A fairy tale for adults about cultivating immortality, which is exciting, lustful, and outrageous. "Is your life enough to pay for it?" ", Written by Bu Qiuzhang, the male protagonist is dumped at the beginning and is in poverty. He accidentally obtained the inheritance of cultivating immortals. He practices to be supreme and forgets his feelings, but he insists on controlling the cause and effect - whoever betrays him will be repaid a hundredfold; whoever loves him will protect him to the death. I met girls of all kinds along the way, and I treated them all sincerely. Double cultivation is not only a warming of feelings, but also a breakthrough in cultivation. From a mortal to the pinnacle, he did it: not only to keep his beauty, but also to surrender to the world
Dear friends, if you don't read these four stories, you will really lose a lot. Hi, dear readers and friends, I am Lin Bei - yes, I am the product manager who has a fateful destiny and has trouble with whatever product he makes. After countless late nights of hard work, I finally wrote out the four "Absurd and Humorous in the Workplace" series of stories. To be honest, I laughed to tears when I was writing it. I was laughing and feeling a little sad at the same time - because the absurdity in these stories all really happened around us. Today, I would like to seriously recommend to you these four independent stories that are connected by blood. They have been published on Tomato Book Store. You can find them by searching the story titles. You can read them for free at 30%. If you feel you like them, you can continue reading. Important things to say three times: identify the user "26182811", that is my original starting account! I saw stories of the same name from other channels, but they were not written by me. Story 1: "Doctor-Patient Communication Translator" - When AI starts to translate doctors' "nonsense" Have you ever heard something like this in the hospital: "Level 2 hypertension, adjust ACEI drugs, and follow up regularly." Then you walked out of the clinic in a daze, remembering nothing except the three words "hypertension"? Our protagonist Lin Bei has made a "doctor-patient communication translator" that can turn doctors' professional terminology into vernacular in seconds. During the test, the uncle nodded with satisfaction and left - but the second patient, a young woman, turned pale when she heard "ruling out the possibility of malignancy" being translated as "see if it's cancer." The wonderful thing about this story is that it is not simply about hacking doctors, nor is it bragging about AI without thinking, but it uses "rollover scenes" one after another to make you laugh and understand - the wall between doctors and patients cannot be knocked down by machines. Reasons for recommendation: If you have elderly people in your family, and if you often "don't understand" when you see a doctor, this story will make you slap your thighs: "Yes, yes, that's me!" The ending was so heartwarming that I cried. As a man in his thirties, I had a sore nose three times while writing the last paragraph. Story 2: "Intelligent Diagnostic System" - How did "Drink more hot water" become an internet meme? Lin Bei took on a new project: building an AI diagnostic system that can automatically see a doctor. As a result, after the system studied a bunch of medical information, the most output advice turned out to be - "Drink more warm water." "Headache? Drink more warm water." "Stomach ache? Drink more warm water." "Joint pain? Drink more warm water." User screenshots were posted online. Overnight, "Drink more hot water" became the most popular meme on the Internet, with eight million views. But the story doesn't stop at this funny level. A female user with a dull pain in her right lower abdomen listened to the system's advice of "chronic appendicitis, drink more hot water" but did not seek medical treatment in time. In the end... The second half of this story, my hands were shaking as I wrote it. It is not to scare you, but to tell you: health is really not a joke. Reason for recommendation: The first half will make you laugh so much that your stomach hurts, and the second half will leave you silent for a long time. You will reconsider: Should we trust the "intelligence" on the other side of the screen? Ninety percent accuracy, the remaining ten percent, whose life is it? Story 3: "Health Information Overload" - My mother was defrauded of 300,000 by a "health guru"? In this episode, Lin Bei stopped making products. When he returned home, he found that his own mother was crazy. "Don't eat that, it causes cancer!" "Here, drink the enzyme I made to detoxify!" "Your dad is fasting and detoxifying, and he hasn't eaten in seven days!" My mother joined more than a dozen health-preserving groups and got up at five o'clock in the morning every day to do body massage, which put my father in the hospital. Lin Bei lurked into these groups and discovered an astonishing "health empire" - from "alkaline food fights cancer" to "baking soda cures all diseases", from free public welfare lectures to detox camps worth tens of thousands of dollars, all linked together. The most ironic thing is that when he exposed the true face of the "Master", fans said: "The Master was suppressed, which means what he said is true!" Reason for recommendation: Every family has a parent who was "kidnapped by the health regiment". This story is not to laugh at them, but to help you understand: Why do they believe it? Because of fear. Because of loneliness. Because those liars gave them "certainty" and a "sense of belonging." After reading this story, you may not quarrel with your parents anymore, but hug them and say: "I will accompany you from now on." Story 4: "Interesting Facts about Genetic Testing" - I tested out that I am a descendant of Emperor Jianwen, and then... This episode is the most outrageous and funniest. Lin Bei took a free genetic test, and the report clearly stated: "You may have royal ancestry - a descendant of Emperor Jianwen." He began to hold his head high, speak elegantly, study Ming history, and even went to Nanjing to attend the "Zhu Clan Conference", where someone wearing a dragon robe shook hands with him. But what is the truth? He changed