Any Funny Fortune-Telling Stories? 有没有那种算命还搞笑的书

1. 1 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 34.5kReads9.4Score6.2kShelves

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   🔥🔥This is it, easy and funny. After the failure, she decided to accumulate merit, but all the clients who came to her were depressed [cool] [face covering]...

2. 2 开 A Live Stream and One Case Stun Everyone from the Start 开局直播，一个案件惊呆所有人 Si Qiaoyu司巧玉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete] [No romance!!! + Pure fortune-telling livestream + Overpowered heroine + Government support + Ghost hunting and talismans + Punishing evil and upholding good + Lots of episodic stories] Qi Ling transmigrated! She arrived with no money and couldn't even afford a meal, so she fell back on her old line of work: fortune-telling livestreams! … Viewer: “My husband has become obsessed with a sixty-year-old lady. Is that normal?” Qi Ling: “Of course not. There's something wrong with that lady 6.7kReads9.1Score751Shelves

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   There are a lot of twists and turns in the case, but they are also funny. Every night when I was a teenager, I dreamed of a beautiful girl wearing Ming Dynasty clothes. I thought I had met a peach blossom. However, the beautiful blogger said she was embarrassed. What a peach blossom, it was just his too-nursing wife who had died long ago [face covering]

3. 3 玄 The Mystic Girl Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning. Pay Up to Change Your Fate 玄学少女说你三更死，打钱改命 Brown Sugar Cake红糖糕Modern Romance540k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + ghost-catching + satisfying read + lighthearted + sweet romance + CEO + wealthy family + no angst] After enduring a tribulation, Wu Yin is struck by lightning and sent back to the twenty-first century. With no money to her name, she can only set up a fortune-telling stall online. She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and treats illnesses. If you can pay, she’ll take the job. “Master, if you’re really any good, tell me where my daughter, who was kidnapped years ago, 63.1kReads9.4Score56.9kShelves

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   The heroine's cool article➕metaphysics➕live broadcast➕funny. The heroine traveled to Wufang Valley three years ago to study with the master. She came back three years later to live broadcast fortune telling and restore her memory in the 21st century.

4. 4 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 57.3kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves

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   The protagonist traveled to a parallel world and became a Taoist priest. Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I can't let her go, what should I do?" Protagonist: "She will kill you!" Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I found a big tomb, do you want to come with us?" Protagonist: "No, I can't handle those agencies." Pilgrim: "What agency?" Protagonist: "Public security agency!" Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, can monks curse?" Protagonist: "If you curse someone with curse words, your heart will become clear. If you hold curse words in your heart, your heart will become dirty!"

5. 5 谁 Who Told You to Ask Him for a Fortune? He's Morally Deficient in Every Way! 谁让你找他算命的，他五行缺德！ Flowing Trace流痕Urban868k WordsCompleted Chen Changsheng transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a barefoot Taoist who sets up a stall to tell fortunes. Once he accumulates enough merit points, he can return to his original world and attain the Dao on the spot. To earn more merit points, Chen Changsheng decides to start livestreaming and build an audience. He thinks he can rack up a fortune in merit points by reading people's fortunes and interpreting their lots. But gradually, the atmosphere in Chen Changsheng's livestream 16.5kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
6. 6 摆 Fortune-Telling at My Street Stall: Bro, Something’s Going On at Your Family’s Ancestral Grave! 摆摊算命，兄弟你家祖坟有动静！ Ghost Child鬼童Urban543k WordsCompleted “Fortune-telling? You don't know a damn thing. If you're so good, tell me what I did all day!” the professional fraud exposer said with contempt. “At 9:03 p.m., you went into a hair salon down an alley. You left at 9:10. As for what you did in there...” “Stop! I don't want my fortune told anymore!” “Master, my family has been having one run of bad luck after another. Please help us!” “Friend, don't get worked up when I tell you this, but someone's dug up your family's ancestral grave.” R 3.8kReads9.0Score349Shelves
7. 7 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Run! Your Grandma Wants to Steal Your Years 直播算命：快跑！你奶要借你的寿 Boom Boom Pig爆爆猪Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Female lead with no romance + episodic stories + face-reading and ghost-catching + folk legends and supernatural mysteries] To accumulate good karma, Jiang Yu comes down from the mountains and starts livestreaming fortune-telling. She runs into a red-clad vengeful ghost from the start? Jiang Yu: “See that peach tree in your yard that was just struck by lightning? It’s fresh lightning-struck wood. Go chop off a branch and stab that bastard to death!” Viewer One: “Streamer, I think a ghost beat m 98.5kReads9.3Score16.2kShelves

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   This book is good to read, the heroine has strong three-dimensional views, and the plot is exciting. The ghost blocks the car, the man-eating locust tree, the yellow fairy demands his life, the Nanyang head descends, the fairy is frightened, the underworld marriage, the longevity of the underworld, and the underworld. There are many mystical science popularizations, some are scary and some are heartwarming and funny.

