Looking for Novels So Funny You’ll Be Pounding the Bed at Midnight 🌝 求搞笑到可以半夜捶床的小说🌝
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The Mercenary Boss’s Mental State Is a Little Too Unstable 佣兵大佬的精神状态有亿点不稳定
[Completed] [Feel-good story + devoted couple + lighthearted comedy + contrasting personalities + secret identities + showbiz + no rebirth] A brazen, outrageous, sociable, sharp-tongued little mercenary girl VS an obedient, well-mannered, aloof princely heir, as untouchable as a flower on a high peak (Content warning: The male lead is breathtakingly beautiful and utterly useless at first, but there’s a twist later.) On the first day after returning to China, Jiang Wanxing runs into a man as beau
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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Dave the Madman of Konoha 木叶的疯狂戴夫
Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?”
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More Children, More Blessings: This World Has Way Too Many Beautiful Women 多子多福:这个世界美女太多
[Invincible + Comedy + Multiple Heroines] If the food's no good, don't read this. We're worried you won't get enough nutrition. Li Changsheng transmigrates to another world and awakens the More Children, More Blessings System on his deathbed. To grow stronger, he has to marry and have children. Li Changsheng is delighted. “In that case, I won't hold back.” Years later, the entire continent is full of his own people. Then Li Changsheng suddenly discovers that the Heavenly Dao is a beautiful young
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The Scumbag Demoted His Wife to a Concubine, Then She Married Up and Became Empress, Leaving His Whole Family on Their Knees 渣男贬妻为妾,高嫁为后全家跪
This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe
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On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜,我让战神王爷起死回生
Short drama adaptation: *A Doctor’s Graceful Colors* Animated adaptation: *A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved* [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu
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Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术,王爷吃瓜吃到吐
Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急!有读心术的暴君非要宠我
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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Quick Transmigration: This Goofy Host Refuses to Do Her Missions 快穿:沙雕宿主就是不想做任务
System No. 99 was bound to a wacky Host. It thought it had gotten a weakling, but then... First world: Zhao Miaomiao wondered why she had to become the emperor's favorite consort. Wouldn't it be better to take the emperor on as her lackey? Second world: When Zhao Miaomiao saw people making money by selling her autographed photos, she came up with a plan to get rich: the hottest young star starts livestreaming signed photos for sale, guaranteed authentic, shipped out fast. Third world: Being the
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Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Accidentally Toppled the Villain Couple’s Jealousy Jar 穿书后随手把反派cp的醋缸掀翻
Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the
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Young Master Feng, Your Little Ancestor's Secret Identity Is Exposed 封少,你家小祖宗马甲掉了
One day, the perpetually single Second Master Feng announced to everyone, “I’ve got a woman now. My girl is gentle and timid. Anyone who dares upset her will make their whole family miserable.” Then “Isn’t she the one who beat up the five great families of North China and crushed the criminal underworld in East China?” “I heard she even recruited the descendants of a bunch of ancient martial arts clans as her underlings.” “Ha, your information’s out of date. She’s the mysterious power behind XS,
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Honghuang: Nuwa Is My Mother 洪荒:女娲是我妈
[Xuanhuan + Primordial Chaos + System + transmigrate] She woke up to find herself the son bestowed by Nuwa. The most powerful second-generation saint in the Primordial Chaos had been born! He was even bound to a choice-based System. When Hongjun expounded the Dao, he took a seat alone on the saints’ lotus throne. During Nuwa Creates Humans, he passed himself off as the ancestor of humanity. When the Three Pure Ones founded their sects, he set out to become the senior disciple of the Human, Chan,
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Pretending to Be the Supreme Being in a Chat Group with My Low-Tier Honghuang World 低配洪荒的我在聊天群伪装至高
Qin Chuan transmigrates into the primordial world. He establishes his foundation in an instant, becomes an immortal in three days, and a sage in seven. Only after taking charge of the Great Dao does he discover that Tongtian can take ten-meter steps, while Hongjun, having joined with the Dao, can only fly thirty-three meters... Just after he turns down Hongjun's application to become the Heavenly Dao's administrator, something unexpected happens. [The Myriad Worlds Chat Group invites you to join
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I, a Shameless Rogue, Rise to Become the Ghost Emperor 我,无赖刁民,逆袭成鬼帝
[Urban + comedy + System + supernatural + ghost cultivation] At night, Li Beichuan walks through dark alleys dressed as a woman. Don't get the wrong idea! He's not a pervert. He's using himself as bait to lure out the Midnight Evil Ghost, which has committed several crimes in the past month! Li Beichuan used to be a shameless little hoodlum. One time, while relieving himself beside a telephone pole in a narrow alley, he was electrocuted when the pole leaked electricity. Luckily, just as Black an
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This Otherworld Is Doomed Sooner or Later 这个迟早要完的异世界
[Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well..
