Looking for Books That'll Make Me Die Laughing 求能笑死人的书。

1. 1 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 53.5kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves

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   In the middle of the night, I laughed like a maggot and then accidentally rolled out of bed

2. 2 我 I Am the Grandmaster of Green Tea 我是绿茶祖师爷 Nineteen Buddhas十九佛10k WordsCompleted I Am the Grandmaster of Green Tea 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A pretty good short story, highly recommended

3. 3 续 Renew for a Lifetime 续费一辈子 Nineteen Buddhas十九佛Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted Renew for a Lifetime 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
4. 4 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 8.6kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
5. 5 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 341.6kReads9.7Score49.7kShelves

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   🌰🌰😜I'm laughing so hard! Someone asked you to confess your love for a gangster daughter, but you actually said you like legs?! 😜 Su Jiang, a freshman, accidentally awakened the system. This system is incredible. It posed a big problem for him at the beginning😱: [Ask the host to confess his love to a member of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. If the task fails, he will die immediately!] With no other option, Su Jiang could only confess his love to the underworld daughter Anrou in front of the whole class. I thought it was a romantic confession, but he opened his mouth and said, "I like your legs..." 😅The whole class was stunned instantly, and An Rou's expression became very exciting. After that, what hilarious stories will happen between them? If you want to know, come and take a look! 🤣

6. 6 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 47.8kReads9.2Score4.6kShelves
7. 7 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 11kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
8. 8 日 The Sun and Moon Dual Cultivation Art 日月双修功 Web Novel Xiao Xiaosheng网文笑笑生Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted At the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm, the Immortal Emperor Jing Chengxuan was killed by the Nine Profound Female Immortal Emperor. His soul was reborn in the body of the mortal Jing Chengxuan, who had his dantian destroyed by his bride on their wedding night. Jing Chengxuan cultivates supreme immortal arts, defies fate, and takes revenge on his enemies, making Yun Yiran regret her actions for the rest of her life. He rises step by step, fights his way back to the Immortal Realm, and takes his r 3.3kReads6.2Score439Shelves

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   Funny sand sculpture + lots of girlfriends [making faces] [admiration] [admiration] [shy] [making faces] [puckering lips]

9. 9 逼 You Forced Me to Dual Cultivate at the Acacia Sect. What Are You Regretting Now? 逼我去合欢宗双修，现在后悔啥？ Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy287k WordsCompleted [Ranma-style gender swapping] [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [System] [Cultivation] Ye Jinhuan is forced by a gang of cunning villains to transform into a woman and infiltrate the Hehuan Sect. He has no choice but to play their game of wits. Fortunately, he awakens the strongest Spy System and gains supernatural abilities, including the power to eavesdrop on people’s thoughts. His schemes leave everyone who forced him into this predicament filled with regret. Though surrounded by beautiful women i 1.1kReads5.8Score—Shelves
10. 10 合 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材 Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro 1.6kReads7.2Score141Shelves
11. 11 蛊 Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰 Little Sheep That Can Fly Every Day每天会飞的小羊Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi 114Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Super funny! Time travel! This book "Gu Wang Ajie" is simply the king of Internet literature. It became an instant hit when it was released. It must be added to the bookshelf👈👈👈👈! The protagonist Miao Ajie started off extremely miserable. He was tortured by various weird poisons such as golden silkworm poison, snake poison, peach blossom poison, etc., And was in a desperate situation. How does he break the situation? The whole process is so exciting that you can't stop at all😜😜! Of course, this novel is not all about thrills. The funny plot is equally amazing, and it will make you laugh till you hit the ground! If you just want to watch the funny part, jump directly to chapters 74, 80, 124, 184 - 198, 202, 223. It will definitely make you laugh until your abdominal muscles cramp😛😛😛! In addition, there is also a book called "The Laughing God's Counterattack, The Promise of a Thousand Wishes" which is also highly recommended! The Jade Emperor actually traveled through time and became a girl. There are all kinds of nonsensical plots and full of laughter. If you are interested, don't miss it!

12. 12 笑 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 BT28Modern Romance277k WordsOngoing “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 3Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 13 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 139Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A masterpiece of fairy tales that will make you laugh so hard! Who knows? "Hob Knife Meat Divination Entering the Fairy World" really brings out "laughing" and "rejection"! The chubby Wu Tie fights against the sky and the earth, the unreliable and seasoned talisman always falls off the chain, Lei Pi Pi steals pig trotters, and Tie Han Han throws "poop bombs", the laughter is so dense that you can choke! The plot of the ninth-level qi-training monks chasing and escaping, stealing secret books and hiding them in the basement is very exciting. The atmosphere of the city is mixed with the atmosphere of a fairy, and there is also the blessing of system merit points. It is refreshing and relaxing to read, and it is really a loss if you don't read it! 💗🕉️💓☪️💞✝️

14. 14 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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