8. 8 算 Fortune-Telling: You Won’t Pay the Fee? I’ll Scatter Your Ashes! 算命：不付卦金？骨灰给你扬咯 I Predicted Your Prediction我预判了你的预判Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the 3.4kReads8.9Score307Shelves

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   I definitely recommend this book. It's funny and fortune-telling. I hid in bed and read it in the middle of the night. My mother laughed so hard that she thought I was crazy.

9. 9 算 My Fortune-Telling Is Spot-On! My Livestream Goes Viral! The Mystical Grandmaster Becomes a Sensation 算命准！直播爆！玄学老祖红透了 Narcissus Studies Hard纳西斯好好学习Modern Romance310k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + showbiz + fortune-telling + feng shui + livestreaming + feel-good revenge + face-slapping] [No romance, powerful female lead] Shen Lange, the head of the Zixiao Sect, the foremost sect of the mystic world, fought the Zombie God for three hundred rounds before they destroyed each other. She arrived in the twenty-first century and found herself in the body of a little-known actress with a notorious reputation, who shared her name. The actress had a perfect figure and a flawless face 74Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book [Metaphysics + Entertainment + Fortune Telling + Feng Shui + Live Broadcast + Cool Articles + Face Slapping] [No CP Heroine] Shen Lange, the head of the Zixiao Sect, the first sect of Xuanmen, died together with the Zombie God after three hundred rounds. She came to the 21st century and transformed into an 18th-line black and red female star with the same name. The female star has a top-notch figure and perfect face, but her fate is ill-fated. Born an orphan, without a father or a mother, he was violently raped online, and finally committed suicide in the bathtub by slitting his wrists. The female star was extremely poor. In order to fill her stomach, Shen Lange returned to her old business and unexpectedly became famous all over the Internet. President of the Metaphysics Association: Huang Eniang, you seem to have never told me such an advanced technique... I will live a new life and see how she slaps her face and abuses her, making everyone love her.

10. 10 掐 One Quick Calculation, and Once Again, I Was Right! 掐指一算，又双叒叒准了 A Chestnut一栗栗子Modern Romance356k WordsOngoing [Mysticism + Livestreaming + Everyone's Favorite + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Lighthearted Comedy] Qiao Dai transmigrates, and not only falls from being the beloved junior sister of a major sect of mystics to a lonely orphan in the countryside, but is also told she needs to earn a million merit points. No worries, she knows just what to do: start livestreaming. “Holy crap, my dad appeared in a dream and told me to send Master Qiao a rocket so she can buy him a coffin.” “Holy crap, I've been cheat 129Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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    [Request for more updates] Metaphysics boss, group favorite, live broadcast fortune telling, the heroine passed away and became an orphan, but the original owner is the heroine, but the heroine doesn't know, the original owner was lost since childhood, there is no real or fake daughter, parents love the heroine very much [Please pay attention]

11. 11 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 143.9kReads9.5Score27.2kShelves

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    The heroine, who graduated from law in 985 and is a Taoist master, or "Mage" for short, encounters a disabled son of luck and covets his merits, so he is forced to board the heroine's pirate ship. It's super funny❗️ Male protagonist: "She doesn't treat me as a disabled person, nor does she treat me as a human being." Female protagonist: "I just want to understand the position of the bottom line. Things above the bottom line should be solved by law, and things below the bottom line should be solved by mysterious methods."

12. 12 观 The Art of Reading People 观人有道 Uncle Mao of Jinmen金门卯叔Urban2.1M WordsCompleted The Daoist Five Arts are Mountain, Medicine, Destiny, Physiognomy, and Divination, representing Heaven, Earth, Humanity, Ghosts, and Immortals respectively. The Immortal Way is Mountain: focusing on cultivation, talismans, martial arts, geography, and feng shui. The Human Way is Medicine: focusing on healing, Daoist medicine, Chinese medicine, acupuncture, pulse diagnosis, and prescriptions. The Divine Way is Destiny: focusing on fortune-telling, the Eight Characters, Zi Wei astrology, and more. 16.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves