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The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了,我成了系统
What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the
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After Transmigrating into a Book, the Princess Consort Wants a Divorce Every Day 书穿后,王妃每天都想和离
Reincarnated as a vicious cannon-fodder villainess destined for a tragic end, Ye Tang is under a ton of pressure. To stay alive, she uses her knowledge of the plot to help the villainous big shot avoid trouble and seize every advantage, hoping to earn his favor before he turns evil. But she never expected that the big shot was reborn... Villain Ling Bingxuan: “Hah. Don’t think you can sweet-talk me, woman. I know exactly how disgusting you are!” Ye Tang nods, grabs the heroine, and says, “Report
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Shock! The Mercenary Big Shot Is a Max-Level B King 惊!佣兵大佬她是满级BKing
[Publishing deal signed] [Satisfying revenge, lighthearted comedy, secret identities, putting scumbags in their place, a quirky and formidable mercenary boss VS a principled young heir from Beijing’s elite circles, devoted heroine] At their first meeting, Shu Lan shoots Lu Jinhan and leaves him badly wounded. She chases him all the way back to China, then becomes an ordinary university student. He runs, she chases; he has nowhere to hide. She’s the world’s number-one mercenary king! She’s a foun
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗,老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下,妈求你点事
[Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow
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Irresistibly Tempting! Master Shao’s White Moonlight Is Wild and Unhinged 极限撩惹!邵爷的白月光又疯又野
[Two Male Leads, 1v1, Mutual Devotion, Both Strong] [Cold, world-weary, sharp-tongued beauty and mercenary powerhouse vs. the domineering, spoiled young heir of Beijing's elite] Shen Qingyan, the illegitimate son of Beijing's wealthy Shen family, looked delicate and soft, but was astonishingly skilled in a fight. After years abroad, his return sent Beijing's elite circles into a frenzy: “The Shao family's young heir's unattainable first love is back?!” Shen Qingyan opened a browser and silently
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Help! The Movie Star’s Wife Has Wrecked Another Variety Show 救命!影帝你老婆又搞垮了综艺
[Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp
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The Movie Emperor Keeps Trying to Make a Move on Me 影帝他总想对我图谋不轨
Shen Yi, stage name Wei Long, was an actor of superstar caliber who took the world by storm in the 1970s. But after he disappeared one day, he vanished from history without a trace, as if he had never existed. One day, Rong Qian spotted a photo of herself with Shen Yi, taken more than thirty years ago... This incredible discovery sent her on journey after journey through time, transmigrating into the past to save him! For Rong Qian, only a few days passed between each trip to the past. But for S
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Can You Believe It? I’m a Sweet Little Girl, Yet I Hit This Hard 谁懂啊?我一个软妹竟然这么能打
[Sweet, flirtatious romance + Both leads are each other’s only partners, 1v1 + Hilarious entertainment-industry setting + Reality dating show] Tang Wan has a nightmare. She dreams that she’s living inside a book. According to the author’s setup, she’s a supporting female character with no memories. Whenever she needs to make the heroine look impressive, she acts like an idiot. Whenever she needs to bring the hero and heroine closer, she stirs up trouble. In the end, the male lead poisons her and
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Breaking! The Top-Tier Star Queen Is Being Deliberately Flirted with by the Movie Emperor Again 爆!顶流女王又被影帝蓄意撩拨了
[Also known as Galaxy Landing] [Two top-tier stars + secret crush + hilarious + everyone’s favorite + sweet romance, satisfying read] After being reborn and bound to a ridiculous System, Yan Qing wreaks havoc in the entertainment industry! From the start, she roasts her haters and lands on the trending list. She rides an adorable alpaca down the red carpet, winning countless fans, and transforms from a washed-up nobody into a bewitching star who rules film, television, and music. The white-lotus
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She Transmigrated into a Torture Romance and Tore Up the Script, Slaughtering Her Way Through 穿进虐文,她手撕剧本嘎嘎乱杀
Ye Zhi had only wanted to find a brainless sweet romance to relax with, but she never expected to be duped by an angst-ridden story disguised as a sweet romance! In this novel, the male lead drives the female lead's family into bankruptcy, gets her whole family killed, and then locks her up, subjecting her to every kind of physical and emotional abuse. Yet after a series of melodramatic events, the male lead apologizes and gives in, and the female lead has already forgotten the deep blood feud b
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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LOL! The Film Emperor’s Wife Is Breaking Down on Variety Shows Again 笑哭!影帝夫人她又在崩综艺
[Illogical, goofy comedy, sweet romance, strong heroine] The War God Qi Ye transmigrates into the body of a namesake, useless actress in the entertainment industry and joins a dating show. When the show begins, netizens say: “That useless pretty face is disgusting. Get out!” As the show goes on, netizens say: “Qi Ye is the GOAT!” When the show ends, netizens say: “No one's taking Qi Ye from me! Not even God Jian!” God Jian is the nickname for Jian Heyu, a legendary, award-winning actor in the en
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Plummeting to the Top of the Trending List! The Queen Is Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm 空降热搜!女王她在娱乐圈杀疯了
[Strong female lead + one-on-one romance + illogical, goofy, feel-good power fantasy] The hot-tempered queen Shi Rujiao was reborn as a famous white-lotus drama queen in the entertainment industry. But she charged headlong into wrecking her persona, throwing punches without hesitation and sparing no one with her insults. On the very first day of the show’s livestream, her reaction images and voice clips shot straight onto the trending charts, setting the whole internet ablaze! After that, Shi Ru
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The Possessive Darling: The Reborn Top-Tier Star Sets the World Ablaze 偏执团宠:重生顶流女王燃炸天
[Sweet romance + two equally strong leads + dating show + goofy comedy + showbiz + face-slapping + secret identities exposed] After Sheng Qi died and was reborn, she found she could hear the thoughts of the movie star. The previous second, Mu Lingren was still acting annoyed and disgusted by her. But the next, Sheng Qi heard his thoughts: “Baby is so cute. I like her so much. I want to kiss her.” Sheng Qi: ?? After that, Mu Lingren appeared on every variety show she joined. He acted like he coul
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The Nation’s Movie Emperor Has a Secret Crush on Me 国民影帝暗恋我
Word is that national heartthrob Yu Qianfan has someone he secretly loves? Fans: “No, I don’t believe it! He loves us!” Word is that the person Yu Qianfan secretly loves is Queen Li? Fans: “Li Jin? No way! Those two don’t get along. This rumor is definitely false!” During a variety show game, Yu Qianfan put his hand on a lie detector. Host: “I heard you have a secret crush. Is it Li Jin?” Li Jin shot him a cold look. Yu Qianfan answered, “No.” Zap! The red lights flashed, and the alarm blared. L
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The Mad Prince's Divine Doctor, Spoiled by All Under Heaven 盛宠天下:疯批王爷神医妃
Feng Wuxin, a healer of the mystical arts in Huaxia, could use the medicine in her left hand to bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bones, and a sniper rifle in her right hand to kill targets from a thousand miles away without leaving a trace. In short, when the King of Hell says it’s your time to die, I’m the one who decides. But one careless mistake sent the once-glorious Feng Wuxin transmigrating into the body of a powerless, good-for-nothing little princess consort whom everyone
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