his virtual identity and took the test again - the royal bloodline was gone. He deliberately searched for "Genghis Khan" for another week, and the third report turned into "Mongolian Golden Family Bloodline." His bloodline changed along with the search records. Recommended reason: This story will make you laugh until you hit the table, but after laughing, you will feel a chill on your back - do each of us, at some point, particularly long to be "special"? Horoscopes, MBTI, genetic testing... How much have we spent to buy the feeling of "I am special"? I still remember the last words Lin Bei said: "You don't need genes to prove that you are special." Why do you have to read these four stories? First, it's free. Search the story title on Tomato Book Store and you can read 30% of it for free, which is enough for you to judge whether it is good or not. If you think it's worth it, continue it. If you don't like it, it's okay. Second, truth. The "overturn" plot in each story comes from the real chaos in the medical industry. I am not making things up out of thin air, but I am telling you the truth that makes people laugh or cry in a humorous way. Third, there are laughter and tears. I don't write "cool" or "brainlessly sweet". What I write about is how ordinary people stumble in search of truth and warmth in this absurd world. Smiling and laughing, you will suddenly become silent; after silence, you will want to forward it to someone. Fourth, look for originality. These four stories have been published exclusively on Tomato Bookstore, my user ID is 26182811. If you see content with the same name on other platforms, it was not written by me. Please support originality so that people who truly write with their heart can be seen. See you in the comments section, folks! If you finish reading the free chapter and think "Oh, that's good," you are welcome to continue to unlock the full text. If you have read them all, be sure to go to the comment area and leave your footprints - even if it is just an expression, a "haha", or a sentence "My mother is like this", I will see it. What people who write stories fear most is not bad reviews, but no one to speak to them. Your comment is the greatest encouragement to me. Finally, I sincerely thank everyone who is willing to take the time to read my words. In this era where short videos are rampant, there are still people who are willing to sit down and watch a story of 20,000 words, which is a luxury in itself. I hope these stories can give you a moment of joy and a little thought in your busy life. Love you all, Lin Bei (user 26182811) --- Attached: Tomato Bookstore search guide Open the Tomato Bookstore APP or webpage, enter any of the following story names in the search box: · "Doctor-Patient Communication Translator" · "Intelligent Diagnosis System" · "Health Information Overload" · "Interesting Facts about Genetic Testing" Look for the author ID 26182811, that's me. Remember to come back and tell me after reading it - which one is your favorite? Are there any similar stories around you? The comment area is waiting for you.
Dear friends, if you don't read these four stories, you will really lose a lot. Hi, dear readers and friends, I am Lin Bei - yes, I am the product manager who has a fateful destiny and has trouble with whatever product he makes. After countless late nights of intense work, I finally wrote out the four "Absurd and Humorous in the Workplace" series of stories. To be honest, I laughed to tears when I was writing it. I was laughing and feeling a little sad at the same time - because the absurdity in these stories all really happened around us. Today, I would like to seriously recommend to you these four independent stories that are connected by blood. They have been published on Tomato Bookstore. You can find them by searching the story title. You can read them for free at 30%. If you feel you like them, you can continue reading. Important things to say three times: identify the user "26182811", that is my original starting account! I saw stories of the same name from other channels, but they were not written by me. Story 1: "Doctor-Patient Communication Translator" - When AI starts to translate doctors' "nonsense" Have you ever heard something like this in the hospital: "Level 2 hypertension, adjust ACEI drugs, and follow up regularly." Then you walked out of the clinic in a daze, remembering nothing except the three words "hypertension"? Our protagonist Lin Bei has made a "doctor-patient communication translator" that can turn doctors' professional terminology into vernacular in seconds. During the test, the uncle nodded with satisfaction and left - but the second patient, a young woman, turned pale when she heard "ruling out the possibility of malignancy" being translated as "see if it's cancer." The wonderful thing about this story is that it is not simply about hacking doctors, nor is it bragging about AI without thinking, but it uses "rollover scenes" one after another to make you laugh and understand - the wall between doctors and patients cannot be knocked down by machines. Reasons for recommendation: If you have elderly people in your family, and if you often "don't understand" when you see a doctor, this story will make you slap your thighs: "Yes, yes, that's me!" The ending was so heartwarming that I cried. As a man in his thirties, I had a sore nose three times while writing the last paragraph. Story 2: "Intelligent Diagnostic System" - How did "Drink more hot water" become an internet meme? Lin Bei took on a new project: building an AI diagnostic system that can automatically see a doctor. As a result, after the system studied a bunch of medical information, the most output advice turned out to be - "Drink more warm water." "Headache? Drink more warm water." "Stomach ache? Drink more warm water." "Joint pain? Drink more warm water." User screenshots were posted online. Overnight, "Drink more hot water" became the most popular meme on the Internet, with eight million views. But the story doesn't stop at this funny level. A female user with a dull pain in her right lower abdomen listened to the system's advice of "chronic appendicitis, drink more hot water" but did not seek medical treatment in time. In the end... The