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    "Mountain doctors tell fortunes", and one person can dominate the world. When my mother was pregnant with me, she dreamed of a golden carp entering her arms. The fortune teller said that a strange child will be born, and he will become famous all over the world in the future. He can read people's hearts and know their future. Mountain doctors tell fortunes and have five unique skills in Taoism. You can learn a lot about reading, facial reading, palmistry, horoscopes, six lines, feng shui, and easy counting of plum blossoms, and you can directly use them in reality after reading them. The content is real and interesting, and there is a lot of useful information in the book. Once you learn it, you will be able to use it to identify scumbags. Thousands of people, thousands of faces, various aspects of life. Starting from humble beginnings, finally achieving success. The cases in the book are all real, what you see is what you get, use it with caution if you have a chance.

13. 13 算 The Fortune-Telling Streamer Is Spoiled by a Wild, Tough Man 算命俏主播被桀骜硬汉强势宠 Chu Mi楚觅Two Male Leads341k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Powerhouse + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Fortune-Telling + A Touch of the Supernatural] Ning Ziqi opens his eyes to find a rough, unruly man standing beside his bed, gripping both his hands tightly! “I hear your fortune-telling is spot-on. My young master wants to meet you.” “If you resist, I don't mind having a little fun with you before I tie you up and take you back.” * Ning Ziqi died of stomach cancer. After being reborn, he finds a System in his mind, and if he wants to sur 517Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    The rough undercover boss seduces the pretty anchor of metaphysics, come and see!

14. 14 吃 Everyday Gossip: My Fortune-Telling Is Spot-On 吃瓜日常：我算卦很灵 Northeastern Cicada Nymph东北知了猴Modern Romance728k WordsCompleted [Mysticism + Feng Shui + Fortune-Telling + Episodic Stories + All Kinds of Gossip + No Romance] Ever since Song Ci got hit by something thrown from a high-rise, a whole lot of knowledge suddenly appeared in his mind. Fortune-telling, face-reading, avoiding misfortune and attracting good luck, dispelling negative energy and boosting prosperity, attracting wealth, feng shui and geomancy… Everything he’d once thought mysterious and unfathomable came to him as if by instinct. From then on, a little 16.2kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves

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    🍓It's good-looking. The heroine Song Ci was hit and got a golden finger that can tell fortunes. There is a compass in her mind. At first, she can see the past and the events of the next week. Then she sets up a stall and tells fortunes. If she helps people gain merit, the compass will slowly unlock some bigger golden fingers. You can see the future year of the fortune teller. Both the protagonist's parents are dead. His destiny is wealth and wealth. Others want to change the protagonist's life. The death of his parents is also man-made. There are also some things that happened in reality. It's good-looking.

15. 15 解 Practical Guide to Hexagram Reading: Fortune-Telling Is Easy 解卦实操，算卦不难 Grandmaster of the Meng Sect蒙派祖师Urban681k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 450Reads8.8Score101Shelves

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    All the elements you mentioned are present

16. 16 道 A Taoist Prodigy Transmigrates a Thousand Years into the Future, Where Ghosts Are Forbidden 道家小祖穿越千年，百鬼禁行 Ai Beibei愛贝贝Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ancient Times to Modern Day] [Light Supernatural Fiction in an Alternate Setting] [Mysticism and Ghost Hunting] [Strong Female Lead, Satisfying Revenge] [One-on-One Romance, Both Pure] [Sweet Romance] Rong Jiu's master coaxed her down the mountain, telling her she was destined to face a peach blossom calamity. To avert it, Rong Jiu had to take the person connected to that fated romance as her disciple. After dozing off, she transmigrated to the modern era, and her destined love promptly crashed 1.6kReads9.2Score208Shelves

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    A cool story about a strong female metaphysician. The heroine is a big boss from 2000 years ago. She travels through the modern era, catches ghosts, collects demons, and forms fortune-telling formations. She is strong and sassy as a virgin, she is so awesome!

