Any Funny Survival-Game Stories with an Awesome Protagonist? 有没有游戏求生，主角牛逼，还带点搞笑的书啊
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Surviving the Mist: Oh No! My Cosplay Suit Is Welded Shut 迷雾求生：遭了！cos服焊死了
[Cyberpunk] [Mystery and Puzzles] [Sibling Bond] New Shanghai, 2026. A rainy night. The protagonist finds a banned disc labeled PROTOCOL_ZERO, accidentally triggering the highest-level manhunt on Earth. It turns out the so-called “perfect society” is a lie built on controlling humanity's subconscious! His sister has become a cold-blooded machine? His parents were the masterminds behind the experiments? To awaken his beloved, trapped in the cloud, the protagonist decides to bring down the entire
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Survival: Is There No Limit to My Luck? 求生：幸运值怎么无下限
(No CP, with teammates) Lan Qingqing had only recently come of age when she was selected for a survival game. Everything else was normal, but why was her luck stat negative infinity! Fortunately, the game hadn't changed her abilities. Her strength was already at the limit, and not everyone could boast that. Her teammates were pretty lucky, and some of them were quite capable, so Lan Qingqing decided to take it easy. But her strength wouldn't let her, and she still ended up in first place. But, m
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Surviving the Mist: From a Ruined Cabin to a Palace in the Clouds 迷雾求生：从破败木屋到云顶天宫
My new book, Ocean Survival: From Raft to Monster Battleship, is out! New chapters every night at nine. Come check it out! [Everyone's Survival + No System + Not Overpowered + Farming + Disasters + No Saintly Protagonist + One or No Female Leads + No Harem] (Updated promptly every morning at 7:00) Orphaned, disabled, weak, and with the dean who cared for him passing away from illness, these are the labels attached to Mo Ming. His life was nothing but gray until he woke up one day and somehow fo
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Survival: Building a Divine Kingdom from a Thatched Hut 求生：从一座草棚开始打造神国！
[Natural disasters + infrastructure building + stockpiling supplies + pets + national warfare and bloody battles + no saintly protagonist] Everyone transmigrates to a jungle world, struggling to survive amid monsters and natural disasters. From the start, Lin Ze gains a Super S-rank talent and becomes the strongest pet summoner. While countless players are still struggling to fend off monsters and disasters, he has already moved into a fortified mansion with his pets and is living the enviable g
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The Great Wilderness of Shanhai: The Strongest Lord in the Online Game 山海大荒：网游之最强领主
[For everyone + Great Wilderness of Mountains and Seas + game world descends on reality + lord + farming + ruthless decisiveness] When a shower of light streaks across the sky like a meteor, a gate opens between reality and a game, ushering players into a world called the Great Wilderness of Mountains and Seas. This ancient, vast world teems with demon beasts, some ferocious beyond belief, others shrouded in mystery. The fearsome Ten Great Beasts of Mountains and Seas wield the power to destroy
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Surviving the Eternal Night: From the Start, I Have a Dancer Skeleton 永夜求生：开局一只舞者骷髅
[Otherworld Survival] [Eternal Night Invasion] [Multiple Classes] [Leveling Up] [World-Building] Wang Hui played the hero to save a beauty, only to be mistaken for a little girl. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a mysterious space, where he had obtained a mysterious scroll! To his delight, he discovered that he could carve out territory of his own. He could recruit creatures from this world and make them his residents. But you residents, if you're going to recruit, at least rec
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Survival Game: I’m Really Just a Noob 求生游戏：我真的是个菜鸡啊
[Misunderstandings + Livestreaming + Adventure + Puzzles] Bai Qiusheng, who died unexpectedly, is recruited into a survival game and becomes a player. As long as he keeps winning games and accumulates enough points, he can be resurrected. But Bai Qiusheng knows full well that he’s a cowardly rookie. To keep his teammates from finding out, he has to act calm and collected. He never expected everyone else to mistake him for an expert. They overanalyze every move he makes, and before he knows it, e
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Thriller: Socially Awkward? No, I'm a Social Menace 惊悚：社恐？不，我社交恐怖分子
Horror has descended! People all over the world are forced to struggle for survival in one paranormal instance after another. But one man is a social phobia patient, not because he fears socializing, but because he’s a social menace! At three, he became the king of the children in his compound. At five, he ruled his kindergarten. In middle school, he was the Hao Nan of the boys’ eyes; in high school, he was the prince charming of the girls’ dreams. He dared to slip advertisements into his gradua
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Infinite Survival: One Beautiful Heroine a Day 无限求生：一天一个美女英雄
[Infinite Survival] [Everyone Transmigrates to Survive] [Beautiful Women] [Infinite Transmigration] [Unlimited Growth] [Another World] [Survival Game] Welcome to the Infinite Villa Survival game! “Wait! What happened to the grand villa they promised me?!” Ming Hao kicked open the tent flap and stared at the drafty, rain-leaking tent, completely dumbfounded. “System, you call this villa survival?” The thing in front of him was clearly a tent propped up by four wooden poles. It looked nothing like
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Survival Game: My System Is Ridiculously OP 求生游戏：我的系统超级狗
Ten billion people around the world are swept into an endless survival game. There is no logging out or escaping, and anyone who loses is erased from existence by the System! Chen Li, an ordinary college student, awakens the artificial intelligence System Bruce from the start. He thinks he’s gotten an absurdly powerful cheat, but it turns out to be a pure bad-luck System that only screws him over! Every lottery draw is a bust, every trip outside ends in public humiliation, and every fight with a
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Survival Game: One Hundred Billion Players Face Forty-Nine Stages 求生游戏：一百亿人共度四十九关
Lordship + survival + fantasy A strange voice rang out from the sky. Ten billion people aged 18 to 40 from across the globe were transported to a wondrous world. They had to clear forty-nine stages to return to Earth. Everyone starts with a territory. Let’s see how they survive the crises. Shh, night has fallen. Be careful.
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Picking Up Fragments in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds 我在绝地求生捡碎片
Jiang Siming suddenly realized that the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds he played wasn't like everyone else's! He could find fragments of all kinds of colors in the game. Once combined, they turned into incredible treasures: skills, attributes, talents, money, antiques, even elixirs and cultivation techniques! By constantly picking up fragments in the game, Jiang Siming turned his life around and made a fortune! “Time to run from the blue zone, Jiang Siming!” “Oh, wait. I'm going to pick something
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: Infinite Loot Drops 绝地求生之无限爆装
Lin Bei obtains an Infinite Loot System. As long as he kills players in the game, he receives generous rewards. From then on, a bloodthirsty killer appears in PUBG. “Player Wei Shen eliminated. Reward: 999,999 RMB!” “Player Dai Dai eliminated. Reward: expert-level 98K skill!” “Player G Shen eliminated. Reward: one Lamborghini!” Wei Shen: “This guy's even better than a cheater. How are we supposed to play against him?” S Shen: “There's only one person I respect in PUBG, and that's Lin Bei o
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PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: The Airdrop God 绝地求生之空投成神
Mu Han gets the PUBG Airdrop God System. Other players rack up money and skills by killing people. Sorry, but I'm not like those flashy show-offs. I just want airdrops and a chicken dinner. As for killing people? That's just a bonus! “Ding! Successfully secured an airdrop. Reward: [Sniper God Skill].” “Ding! Successfully secured an airdrop. Reward: 50,000 RMB.” “Ding! Successfully secured an airdrop. Reward: One adorable little girl!” Wei Shen: “What the hell, I got headshot again?!” Dai Mei: “W
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PUBG: Headshots Make Me Stronger 绝地求生之爆头就变强
Lin Xing unexpectedly finds a headshot System. As long as he can kill enemies with headshots in a game, he can earn cash, skills, and all kinds of items, from tissues to luxury cars and mansions! From then on, Lin Xing sets out to become PUBG’s invincible headshot overlord, turning his life around and climbing step by step to the top! OMG Xiaoshizi: Everyone says I’m the number-one headshot expert, but I wouldn’t dare let my head enter his line of sight. Wei Shen: I’ve climbed countless mountain
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I Have a Chicken Dinner System 我在吃鸡升级系统
After an unexpected incident, Zhang Xiaofeng obtained the Chicken Dinner world's undisputed boss System. He discovered that he could upgrade weapons, and even found Dragon Balls in an airdrop! System: Why not make a wish on the Dragon Balls? Zhang Xiaofeng: No, I want to raise a dragon for fun! Note: This is a System novel and a gaming novel, but it isn't just about gaming. Things will really take off later, with all kinds of skills and plenty of thrills! There's lots of excitement, so please sh
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Monster Survival: I'm Really Not a Monster! 怪物求生：我真不是怪物啊
[Monster Survival for All + Dual Systems] When all of humanity transmigrates against its will to a world teeming with monsters and becomes players in a doomsday survival game, no one knows whether they'll make it out alive. Wang Xu asked himself, “System, do you think I can become a god?” (Note: The first ten chapters focus on development. If you want to jump straight to the protagonist transforming into a monster, skip to Chapter Ten!)