second half of this story, my hands were shaking as I wrote it. It is not to scare you, but to tell you: health is really not a joke. Reason for recommendation: The first half will make you laugh so much that your stomach hurts, and the second half will leave you silent for a long time. You will reconsider: Should we trust the "intelligence" on the other side of the screen? Ninety percent accuracy, the remaining ten percent, whose life is it? Story 3: "Health Information Overload" - My mother was defrauded of 300,000 by a "health guru"? In this episode, Lin Bei stopped making products. When he returned home, he found that his own mother was crazy. "Don't eat that, it causes cancer!" "Here, drink the enzyme I made to detoxify!" "Your dad is fasting and detoxifying, and he hasn't eaten in seven days!" My mother joined more than a dozen health-preserving groups and got up at five o'clock in the morning every day to do body massage, which put my father in the hospital. Lin Bei lurked into these groups and discovered an astonishing "health empire" - from "alkaline food fights cancer" to "baking soda cures all diseases", from free public welfare lectures to detox camps worth tens of thousands of dollars, all linked together. The most ironic thing is that when he exposed the true face of the "Master", fans said: "The Master was suppressed, which means what he said is true!" Reason for recommendation: Every family has a parent who was "kidnapped by the health regiment". This story is not to laugh at them, but to help you understand: Why do they believe it? Because of fear. Because of loneliness. Because those liars gave them "certainty" and a "sense of belonging." After reading this story, you may not quarrel with your parents anymore, but hug them and say: "I will accompany you from now on." Story 4: "Interesting Facts about Genetic Testing" - I tested out that I am a descendant of Emperor Jianwen, and then... This episode is the most outrageous and funniest. Lin Bei took a free genetic test, and the report clearly stated: "You may have royal ancestry - a descendant of Emperor Jianwen." He began to hold his head high, speak elegantly, study Ming history, and even went to Nanjing to attend the "Zhu Clan Conference", where someone wearing a dragon robe shook hands with him. But what is the truth? He changed his virtual identity and took the test again - the royal bloodline was gone. He deliberately searched for "Genghis Khan" for another week, and the third report turned into "Mongolian Golden Family Bloodline." His bloodline changed along with the search records. Recommended reason: This story will make you laugh until you hit the table, but after laughing, you will feel a chill on your back - do each of us, at some point, particularly long to be "special"? Horoscopes, MBTI, genetic testing... How much have we spent to buy the feeling of "I am special"? I still remember the last words Lin Bei said: "You don't need genes to prove that you are special." Why do you have to read these four stories? First, it's free. Search the story title on Tomato Book Store and you can read 30% of it for free, which is enough for you to judge whether it is good or not. If you think it's worth it, continue it. If you don't like it, it's okay. Second, truth. The "overturn" plot in each story comes from the real chaos in the medical industry. I am not making things up out of thin air, but I am telling you the truth that makes people laugh or cry in a humorous way. Third, there are laughter and tears. I don't write "cool" or "brainlessly sweet". What I write about is how ordinary people stumble in search of truth and warmth in this absurd world. Smiling and laughing, you will suddenly become silent; after silence, you will want to forward it to someone. Fourth, look for originality. These four stories have been published exclusively on Tomato Bookstore, my user ID is 26182811. If you see content with the same name on other platforms, it was not written by me. Please support originality so that people who truly write with their heart can be seen. See you in the comments section, folks! If you finish reading the free chapter and think "Oh, that's good," you are welcome to continue to unlock the full text. If you have read them all, be sure to go to the comment area and leave your footprints - even if it is just an expression, a "haha", or a sentence "My mother is like this", I will see it. What people who write stories fear most is not bad reviews, but no one to speak to them. Your comment is the greatest encouragement to me. Finally, I sincerely thank everyone who is willing to take the time to read my words. In this era where short videos are rampant, there are still people who are willing to sit down and watch a story of 20,000 words, which is a luxury in itself. I hope these stories can give you a moment of joy and a little thought in your busy life. Love you all, Lin Bei (user 26182811) --- Attached: Tomato Bookstore search guide Open the Tomato Bookstore APP or webpage, enter any of the following story names in the search box: · "Doctor-Patient Communication Translator" · "Intelligent Diagnosis System" · "Health Information Overload" · "Interesting Facts about Genetic Testing" Look for the author ID 26182811, that's me. Remember to come back and tell me after reading it - which one is your favorite? Are there any similar stories around you? The comment area is waiting for you.
Today is a good Saturday for reading. These books are so well written, with ups and downs in the story. I was hooked as soon as I opened them. The animations I read all night long are also very exciting.
Work in an assembly line factory. You can meet all kinds of people. Everyone never hides their goals and desires. Those who emerge step by step from this environment are all great people.
This book thoroughly writes about the human heart and ghost ways. Cultivation and deception rely on hard-core Taoist methods. The plot has many twists and turns and is deeply foreshadowed. The atmosphere is particularly strong.
Don't Take the Elevator in the Late-Night Live Broadcast Room, It Will Recognize You
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Your Majesty, I Am Not a Dancer
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