17. 17 鬼 The Ghost Realm Is Stunned: Its Queen Descends the Mountain to Practice the Mystical Arts 鬼界震惊，冥主她下山搞玄术了 Rock Candy Is a Little Sweet冰糖有点甜Modern Romance845k WordsCompleted [Mysticism + Sweet Romance + Hilarious Shenanigans] After twenty years of devoted eating, Yan Jiujiu finally ate her Taoist temple into bankruptcy. Her senior brothers then tricked her into going down the mountain to bring good fortune to the wealthy CEO Gu Yiqin and earn some money. But before she could make a penny, she wound up with nine hundred million in debt. Yan Jiujiu had no choice but to use mystic arts to earn a living, only to accidentally reveal that she was the mighty Netherworld So 1.1kReads9.3Score182Shelves

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    It's quite funny, the heroine is really good at eating it

18. 18 抓 Exhausted from Hunting Ghosts, I Get a Gentle Lull in Lord Lu's Arms 抓鬼累趴，陆爷抱着尤物温柔低哄 Hua Muzhi花慕之Modern Romance446k WordsCompleted “Are you going to run away again?” “No. In this life, I’m yours, body and soul!” In her previous life, Nan Xiang trusted the wrong people and met a tragic end, her body never even fully recovered. After she died, the obsessive, ruthless man she had tried so hard to escape took her body home and avenged her. Reborn as a supernatural bailiff in the human world, she takes the initiative to get close to the man who loves her without limits, taking down scumbags and catching ghosts at the same time. 939Reads9.0Score132Shelves

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    Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. Only when you take a good look will you know.

19. 19 觅 Master Mi Has an Adorable Little Fortune-Teller 觅爷他有只会算命的超甜小可爱 Hua Muzhi花慕之Modern Romance214k WordsCompleted Everyone in Yangcheng knows how cold and ruthless the powerful Master Mi is. And yet, he brings a crazy girl home from a psychiatric hospital and treats her like a treasure. Everyone waits for the girl to make a fool of herself, never expecting that she can ward off evil, catch ghosts, tell fortunes, and wield magic. Before long, influential figures from every walk of life are kneeling at her door, begging her to read their fortunes! Master Mi can't help pinning the girl against a wall. “Sweethe 94Reads8.6Score—Shelves
20. 20 玄 Metaphysics System: The Rich Host Becomes a God by Courting Death 玄学系统：富二代宿主靠作死成神 Life-Saving Little Combo续命小套餐Modern Romance140k WordsOngoing [Strong female lead + mildly scheming male lead + second male lead is an award-winning actor. A lighthearted story of everyday life!] Zhong Can is a top student in finance at a top-two university. Her parents are healthy, her career is thriving, and her family is quite wealthy. She has sharp senses, learns quickly, and is “modest and low-key.” She doesn't have any of the usual “bad habits” of a rich kid... She thought she could spend her life taking things easy. She never expected a System t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In my daily life, I was just a rich second generation lying down... What kind of reward would you give me if you asked me to clean up the world of metaphysics?

21. 21 开 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府：这直播间谁敢上啊 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 30.7kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves

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    Jiang Lin released the two dead souls, an old man and a young man. Seeing a line of dead souls, the two of them followed the line at the end without any guidance. After sending the dead souls here, Jiang Lin's work is basically completed. He crossed his arms and floated in the sky. From this perspective, he could see the entire team of dead souls at a glance.

22. 22 风 Geomancer: My Online Girlfriend Is a CEO 风水相师：我的网恋女友是总裁 Ashes Between the Fingers指间的灰烬Urban2.2M WordsCompleted A pure fortune-telling and feng shui story, with no ghosts or monsters. Twenty-three-year-old Xu Ze has just graduated from college and wants to make quick money, so he sets up a fortune-telling stall by the roadside. He starts dating a woman he met online, only to discover that his girlfriend is... so tragic a figure! 4.2kReads7.3Score348Shelves
23. 23 直 My Fortune-Telling Livestream Is So Accurate, Even the Underworld Is in an Uproar 直播算命太准：地府都轰动了 A Bowl of Sesame Candy来碗麻糖Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Fortune-Telling Livestream + Oddballs + Supernatural + Cases + No Female Lead + Mythology] After Zhang Kai, a rebel of the Daoist sect, sets a Daoist temple on fire and curses the statue of the Celestial Master, he starts a career fortune-telling on livestream. A billionaire angrily throws off his cuckold’s hat because of him, a woman obsessed with raising ducks has a sudden change of heart because of him, and a wholesome streamer ends up in prison because of him… As one absurd and ridiculous i 4.8kReads8.7Score424Shelves

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    ✨✨The protagonist is a Taoist priest with a bad destiny. He goes down the mountain to tell fortunes and accumulate virtues. Every time the fortune is told, everyone knows something unknown to the other party. Gradually, his live broadcast has become popular in the underworld.

24. 24 她 She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】 Spicy Porridge麻辣粥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the 1.5kReads9.4Score218Shelves

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    It's also very funny! She was abducted at the age of five [face covering] and unexpectedly became the 108th generation descendant of the unknown Taoist temple [cool]. After coming down from the mountain, her grandma became swollen. She was addicted to TV series and could not pay for herself. She also had to buy a car, a house and lipstick. In order to support her grandma, she was forced to open a business and catch people everywhere...

