + Lighthearted + No Female Lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming becomes a seven-year-old boy. He also gets a dad-trapping System: the harder he traps his dad, the bigger the rewards. Faced with this bizarre System, Lu Ming has no choice but to go all out and trap his dad. Later, he and his father join the show Travel with Dad. Host: “Kids, what would you do if your dad got sick?” “I’d give Daddy a shot!” “I’d take Daddy’s temperature!” “I’d give Daddy his medi 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 14 气 I Made Boss Yang Cry, and the Laid-Back Singer Has Given Up 气哭冤种杨老板，老六歌手摆烂了 Starry Night Breeze Sleep星晚风眠Urban502k WordsCompleted [Goofy, Funny Showbiz Story + Troll + No Female Lead + Subverts Expectations] Su Can was kicked out of his boy band by the people backing it. With one song, “Compendium of Materia Medica,” he face-slapped the pretty young idols and the culture of fawning over foreign things! After binding to an Energy System, Su Can started acting like a menace to rack up negative energy points! One troll move after another, unleashing every dirty trick in the book! All sorts of goddesses tried to win him over, 805Reads8.5Score102Shelves
15. 15 反 Against the Grain in Showbiz: The System Forces Me to Become a Top Star 反套路娱乐圈：破防系统逼我当顶 Crossing the Wild Wind野风渡Urban240k WordsCompleted Overworked office drone Lu Chengyu dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming an entertainment-industry castoff who is hated across the internet and blacklisted. To top it off, he's bound to a foul-mouthed, snarky Entertainment System! His ex-girlfriend Bai Ruoxi stabs him in the back, his former boss Zhou Mingyuan suppresses him, and executive Zhang Hao trips him up? He retaliates by smacking them in the face with classic works from Blue Star, earning breakdown points by roasting people and rede —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 16 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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    During the lecture in my senior year, I peeked at the Xinjiang girl next to me hundreds of times. She was wearing Converse and her profile was stunning. She later became a household name. Eleven years later, at the vegetable market, she was wearing slippers and buying onions, holding half a butter chicken in her hand. "The chicken is a little loose," she said. I took out the notebook she dropped on purpose and said, "You wrote - occupying a seat in the next lecture, does it still count?" She was stunned: "Are you a product manager?" I laughed: "Product managers are the best at iterating love."

17. 17 不 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 9.6kReads8.8Score763Shelves

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    Complete, funny, old six, cultivating immortality!

18. 18 猫 The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator… 8.3kReads8.7Score680Shelves
19. 19 修 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.5kReads8.7Score568Shelves
20. 20 扛 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 79.6kReads8.5Score5.7kShelves
21. 21 坠 The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate 17.9kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves
22. 22 凡 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙，从星光开始 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 2.5kReads7.3Score183Shelves
23. 23 为 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦，我要开天辟地 Life Is Like Jade人生如玉Eastern Fantasy598k WordsCompleted Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 452Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 后 The Post-Tall Era: IZONE’s Parallel Universe 后矮时代：IZONE的平行宇宙 Make Hard Work a Habit让努力成习惯Female-Channel Fanfiction150k WordsCompleted [Korean Showbiz] Also known as: Parallel Universe, IZONE Parallel Universe, and IZ*ONE Running Man Version In a parallel universe, on October 29, 2018, a brand-new limited-time girl group, IZ*ONE, debuts in the country of Taiji on Blue Star and soon becomes a major sensation. On March 14, 2021, IZ*ONE officially announces its disbandment during an online concert. In October 2025, as the group approaches its seventh anniversary, a brand-new variety show called IZONE Parallel Universe launches. Th 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The members of the first parallel universe IZ*ONE reunited after their disbandment to record the "Running Man" version of the all-female idol variety show on the seventh anniversary. The second parallel world IZ*ONE audition story before their debut, the heroine is the younger sister of SEVENTEEN member Xu Minghao and the elementary school classmate of (G) i-dle member Song Yuqi.

25. 25 矮 Before the Short-Lived Era: PRODUCE 48 矮前时代：PRODUCE48 Make Hard Work a Habit让努力成习惯Female-Channel Fanfiction948k WordsOngoing [My new book, After the Short Era: IZ*ONE's Parallel Universe, is out now. Please search for it yourself.] [Slow burn] [Korean Showbiz] [IZ*ONE] Xu Guanwei wakes up to discover she has transmigrated to a parallel 2018 and is now competing on the worldwide hit audition show PRODUCE 48. To return to her original world, Xu Guanwei matches wits with the System and fights through fierce competition with the other trainees, ultimately gaining countless close friends and precious memories. 833Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 这 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ Liangliang Ascends to Immortality亮亮成仙Eastern Fantasy355k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 37Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and funny, non-traditional cultivation, leaning towards daily life, the main theme is relaxed and joyful, I am happy looking at the pictures, but I will still be serious when I should be serious, I recommend it to myself, princesses and princes, please give it a try hehe [full] [full] [full]

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