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Global Survival: I Can Increase the Quantity of Any Item 全民求生：我能增加物品数量
A survival game descends upon the world. Wang Yu enters the game and faces a frozen wilderness survival challenge from the start. When night falls, he can’t see a thing, with only a lantern to light the way. No problem, he’ll increase the number of lanterns. There’s barely any food to be found. No food? No problem, he’ll increase the amount of food. He needs survival tools to build a shelter. No problem, he’ll trade with others for tools, then increase the amount he has. He obtains a supernatura
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The Game Invaded, and I Was the First to Collect the Divine Cards 游戏入侵，本小姐率先集齐神卡
Game invasion, cards for all, divine card upgrades, beast-taming giant wolves, one heroine, summoned apostles, apocalyptic monsters, stockpiling cards to become invincible, reborn for revenge, ruthless killing, an invincible protagonist, and a blazing start. The Duoluo Continent tears through the dimensional barriers, and a card game forcibly invades reality! Monsters besiege cities and demons run rampant. The old order collapses completely, leaving people to rely on supernatural cards just to s
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It's Perfectly Reasonable to Use a Rocket Launcher in a Survival Game 我在逃杀游戏里用火箭筒很合理吧
My name is Tang Hao. I’m twenty-four years old, and I’m a beggar. I’m really not some ruthless bandit. You’ve got it all wrong. As for the rocket launcher, isn’t this the kind of thing anyone can whip up? What? You’re saying this is a game where monster overseers hunt down players, and you’re not supposed to fight back? Sorry, I don’t understand. I’ve already finished making a nuke. In the year -9999, Blue Star’s annual horrifying, terrifying battle royale has turned into a full-blow
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Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚：因为担心不优雅而过度变态
[Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The
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Horror Academy: My Other Self Keeps Trying to Replace Me 惊悚学院∶我的另一面总想取代我
Hope is a beautiful word. But when hope grows deep enough, it ceases to be beautiful. It becomes a key, a key that sets demons free... ...Nan An wakes from a hazy dream and somehow finds himself at a school. There are “kind and gentle” teachers, “fun and engaging” classes, and “simple little” weekly and final exams every so often. This is just what college life is supposed to be! Nan An’s lips have barely begun to curl into a smile when Nan An hurriedly cries out, “Hey, Nan An, wait! Don’t move
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Thriller Game: Bound to a Boss Template from the Start 惊悚游戏：开局绑定Boss模板
The power of a terrifying game descends upon the world, randomly choosing players and forcibly pulling them into its game world. Song Tian, a transmigrator, is enthusiastically getting acquainted with his blind date when he is chosen to enter the game. He unexpectedly binds himself to a Boss template unavailable to ordinary players. The fake boss: stays behind the scenes and never acts, repeatedly sends minions to give the enemy experience, and ultimately levels them up all the way before dying
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I Just Cleared a Terrifying Hell, and Now I’m in Another Horror Game? 刚打通惊悚烈狱，又进惊悚游戏？
Li Chang was the only one among a trillion trial participants across the universe to clear the Horror Purgatory Trial, a challenge where death was all but certain. In the end, he even turned around and beat Horror Purgatory to pieces before returning to Blue Star. But he had barely returned when... The Horror Game came looking for him again. Li Chang approached it with the same attitude he’d had toward Horror Purgatory. But then he discovered that this Horror Game seemed a little too easy. A bea
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Live-Streaming a Horror Escape: Everyone Says I'm a Master of Dirty Tricks 直播惊悚逃生：都说我是老阴比
No Harem + Live Streaming The supernatural is resurging. After Wang Hao dies unexpectedly, he enters a live-streamed horror survival game. He starts out as a fine young man who politely apologizes, but gradually turns into a sly old schemer. Aboard the Death Train. Woman in Red: "Pervert! Loser!" Wang Hao: "Just pull the emergency brake and it'll stop." The Woman in Red gets blown to pieces! At the Death Hotel. Vengeful Ghost: "I'm going to check the kitchen. Keep watch here!" Wang Hao: "Why sho
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The Whole Server Laughs at My Bad Luck, but My Island Is Already Surrounded by Crowds 全服笑我运气差，我岛已围众人海
"Sigh, all I caught today was another rock. What terrible luck." I sighed and posted a message in the public channel, earning a wave of sympathy and a few cheap words of consolation. They all thought I was the unluckiest fisherman in the region. Even the helper I'd caught, a "strongman" who could only carry rocks, was utterly unremarkable. Late at night, when all was quiet, I shut off the channel and walked to the other side of the island. In the moonlight, I could see my little island. I laid m
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The Survival Game Begins with Pies Falling from the Sky 生存游戏从天上掉馅饼开始
[Power Fantasy] [Loot Boxes] [Stockpiling] [Wild Imagination] [Equipment Drops] [Interstellar] [Twists] This is the story of an ordinary person, Lin Fuling, in the apocalypse. Lin Fuling isn't as clever as Yu Xia, as lucky as Huang Zi, or as skilled in battle as Yu Keding. Her golden finger is diligence that can overcome luck, foresight that can outdo intelligence, and overthinking that can beat superhuman martial prowess. Huang Zi is the first to level up, while Lin Fuling is the first to compl
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A Hunter's Tale in a Dark Fairy Tale 人在黑童话：最强猎人
Stories from childhood all run together: Snow White, who can do magic; the little girl who sells nuclear bombs... These are Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales. Mermaids, talking cats, and all sorts of things you would never expect await you here.
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