25. 25 风 The Feng Shui Mystery Bureau 风水解密局 Zen-Minded All-Rounder佛系八面玲珑Mystery695k WordsOngoing The Feng Shui master Zhou Qian Kun’s ancestral grave was tampered with, causing his family to fall into decline until he was the only survivor. By a stroke of luck, Zhou Qian Kun acquired the Twelve Divine Beast Fortune Beads. It is said that anyone who obtains the Twelve Divine Beast Fortune Beads can read fate and change their fortune. To avenge her mother’s murder, An Yixi used a palace beauty pageant as cover, assuming the name Jian Cao and sneaking into the imperial palace. With the power o 23Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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    Fortune teller, quite funny

26. 26 神 After the Master Diviner Transmigrated, She Kept Her Fiancé 神算大佬穿越后，包养了未婚夫 Sweet Melon Mo甜瓜默Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics] [Fortune-Telling] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Talisman Arts] Qiao Yi was once a great fortune-teller in the spirit realm. After being hunted by the Four Divine Beasts, she transmigrated into the notorious eldest daughter of the Changping Earl's household in the Great Jin Kingdom, who had even been thrown out of her own home. As soon as she arrived, she was faced with a poisoned maternal grandfather, an uncle with a lame leg, and a cousin with a shattered core and severed meridians 893Reads7.3Score113Shelves

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    Where is this one?

27. 27 笑 Hilarious! I Read the Prince Like a Book 笑疯，算卦拿捏王爷 A Lei Le啊蕾嘞Ancient Romance204k WordsCompleted Gu Xun’s mother hauled him off to have his marriage prospects read. He had meant to expose the tricks of Wen the Half-Immortal, but ended up completely taken in. When Wen Zhi declared, “Your destined match is close at hand,” he rushed straight to the south of the city to check. He promptly ran into Wen Zhi, who was fishing a cat out of the water. He spoke to her first, fell for her trap, and then knocked himself unconscious, fulfilling her prediction of a bloody mishap on the spot. Just as he th 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    ✅ The magical heroine takes control of the tsundere prince online ✅ Laugh until you crow! The prince's large-scale real fragrance scene ✅ Fortune telling requires money, cheating the prince requires life, doting on the wife requires heart ✅ Tomato's new work "Laughing Crazy, Fortune Telling and Controlling the Prince" ✅ No abuse in the whole process, hilarious and sweet, you must follow it if you stay up late

28. 28 天 You're at the Police Station Every Day, and You Call That a Side Hustle? 天天警局备案，你管这叫搞副业？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 51.8kReads9.2Score4.8kShelves

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    🌃I couldn't stop laughing, I almost died laughing when I read it in the middle of the night😁The protagonist's various side jobs will definitely break your cognition. I've seen this type of book before, but this one definitely ranks first☝️Chasing Chasing Chasing🎆

29. 29 我 I Am Intersex 我是阴阳人 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted My mother said that when I was born, her first reaction was to strangle me, because it was impossible to tell whether I was male or female. My grandmother called me a freak and a jinx, saying I would only bring shame on the family. It was then that my maternal grandmother, who had traveled all the way from the countryside to visit my mother, adopted me. So, by chance, I got to enjoy a pure childhood, free from scornful looks. Following my half-immortal grandmother, I unexpectedly discovered how 13kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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    These books are very good-looking and have funny parts.

30. 30 我 I Am a Lady Tutor 我是女先生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted I'm hard to kill. These were the words I heard from the moment I was born. A blind fortune-teller said I was a White Tiger Sha, a girl born with a boy's fate, innately tough and destined to bring misfortune to my husband, my children, and myself. Everyone in the village said I wouldn't survive. My yang energy was too strong. Even if they managed to keep me alive, I'd grow up to be an idiot. But my grandma, a spirit medium who presided over the altar, refused to give up. Every year, she burned a 4.3kReads9.4Score519Shelves
31. 31 我 I Am a Female Physiognomist 我是女相师 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery893k WordsCompleted I was born in the twelfth lunar month of 1991, and came into the world with six fingers. The saying that people born in the Year of the Sheep have bad luck somehow became attached to me. Before I could even speak, my family sent me to live with my grandaunt, who ran a shop selling paper offerings and burial clothes. My grandaunt said I had a star spirit in my fate, and the Vermilion Bird would come to my aid. What did it matter if my destiny was cursed? As the saying goes: The Azure Dragon and W 13kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
32. 32 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 27kReads9.5Score4kShelves
33. 33 满 The Max-Level Ancestress Only Wants to Farm and Raise Pigs 满级老祖宗她只想种田养猪 Mu Jinjin沐金金Modern Romance160k WordsCompleted The first time they met. She said to him, “Hey, handsome, I can tell you have extraordinary potential and a rare natural talent. You’re a once-in-a-thousand-years beauty. How about coming home with me to work the fields? Room and board included.” Qi Moyan: ? Where did this lunatic come from? Get lost! The Nth time they met. She smiled sweetly at him. “Hey, handsome, with those sharp brows and bright eyes, you’re so gorgeous we’re a perfect match. Come home with me and be my puppy boyfriend?” Qi 182Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    This book is good to read, don't look at the title of his book, you must read it😃😃

