Looking for a Hilarious Novel That’ll Make Me Laugh to Tears 求笑不活的的小说
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Dog Food: I Start with Ten Million Years of Cultivation and a White Dragon Wife 狗粮：开局千万年修为，老婆白龙女
[Invincible + One Heroine + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted + Daily Life + Fantasy] Jiang Chen was cultivating in the Primordial World when an accident caused him to transmigrate to a fantasy continent. He even created a System of his own, became invincible in an instant, and got himself a dragon girl for a wife. They dote on each other and share sweet moments every day. Jiang Chen can’t stop saying how wonderful it is. Cultivation with a sweet romance on the side: who could resist that...?
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After 99 Proposals, the Campus Belle Showed Up at My Door in Balenciaga 求婚99次，校花穿巴黎世家上门
[Campus beauty + sweet romance + System + urban wish-fulfillment] After Jiang Muye was rejected 99 times while proposing to the campus beauty, he received the Anti-Freeloading System. “Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've gained +99 Charisma and a reward of ten million yuan!” Everyone at school was waiting for Jiang Muye to propose to his fiancee for the hundredth time. Instead, she showed up wearing a ring and proposed to him. “Jiang Muye, I'll bring a 300,000-yuan dowry and a Maserati. All you
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Doomsday Super System Modifier: One-Click Invincibility 末世超级系统修改器一键无敌
Lin Fei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to an apocalypse overrun by zombies. At the brink of life and death, he obtains the ultimate Modding System. “Feature one: Invincibility. Status: Inactive.” “Feature two: Infinite lives. Status: Inactive.” “Feature three: Unlimited stamina. Status: Inactive.” “Feature four: Unlimited carrying capacity. Status: Inactive.” “Feature five: Unlimited tools and items. Status: Inactive.” “Feature six: Super speed. Status: Inactive.” Walking through walls, X
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I AFK Cultivated for a Trillion Years, and the System Died Right in Front of Me 挂机修仙万亿年，系统死在我面前
Yang Han spent a trillion years cultivating while idling, then watched the System die right before his eyes. He makes the Heavenly Dao his underling and bullies the Great Dao whenever he likes. He can use the System's space however he wants and take whatever he wants from the System Shop. Raise a dog, and it devours heaven and earth. Raise a chicken, and it sets myriad worlds ablaze. (The strongest male protagonist on the entire internet. Disagree? Come argue. The protagonist knows exactly how p
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游：人在天庭，朝九晚五
“Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade
2.1kReads8.8Score428Shelves
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After I Got a Buff, Girlish Voice, My Roommate Went Crazy 猛男萝莉音后，我室友疯了
Wei Liang never imagined he could produce all kinds of feminine voices, much less unlock a breathy voice... What he least expected was that his new roommate would go crazy just five days after moving in. When his roommate went mad, he made a shocking statement in an interview: “Just from hearing his voice, how could I have guessed he was a man?” Reporter: “And how did you feel after finding out he was a man?” His roommate’s eyes lit up: “Even more excited!” Reporter: “!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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The Billionaire’s Trillion-Dollar Secret Stash Gets Exposed by Dai Xiaomei 神豪，万亿私房钱被呆小妹曝光了
The All-Powerful Tycoon's Daily Dose of Romance Also known as: “Honey, This Really Is the Last Tiny Bit of My Secret Stash” Hiding secret savings earns a daily return of ten percent, along with generous rewards from the System. For four years, Su Chen pulled it off perfectly. Then, four years later, while Dai Xiaomei was livestreaming her daily life, their husky, seeking revenge for being neutered, led her to a huge stash of hidden cash tucked among the stuffed toys. Everything changed. “You use
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Psycho Horror: In Front of Scumbags, What’s a Little Supernatural Weirdness? 鬼畜：人渣面前，诡异算个毛！
Synopsis: From the start, he blew up the Nogi Demon Shrine and burned down the Yasukuni Demon Shrine. Reborn in a world filled with the supernatural, where gates were scattered across the land, and behind them lay endless horrors and madness. System successfully activated. Binding to the Justice System... Confess your love to a supernatural being? A supernatural being comes asking you to name its true form? “Young master, what do I look like to you?” Chen Si: “You look like a little blonde, blue
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Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过
In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra
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I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手
Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is
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Martial Arts Are Too Cutthroat: I Became Invincible Before Finishing My Freshman Year 武功太内卷，大一没读完我无敌了
In a world of high martial prowess, my martial arts keep cheating on their own all day... No, wait! I just have moments of enlightenment and train hard for 24 hours a day, that's all! Ning Chuan had only planned to develop steadily and get into a good university. But during the hundred-day countdown ceremony before the college entrance exams, Thunder Sparrows attacked. Ning Chuan drew his blade and killed three in an instant! From then on, he began crushing everything in his path! At the genius
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I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统
Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi
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I've Cultivated to Level 9,999, but the Ancestor Is Only Level 100 修炼9999级了，老祖才100级
The dog he raised turned out to be a Demon Venerable, sweeping across the demon world. The koi in his pond all leaped over the Dragon Gate and transformed into mighty dragons of the Nine Heavens? The little beggar he took in became an emperor with a casual touch of his finger? Ye Qingyun was at a loss for words. After being trapped deep in the mountains for a full ten years, he finally ventured beyond them, only to discover that he was an unparalleled expert?
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Invincible from the Start: Building the Ultimate Clan 开局无敌：打造最强家族
[Invincible + Building a Faction + Laid-Back + Nurturing] After idling for a trillion years, I built the strongest family! World Will: Dad Ye, I want to reinforce the world's barrier. Could you give me some pocket money? I'll rub your feet. Will of Heaven: Big Boss Ye, someone's been secretly siphoning the world's essence lately. Could you lend me some money? Whenever people mention Ye Suifeng, one word comes to mind. Filthy rich beyond all reason!
62.7kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves