Guys, I'm in a Reading Slump. Any Good Books? Looking for Something That Makes You Laugh Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night 兄弟们书荒了，有啥好书，求那种半夜笑出猪叫的
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Super Scholar: Starting with Quietly Controlling My Scores! 超级学霸：从低调控分开始！
[Academic ace + System + Deliberately controlling test scores + Cutting-edge technology, lighthearted with no angst] After a surprise math test, the class monitor, an academic ace, scores just 50 points. The campus beauty gets 30, and the class representative and study committee member score even lower. But Jiang Nan, the king of dozing in class and the champion of the school cafeteria, racks up 90 points and takes first place??? Math teacher: “Kid, you can't hide it anymore, can you?” Beautiful
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Tomb Raiding: Little Brother, I'm Weak as a Nobody 盗墓：小哥，我弱得跟个渣渣一样
[No CP] The male lead is frail, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing! My name is Wei Xuyang. In the past, I transmigrated through many worlds with a System. Now I have a chat group System. King Lu Shang, King Mu of Zhou, the Queen Mother of the West... They're all members of my chat group! One day, I discovered that I was lying inside a coffin. The System even told me I'd been asleep for several thousand years! But I don't remember a thing! Who am I, anyway? While I was still questio
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The Empress Reincarnates and Is So Upset She Gives Birth Prematurely 女帝转生：被气成了早产儿
(Invincible + Empress) Ye Tian transmigrated into the womb as an unborn baby, but to his surprise, there was also a reincarnated female emperor in there. The two often fought over resources, until their tussles finally led to trouble. Female Emperor: “This is so humiliating! I actually became a premature baby. I must teach that scoundrel a lesson!” Ye Tian: “My little sister, the female emperor, is a bit too proud. She needs a good talking-to!”
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Great Tang: The Six-Year-Old Prince Pulls Out Li Er’s Mustache from the Start 大唐：六岁皇子，开局拔李二胡子
Li Chengfeng, a scientific genius from the 21st century, transmigrates to the Tang dynasty, only to become Li Shimin’s six-year-old son? Blessed with a divine Brat System, Li Chengfeng tugs on Li Shimin’s beard and tears into Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui from the start. Yet they can do nothing about it. Using his genius-level scientific knowledge, Li Chengfeng solves a natural disaster with the South-to-North Water Diversion Project, and develops hybrid rice that yields 2,000 jin per mu. He defeat
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I've Cultivated to Level 9,999, but the Ancestor Is Only Level 100 修炼9999级了，老祖才100级
The dog he raised turned out to be a Demon Venerable, sweeping across the demon world. The koi in his pond all leaped over the Dragon Gate and transformed into mighty dragons of the Nine Heavens? The little beggar he took in became an emperor with a casual touch of his finger? Ye Qingyun was at a loss for words. After being trapped deep in the mountains for a full ten years, he finally ventured beyond them, only to discover that he was an unparalleled expert?
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Tomb Raiding: The Ninth Gate’s Beloved Mystic 盗墓：九门团宠是神棍
[Tomb Raider fanfiction, young Taoist, disguises herself as a boy, doted on by everyone, starting with The Mystic Nine] Proceed with caution: This is not a wish-fulfillment story! The protagonist grows over time and comes of age after Chapter 79. Qi Baye had a little granddaughter whom he raised by his side from the time she was born. He personally chose her name, deciding that whether the baby was a boy or a girl, she would be called Qi Lechuan. After her father, Qi Yu, disappeared while on the
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Doomsday Descends: A Hundredfold Drop Rate, Loot with Every Strike 末日降临：百倍爆率刀刀爆物资
[Game Stats] [No Romance] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Invincible Protagonist] [Absolute Egoism] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] No saintly heroes allowed!!! After surviving ten years of the apocalypse, Lin Ziluo was reborn on the day the apocalypse game arrived. When he came to, the first thing he did was kill his campus crush, the girlfriend who had betrayed him and ruined his life for ten years. Unexpectedly, he activated a System that could grant him countless golden fingers. His first golden finger: Ab
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You're Supposed to Be the Strategist, So Why Are You Dating the Enemy's? 让你当军师，你和女方军师好上了
(Romantic slice of life) + (One female lead) + (Not reborn) + (No System, no golden finger) Gu Xing helps his roommate add a girl on WeChat, and all the guys in Dorm 301 pitch in with advice. “Guys, what should I send as my first message?” “Do you even have to ask? Just send, ‘You there?’...” Gu Xing says, “Opening with ‘Hey, are you there?’ is guaranteed to make you look like a clown.” Under his roommates’ watchful eyes, Gu Xing becomes their romance coach. He sends, “The other person is typing
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Help! The Movie Star’s Wife Has Wrecked Another Variety Show 救命！影帝你老婆又搞垮了综艺
[Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp
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She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈
[Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t
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The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation 准备摆烂退圈的女主，靠沙雕爆火
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后，我上恋综爆火了
[One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed
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I Debuted on a Talent Show, Please Stop Breaking My Fans' Hearts 选秀出道：求你别再刀粉丝
[Entertainment Industry + Redemption + Mystery and Deduction] Also known as She Thinks I’m a Delicate Little Flower and Everyone Around Me Seems More Like the Heroine After being tortured to death, Fu Yachi wakes up and discovers that she has transmigrated? And into a competition show for trainee idols, no less? She’s about to go onstage... Comment 1: This isn’t an idol-development show! Comment 2: Our performance can be down-to-earth, but it absolutely cannot be from the underworld! Comment 3:
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I Roasted All of Showbiz and Became a Huge Star 怼遍娱乐圈后我爆红了
As a beloved rising star, Le Ming is used to handling everything herself. She finds her own endorsements, picks her own scripts, and when it comes to antis and rivals... she takes them on herself, too! Anti: “You're nothing but a pretty face! What else have you got?” Le Ming, utterly unfazed: “Let's not judge each other. You were shipped from the factory without a fully equipped brain, and I never said a word.” A newly popular actress: “I'll gladly take this ad. The brand favors me, and there's
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After the Movie Emperor Got Clingy, My Decorative-Vase Image in the Entertainment Industry Crumbled 被影帝缠上后我娱乐圈花瓶人设崩了
[Hilarious + Mutual Firsts + Sweet Romance and Pursuit] A top-tier star movie emperor's relationship is exposed, and the other person turns out to be a useless variety-show beauty? Haters shout, “Mo Ci, you're not good enough for him.” Her father can't stand watching any longer: “If you can't make it in the industry, come home and inherit the family business.” After she's forced to reveal her secret identity, the entertainment industry is turned upside down. The national-treasure artist is her s
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The Nation’s Movie Emperor Has a Secret Crush on Me 国民影帝暗恋我
Word is that national heartthrob Yu Qianfan has someone he secretly loves? Fans: “No, I don’t believe it! He loves us!” Word is that the person Yu Qianfan secretly loves is Queen Li? Fans: “Li Jin? No way! Those two don’t get along. This rumor is definitely false!” During a variety show game, Yu Qianfan put his hand on a lie detector. Host: “I heard you have a secret crush. Is it Li Jin?” Li Jin shot him a cold look. Yu Qianfan answered, “No.” Zap! The red lights flashed, and the alarm blared. L
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Dropped Into a Dating Show! The Queen Roasts the Entertainment World and Becomes a Sensation 空降恋综！女王怼遍娱乐圈爆红了
[Satisfying, feel-good romance + punishing scumbags + dating reality show + top-tier star couple + everyone’s favorite + hilarious + one-on-one, both are inexperienced] The female war goddess Gu Mu became a sensation on a dating reality show by roasting people! What’s romance? I’m here to punish scumbags! She beats up sleazy men, takes down scheming women, and makes the villains call her Daddy! In the end, the director is scared of her, the guests are scared of her, and even her haters are too a
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Isn't It Perfectly Reasonable for a Resident Physician Like Me to Crush the Department Chief? 我一个住院医师吊打主任很合理吧
Lu An, an emergency surgeon who has just graduated with his bachelor's degree, is an unremarkable resident physician until he unexpectedly gains the support of a System. It lets him collect other people's emotional points: sadness, pain, happiness, gratitude, ecstasy, and hatred, then turn those points into abilities of his own. From then on, he races ahead on the road to saving lives. It makes perfect sense for a resident physician to crush a department director, right?
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Villain: I Kissed My Master by Force Before I Died 反派：临死前，强吻了师尊
[Master and disciple] [Passionate] [Many love interests] [Decisive and ruthless] After transmigrating into a novel as the villain, he became bound to a plot System. Once he finished acting out his chapters, he would receive rich rewards and be reborn. As he lay dying, Su Jue looked at his master, reluctant to part with her. She had taken care of him for so long. He had to leave her something. His master hated men most of all, so he would leave her a kiss, something to remember him by forever! Wi
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