34. 34 国 The Government Recruited Me Because My Fortune-Telling Is Too Accurate 国家把我收了，因为我算命太准 Lone Wolf of Shishi石市孤狼Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Lin Xiaoman is a country girl who just graduated. Her only special talent is “being eerily accurate when she speaks.” On a high-speed train, she sees a masked woman across from her with blood-red words floating over her head: “Will die in three hours.” She recognizes those eyes: they belong to top-tier star Bai Lu. After hesitating for three seconds, she hands her a note. Bai Lu changes her route and escapes disaster. But Lin Xiaoman, for “revealing heavenly secrets,” gets a nosebleed and slee 947Reads7.6Score154Shelves

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    This book is so awesome! Help! ☆ At the beginning, he said that the door frame was falling, and the next second the door frame was smashed! ☆ Fortune-telling to solve unsolved cases, from rescuing people on the high-speed train to being recruited by the country, the whole process is high-energy! ☆ The heroine is not a love brain, she bleeds and sweats without fear, and all her apprentices are loyal! ☆ My best friend is a top-notch person, and my apprentice is a special forces soldier. You can't afford to mess with her background! From "goddess" to "national treasure", Lin Xiaoman's counterattack is simply explosive! If you like urban supernatural powers and suspense solving crimes, don't miss it!

35. 35 直 Her Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, the Police Nationwide Are Watching Her 直播算命太准，被全网警察关注了 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 55.5kReads9.3Score9.9kShelves

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    The heroine's fortune-telling is very funny🤪 [Live broadcast + fortune-telling + metaphysics] Concept, the whole thing gives me a very new feeling, the heroine's greatness is reflected little by little [angry][angry][top post][top post][please update] Every story about a fortune-seeker or some ghosts is not a traditional horror. There will be times to mobilize the tense atmosphere, there will be thought-provoking realistic links, and there are even more touching and touching moments. Anyway, I think it looks good

36. 36 叔 Uncle, You're Destined to Need Me 叔，你命中缺我 A Bun Running Naked裸奔的馒头Modern Romance2.5M WordsCompleted “Uncle, your forehead looks dark to me. You'll suffer a bloody calamity today, so you shouldn't travel far.” Su Keke grins, showing a row of pearly white teeth. Qin Mochen turns down the blind date arranged by his elders. “Uncle, your eyes are watery, your cheeks are rosy, and the corners of your mouth keep turning up. Looks like romance is in your future!” Qin Mochen fixes his gaze on the little girl, his eyes inscrutable. Later, Su Keke rides on his back, beaming. “Uncle, I did the math, and g 458Reads9.3Score196Shelves

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    Recommend books with conscience and don't push them randomly! I have recommended these two books to many people! The heroine has all three views, but there is no Virgin! What's the matter? I read that some people didn't like the part where the male protagonist seduces the first one. In the second one, there's basically no male protagonist at all, because he doesn't have many opportunities to appear. This funny fortune-telling and ghost-catching sweet article is worth reading!

37. 37 请 Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗 Zhuozhuo着着Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can' 1.2kReads9.3Score196Shelves
38. 38 我 I Was Just Telling Fortunes, So Why Is the Entire Universe Hunting Me? 我算命而已怎么被全宇宙通缉了？ Niu's Out of Class牛下课咯Urban531k WordsCompleted Lin Ping'an transmigrated to a parallel world and became a fortune-teller. To promote China's ancient I Ching culture, Lin Ping'an began telling fortunes. His first reading: [A magnitude 7.5 earthquake will strike the Chicken Country in three days. Please take precautions.] His second reading: [A guide to tomorrow's stock market gains around the world.] His third reading: [The Island Country's Poor Man's Mountain is about to erupt. Please take precautions.] His fourth reading... “Wait, what?” “W 132Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    They are all fortune-telling books: ① Being wanted all over the world just for telling fortunes? Others tell fortunes, but he tells fortunes to destroy the country. He is a man who scares the whole world. [Shy] ②Participate in a reality show🎉. Other guests are exhausted trying to make money, but the protagonist only needs fortune telling to make a lot of money. The protagonist is invincible and almost omnipotent. 🎉 ③A particularly interesting book🌸. Although the protagonist is only seven years old, he is very senior and has great prestige in the village. He was elected as the patriarch, and then the protagonist began to lead the whole village to become rich. ☘️At first, netizens didn't understand why people in this village had to listen to a child. Until the protagonist showed his abilities, they were convinced. 🌴🌺

39. 39 满 A Max-Level Taoist and Part-Time Star Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 满级道士兼职明星，娱乐圈杀疯了 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.0M WordsCompleted In his previous life, he was a true immortal of the Daoist sect. In this life, he transmigrates to Blue Star's entertainment industry as a nobody. Yang Lin unexpectedly joins a livestream show called Work Hard, Everyone! To build their image as ordinary working people, the celebrities either perform on the street or set up stalls selling snacks. Yang Lin, however, simply pulls a Daoist robe from his bag, puts it on, and starts telling fortunes. He lifts a curse for a female CEO and earns a ten-t 17kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
40. 40 七 The Seven-Year-Old Clan Chief Leads the Whole Village to Make Trillions 七岁小族长，带领全村狂赚万亿 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Zhou Chen is a grandmaster of feng shui and Taoist arts, one of the country’s foremost feng shui masters and Taoist adepts, and heir apparent to the title of Celestial Master of the Taoist sect! One day, Zhou Chen… suddenly transmigrates into the body of a little boy. And the boy’s seniority in the family is unbelievably high. He visits the village during summer vacation, and everyone from the eighty-year-old men and women down to the three-year-old brats has to respectfully call him Great-Uncle 15.5kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
41. 41 疯 Are You Crazy? The Life-Extension System Can Be Used Like This? 疯了吧！续命系统还能这样玩 Little Crispy Pork小小酥肉Modern Romance654k WordsCompleted Jiang Hui failed her tribulation and was blasted to bits by bolt after bolt of heavenly lightning. Just when she thought her life and cultivation were over, she came back to life, and even got a System thrown in for free. The System told her she had only three hours left to live. To extend her life, she had to earn merit and exchange it for more time. Jiang Hui was delighted. Earning merit was right up her alley! Unfortunately, the System was a total rip-off. She exorcised evil spirits, told for 8.5kReads9.2Score1kShelves

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    The heroine is really good at fortune telling and the plot is also compact

42. 42 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 51Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laugh until you crow! This article about urban immortality burned up my CPU. Who understands! After three days of watching "Urban God Stick Wu Puppy Cultivation to Immortality", I laughed so hard that my neighbors thought my house was being demolished! The protagonist Wu Xiaogou has an "unreliable" buff, and he also has two live pets on his way to immortality - the husky "Poop Catcher" who specializes in stealing the dog food of the golden retriever next door. The jokes are ridiculously dense: the alchemy furnace was used as a fireworks display by the "Shit King", the flying sword was slapped into the trash can by the "Queen Mother" with a paw, but it was more fun and it exploded. Every time the car overturned, he accidentally hit and picked up a big opportunity. If you haven't seen it, hurry up! If you miss this ridiculous and over-the-top book about cultivating immortality, you will really regret it and slap your thighs in the face! 💘☸️💗💓☪️💗💗💖☸️

43. 43 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 25Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 44 摆 Laid-Back Fortune-Telling: Mr. Jiang, Your Wife Is in Trouble Again 摆烂算命：江总，夫人又进局子了 Plaid Ula Tortoise格子乌拉龟Modern Romance301k WordsCompleted [Metaphysical fortune-telling + no romance + episodic stories + satisfying revenge] Qian Duoduo will do anything to make money. Nothing matters more to her than her life: she tells fortunes at a street stall and works as an undertaker. For money, she marries Jiang Sheng, the son of the richest man, and helps him investigate who really killed his male lover... For money, she responds to the richest man's missing-daughter notice and discovers that she is the biological daughter he lost, but she ca 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's funny and unlucky. The heroine is possessed by a sinister person. She not only has to be responsible for Bai Wuchang's work, but also has to make money to buy her ghost coins and find a man for him... She has been in and out of trouble many times. It's so difficult for her. She messes with fortune telling, live broadcasting + setting up stalls, 500 for each fortune, and she has to earn 10 billion. It's really outrageous.

45. 45 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Overheard My Inner Thoughts, Though I Was Just Trying to Keep My Head Down 三国：苟神的我被曹操偷听了心声 Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [System] + [cautious survival] + [laid-back] + [farming] + [dual protagonists] + [comedy] My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. From the start, I became a low-ranking civil official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu. But fighting battles is a high-risk job. What’s the difference between having only a 98 percent chance of winning and throwing your life away? My goal in life is to keep my head down, stay safe, and be a lazy fish by Cao Cao’s side, enjoying a quiet 18.3kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves

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    Make you laugh out loud in the middle of the night

46. 46 秦 Third Master Qin's Wife Is No Fortune-Teller 秦三爷的妻子不是神棍 Weiwei, You Can Do It玮玮加油Modern Romance169k WordsOngoing After being reborn, Zhang Wanning has eyes only for Qin Ziyi. But Third Master Qin, overwhelmed by her affection, does the unthinkable and lets her go. In their previous life, Qin Ziyi pursued Zhang Wanning, and she avoided him. Now, reborn, Zhang Wanning pursues him, and Qin Ziyi avoids her. "Qin Ziyi, what do you mean? Why are you avoiding me?" Qin Ziyi is suffering too. He doesn't want to avoid her, but he doesn't want to hurt Zhang Wanning, so he has no choice. "Ningning, we're destined to b —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Fortune tellers, you have the final say objectively whether you want to be funny or not.

47. 47 汴 Chronicles of Bianjing's Fireworks 汴京烟火录 Lord of the Purple Pavilion紫阁阁主大人Historical259k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + diary-style narrative + an under-the-radar farming story about wandering among the common folk] Heartfelt and down-to-earth! An ancient-world transmigration diary capturing the everyday lives of ordinary people! Also known as: I Set Up a Fortune-Telling Stall in Bianjing. A modern fake fortune-teller transmigrates into the historical period depicted in Along the River During the Qingming Festival, idles around writing a diary, and doesn't change history one bit~ 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This article is also called, I set up a fortune-telling stall in Bianjing, a modern man who faked fortune-telling, traveled back to the history of the Qingming River Scene, fished and wrote a diary, but it couldn't change the history at all!!!!

48. 48 神 The Charlatan 神棍 Qing Chong Yue Er青虫月二Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller, one of the oldest professions. An ancient name for a fortune-teller or feng shui master. Knowing the stars above and the earth below; the five elements of yin and yang, the eight trigrams and nine palaces. Physiognomy and feng shui, defying fate and changing one’s destiny: nothing is beyond their power! Huang Zheng, a modern-day fortune-teller. Born under the influence of yin and yang, with the canopy star at his back. With extraordinary skills in reading fortunes and feng shui 1.5kReads8.7Score217Shelves

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    God stick!!!

49. 49 和 After Joining a Variety Show with My Infamous Uncle, My Fortune-Telling Goes Viral 和黑红舅舅参加综艺后，算命爆火 Three-Tailed Rabbit三尾兔Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted This story is set in a fictional world and has no connection to reality! [The whole family dotes on her + entertainment industry + mystical arts + livestreaming + family bonds + uncle and niece, no romance] The police in Zhonglingshan Village received a report: “There's a five-year-old at our temple spreading feudal superstition, charging 688 yuan for a fortune! She's scamming people out of their money!” The police: ??? They understood all the words, but put together, they made no sense. A littl 17.8kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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    The protagonist is a five-year-old Taoist priest who participated in a variety show with his uncle. As a result, he encountered paper embryos and zombies... Watch the little Taoist priest protect his silly uncle.

50. 50 禄 Fortune’s Cry 禄鸣 Chu Jinglan楚景岚Modern Romance274k WordsCompleted I'm Shen Lu, the most expensive fortune teller in Rongzhou. I have one quirk, though: I only take clients with old-money style. Then one day, an old man in flip-flops walked in and said, “Tell me, when will my son, that high-ranking official, be transferred back?” I cleaned up the official circles and took over a business empire. It wasn't until I met him that I realized I didn't understand fate at all... And now an even bigger conspiracy is drawing near. If anyone dares to tamper with the desti 15Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    Fortune telling? No, I'm counting people's hearts! A man wearing flip-flops came to your door and offered a price of five hundred thousand yuan.

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